17 Works in Drunk Texting
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John texts a number Greg's given him in the hopes of getting a shag.
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Bein’ Green: One of our muses is depressed, and the other tries to cheer him up
Clint is terrible at getting women to fall for him; for some reason, they all flock to his wingman. Phil offers him some comforting words.
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Hitching a Ride Home by thegirlwhohuggedatrain
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
8 Apr 2013
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John gets drunk at the local pub and picks a random number to dial for some much-needed sex
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- Part 2 of Sherlock Random Prompts
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MirkWOOD Studios Proudly Presents . . . by Sans_Souci
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Mar 2013
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Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.
Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)
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what do you do when you're miles away by sassastrophe (regulardudetier)
One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
1 Mar 2013
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“Make this quick, Dana is probably caramelizing the creme brulee as we speak.”
He hears a bit of shuffling, a yelp, and is met with a somewhat raspy and breathless reply. “Phone sex? Seriously?”
Well. “Yes. Seriously.”
He counts to five in his head, can’t remember the last time he ever got off with someone on the phone much less someone like Louis. He’s got a vivid imagination and could probably do well without the phone conversation but he does love Louis’ voice.
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The Cherry Crush and the Chemical Rush by Proxima_Centauri
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Feb 2013
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Sherlock Holmes is investigating a suspect. He's also grossly inebriated (for the case, of course). What happens after he texts John to take him home, and will it change the way they interact to solve cases forever?
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- 700
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- 8
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- 250
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Greg has a tendency to send flirty texts to Mycroft when he's drunk. Mycroft always makes sure he gets home alright. But what happens when Greg shows up outside Mycroft's place?
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Derek sucks at being a werewolf, but Stiles still thinks he's awesome. A little. Depending on how you define awesome.
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When Katie goes out with the new boy, James winds up at a bar, drowning his misery in alcohol. Unfortunately, he comes home drunk, accidentally climbing into Katie's bed...and proceeds to let slip several secrets...including one of his own...
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Those moments when the students of Beacon Hills High wished they never had texted those things. Or, Derek and Stiles form an unlikely friendship, Lydia texts the wrong person, Issac dresses questionably and Jackson finally, totally and completely, cries at The Notebook.
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Erik doesn't get drunk. Ever. EVER.
So... why did Charles just receive a MMS of Erik's fully erected dick?
(In which the mutant family goes out to celebrate Alex's birthday at a pub and ends up getting everyone around them to, in a drunken fit, reenact the scene from lion king aka Circle of Life.)
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Drunk!texting
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- Part 5 of Jealous
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Tony texts in binary when he's drunk.
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It's not just Sherlock and John who have relationship difficulties.
Or, in which Mycroft is a stalker (but he gets better), Anthea is the world's best assistant, and Lestrade is really very confused.
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Every once in a great while, SHIELD took a night off. For Phil Coulson, this usually meant a night of loading up on carbohydrates, electrolytes and meditative yoga to prepare him for a week, probably more, in which he was very likely to not sleep. Because Phil Coulson was also given the night off, meaning that he could not respond to whatever disasters or international incidents certain members of the Avengers would cause until 8am the next morning.
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Billy drunk-texts Dom and has to deal with the consequences. Set during filming.
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In which Andrew accidentally names Jesse's foster kitten, Jesse second guesses himself a lot, and Emma thinks someone needs to explain phone sex to Jesse.