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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a mage, and a Ferelden refugee. Struggling to find her place in her new home, she takes a job in a clinic working for the notorious upstart mage Anders and tries to hold it all together and hold the people she loves close while everything else is falling apart.

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the Mage Rebellion and asking: What if Anders had had help?

    Language:
    English
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    37,179
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    314
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    Language:
    English
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    1,961
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    14
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    Marvel texts from your favorite superheroes and villains

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    843
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Hits:
    1138
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    daniel's straight, and seongwoo's completely fine with it.
    his heart seems to think otherwise.

    (prequel to good luck avocado boy)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,719
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1330
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    Will/Nico 3, 8, 17, 25, 34, 36, 37, 39, 40, 42, 44, 47, 52, 58, 59, 61, 64, 69, 83, 85, 93, 98, 100, 103, 106, 108, 110, 112, 113, 118, 119, 122, 124, 128, 129, 131, 133, 139, 142, 146, 149, 157 (41)
    Jason/Percy 2, 7, 13, 31, 45, 50, 51, 56, 63, 66, 72, 74, 76, 81, 90, 92, 114, 117, 120, 132, 151, 154, 156, 158 (24)
    Frank/Leo 21, 24, 38, 48, 71, 84, 101, 104, 109, 115, 123, 136, 137, 144, 148, 152 (16)
    Jason/Nico 4, 14, 15, 16, 27, 41, 60, 97, 147 (9)
    Percy/Leo 18, 54, 62, 73, 99, 126, 138, 140 (8)
    Jason/Leo 68, 78, 96, 135, 145, 150, 153 (7)
    Michael K/Octavian 43, 57, 79, 94, 130 (5)
    Luke/Percy 10, 35, 46, 116, 141 (5)
    Luke/Nico 5, 105, 107 (3)
    Leo/Nico 53, 133, 155 (3)
    Nico/Mitchell 6, 30, 143 (3)
    Ethan/Michael Y 86, 125 (2)
    Connor/Mitchell 12, 33 (2)
    Luke/Ethan 55, 82 (2)
    Will/Percy 22, 70 (2)
    Luke/Leo 26, 87 (2)
    Will/Leo 11, 89 (2)
    Beckendorf/Luke 23 (1)
    Michael K/Travis 29 (1)
    Percy/Malcolm 28 (1)
    Thanatos/Cupid 9 (1)
    Octavian/Leo 121 (1)
    Pollux/Clovis 127 (1)
    Paolo/Apollo 102 (1)
    Percy/Nico 111 (1)
    Jason/Will 75 (1)
    Threesome 19, 20, 32, 49, 65, 67, 77, 80, 88, 91, 95 (11)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    438,022
    Chapters:
    160/160
    Comments:
    1676
    Kudos:
    2911
    Bookmarks:
    150
    Hits:
    126528
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    Yoongi wakes up to find his younger brother crying into his boyfriends arms. If only he could wake up to the usual blasting of dreamcatcher.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,431
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1767
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    Jungkook uses Taehyung as the prime subject of his essay. The catch: Tae doesn't know he's being used and Jungkook has a hard time remembering his goal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    550
    Kudos:
    1168
    Bookmarks:
    149
    Hits:
    13656
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    Юра по пьяни шлет сообщения лучшему другу.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    95
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    neymar misses leo, leo misses neymar, they are dumb & in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    126
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    This is a textfic mostly between John and Sherlock but will feature some Lestrade and Mycroft. It is AU so there is no Moriarty because I can't deal with that level of angst. Mostly just fluffy everyday life at Baker street.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,314
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2247
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    (and maybe my world too)

    kingkook
    [11:10]
    DI D YOU TEACH THEM A LESSON

    taelusions
    [11:11]
    HELL YEAH I DID
    I WENT AT THEM SCREAMING GD’S
    GOOD BOY

    (online friends au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,878
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    634
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    6998
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    Of course they have to fuck up somehow. They're humans after all.

    .

    Tags updated as the story progresses for the Element of Surprise™

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    Formerly "The Chronicles of Ralph Fallon's Gravely Mistakes"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,406
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    316
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    Peridot wakes up to nudes from a stranger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,700
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    527
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    修复内战:在他们整个交往过程中,Tony和Steve第一次开始坦诚地对话,当然,是通过短信。

     

    或者说,Tony和Steve尝试在下一次灾难到来前修补他们的关系。这得花点时间。事实上,击退或蓝或紫的外星人甚至都比理清他们的感情更容易些。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    3,252
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    289
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    Nursey only had Dex's number in case of emergencies - cause they're roommates, right ? Now that's not the case, since Nursey accidently sent a dick pic to his buddy pal of a roommate. Which now result in either the ruins of their friend/roommate ship or the blossom of mutual pining, sexual frustrating, and in the end - a beautiful romance with the help of others ?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    930
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    24
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    758
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    "Watch where you're fucking going, you ass!"
    The mullet man left with that.
    --
    (2:43am) night keith

    (2:43am) It's morning.

    (2:44am) good night keith

    (2:45am) Goodnight, Lance.
    --
    "Alright, Pidge, what do you want to watch?"
    "I want to watch you text your boyfriend again.
    "He's not my boyfriend! We started talking two days ago!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,114
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    874
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    He doesn't recognize the number, but still unlocks the screen with a single swipe. He flicks through the messages, starting from the top and making his way slowly down. The first six or so messages are just pictures, and Clint is admittedly surprised. Of all things, he wasn't expecting pictures of, well, that ugly thing.

    Or that Hawksilver texting AU no one asked for.

    *this fic was previously titled 'I've got somebody at home'.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    178,334
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    1325
    Kudos:
    1246
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    19283
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    Some mistakes can seem worse than any secret...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,029
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    565
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    98,909
    Chapters:
    76/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1089
    Kudos:
    1026
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    32985
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    the (mis)adventures of xiuchen

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,898
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1635

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