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    Jason: I gots alot of kinks babyburd. Want me 2 sho u?

    Tim: I've seen plenty. Why are you drinking?

    Jason: Broose. He's a moose. Lolololollololol

    Jason: Can u image his kowl with antlers?

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    Keith texts the wrong number. Shiro is adorably confused. Shenanigans ensue. Maybe, just maybe at some point so does love.

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    One night Eren was walking to his apartment and suddenly he stumble on something or someone... He meets this mysterious man and Eren life will change but will it be for better or worts?

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    25/?
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    Jesse flips the camera open on his comm, snaps a couple of pictures. He strokes himself lazily as he flips through them: shirt rucked up, stomach exposed, a bead of precome leaking from the tip of his cock. The lower part of his face is in the frame, lip caught between his teeth. He hits send before he can think too hard about it.

    ---

    Jesse accidentally sends some junk mail to his commanding officer.

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    Fics written about Moriarty/Moran (Victorian or modern day AU) based on prompts selected by other people from a list of OTP prompts. I am still open to other requests from the list. See notes on chapter 1 for details.

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    1/?
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    this is the texting au no one asked for but i made anyways

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    The boys are in their late teens, full of hormones and stupid ideas.
    Now imagine them living together on schoolgrounds, being friends and sometimes even a little more than that.

    *~*-*~*-*~*-*

    Windscreen Mom:
    DID YOU TELL THEM TO USE PROTECTION

    walking apocalypse:
    This is a group chat honey

    Windscreen Mom:
    Oh right

    Windscreen Mom:
    KIM TAEHYUNG REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION, THE BOY IS ONLY 18 OR SOMETHING

    *~*-*~*-*~*-*

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    11/?
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    Chapters:
    53/?
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    a texting/social media au that no one wanted that goes with the twinbrook chronicles

    Series
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    Min Yoongi, 28, works late nights as a therapist at a hospital in Seoul. Jung Hoseok, 27, is a rising B-list YouTube celebrity, aspiring choreographer, and, most recently, Yoongi's noisy new neighbor. Despite Hoseok's dance practices ruining Yoongi's sleep, the two strike up a comfortable friendship. But life has taught Yoongi that nothing stays easy for long.

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    Bucky Barnes is a writer. A gay erotic fiction writer to be precise. With a successful career, a questionably functioning computer, and an addiction to watching cat videos while eating Chinese food. Steve Rogers is an editor. Of many things, not least of all, Bucky Barnes gay erotic fiction. A working relationship that was working just fine for both parties. Until, after years of communicating purely via e-mail, the two men meet in person. And Bucky quickly realizes that Steve not only has a fantastic eye for detail, he's got a smile that could melt any heart, and a body any one of Bucky's fictional heroes would die to touch. A sentiment Bucky shares. So how does Bucky begin his immediate campaign to win his way into Steve's bed, and his heart? By playing to his strengths.
    In other words, by writing a new series of sex filled stories staring a muscle bound blond and a seductively enticing brunet. Any resemblance to actual persons purely intentional. If editing Bucky's steamy stories hadn't given Steve all sorts of inappropriate fantasies before, it certainly does now...

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    Written by two authors sharing an account not that you care about that part. The entire story doesn't follow anything specific and goes off on tangents lmao it's mostly drabble writing. Consisting of: England being kinkshamed, Everyone being kinkshamed, no like literally everyone, Czech roasting people, Iceland's dank memes, murder and last but not least LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS KINKSHAMED.

    Authors are in constant need of validation and run off of comments

    Romania: NOTAVAMP
    Norway: Vikingking
    England:Eyebrow&SconeAesthetic
    Czech: TheSpaQueen
    Poland: TheFabulousPolska
    Ireland: 3Catholic5U
    Moldova: MyBrothersAVampire
    Iceland: IceIceBby
    France: loveandrosesaesthetic
    Hungary: hungaryandhungry

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    Chapters:
    75/?
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    15
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    So your recent ex Mark got drunk and messaged your former ex Jack on Facebook, what he told him has your head spinning. You pray they aren't going to fight, you pray Mark hasn't ruined your friendships.

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    Jonas hasn't been thinking straight as of recent...

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    Louis tops
    Larry smut
    What else?

    or

    where at the very beginning Louis is a fuckboy and Harry can't stand him.

    How their 'friendship' is going to end up? (except for the smut)

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    35/?
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    A collection of drabbles and one shots about four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other.

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    A collection of (mostly) unrelated Rogue One drabbles based on quote prompts from alloftheprompts on Tumblr. New (44-53): A tense moment leads to the start of somethign new for Galen and Bodhi, Jyn considers her new family, Cassian's team lays down the law, Baze and Chirrut are super married, and more.

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    53/?
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    pig iron (n.): crude iron as first obtained from a smelting furnace. used in construction of the eiffel tower in paris, france. french: le saumon de fonte.

    or, five times keith and lance talk about the eiffel tower and the one time they’re there

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    What happens when you respond to an unknown number

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    basically bts texting stupid shit to each other.

     

     
    also taehyung who can't keep it in his pants.
    updated 3/14/2017: ch. 13 update

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    Chapters:
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    37
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