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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    2/50
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    50
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    x6: Let me in. I want to ram one of my fists down your throat and the other so far up your ass I can play you like a fucking accordion

    hancock: guys please

    ss: what the fuck is going on

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    When it comes to The Beautiful Man, Castiel has been repeating the phrase 'all good things come to those who wait' to himself for the past year. When he decides to finally throw caution to the wind and ask The Beautiful Man out, he turns out to be a day too late. Little does he know that some mixed up phone numbers, a little spectator sport dining and an attempted robbery will turn his life upside-down, all the while still pining for those good things with The Beautiful Man.

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    47/?
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    Sitting in his Jeep in front of a liquor store, freaking out because the guy who wants to buy beer for Lydia, wants to have sex with Stiles in exchange for it, was not how he planned to spend his Friday night.

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    13/?
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    This is a series of Romanogers/Cap Widow one shots. None of the chapters will be linked to each other unless otherwise specified. Expect adorable fluff, schmaltz and angsty romance, as per usual!

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    6/?
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    4
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    53
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    6
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    1866
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    This is a textfic mostly between John and Sherlock but will feature some Lestrade and Mycroft. It is AU so there is no Moriarty because I can't deal with that level of angst. Mostly just fluffy everyday life at Baker street.

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    37/?
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    9
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    99
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    9
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    1562
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    Bokuto Koutarou makes an attempt to flirt with this girl, and texts his friend's (Kuroo's) new number, however his message is returned by a younger college student, Akaashi Keiji. The two continue messaging for their best interest and make the oddest of bonds.

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    21,599
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    9/?
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    168
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    333
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    55
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    2920
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    One drunk text and a miss dialed number turns Kagome's world upside down. Suddenly a stranger becomes her emotional rock, but what she doesn't realize is that he's no stranger. He's the person she loaths the most in this world, Inuyasha.

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    12/?
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    13
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    Ben Solo is finally independent (or as independent as you can be when your parents pay your rent and your mom texts you ten times a day), but his brain is still trying to sabotage him at every turn. Things change when he meets Hux, a Forensic Science major who is more than happy to give Ben the attention and validation he craves, even if his compliments seem incredibly creepy to most people.

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    5/?
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    Sara got a text

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    1/1
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    07:23AM: wait what 
    07:23AM: IS THIS YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF ASKING OUT MY BEST FRIEND 
    07:23AM: AHOMINE YOU BASTARD 
    07:23AM: HE DESERVES BETTER 

    AKA the one where Aomine gets drunk and confesses his feelings to Kuroko using a sonnet but accidentally sends it to Kagami instead.

    Day 4: "Drunk enough to say I love you?"

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    1/1
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    4
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    John drunk texts Sherlock (again).

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    Daryl - fuck you, Shane.

    Shane - wait, what? Why?

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    1/?
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    I started amassing omegle logs faster than I could edit them, or wanted to - editing being time consuming and boring. So these ones have had the bare minimum skimming, and are probably less readable than usual, but I'm going to post them anyway. Chapter one is a list of all the other chapters, or will be, because the summary won't let me put that much info here.

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    28/?
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    Newt was Thomas' first love, and seeing that he's engaged now just doesn't sit right with him. So he messages him, and the truth comes out.

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    18/?
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    Sherlock has ceased trying to battle his urges.
    Instead, he has mastered them.

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    She paints a picture of the stars as she dreamed them. It's a black sky with white stars but there's some red in there, and somewhere in all of it she blends in a pale shade of green and somehow it works and then she's smiling. Freely, happily - and there's no sadness or hesitation. It feels good, it feels new. She finishes, leaves in search of her phone and sends her little piece of the stars to hedalexa. \ "Now I don't have to dream of the stars, I can just look at your art and see them."

    // a modern AU, Clexa texting fic that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it.

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    4/?
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    24
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    fic based on this tumblr post:
    I am on a bus right now, and there is this girl sitting next to me who is the most beautiful person ive ever seen. Her hair is red and the sun looks so nice hitting it. I really want to photograph her. She’s writing in a black journal, but I could only catch a glimpse of what she wrote. It said, “there are so many beautiful things in this world.” I think she is one of them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    20
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    Derek Hale, Stiles thought, indignant, was a goddamned scholiastic menace.

    In which tenure-track Professor Derek Hale is polite and friendly to Stiles Stilinski, ABD, every year at the academic conference they both attend; and Stiles tries to be contented with pining after him—until after one night at a bar, far too many doubles, and some injudicious texting, thanks to his total inability to know when to stop talking, Stiles just may have ruined everything.

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    Chapters:
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    In which Jean has a stranger's number put into his phone and things get uncomfortable really quickly.

    "dude there is a half naked pic of you on my phone i need to put a name to chest other than <3 which is what your number was listed under
    i dont really care i was just amazed by the infestation of the freckles

    My name is Marco
    I'm actually going to kill Sasha

    its cool /Marco/ ill do connie in
    soooo Freckles why is sasha so interested in your social life then
    "

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    310
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    52
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