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    Bella Baggins has spent more time than she ever wished to outside of the Shire, and would want nothing more than to spend the rest of her hopefully-long life there. Unfortunately for her, Gandalf has decided that she'd be better suited running for her life, in mortal peril and surrounded by strangers. Like she hasn't had enough of that.

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    Hi, all. Here's a story of Fili and Kili as youngsters.

    It's hard being a big brother to such an odd Dwarf. Kili's unusual looks - too tall, weird hair, spindly body, and almost no beard - don't bother Fili, but they certainly bother a right lot of bullies. Even Master Dwalin's extra fighting lessons can't keep Kili from regular beatings, because the bullies have started to gang up on him to do even more damage. This time, Fili's eagerness to try out his new sword leaves Kili unprotected for a few seconds, just long enough for a trio of roughnecks to kick him halfway to oblivion.

    If broken ribs, a concussion, and a gashed cheekbone aren't painful enough, Kili's shame is even more devastating. It makes Fili sick to see such despair in his brother's normally bright eyes. Fili vows that he'll put a stop to his brother's abuse, no matter what he has to do.

    The question is, what should he do?

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    Sometimes, you wondered who had written the script for your life, thinking that you'd been stuck in someone's idea of the old cliche about opposites attract. Other times, you wanted to send them flowers, fall to your knees in gratitude that you had ended up here, with the man you loved loving you just as fiercely in return. You had moved halfway around the world, leaving behind the life you had known and ended up finding more than love - finding a family.

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    Bowen consort to King Thorin knew she didn't stand a chance of having her husband love her, not since he met the hobbit. This knowledge broke something she knew would never heal.

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    During the fight with the trolls Bilbo is deeply wounded in the head, when he wakes up the dwarves discover with surprise and concern that their burglar is no longer the same .... after a car accident Sara finds herself in the middle of a forest and has no idea how she got there .... but basically, Bilbo and Sara have never really belonged to their world, although they do not know this, at least not yet

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    Tasha wakes up to find herself in a magical forest with a magical bag on a quest to find a dragon that she's really hoping is dead but with her luck probably isn't. Did I mention there's a wizard?

    Rating for language, but NSFW bits may be added later.

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    Thorin and Dwalin are alphas, who are in a polyamorous relationship with Bilbo, an omega. It's been several months since the BOTFA and they're all very busy with their different duties, meaning they have little time for each other and their relationship. This makes them all stressed and grumpy. What happens when Bilbo comes home one day expecting some TLC only to find the alphas fighting over him?

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    A fifteenth member joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield. She is a well-trained, experienced warrior dwarf, the adopted daughter of Thror's General and Dwalin's perfect match. But both of their strong sense of duty get in the way of their happiness. Follows the story of the Hobbit and continues afterward. Aspects of LOTR, but probably won't get all the way.

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    Bilbo Baggins might be a prince but sometimes he wishes he was anything but. His interests don't align with what people think they should and he is not a fan of the balls his mother throws.

    When his best friend suggests attending a festival, Bilbo is intrigued. It becomes even more of marvel when they decide he should go in the guise of being Bianca Button.

    Things change when he meets a tall, dark stranger at the festival and Bianca becomes more than a disguise to him.

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.

    But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.

    Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.

    That would be tragic.

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    Thorin would do anything for Bilbo ... even feed his obsessions.

    Dis is to blame ... and she doesn't even care!

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    Dwalin Fundin is a famous pornstar. Ori Rison is a broke virgin with high-dollar "scholastic aspirations". It's the fic nobody asked for but the one we all (didn't) need.

    (The sexy bits are in chapter 2. Unbeta'd.)

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    Belladonna Baggins was not content with her life in the Shire. She wanted more. But as long as she lived there she could not get what she wished. She has loved. She fights her own thoughts. She is a Queen. And it is my job to tell you her story.

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    Nobody wants watch over Nori, but Dwalin takes it to protect his family.

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    “For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
    Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.

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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    Mh'ara is very happy tending his garden and keeping to his little merrow self until this BLOODY MEDDLING WIZARD decides that he had better get his head out from under his tail and help a crew of BLOODY STINKING PIRATES so that he can save the WHOLE BLOODY WORLD from a BLOODY TYRANNICAL USURPER. This BLOODY MEDDLING WIZARD could have told him that the captain was going to be BLOODY ROCKHEAD STUBBORN not to mention BLOODY FUCKING GORGEOUS.

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    Based on: Imagine Dwalin letting his daughter braid his hair and beard.

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    Thorin is alive.

    He has conquered the Lonely Mountain and bested Azog in the Battle of Five Armies. Erebor and Dale are flourishing now, sixteen years after Smaug’s demise, but Thorin can’t shake off the feeling that on the day of the battle he lost.

    What is a victory if your One is slain?

    Or at least believed to be dead.

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    Bilbo leaves Erebor, to hide in the Shire, afraid of her love.

    What she and Gandalf both don’t expect is a treasure Thorin slipped her before the dragon sickness took him.

    …three treasures actually.

    17/04/2017: This story will probably be on indefinite hiatus.

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    Mistress Iris Baggins, once head of the Baggins Clan. Once a respectable Mistress, with a slight streak of danger. Finds herself with a house full of darrow, an idiot she's going to find someway to teach a lesson to and her father who never knew she existed.

    Well, they were going to find this Hobbit wasn't a pushover and that their pig headed idiot leader may just someday be able to take his foot out of his mouth.

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