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    Words:
    820
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    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    12
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    At last, Bilbo is fully rounded out with pregnancy, but it comes as a surprise when she enters labor far earlier than expected.

    The new parents also find that it's hard picking names than they initially thought.

    Series
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    Words:
    992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    804
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    “Thorin and I are expecting a child,” Bilbo announced. Kíli choked on a bite of bread, Fíli spat wine clear across the table, Tauriel dropped the bowl of potatoes in her hands, and Dís just about fell off her chair. “Pardon me,” Kíli said, a little hoarsely, “but don’t you need a, er, a uterus for that?” “No. You see, Hobbit children are grown in the garden,” Bilbo answered. “What, right next to the cabbages?” said Kíli.
    The biggest difference between Hobbits and Dwarves was not, as most people assume, the lack of beards or the size of feet. In truth, the difference was in the method of their birth. While Dwarves did things the old fashioned way, with their womenfolk carrying their children for nine months, Hobbits made use of a single seed, two locks of hair, and fertile soil. This, of course, means that where Dwarves need both one male and one female to bring new life to the world, Hobbits need no such restriction.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    687
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6968
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    Ragnarök was running from the dourhand's he was too innocent too realize this wasn't a game still a immature yet very smart dwobbit child of only twelve. Who was extremely agile for even a half dwarf this was to his advantage as he had a dwarves endurance. His legacy lies in Mirrormere.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,472
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    234
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    After receiving a royal invitation, Bilbo and Cassia work to properly outfit their children.

    They find that visiting with royals is much easier and nicer than expected, and comes with some interesting outcomes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    902
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    Eating is Very Important to Prince Frerin, the world's only Dwobbit and son of King Thorin and his Consort Bilbo. He loves it! Almost as much as he loves his family. One day Frerin notices that Adad doesn't eat the same amount as he and Papa. It makes him wonder, and with all the curiosity of a Dwobbit toddler Frerin decides that he will get to the bottom of the mystery of everyone elses' eating habits!

    (Work can be read alone or as part of the series. "Mahal's Gift" is the most neccessary in understanding Frerin's origin story)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,481
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3443
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    A child's first word is definitely a matter for celebration -- even if one parent isn't around to hear it. Bilbo certainly is delighted to hear that little "Papa" for the first time while Thorin is visiting Iron Hills. Now, if only he could share it with others without all the dwarves starting to act quite oddly indeed...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    656
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    9379
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    It began as quickly as it ended in war and fire a child was created in the aftermath. The child would become greater than any of the Durin's before or after, and hated by dwarf-kind for his insolence. This tale is about his struggle and how he defied fate and carved his own destiny out of stone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    648
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    Thorin insults Bilba she returns the favor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    4535
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    AU in which everyone survives BOFA, After the battle Fili moves to Hobbiton to win his One's heart. Will he find happiness there or will his dreams be destroyed again?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    143,078
    Chapters:
    101/?
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    8540
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    At Auntie Em's emporium the company finds Thorin frozen with his youngest daughter in his arms. Quivering in fear as the king was in his final moments.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    470
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    Ragnarok Baggins is kidnapped by orcs trapped in a snowstorm and buying his time he chooses to be stupid instead of smart. In retrospect it probably seemed like a good idea at the time, famous last words. In his defense he has a better sense of direction than a log. Other than that he's pretty bad at giving directions and finding his way back the way he came.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    836
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    The Arkenstone has been missing for three years. Why?
    You wouldn't believe what its being used as...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1059
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    Bilba Baggins is not entirely respectable, and it's not just because her grandmother taught her how to throw a battle ax. This doesn't quite change the outcome of a certain adventure, but it certainly changes her reaction to it.

    Or, the one where interracial marriage has happened in the Shire, and the Hobbits generally employ a 'don't ask don't tell' policy when it comes to such relationships.

    Or, alternatively, an attempt to discover why Stoor Hobbits have beards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,002
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    523
    Bookmarks:
    225
    Hits:
    9584
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    Bilbo tells his and Thorin's son of the Arkenstone incident.

    Inspired by a separate work - see notes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3111
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    AU Six years after The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and fem!Bilbo go back to the Shire that shunned her long ago, to show off the family they have made together in the years since she ran out of her little green door.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    155
    Hits:
    9178
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    Thorin goes to Bree to find smith work and stays in a boardinghouse called Bag End. The Hobbit woman who runs it draws his attraction right from the start.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,528
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    561
    Bookmarks:
    177
    Hits:
    27762
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    When Bilbo met a dwarf at the Prancing Pony, he never dreamed of how much it would change his life.

    15 years later, he goes on the quest with Thorin's company, completely unaware that Fili and Kili are the cousins of the child that he had to give up to protect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,135
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    663
    Bookmarks:
    211
    Hits:
    12336
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    Bilbo never imagined his pregnancy going quite like this. Crack.

    aka the one where the company doesn't believe that Bilbo is pregnant until the baby is born.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    2395
    Bookmarks:
    408
    Hits:
    34329
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    Summary

    Bilbo holds his and Thorin's first child and thinks about his husband and their life together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4531

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