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    Pidgeotto: oh fck no he locked himself in his room and all i hear is goddammed miley cyrus

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    Jesse McCree solicits a phone number from a bar. It does not belong to the cute girl he was talking to, but a grumpy Japanese man halfway across the world.

    Hanzo Shimada does not find the antics of the drunk American currently texting him funny.

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    Written by two authors sharing an account not that you care about that part. The entire story doesn't follow anything specific and goes off on tangents lmao it's mostly drabble writing. Consisting of: England being kinkshamed, Everyone being kinkshamed, no like literally everyone, Czech roasting people, Iceland's dank memes, murder and last but not least LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS KINKSHAMED.

    Authors are in constant need of validation and run off of comments

    Romania: NOTAVAMP
    Norway: Vikingking
    England:Eyebrow&SconeAesthetic
    Czech: TheSpaQueen
    Poland: TheFabulousPolska
    Ireland: 3Catholic5U
    Moldova: MyBrothersAVampire
    Iceland: IceIceBby
    France: loveandrosesaesthetic
    Hungary: hungaryandhungry

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    22/?
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    7
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    14/50
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    37
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    One drunk text and a miss dialed number turns Kagome's world upside down. Suddenly a stranger becomes her emotional rock, but what she doesn't realize is that he's no stranger. He's the person she loaths the most in this world, Inuyasha.

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    15/?
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    30
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    86
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    16
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    New Year, people are drunk and they're doing some impulsive and possibly catastrofic mistakes.

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    2/?
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    6
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    Jungkook receives drunk texts from an unknown number in the middle of the night.

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    5/?
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    91
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    7
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    This is a series of Romanogers/Cap Widow one shots. None of the chapters will be linked to each other unless otherwise specified. Expect adorable fluff, schmaltz and angsty romance, as per usual!

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    18/?
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    14
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    When Jim is drunk, he acts without thinking.

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    60
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    1/1
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    Beast isnt bound to the Latern does that stop him from being a jerk and turn people into trees for his amusment ...no it doesnt.
    Why would it?. With other Demons always wandering in and out of the Picture this Adventure might be more diffrent for Wirt and Greg then it was intended by the fates

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    5/?
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    Sherlock has ceased trying to battle his urges.
    Instead, he has mastered them.

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    He doesn't recognize the number, but still unlocks the screen with a single swipe. He flicks through the messages, starting from the top and making his way slowly down. The first six or so messages are just pictures, and Clint is admittedly surprised. Of all things, he wasn't expecting pictures of, well, that ugly thing.

    Or that Hawksilver texting AU no one asked for.

    *this fic was previously titled 'I've got somebody at home'.

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    29/?
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    In which Jean has a stranger's number put into his phone and things get uncomfortable really quickly.

    "dude there is a half naked pic of you on my phone i need to put a name to chest other than <3 which is what your number was listed under
    i dont really care i was just amazed by the infestation of the freckles

    My name is Marco
    I'm actually going to kill Sasha

    its cool /Marco/ ill do connie in
    soooo Freckles why is sasha so interested in your social life then
    "

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    Sugawara Koushi ends up texting the wrong number while inexplicably drunk and things go downhill all the way from there.

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    7/?
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    8
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    52
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    10
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    it's about two in the morning when tord wakes up to see he's got a few messages from tom.

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    5
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    Bokuto Koutarou makes an attempt to flirt with this girl, and texts his friend's (Kuroo's) new number, however his message is returned by a younger college student, Akaashi Keiji. The two continue messaging for their best interest and make the oddest of bonds.

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    Chapters:
    17/20
    Comments:
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    Jimin was fully not expecting to wake up with four drunk sexts from the gorgeous boy in his Korean Lit lecture, but he did, and now he's fairly certain he's going to have to switch schools.

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    Comments:
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    2027
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    Jungkook kisses Namjoon and gets upset when the older doesn't react

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    [from the text logs of zapp renfro]

    To FishNChips [11:45pm]: hay flipper

    From FishNChips [11:47pm]: who is this?

    To FishNChips [11:47pm]: u dont have me as a fuckn contact yet wtf man

    To FishNChips [11:47pm]: we ben 'partners' for almost 6 months asswipe

    From FishNChips [11:49pm]: zapp? what do you want at this time of night?

    To FishNChips [11:51pm]: add me u fuckin blowhole

    To FishNChips [11:51pm]: we gotta keep in contact rite?

    From FishNChips [11:54pm]: point taken. I'll add you to my list later.

    (many texts from the members of libra to their fellow teammates.)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
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    39
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    07:23AM: wait what 
    07:23AM: IS THIS YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF ASKING OUT MY BEST FRIEND 
    07:23AM: AHOMINE YOU BASTARD 
    07:23AM: HE DESERVES BETTER 

    AKA the one where Aomine gets drunk and confesses his feelings to Kuroko using a sonnet but accidentally sends it to Kagami instead.

    (USED TO BE KUROKO'S SONNET)

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    English
    Words:
    5,171
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    22
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1400

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