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    A collection of one shots where, instead of Veronica, the Heather's decided to make JD their new project and take on the astronomical task of making JD not only an actual functioning human being, but a well-liked functional human being. They were not prepared for this. And frankly, neither was I.
    Other wise known as "Popular JD AU"

    Talks of updates and chapters and the like can be found on my side blog, teenxangstxbullshit

    Language:
    English
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    33,090
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    368
    Kudos:
    288
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    34
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    5014
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    Laura's busy at a business dinner with her dad when she receives a text from a stranger. a very drunk and horny stranger called Carmilla.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    902
    Kudos:
    3051
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    448
    Hits:
    76114
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116,047
    Chapters:
    89/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1256
    Kudos:
    1162
    Bookmarks:
    190
    Hits:
    38253
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    When a wrong number leads to a chance meeting, drama ensues.

    Sansa works at a children's museum and Sandor is a knife maker. But hey, opposites can attract, right?

    Heavy on the texting, but I hope you still enjoy :-)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,500
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    833
    Kudos:
    776
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    16625
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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a mage, and a Ferelden refugee. Struggling to find her place in her new home, she takes a job in a clinic working for the notorious upstart mage Anders and tries to hold it all together and hold the people she loves close while everything else is falling apart.

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the Mage Rebellion and asking: What if Anders had had help?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,056
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    487
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    After finding himself trying a little hard to be one of the cool kids, Izuku Midoriya winds up embarking on the thrilling ride of dates, bad flirting, and awkward first kisses.

    Katsuki Bakugou realizes that he'd never faced a greater enemy than social media as a few leaked videos spiral into a deeper connection, and something he refuses to accept.

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    Words:
    4,451
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    205
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    Jungkook uses Taehyung as the prime subject of his essay. The catch: Tae doesn't know he's being used and Jungkook has a hard time remembering his goal.

    Language:
    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    891
    Kudos:
    1734
    Bookmarks:
    205
    Hits:
    24238
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    It’s like being pulled in six opposing directions at the same time and still being spun around. He’s constantly dizzy, confused and on the verge of puking.

    (Min Yoongi brings bewilderment and confusion into Seungcheol’s life. He thinks he might be starting to like it.)

    [Seungcheol/Yoongi]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    13,104
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    376
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    hyuk the destroyer: im just surprised anyone wants ur flat ass

    booming system up: it is pretty flat

    jaehooons: srry nana u got a flat ass

    bunny: ur ass aint the plumpest peach in the market either

    tayeel: u literally came out of no where

    a little bitch: yeah lol

    bunny: yall were talking about asses

    bunny: yet everyone in this group has a flat ass

    bunny: id say ten has the smallest curve of marks eyebrow for an ass atleast

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,233
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    762
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    Yuri tries to ignore the dick pics JJ sends him. He's just a drunken idiot. Eventually, he wonders if it can be something more.

    Language:
    English
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    4,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    462
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    xxminxxsugaxx: shut up you grammar nazi

    xxminxxsugaxx: before i block you

    Joonie♡: Wow, okay??

    Jungkookie♡: why did we ever give yoongi hyung admin rights?

    xxminxxsugaxx : why did we ever give you speaking rights?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,707
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    718
    Kudos:
    514
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    10038
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    "(11:23 pm) Drinking again

    (11:24 pm) And since it makes me too sad to go on my blog anymore thanks to you, I figured it’s only fair you become my new place to vent

    (11:25 pm) You’re probably not receiving these messages anyway so no harm no foul

    (11:25 pm) Right?"

    Molly drunk-texts Jim over the course of several months.

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    English
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    4,603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    197
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    This was it. This was how he would leave the face of Eos. Death by shame – the worst kind of shame of sending an accidental derogatory text to his crush.

    Find all my ffxv stuff at glaive-eve.tumblr.com

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    274
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    a texting/social media au that no one wanted that goes with the twinbrook chronicles and it's sequel, hands of gold.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,493
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1572
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    the groupchat for members of jbj and their crack filled adventures

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,038
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    521
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    (and maybe my world too)

    kingkook
    [11:10]
    DI D YOU TEACH THEM A LESSON

    taelusions
    [11:11]
    HELL YEAH I DID
    I WENT AT THEM SCREAMING GD’S
    GOOD BOY

    (online friends au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,741
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    424
    Kudos:
    865
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    10041
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    FROM: UNKNOWN (DELIVERED SEPTEMBER 12)

    >>UKNOWN [10:32]: Hey Laurel! It’s Felicity; we met at Oliver’s party the other night!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    181
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    'Alright, Katsuki, you can do this. Just lie. Lie and say fucking ANYONE but Deku.’

     

    “Deku.”

     

    ‘You traitorous fucking slut.’

    Language:
    English
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    9,846
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3192
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    foodkink: so youre telling me that in the year we’ve had this chat

    foodkink: you two have never met or know what each other looks like???

    sugad: why would I want to meet him?? I already know too much

    park hoe: excuse u im a good christian boy who has done no wrong

    starrytae: last week I saw u giving someone head behind arbys at 2 am

    [park hoe has changed starrytae’s name to SNAKE]

    (or; yoongi and jimin have never met. this isn’t a problem until it is.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,579
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    929
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    10679
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    Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are all juniors in college. Shiro is a stressed college professor at this college. Keith is a senior at this college. Matt is working but always seems to need his genius little sister to help him out in life. Maybe due to him being blind, maybe due to him flunking calculus.

    Lance has a crush on this mysterious senior (who wears fingerless gloves?), Shiro and Matt are dating, Pidge is a smart ass with a big heart, and Hunk is a best friend who's cooking in the dorms earns the attention of anybody with a brain.

    Let's take a look at their chat rooms, shall we?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,421
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    614

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