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    Written by two authors sharing an account not that you care about that part. The entire story doesn't follow anything specific and goes off on tangents lmao it's mostly drabble writing. Consisting of: England being kinkshamed, Everyone being kinkshamed, no like literally everyone, Czech roasting people, Iceland's dank memes, murder and last but not least LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS KINKSHAMED.

    Authors are in constant need of validation and run off of comments

    Romania: NOTAVAMP
    Norway: Vikingking
    England:Eyebrow&SconeAesthetic
    Czech: TheSpaQueen
    Poland: TheFabulousPolska
    Ireland: 3Catholic5U
    Moldova: MyBrothersAVampire
    Iceland: IceIceBby
    France: loveandrosesaesthetic
    Hungary: hungaryandhungry

    Language:
    English
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    52,559
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1116
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    Jungkook receives drunk texts from an unknown number in the middle of the night.

    Language:
    English
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    829
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1369
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    Courfeyrac: Remember when I smashed our tv and we laughed about it?

    Enjolras: No.

    Courfeyrac: Let me rephrase

    Courfeyrac: I've smashed our tv, lets laugh about it.

    In which Courf is a destructive idiot, Grantaire and Éponine are oblivious, and Combeferre and Enjolras may or may not be mildly jealous of Montparnasse and his motorbike.

    Not Complete

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    310
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    Texts are never a smart thing to try and send when you've drunken enough to sedate a small elephant.... What happens when Jack happens to say some pretty revealing things in such texts?

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    English
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    2,842
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
    Kudos:
    81
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    2
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    458
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    Pidgeotto: oh fck no he locked himself in his room and all i hear is goddammed miley cyrus

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    2,854
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Sam's riding high on freedom, and Gabriel is slogging along through sugar-and-alcohol induced hell.
    They don't know each other until Gabriel texts the wrong number.

    (Complete, just waiting for a chance to update.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    12/16
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    1451
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    20/55
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    7735
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    Imsofuckingdone: James.. for the love of Surak get off the group chat

    prettyboy: ASAGFFGVSHSLJK NEVER THIS GC IS LIFE

    klingonqween: JIM

    hypowieldingmaniac: DON'T MAKE ME USE YOUR FULL NAME JIM GET
    OFF THE DAMN CHAT

    madpersonwithawrench: JIM

    prettyboy: NOOOO I DON'T WANNA

    Imsofuckingdone: Jim I will bring Pike into this

    plantsandfencing: OOOOOOHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED DAMN SPOCK!!

    prettyboy: THIS GAY FAMILY IS BULLYING ME HELP ME PASHA MY CHILD HELP ME

    boygenius: no and also im not your child, i am Ny-Ny's

    klingonqween: I LOVE YOU PASHA <3

    boygenius: <333333

    prettyboy: FAKE, ALL OF YOU DEVIANTS ARE FAKE FUCKIT IM LEAVING THIS TOXIC GARBAGE FAMILY

    Imsofuckingdone: we would not miss you anyways ashaya

    plantsandfencing: OOOOOOHHHHHH BURN

    prettyboy: before i leave Spock what does ashaya mean?

    klingonqween: are you going to tell him Spock? ;)))

    Imsofuckingdone: SHIT

    Or the Star Trek texting fic nobody asked for....

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    510
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    He doesn't recognize the number, but still unlocks the screen with a single swipe. He flicks through the messages, starting from the top and making his way slowly down. The first six or so messages are just pictures, and Clint is admittedly surprised. Of all things, he wasn't expecting pictures of, well, that ugly thing.

    Or that Hawksilver texting AU no one asked for.

    *this fic was previously titled 'I've got somebody at home'.

    Language:
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    122,765
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    1057
    Kudos:
    1014
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    Luke can't get a hold of himself, not after Ashton left.

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    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    human-au in which castiel meets an emotionally bruised dean winchester and through their friendship they both learn one thing: sometimes love is staring you right in the face.

    Language:
    English
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    3,070
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    285
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    Sugawara Koushi ends up texting the wrong number while inexplicably drunk and things go downhill all the way from there.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1034
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    Niall is barely over his break up with his ex, and one day he gets a text message from a very drunk stranger named Harry who talks too much. Niall feels bad and texts him till he makes it home safe, a small convo turns into something more.
    (text centric)

    Or
    Drunk Harry texts Niall and sparks fly.

    Language:
    English
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    12,446
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    3554
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    Collections of texts between the brothers that detail their daily lives. This is not a serious fic. I don't even know what this is. Plot what plot.

    Language:
    English
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    7,109
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    3028
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    Derek was the only person who made him feel truly loved. The only one who brought him coffee when he couldn’t get it himself. The only one who would leave little notes all over the places he frequented. Their workplace, his living room, in his favourite books. It drove him crazy, it drove him fucking insane.

    He loved him. And in a flash, he was gone. Derek left him. He was dead, and there was nothing Spencer could do to help. He started sleeping more. He stopped showering. But then, he showered every other hour. He was filthy. He started to do anything he could to slowly kill himself. Smoking. When he needed to go somewhere, he’d go on foot. He was more careless on the job, putting himself in danger at every chance. His other half was gone. He lost his soul, his sanity. His everything.

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    205
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    170
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    This is a textfic mostly between John and Sherlock but will feature some Lestrade and Mycroft. It is AU so there is no Moriarty because I can't deal with that level of angst. Mostly just fluffy everyday life at Baker street.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,570
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1742
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    “YOU LIKE KUROO!"

    “Yamaguchi, what? Yes.” A grin spread across Yamaguchi’s face as Tsukishima’s brain took a second to catch up to his mouth. “NO! I meant no.”

    ----

    Or: Yamaguchi and Tsukki get drunk and bad ideas don't sound all that bad anymore, the hangover and the cat themed texts Tsukishima doesn't remember sending the morning after are definitely bad though.

    This is a prequel to "Physically stuck in traffic, mentally stuck on you", it can be read on it's own but it might seem a little plotless if you do.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    579
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    Clarke attempts to drunk text Finn, gets Lexa instead.
    (stolen AU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    58
    Hits:
    1912
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    Beast isnt bound to the Latern does that stop him from being a jerk and turn people into trees for his amusment ...no it doesnt.
    Why would it?. With other Demons always wandering in and out of the Picture this Adventure might be more diffrent for Wirt and Greg then it was intended by the fates

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,783
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    198
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    I had a huge crush on my babysitter as a kid and I found him on Facebook and wrote him 'Remember how hard it was to get me to bed as a child? Well, not any longer ;)' - Whouffaldi AU. Humour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    563

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