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    In which Nakamura is allowed near a phone while drunk and Asano suffers. Crack-fic.

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    [i cant believe she actually jumped back on the ship]

    Dean blinks at his phone.

    [are we talking about rose again?]

    [of course were talking about rose what are u drunk]

    Dean rolls his eyes and pushes himself up to a sitting position, back bracing against the wall with his blanket pooled in his lap.

    This is going to take a while.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
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    5
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    Castiel’s phone beeps from the nightstand. There’s no one he knows who would text him at this hour… unless it was an emergency. Or maybe it’s Daphne. Castiel grabs his phone.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    77
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    142
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    15
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    1566
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    This is a textfic mostly between John and Sherlock but will feature some Lestrade and Mycroft. It is AU so there is no Moriarty because I can't deal with that level of angst. Mostly just fluffy everyday life at Baker street.

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    English
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    4,840
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    9
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    134
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    13
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    1919
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    Louis tops
    Larry smut
    What else?

    or

    where at the very beginning Louis is a fuckboy and Harry can't stand him.

    How their 'friendship' is going to end up? (except for the smut)

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    5,036
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    2
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1371
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    Chapters:
    42/?
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    580
    Kudos:
    571
    Bookmarks:
    100
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    17290
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    Crack IM fic. This is just for laughs. The screen names might change though it.

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    4/4
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    Jotaro Kujo isn't the best at expressing his feelings. Actually, he's horrible at it. To make matters worse, his massive build and permanent scowl makes everyone fear him by default. Because of this, he chooses to ignore his massive, unrelenting, crush on a certain Cherry-loving redhead at school in fear of scaring him away like everyone else.

    Everything changes when Jotaro decides to text the object of his affections anonymously; pretending to have the wrong number in hopes of talking to his crush without scaring him away.

    Little does Jotaro know he's in for far more than hes bargained for as the two gradually open up to eachother from the seclusion of their phones.

     

    (( -- Or the one where Jotaro and Kakyoin fall in love over texts, and Kakyoin has no idea the schools most notorious delinquent is the man on the other side -- ))

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    46
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    130
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    14
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    1442
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    Everything about last night was a blur. Something about Molson Canadian, red velvet cake, a stripping contest and dirty dancing...

    Following the Grand Prix Final, JJ and his fiance invite everyone back to their place in Montreal for a party. Things are great at first, but then the liquor comes out and everyone wakes up the next morning hungover, full of regrets, and forced to face the consequences of their actions.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    50
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    9
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    The boys are in their late teens, full of hormones and stupid ideas.
    Now imagine them living together on schoolgrounds, being friends and sometimes even a little more than that.

    *~*-*~*-*~*-*

    Windscreen Mom:
    DID YOU TELL THEM TO USE PROTECTION

    walking apocalypse:
    This is a group chat honey

    Windscreen Mom:
    Oh right

    Windscreen Mom:
    KIM TAEHYUNG REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION, THE BOY IS ONLY 18 OR SOMETHING

    *~*-*~*-*~*-*

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    Willas Tyrell exists to work, drink wine to forget work, and tries to avoid the machinations of his loving grandmother. He's got no time for all that relationship rubbish; he's a busy man after all, saving the rare breeds of Westeros one cow at a time. He's desperately trying to sleep when he gets the Whatsapp message. The one with the dick pic. The one that wasn't actually meant for him.

    But. Hey. What happens when a wrong number actually turns out to be the right one?

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    117
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    10
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    CatNip: YOU CAN'T DO THAT

    FinestAssOfThemAll: nothings impossible

    ULion: Lol he has a point

    CatNip: YOU ALL SUCK

    TheKink: and you swallow~
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    Jumping on that group chat bandwagon am I right

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    46
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    5
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    He doesn't recognize the number, but still unlocks the screen with a single swipe. He flicks through the messages, starting from the top and making his way slowly down. The first six or so messages are just pictures, and Clint is admittedly surprised. Of all things, he wasn't expecting pictures of, well, that ugly thing.

    Or that Hawksilver texting AU no one asked for.

    *this fic was previously titled 'I've got somebody at home'.

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    146,547
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    1165
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    1133
    Bookmarks:
    167
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    9/?
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    636
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    Danny woke up and groaned when the light hit his eyes. He got pretty drunk last night, and the morning sunlight only exacerbated his hangover headache. Danny managed to squint around the room and didn't recognize it, but at least he was fully dressed, thank God.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    “Look what your man is up to”, Eskild was most definitely drunk, so in order to see what he tried to show, Even had to take the phone in his own hands.

    Since he didn’t have any social media because he found himself above that, he hadn’t seen the many pictures posted on the boys’ Instagram accounts. More importantly, the photo Eskild had pulled up on his phone. Isak was laughing as some guy Even had never seen before had his arm around him. Around Isak. And when he scrolled down he realized that this dude was in every single photo Isak was in, always standing alarmingly close.

    “Who’s that?” he asked Eskild.

    “I don’t know, but he’s cute, isn’t he?”

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    13
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    Matt makes a group chat
    Shit happens
    Lots of weed and stuff
    It takes place in high school and in 2016 bc why not
    This is just trash

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    1,755
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    157
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    There's an esteemed academy dedicated to ice-skating somewhere in Alaska. It's open to all nationalities, religions, and more. A certain group of students has a group chat entitled 'ice gays.'

    It's Mila's idea.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    585
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    98
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    Hyunwoo hates this more than anything. The answer is so simple. Minhyuk's always been there for him. He's everything Hyunwoo needs, always at the exact moment he needs it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
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    -turn the camera on-
    "My husband die on an abound city 4 years ago.we loved each other a lot.and every year on the same day he died I go with my best friend there everything is the same but last year wasn't. i went there alone because roman haved an personal emergency.i went and everything look it like that city is hell,i saw a guy he looked like the Emo version of my husband.i didn't have the guts to go to him and talk because he remind me of him a lot. then when I come back I tell roman this and he say that it probability just a normal random dude but I know what I saw.and now this year am going back and am taking you guys with me and ya see it by ya own eyes"
    -turn the camera off-

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    94

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