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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    26/55
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    You accidentally send Osomatsu a nude. He shows his brothers. You get him back by fucking all his brothers and not him.

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    15
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    MexicanTimale has added BarbieBitch to the group.

    BarbieBitch: Why can’t you guys just let me live my life?

    RichieBitchie: Because we obvi hate u

    BarbieBitch: Why do you type like a 13 year old? You’re 25, type like it.

    MexicanTimale: XDDDDDD

    RichieBitchie: i type how i want mom

    BarbieBitch: How about you never call me that.

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    Or; The Batkids being complete train-wrecks in various group chats.

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    3/?
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    4
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    Sirius is drunk and wanted to text James to ask him where the hell he went, but he actually texted a weird number that belongs to a weird stranger that doesn't even live on the same continent as him. What the hell??!

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    14/?
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    190
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    34
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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

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    11/?
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    3
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    Written by two authors sharing an account not that you care about that part. The entire story doesn't follow anything specific and goes off on tangents lmao it's mostly drabble writing. Consisting of: England being kinkshamed, Everyone being kinkshamed, no like literally everyone, Czech roasting people, Iceland's dank memes, murder and last but not least LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS KINKSHAMED.

    Authors are in constant need of validation and run off of comments

    Romania: NOTAVAMP
    Norway: Vikingking
    England:Eyebrow&SconeAesthetic
    Czech: TheSpaQueen
    Poland: TheFabulousPolska
    Ireland: 3Catholic5U
    Moldova: MyBrothersAVampire
    Iceland: IceIceBby
    France: loveandrosesaesthetic
    Hungary: hungaryandhungry

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    49/?
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    78
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    Thomas: I swear to God, you better come back home with a pizza or else...
    Thomas: Or else, don't come back at all.
    Newt: Mmh... Kay? What kind of pizza?
    Thomas: I don't care, as long as there is no cheese on it.
    Newt: Why not?
    Thomas: Cause I don't like cheese, duh.
    Thomas: Seriously, T, you should know that by now.
    Newt: What kind of human being doesn't like cheese on their pizza?
    Thomas: What?
    Thomas: OH MY GOD! I'M SO SHUCKING SORRY!
    Thomas: I messed up, I meant to text my flatmate!

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    Sugawara Koushi ends up texting the wrong number while inexplicably drunk and things go downhill all the way from there.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    87
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    17
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    Kuroko Tetsuya: hey cna u pick me up?, im drukn

    Kuroko Tetsuya: oh wait,, u dont hvae to anymre .im home

    Akashi Seijuro: Yes, I was aware of that when I picked you up and drove you home.

    {inspired by tumblr prompt.}

    Kuroko flirts. Akashi cries.

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    2/2
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    167
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Stiles was at the house again.

    Fuck, Derek thought to himself, then immediately thumped his head lightly against the living room wall because he honestly wasn't sure if he meant that as a curse or verb.

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    15
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    He doesn't recognize the number, but still unlocks the screen with a single swipe. He flicks through the messages, starting from the top and making his way slowly down. The first six or so messages are just pictures, and Clint is admittedly surprised. Of all things, he wasn't expecting pictures of, well, that ugly thing.

    Or that Hawksilver texting AU no one asked for.

    *this fic was previously titled 'I've got somebody at home'.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
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    Imsofuckingdone: James.. for the love of Surak get off the group chat

    prettyboy: ASAGFFGVSHSLJK NEVER THIS GC IS LIFE

    klingonqween: JIM

    hypowieldingmaniac: DON'T MAKE ME USE YOUR FULL NAME JIM GET
    OFF THE DAMN CHAT

    madpersonwithawrench: JIM

    prettyboy: NOOOO I DON'T WANNA

    Imsofuckingdone: Jim I will bring Pike into this

    plantsandfencing: OOOOOOHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED DAMN SPOCK!!

    prettyboy: THIS GAY FAMILY IS BULLYING ME HELP ME PASHA MY CHILD HELP ME

    boygenius: no and also im not your child, i am Ny-Ny's

    klingonqween: I LOVE YOU PASHA <3

    boygenius: <333333

    prettyboy: FAKE, ALL OF YOU DEVIANTS ARE FAKE FUCKIT IM LEAVING THIS TOXIC GARBAGE FAMILY

    Imsofuckingdone: we would not miss you anyways ashaya

    plantsandfencing: OOOOOOHHHHHH BURN

    prettyboy: before i leave Spock what does ashaya mean?

    klingonqween: are you going to tell him Spock? ;)))

    Imsofuckingdone: SHIT

    Or the Star Trek texting fic nobody asked for....

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    Chapters:
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    13
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    Cas ventures out of the bunker while Dean and Sam are finishing up the werepire/ghoulpire case, and ends up in a gay bar. Drunk texting to late night texting to sexting.

    OR

    The one where Cas tries to be humorous through texts and emoticons and ends up having wild crazy sex with Dean.

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    11,406
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1784
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    This is a series of Romanogers/Cap Widow one shots. None of the chapters will be linked to each other unless otherwise specified. Expect adorable fluff, schmaltz and angsty romance, as per usual!

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    25,993
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    55
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    6332
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    Jungkook receives drunk texts from an unknown number in the middle of the night.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
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    204
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1920
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    Texts are never a smart thing to try and send when you've drunken enough to sedate a small elephant.... What happens when Jack happens to say some pretty revealing things in such texts?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
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    169
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    “You know, you think you’re an enigma. You think you’ve got everybody wrapped around your little finger and you act like you know how everything is going to play out in your little game, but when you end up becoming a player instead of an observer, you have no idea what to do, do you?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    Collections of texts between the brothers that detail their daily lives. This is not a serious fic. I don't even know what this is. Plot what plot.

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    7,531
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    3282
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    One drunk text and a miss dialed number turns Kagome's world upside down. Suddenly a stranger becomes her emotional rock, but what she doesn't realize is that he's no stranger. He's the person she loaths the most in this world, Inuyasha.

    Language:
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    53,606
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    1689
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    BoyOnFire3: its still gay
    BoyOnFire3: were gonna be gay together
    PrincessDi104: as in
    BoyOnFire3: ur my husband
    BoyOnFire3: im ur wife
    PrincessDi104: leo I don’t even
    BoyOnFire3: wat
    PrincessDi104: im gonna pretend this convo didn’t happen

    Or
    An AU Where Di and her friends have IM and things get weird

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    62

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