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    After much hounding by the company, Bilbo lets something slip. How will Thorin react? Will They still be friends? How much can their friendship withstand?

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    The collected reports of I.S.T.A.R.I. agent Gandalf the Grey, regarding the events of Operation Dragon from initiation to the Carrock.

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    In which a 21st century woman finds herself plopped into Middle Earth and has to travel with a company of 15 crude, smelly, frustrating men, all while trying to change the ending of a tale she thought only found in a children's book. What use is foresight against the stubbornness of dwarves? Suppose she won't know until she tries.

    Besides, she's grown quite fond of one crude, smelly, frustrating dwarf in particular, and has no intention of letting him kick the bucket.

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    Nori started cross-dressing to bring in money eighty years ago. Now at age 87 he finds himself a single virgin Khazad dam with the tastes of Khazad male who prefers their own gender. To make matters worse his One is the guardsman who tried to catch him at his thieving tricks and hates him. His beloved baby brother Ori is soon to be engaged- that is if they can kill Smaug and reclaim their lost kingdom of Erebor. Nori just wants to see Ori happy before he disappears and takes his family’s shame with him. He really wishes that he could see Dori happy before he leaves for good. Now he has to join in this fool's quest and hope that he can live in close quarters with twelve male Khazad-dim without having his secret discovered. Would Ori stop nearly spilling it?

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    Unbeknownst to Thorin, his company of thirteen dwarves (and plausibly a burglar hobbit) is about to be extended - by a half-elf.

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    Written for the Hobbit Kink Meme! Here's the prompt:

    While the company is walking across Mirkwood, Biblo falls down a slope and straight into a sex pollen field. He comes out a bit bruised and feels a bit itchy, but nothing worth to worry about.
    When the night comes, the dwarves wake up to the hobbit's screams.

    Oin recognises the symptoms and he confirms that yes, Bilbo is infected with a rare pollen that will cause him atrocious pain and ultimate kills him if he doesn't get fucked. So all the have to do is give their hobbit a nice tumble and everything will be fine, right? No.

    The dwarves are horrified with the idea of sleeping with Bilbo if he cannot consent. They end up doing it, because the hobbit will die if they don't, but feel like they are basically abusing him. And even after the first one finished the pollen still affects Bilbo, so more of them need to join.

    Just want the usual sex-pollen fic more focused on the mental stress the situation produces than the porn.

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    When a murder victim is found in an alleyway, body covered in the same distinctive stab wounds as eight others in the same area, it's up to Detective Dwalin Fundinson to hunt down the killer. But when the mysterious murderer creeps far too close for comfort, Dwalin's work and private lives converge and nobody involved will emerge the same on the other side.

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    You are Miriel, a Silvan elf from the Woodland Realm. When King Thranduil turns away from aiding the dwarves of Erebor, you find that you cannot.

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    ~~~~~
    Fili, as a hardcore surfer, decides to surf on a tsunami. When he falls off, he faints and is taken away by the water, to end up in the middle of the ocean. Against all his expectations, however, he meets a young, enthusiastic boy. But unlike normal people, he has a long, blue fin.

    When he ends up on a deserted island, all he can do is rely on his Kili, and the longer they're there, the more they get to know each other, and things bloom that neither had ever expected.
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    What if Kili and Ori were already unofficially betrothed before the Quest for Erebor began? What if Fili found his One in Bilbo when he opened the door of Bag End? How does that change the course of events? Shameless rearranging of arrivals at Bag End. Bilbo actually cooked and was halfway prepared for them. Healer Bilbo

    Warnings: FTM character, minor genderswap, Future mpreg, some racial prejudice, culture differences,

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    Maia Salmar is twisted into a dragon and becomes Smaug the Terrible. He is given a chance at redemption when he is given a prophecy by an ancestoress of Arwen and Aragorn; Luthien. His attempt to search for his 'heart' leads him to Erebor and unfortunately sends its inhabitants into exile. His world is turned on its axis once more when Nori and Bilbo Baggins enter his lair. His choice changes not only his fate but the future of Middle Earth.

    This is more based on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey because for plot reasons I'm choosing to keep Azog alive and the Battle of Azanulbizar as a costly defeat.

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    Small but terrible student, Bilbo Baggins only wanted to have his own high school romance to write. He did not intend to begin the first chapter inside Arkenstone Academy, a dumping site for obnoxious, delinquent teens who had serious personality issues.

    Getting thrown by snot-filled tissue papers was bad enough. Meeting the infamous Durin Ten was bad news.

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    The relationship between a Hobbit and a Dwarf can be a strange, but peaceful, occasion.

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    This is where I'm sticking my prompt fills from tumblr. Pretty much going to be a collection of one-shots.

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    Along the road, Ori’s cycle hits, and she needs to make little dwarf babies immediately.

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    Set in modern times, Thorin Oakenshield is the disgruntled heir to the banking conglomerate Erebor Inc that has been taken over by Mr. Smaug of DragonFire (We burn up the competition). He is in need of a code breaking burglar which he finds in the reluctant form of Beatrice Baggins. She agrees to this insane adventure as long as she can make snarky comments the whole way and be a general pain in his ass.

    Feel free to comment! I promise to respond to each!

    Also, all rights to the master Tolkien and the creative tweaks of Peter Jackson and Company. Thank you, Mr. Tolkien for all the magic you have created in our lives.

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    When Bilbo leaves his old school, Shire High, due to bullying, He is more than ready for a new start. In a new town with a new school everything is supposed to be different, right? Everything in St. Erebor seems to be perfect.. until it isn't.

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    After being banished from the mountain for having an illegal and sexual relationship with his brother, Fili falls in the snow and plans to let himself freeze. Instead, a strange man with a blue box comes to his rescue and he learns of worlds he could never imagine possible.

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    In which Bilbo sucks at keeping plants alive and Thorin sucks at poetry

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    Thorin is severely wounded during BOTFA. Bilbo is extremely worried because he loves Thorin very much.

    The following material will be approved for all audiences

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