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    “Do you know how many mistakes your “report” contains?” Dutch is too busy rolling her eyes at Turin’s use of air quotes to reply.

    D’av, on the other hand, laughs, “seriously? You rang us up because my report had typos? Man, must be a slow day at the office!” D’av’s voice is light, superficially, but there’s an undertone there, like he’s gearing up for a fight.

    “206,” Turin says, “I counted.”

    “Oh, that’s just sad,” D’av says. Johnny snorts into his coffee.

    “Shut up!” Turin yells, “This. Is. Not. A. Joke! Now I get that brains are not really your department here, but if you’re really too stupid to write a coherent report, well. Maybe the RAC made a mistake with you!”

    There’s a beat before she realises that D’av’s not replying, he’s staring, tight lipped at the screen, his face carefully blank.

     

    Have you ever sat down and thought to yourself "what if D'avin Jaqobis was dyslexic?"

    No? Well, I did, and this is the resulting fic.

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    Amidst the ongoing battle against Aneela, a surprising conversation with D'avin causes Dutch to begin admitting her romantic feelings for Johnny...to everyone except Johnny. Now that she knows she's in love with her best friend, just what the hells is she going to do about it? Begins with a very different take on the end of "The Wolf You Feed" and continues from there.

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    3,332
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    2/?
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    2
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    12
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    2
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    127
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    Set during the flashbacks of 3x07. Johnny helps Dutch clean up.

    Series
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    8
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    12
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    Post 3x05. Aneela has captured Dutch, D'avin, and Johnny.

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    3/?
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    6
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    16
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    2
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    410
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    “You want to quit all this and run? I call shotgun. I mean it. We don’t have to stay here. We can just fly away and never come back.”

    Set during 2x10. Dutch and Johnny's conversation if they hadn't been interrupted by Lucy.

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    1/1
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    8
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    21
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    173
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    Как главных героев Киллджоев занесло в Далекую-Далекую Галактику.

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    1/1
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    1
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    D'avin accidentally adopts a kitten. Dutch accidentally gets turned into a wary pre-teen girl. The Quad is on the brink of war, Johnny is still mourning his murdered lover, and the Jaqobis brothers are just trying to keep the chaos aboard Lucy under control.

    D'avin has no idea what he's doing. But that part is pretty normal.

    Language:
    English
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    11,768
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    436
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    Several months after Johnny left his team to save them from Land Kendry's wrath Clara calls Dutch and D'avin to ask for help.

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    5,316
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    1/1
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    1
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    22
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    64
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    9
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    745
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    Dutch thought her pairs skating career was history when her partnered was injured. When she goes to a new rink, she meets John Jaqobis, who's also recently looking for a partner and who should be below her level but turns out to be everything she needs.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    560
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    It's been a few days since Johnny Jaqobis stole a ship and accidentally also stole a blood-covered, mostly insane woman. And she refuses to tell him her name, so what's a guy to do? He'll just have to pick one for her.

    Language:
    English
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    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    25
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    2
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    372
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    Johnny and Clara are working on a job together when a wrench gets thrown in the works.

    Language:
    English
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    2,104
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    1/1
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    8
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    40
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    1
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    492
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    The problem with Johnny is, he’s too soft.

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    100
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    25
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    Dutch and Johnny investigate a mysterious abandoned RAC outpost, get in trouble, and solve a question of trust.

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    1/1
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    1
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    55
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    886
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    Dutch finds him in a bar. It’s fairly anticlimactic. Not unlike their first meeting, now that she thinks about it.

    Language:
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    2,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    374
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    They soldiered on, knowing the universe was gonna get screwed or they could save it, but it was supposed to be as a team. Johnny’s absence is felt - Dutch paces more, a barely restrained jungle cat longing to escape.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    1
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    284
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    in which aneela is defeated and regains emotional capacity after being separated from the plasma, dutch deals with the immediate aftermath of bringing about aneela's downfall and we get a flashback to dutch and johnny's first meeting.

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    Dutch is running, and she's doing it alone.

    The man she meets in a rest stop parking lot has a different idea about that.

    Language:
    English
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    1,577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    616
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    Johnny gets Dutch a birthday present and she almost shoots him.

     

    This takes place a year after they met, so before the series.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    16
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    1
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    248
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    He's said it before, he'll say it again.

    Or: four times Johnny reminds Dutch nothing is chaining them to the Quad.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    16
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    39
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    4
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    392
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    Author's Summary:

    List of bad things that have happened to Johnny today:

    -Shot by woman in bloody wedding dress
    -Failed to steal beautiful spaceship
    -Nearly electrocuted
    -Pursued by ruthless bounty hunters
    -Duped into indentured servitude

    But somehow, if he’s lucky, he just might finish the day with a new partner and maybe even a friend.

    Language:
    English
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    35
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    188

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