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    Atina is NOT a fan of the hobbit franchise. She hated every second she spent suffering through it. As far as she's concerned, the entire world can be swallowed up in a giant fiery dragon burp. So WHY is she the one tasked with going on this 'adventure'? She sure as day doesn't want to be here and no one else wants her here either but HERE she is.. with no intention to fix a thing.

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    "My dear Mr. Baggins," she replied, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of one of these, unmarried Dwarf king or princes, marrying at least one of our Bagginses, and why not my Bilbo? He’s the prime of the lot."

    The Hobbit / Pride and Prejudice mashup that nobody asked for.

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    **I'm sorry I'm so slow in updating this. I promise it will be finished! Eventually. But it will be! :p

    Thorin wasn't always so dark and brooding...

    Years after the horror of Smaug and miles away from Erebor, Signí is a young dwarrowess working in her father's shop. As fate would have it, exiled dwarven prince Thorin finds himself living in the same village. Alienated and lonely in the world of humans, the two former childhood friends find themselves in love and finally have a chance to be together... but something sinister is lurking in the shadows. How far would Signí go for the love of her life? Will they create a new life together, or will the madness in Thorin's family prove to be too much?

    This is the life of Thorin Oakenshield.

     

    (This is a headcanon that won't leave me and fills in the years of Thorin's life between the arrival of Smaug and the quest for Erebor. I will try to stay as true to the events in Tolkien's texts as I can while exploring what he doesn't say, though for this story the characters look like they do in the films.)

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    After their wedding, Tauriel and Kíli will share their most exciting adventure yet: raising a child. But blissfully happy as they are, becoming the parents of the world’s first dwelf isn’t easy. No one is certain a half-blood child is even possible, but prejudiced dwarves don’t want to let Kíli live to find out. As even darker forces take an interest in Kíli’s unusual heir, others are put danger, including Fíli and his bride, Sif. All Kíli and Tauriel want is to start a family, but they may end up having to save Erebor, too.

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    19/?
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    Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
    Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
    Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
    There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?

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    95/?
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    Billa would never be the gentle creature that the hobbits of the Shire had wanted her to be, and that suited her just fine.
    She was no longer a hobbit of the Shire - she was a hobbit of Erebor.
    She had fallen in love with a king, and had that love returned. No other hobbit could say the same, and Billa would never regret it. She had everything that she could possibly want - a family, a lover and a little one on the way.
    But adjusting to life in the mountain, surrounded by dwarves, would have been hard enough without intending to marry their king. Dwarves were an incredibly secretive race, and having a hobbit live among them was odd enough, but having her sworn to their king and carrying his child... To say that some of them didn't approve would be an understatement, though Billa had more pressing things to worry about - like whether or not she was going to be a good mother, and how she could possibly endure being pregnant with a half-dwarven baby.
    She would need all the help she could get.

    The sequel to 'No Respectable Young Lady'.

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    18/?
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    Belladonna Baggins remembers fondly the stories of quests, adventures and warriors the wizard Gandalf the grey used to tell her, hoarding them like treasures, but one day of april, the wizard appears at her doorstep with thirteen dwarves and a plan to reclaim a lost kingdom and slay a dragon... Bella is chosen to fulfill a dangerous task; burgle the dragon Smaug. The lonely little Hobbit will sign away her life to aid Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the company and King under the Mountain. Bella will step out her round green door to face perilous adventures; trolls, orcs, goblins, giant spiders, skinchangers, elves and wizards. The kindly child of the west will pick up a sword to help her company, taking the mantle of a Burglar. will she be able to save her friends from the fire that awaits them? will she be able to find the light among the shadows of the past? she will steal the Jewel of the King...and his heart as well. is the worst behind her and her company, or is everything to end in fire?

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    7/?
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    Legolas and Gimli contemplate marriage.

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    Hi, all. Here's a story of FÍli and Kíli as youngsters.

    Kíli's unusual looks - too tall, weird hair, spindly body, and almost no beard - don't bother Fíli, nor do his atypical talents - unerring bowman, skilled animal handler, and quiet, thoughtful nature. They bother a right lot of bullies, though, who have progressed from taunts and shoves to outright beatings. Even Kíli's mastery of Master Dwalin's extra fighting lessons haven't helped - now the bullies gang up on Kíli to do even more damage. Today, Fíli's eagerness to try out his new sword leaves Kíli unprotected for a few seconds, just long enough for a trio of roughnecks to kick Kíli halfway to oblivion.

    If broken ribs, a concussion, and a gashed cheekbone aren't painful enough, Kíli's shame is even more devastating. Nothing Kíli has done has helped him to overcome his harassment. It makes Fíli sick to see such despair in his brother's normally bright eyes, and he vows to put a stop to his brother's abuse, no matter what he has to do.

    The question is, what should he do?

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Fortunately, the one living under the delusion he was a regular hobbit was NOT him. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

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    7/?
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    “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

    Thorin has a love for all within his Company even when he did little to express it. Yet with peace finally laid upon the lands and Erebor rightfully reclaimed, he now finds a new challenge upon him to reclaim a love that he fears that he may lose if he is not careful.

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    A fifteenth member joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield. She is a well-trained, experienced warrior dwarf, the adopted daughter of Thror's General and Dwalin's perfect match. But both of their strong sense of duty get in the way of their happiness. Follows the story of the Hobbit and continues afterward. Aspects of LOTR, but probably won't get all the way.

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    73/?
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    18
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    Three years after the adventure that took the Baggins twins to Erebor and back, life still has not quite settled. Bag End has gained two dwarves, but lost much of its luster and the little family is hanging together by one fraying thread. An invitation to a wedding might be the perfect way to bring people together, but bringing them together could also be the thing that tears them apart for good.

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    11/11
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    “I made a promise to your mother, before she passed.”
    "And?” Bilbo prompted.
    “I promised your mother I would find you a husband.”
    “W-what?” Bilbo spluttered, pushing his tea aside as he leapt from his armchair. “I - how could you - who would I even -”
    “Why, Thorin Oakenshield, of course,” Gandalf answered with a far too smug smile.

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    It's cold and the stars are bright, twinkling down, silvery light on the green sea that Legolas sits in -- the boughs of trees, the sky above, even the gentle breeze reminds him of his fate.

    It calls to him, the sea.

    (A Secret Santa gift for Officialandimportant, on tumblr!)

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    In which Tauriel thinks she could turn a hopeless infatuation into friendship. It's no easy feat, given that someone is working at cross-purposes to her - and they outnumber her two against one.

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    The most terrible thing you can do to a writer, Bilbo is sure, is answer words with silence.

    Sweet-bittersweet, comedy-angst, movie/book fusion. Set in a reclaimed Erebor full of dwarrowdames, political strife, tree plagues, and new Durins -- all brought to you via a completely neutral and factual firsthand account utterly expurgated of bias. Also expurgated of questionable narratorial rambling, curiously tender descriptions, marginalia complaints, annoying sayings, and irrelevant hobbitish asides. Candidly, Master Baggins is just trying to finish this book and go home.

    (In Proper Summary: The one where the dwarves have a matriarchal constitutional monarchy, Thorin has a daughter named Bélah, and Bilbo says he will write tomorrow but doesn't.)

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    14/18
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    Ori no aguanta más los cuidados de mamá gallina de Dori. Esta puede ser su oportunidad para recibir un trato más justo.

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    In a modern world, Celebrimbor and Narvi meet a much younger age

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    5
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