1 - 20 of 1846 Works in Drunk Sex

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Loosely inspired by this video

    Steve Rogers is a retired Army Captain from Brooklyn who now runs a private security firm. He’s a charismatic public speaker and an intensely private man.

    His life runs on routine until he hires James Barnes, a smug, reckless man for his PR department. Steve takes an instant liking to Barnes but feels conflicted when Barnes’ reckless and angry ways begin to interfere with his job.

    James Barnes is a man of secrets and he’s gotten good at hiding his traumatic past with his smart-ass attitude. When Steve approaches him about it they, one thing leads to another and they end up having a drunken fling.

    However, Steve has his secrets too...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,610
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1170
  2. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    5
  3. Tags
    Summary

    (Decided to shorten the title. Made sense. Previously: The Paperboy Only Rings Once.)

    After a sizzling hot! One night stand, Charles will have to deliver papers to the man of his dreams, who has singularity captured his every thought, and become his focus of affection. Only the future will tell if Charles gets what he wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,423
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1425
  4. Tags
    Summary

    The buzz of absinthe is more elusive now that she's a vampire but Lucy finds other ways to get drunk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    14
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Louis is a tattoo artist with the best tattoo parlor in Bradford, which he runs with his best mate, Zayn. One night right before close a messy haired, bright eyed, tall guy with a cocky attitude and sexy lips walks in like he owns the place, Louis immediately refuses to tattoo him and tries to put him off on Zayn. But somehow Harry ends up in Louis' tattoo chair with that smirk plastered across his face because he always ends up getting what he wants. He's already covered in tattoos, some well thought out and others that look purely like shit, Louis thinks. But he has that one blank spot on the top of his wrist and what does he tell Louis that he wants? An anchor. And Louis himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,654
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2058
  6. Tags
    Summary

    A series of selected classcest fics between a RED merc and their BLU counterpart, ranging from humorous to sad to sweet to deranged. (Mostly deranged, as obviously any cross-faction relation would get them severely punished and killed.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,096
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Erwin gets quarters of his own and invites Mike to hang out. Scotch gets brought out and shenanigans ensue.

    "Erwin felt Mike's lips move lower, to a place that would be safely protected by his shirt. "Do you think they'd wonder who gave it to you?" Mike smirked as he began biting and suckling once more. "

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    61
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Cesare's fantasy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,652
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    463
  9. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,793
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    995
  10. Tags
    Summary

    James didn't think he had it in him to leave London six months after the destruction of the Reapers. But, when Shephard, from her hospital bed all hooked up with tubes and stitches, assures him that humanity will be fine, that what they needed now was builders and planners, James enrolls in the N7 program, and into the second hardest thing he's ever done in his life. If Hell Month doesn't kill him, a certain new biotic N5 with an attitude just might. Note to self: never disrespect biotics to a Fury Adept's face.

    Also, I don't fucking care, I'm making it to where EDI and the Geth live.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,722
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    582
  11. Tags
    Summary

    "I've always been painfully aware of his presence; as soon as I walk into a room, my eyes automatically search for that swath of shiny black, picking him out in a crowd as if it was second nature.

    I don't remember when exactly I first started this, I just know that the first time I looked into those stormy grey eyes, I saw something that I guess I liked, because I've been pining after them ever since."

    --Eren's never been well-liked - or liked at all for that matter. All he wants, all he needs, is for Levi to notice him. Just a simple conversation would be enough, but he wasn't expecting... this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,145
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1064
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Scarlet Ryder wears band shirts, lives for the 70s and plays rock n roll guitar.

    There's no way she's touring with a boyband.

    "Scarlet..." he breathes. My name sounds so different coming from his worn lips; the same lips that were against mine mere moments ago. There's something in me that feels a little like guilt, but I'm still turned on as fuck. I'm not entirely sure where my brain is but it's not entirely sure where I am either so there's that.

    Or, Scarlet and Louis are kind of a thing...

    But then there's Harry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,034
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4105
  13. Tags
    Summary

    louis wakes up reeking of disgusting cologne and wiped of his memory. harry is the guy who remembers everything about the previous night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,922
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
  14. Tags
    Summary

    “I need an Omega and you need an Alpha. My brother holds my trust. And you can’t seem to be promoted without the necessity of an Alpha. I will offer my name if you would play the part of dutiful soon to be mate. If you agree I’ll be sure to pad your personal account with ten thousand pounds at the end of the year. My terms are simple; there will be no physical contact unless the situation calls for it. I will not however in any way wish for a bond or bonding. In fact I would require you to stay on your suppressors. And for you a promised bond obviously would break through the red tape you find yourself coming up against in your position. At the end of the year I will have my trust secured firmly and you will receive your payment. Simple as that. You continue with your life, and I with mine. ”

    Except nothing is ever simple when dealing with the world's only Consulting Detective. A simple love story that starts out as a lie and grows into something more. Will Sherlock be able to let John go? And what will Mycroft do to insure his brother isn't truly going to bond with such an unsuitable choice as this John Watson. Surely the Holmes name would be scandalized.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    112,186
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    1478
    Kudos:
    2501
    Bookmarks:
    475
    Hits:
    86681
  15. Tags
    Summary

    "Rory looked at the clock on the wall. It was 3:30 in the morning and a feeling of impending doom swept over him as the worst thoughts imaginable went through his head. 'She’s obviously flirting'. Rory thought. 'And she’s obviously drunk'. "

    Amy confesses her crush on Rory and shamelessly flirts with him after she gets drunk at a party. But is Amy too drunk for her confession to be taken seriously? And is it appropriate for Rory to take the bait that she so willingly throws his way? (Mels and Brian make a quick appearance in Chap 4) =P

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,395
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    158
  16. Tags
    Summary

    AU WWE. Rated "Explicit" for a reason - warnings in 'Notes' section. Kellie Alice Hart & Tammy Calloway are best friends that have grown up "in the business" together and work for the WWE- Tammy as a Diva & manager of The Sheild & Kellie as a retired wrestler turned trainer/mentor. Together, and often with The Shield (& others) in tow, they cause mayhem but they have a ton of fun in the process.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,084
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    343
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The memories from the night before are a little hazy, but there's certainly one way to leave a lasting impression.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “Promise this will never happen again,” Merlin says, high and urgent, sticking out his pinky finger in the space between them.

    “What are you, five?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1032
  19. Tags
    Summary

    AU HANNIGRAM:

    Will is a successful managing editor at a publishing agency, but his personal life doesn't match his professional success. He feels a failure because he couldn't control his own addiction: SEX. Behind a respectable and exemplary image, Will hides a sadistic and obscene hand due to this compulsion, and he is disgusted with himself for it.

    He decides to seek help and soon knows the acclaimed psychiatrist Hannibal Lecter, who will try to do Will see a new world, trying to make him realize that not everything is sex. Will Hannibal be able to help Will? What can happen in this new and so delicate and profound relationship?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,793
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    854
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Harry and Louis meet accidentally and end up being best mates within hours. The lads have accepted them as LouisandHarry, the dream team. But it's not as simple because they're both drawn toward each other every second but Louis' past won't let him give in to the urge to kiss his best mate and Harry can't understand why he's not enough.

    How many times can Harry play hot and cold with Louis before he gives up? How many times can Louis see strangers coming out of Harry's room in the morning before he gives up?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,103
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    341

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation