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    A collection of one shots where, instead of Veronica, the Heather's decided to make JD their new project and take on the astronomical task of making JD not only an actual functioning human being, but a well-liked functional human being. They were not prepared for this. And frankly, neither was I.
    Other wise known as "Popular JD AU"

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    English
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    11,036
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Hogwarts Boarding School teachers, Lily and James, are pining away for people they think will never want them, and during their students' exeat weekend, they plan to drown their sorrows in endless pints. That night leads to a change in their lives--for the better, for the worse, Lily isn't sure, but she's determined to get through the year without anyone finding out.

    Language:
    English
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    3,064
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    43
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    Written by two authors sharing an account not that you care about that part. The entire story doesn't follow anything specific and goes off on tangents lmao it's mostly drabble writing. Consisting of: England being kinkshamed, Everyone being kinkshamed, no like literally everyone, Czech roasting people, Iceland's dank memes, murder and last but not least LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS KINKSHAMED.

    {New summary addition since it sorta need a an update so it isn't so vague, done by Metta}: Just to add on a bit, it isn't just murder and kinkshaming. As with the authors' and commenters' ideas, things seem to evolve, pan out, settle down, and are tossed back into the blender of 21St and below century comedy.
    That was scarily formal for this chat.
    Eh, you'll know what I mean.
    {Metta out}

    Authors are in constant need of validation and run off of comments

    Romania: NOTAVAMP
    Norway: Vikingking
    England:Eyebrow&SconeAesthetic
    Czech: TheSpaQueen
    Poland: TheFabulousPolska
    Ireland: 3Catholic5U
    Moldova: MyBrothersAVampire
    Iceland: IceIceBby
    France: loveandrosesaesthetic
    Hungary: hungaryandhungry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96,984
    Chapters:
    78/?
    Comments:
    297
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2488
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    The way to leave a prompt is simple; write a comment under one of the existing chapters. Tell me what you want to happen and what pairing you want.
    Will x Nico: 3, 8, 17, 25, 34, 36, 37, 39, 40, 42, 44, 47, 52, 58, 59, 61, 64, 69, 83, 85, 93, 98, 100, 103, 106, 108 (26)
    Jason x Percy: 2, 7, 13, 31, 45, 50, 51, 56, 63, 66, 72, 74, 76, 81, 90, 92 (16)
    Frank x Leo: 21, 24, 38, 48, 71, 84, 101, 104, 109 (19)
    Jason x Nico: 4, 14, 15, 16, 27, 41, 60, 97 (8)
    Percy x Leo: 18, 54, 62, 73, 99 (5)
    Michael K x Octavian: 43, 57, 79, 94 (4)
    Jason x Percy x Will x Nico: 19, 65, 77, 95 (4)
    Luke x Percy: 10, 35, 46 (3)
    Jason x Leo: 68, 78, 96 (3)
    Nico x Mitchell: 6, 30 (2)
    Connor x Mitchell: 12, 33 (2)
    Will x Percy: 22, 70 (2)
    Luke x Ethan: 55, 82 (2)
    Luke x Leo: 26, 87 (2)
    Will x Leo: 11, 89 (2)
    Luke x Nico: 105, 107 (2)
    Beckendorf x Luke: 23 (1)
    Percy x Malcolm: 28 (1)
    Michael K x Travis: 29 (1)
    Leo x Nico: 53 (1)
    Jason x Will: 75 (1)
    Ethan x Michael Y: 86 (1)
    Paolo x Apollo: 102 (1)
    Thanatos x Cupid: 9 (1)
    Other Foursomes/Threesomes/Multi: 20, 32, 49, 67, 80, 88, 91 (7)

    Language:
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    Words:
    309,505
    Chapters:
    109/?
    Comments:
    846
    Kudos:
    1408
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    57259
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    Stiles> heyyyyyyyyyyy, so liek we shoud fuc
    Peter> Stiles, this is the tenth time you drunk sexted me. Which bar are you at, I'll be there in five.

     

    Or, the one where Stiles tends to drink away his angst while Peter actually starts to worry and have feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    612
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    (and maybe my world too)

    kingkook
    [11:10]
    DI D YOU TEACH THEM A LESSON

    taelusions
    [11:11]
    HELL YEAH I DID
    I WENT AT THEM SCREAMING GD’S
    GOOD BOY

    (online friends au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,586
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1377
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    "Was I always just bullshit to you?" Louis whispered, a slight tremble to his words as he stood there, looking utterly broken.

    A loud sob escaped Harry's lips, tears brimmed his reddened eyes as he opens his mouth to reply.

    "Forget it," Louis sharply replies, taking a breath of fresh air before shoving his hands harshly into the pockets of his coat.

    "Lou-"

    "What part of 'forget it' don't you understand Harry."

    Or where Harry fucks up and has to pay for the consequences of doing so.

    Language:
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    1,064
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    291
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    Jean is a 19 year old french police trainee; Levi is a 24 year old police investigator from France.
    The two have fucked up pasts, issues and a hard time getting close to anyone. But the two accept one another's demons and love everything that makes them who they are.
    All their curves and all their edges; all their perfect imperfections.

    Language:
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    2,052
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    A series of Texts between Cas and Dean, Cas and Sam, and Sam and Dean.

    All the fluff. Tags will be added each chapter. Um... there may be a trigger warning in a chapter. I will add the tag when we get there and warn at the beginning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    359
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,509
    Chapters:
    59/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    827
    Kudos:
    766
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    24631
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    Fics written about Moriarty/Moran (Victorian or modern day AU) based on prompts selected by other people from a list of OTP prompts. I am still open to other requests from the list. See notes on chapter 1 for details.

    Prompts written so far:
    "I love you" texts
    Realizing they want to grow old together + Forehead kisses + Soft kisses
    Being protective of each other
    Driving/walking to school together + Waiting for each other after class + Kisses on the cheek
    Dancing Together

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    English
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    4,760
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
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    128
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    kyle and dan don't talk much when they aren't on tour, so a set of text messages end up being extremely worrying, after getting sent at 2 in the morning

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    143
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    One night Eren was walking to his apartment and suddenly he stumble on something or someone... He meets this mysterious man and Eren life will change but will it be for better or worts?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,206
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4659
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    So your recent ex Mark got drunk and messaged your former ex Jack on Facebook, what he told him has your head spinning. You pray they aren't going to fight, you pray Mark hasn't ruined your friendships.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    207
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    修复内战:在他们整个交往过程中,Tony和Steve第一次开始坦诚地对话,当然,是通过短信。

     

    或者说,Tony和Steve尝试在下一次灾难到来前修补他们的关系。这得花点时间。事实上,击退或蓝或紫的外星人甚至都比理清他们的感情更容易些。

    Language:
    中文
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    1,419
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Min Yoongi, 28, works late nights as a therapist at a hospital in Seoul. Jung Hoseok, 27, is a rising B-list YouTube celebrity, aspiring choreographer, and, most recently, Yoongi's noisy new neighbor. Despite Hoseok's dance practices ruining Yoongi's sleep, the two strike up a comfortable friendship. But life has taught Yoongi that nothing stays easy for long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,737
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1007
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    Louis tops
    Larry smut
    What else?

    or

    where at the very beginning Louis is a fuckboy and Harry can't stand him.

    How their 'friendship' is going to end up? (except for the smut)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,953
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4930
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    Daehyun really wasn’t looking for love. He was quite keen on thirsting after that super hot senior in his film class from 20 feet away, thank you very much. He preferred to keep his dignity intact for the remainder of his college career. Of course, nothing ever really goes his way, now does it.

    Or: Daehyun is a salty film major who pines after Yongguk and his friends are the absolute worst ft. group chats and texting galore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,451
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    767
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    john realizes what we all knew..he is in fact.....a bisexual man.... he dumps his gf but texts none other than shercock homolmes by accident. what will happen from here? will john meet the man of his dreams..? read to find out

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,668
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    180
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    Season 4 divergence. Right before his senior year begins, Blaine accidentally receives a text message from Sebastian. When he finds that his one-time friend is serious about turning over a new leaf, he replies and they rekindle their friendship. Unfortunately, between the Warblers, Sebastian's scheming twin sister, and a growing distance from Kurt, Blaine finds that old attractions die hard.
    This is the archived version of the fic posted weekly on my tumblr at http://laymytongueuponyourscarsff.tumblr.com/
    Warnings will be posted at the top of each chapter AND above their section.
    Title from the Bruce Springsteen song "Worlds Apart."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    203,202
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5177

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