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    Once every day, the squad has a single hour in which they're all free from class, work and other compromises. This daily hour has become known as the Hamilton Dragging Hour™.

    Otherwise known as the texting fic where everyone drags Alexander and he's just feeling really attacked right now, guys.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    2
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    Dan woke with a start. His heart pounding and his face wet with tears. 'What the hell?" he breathed. He sat up and rubbed his eyes with the heel of his hands, and rested his elbows on his knees. He had to stand up, had to get the feeling worked out of him. His dream was so vivid, too real. He went into the lounge and picked up his laptop. A distraction, that's what he needed. He enabled his browsing position and started to scroll. However, his head started to bob almost instantly and fell asleep within minutes. He slept for a mere half hour before he once again woke, upset by his dream. He stood and walked to his bedroom door. Instead of turning right, he turned left and knocked gently on Phil's door.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    17
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    What happens when the supposedly ‘best’ football player in the world makes one little mistake that could mess up his personal life. Living in denial is one thing, but falling for your teammate is another. Having already a wife at home Leo is stuck in inescapable triangle that he can’t seem to run from. Risqué texts, moments alone in the locker room, and oh boy the showers. Neymar doesn't take no for an answer, how will Leo cope?

     

    Chapter five updated!

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    5/18
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    24
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    74
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    2
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    36/57
    Comments:
    485
    Kudos:
    482
    Bookmarks:
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    a texting/social media au that no one wanted that goes with the twinbrook chronicles

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    English
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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    825
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    from Unknown:

    (10:41 pm): hey… what’s up? ;)

    Daichi looked down from his book when he saw the text notification. Suga, his roommate, was watching a show on Netflix for a while now, a show that his boyfriend had bullied him into watching. It was confusing at first getting a text this late at night, especially an unknown text. Did he give his number to someone he didn’t know? He did give his number to some of the newbies at his job a while back, but he already had their numbers in his phone. Also that winky face wasn’t something he was comfortable with. Might as well text back.

    Sent

    (10:55 pm): Not much?

    from Unknown

    (10:57 pm): lol what if i was there??? ;)

    or

    Daichi gets a dick pic from Terushima and now they can't stop texting each other.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    13
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    910
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    "My darling Spock, I'm here to tell you that your logic can sometimes turn into utter shit when you're high."

    "My beloved Jim, I am going to tell you that when you are irritated I find it endearing and cute, even when you are drunk as fuck."

    "Hobgoblin and Puppy, Please control your boners on the bridge. It makes the people who don't want or need to know about your sex life VERY uncomfortable, especially me. And for the love of God STOP HAVING EYE SEX."

    This is pretty much the whole fic. Including Vulcans with dank memes, everyone getting high and drunk at the same time, weddings, babies, fucked up Vulcans at Disney World on Space Mountain, and a whole lot of other gay shit that occurs in this mess of a texting fic. HAVE FUN!!

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    123
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    137
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
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    kara drunk texts lena after there's alien alcohol at thanksgiving dinner

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    the angst and slight fluff oneshot that occurs after i stay up all night after an angsty supercorp supergirl episode

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    185
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2145
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    When Jimin and Jungkook meets in a chatroom.

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    374
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    8
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    15
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    Guy sends a couple of texts to the wrong number and it ends up requiring a meeting about Guy's workplace behavior.

    Guy/Tora pre established. Mentions of past Booster/Guy.

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    Kara wakes up a bit confused after a night out at the alien bar. She has a killer headache and a ton of missed text messages. While going through her phone, Kara realizes she had a pretty interesting conversation with her crush, Lena Luthor!
    Smut with a bit of plot.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Yuuri's dog just died, okay? And he just lost basically the most important competition of his life? So maybe he doesn't feel like adding all these names into his phone right now. And maybe the next morning, he just adds the first text he gets as Phichit, because honestly, who else would text him?

    It's a mistake anyone could make. Cut the poor guy some slack!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    879
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
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    Nigel is back in Romania and drunk on his birthday feeling frisky....Will is only too happy to play. Set between Person Of Interest and If You Were My Little Girl

    #TillykkeMedFodselsdagenMads

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    26
    Hits:
    395
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    Keigo gets a weird text message from someone he doesn't know. It's obvious they had gotten the wrong number, so he should just ignore it, but how could he? The entire situation was hilarious. It's not like anything will happen if he makes a little joke, right?

    Grimmjow X Keigo

    Other pairs will be included. Some will be more important/will get their own story lines while others are just mentioned/nothing to elaborate on.

    Don't read if you don't like Yaoi. Pretty much everyone is gay with a few straight couples.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    8
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    1
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    Matt makes a group chat
    Shit happens
    Lots of weed and stuff
    It takes place in high school and in 2016 bc why not
    This is just trash

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    English
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    1,195
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    107
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    When the past and present collide for Riley Hobbs she is left with many choices but with the summer months a head of her more than just the weather was about to heat up.

    Starting over again was hard to do but with bartender Joe by her side Riley begins to see sense whilst he helps her navigate being single until he jokes that they should just pretend to date to get everybody off their backs and he could help her move on from her ex?

    With no strings attached they would remain just friends whilst still seeing other people which Riley finds easy becoming Joe's fake girlfriend until the edges blur, a sex list is laid out on the table and they soon both forget that this was all supposed to be pretend.

    Leading her new life into the fall and beyond Riley still hasn't figured anything out as she still wonders if they can both keep playing this game together or is someone going to lose and get hurt?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    904
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    Уильям Шерлок Скотт Холмс, если ты сейчас же не ответишь на чёртов звонок, клянусь каждому человеку на этой славной земле, я выслежу тебя и посажу под замок, и уж тогда-то мне точно не придётся думать, КОГДА ЖЕ ТЫ СОИЗВОЛИШЬ ОТВЕТИТЬ МНЕ. — МХ

    Или маленькая история о том, как однажды по воле случая Майкрофт Холмс начал переписываться с Грегори Лестрейдом.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    229
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    Cute little tumblr ficlet based on people wanting a cute scene with Drunk!Kara talking/flirting with Lena. Or, well...trying to.

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    English
    Words:
    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    616
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4306

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