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    Kylo Ren and General Hux's affair of meaningless, angry, spiteful sex is complicated when Ren's ironic daddy kink is revealed. Awkward, angsty, denial-filled relationships crises ensue as Hux assumes the dominant role, while Ren struggles to cope with his dumb feelings and silly daddy kink. Lots of smut, lots of plot, lots of bad English.

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    With bellies full of food and heads full of wine, Sam and Dean go to check on Jody and Claire respectively after finishing the dinner dishes. Explicit content ensues, dirty secrets get dirtier, and no one is going to sleep without an orgasm.

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    Fenris left Marian Hawke empty and alone. Finally, sick of being depressed she gets drunk and hooks up with everyone's favorite templar. Marian realizes she loves him when it's too late and she's already pregnant.
    When she's called to assist the inquisition by her best friend, she agrees and brings her son along. Then she finds Cullen there, with an elf called the Herald all over him, and things start to get messy.

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    Dorian wants to piss on the Iron Bull. Iron Bull makes it work, and more. Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    My sole survivor Elliot Kavinsky and RJ MacCready get themselves into all sorts of trouble while learning they have feelings for one another. They explore the idea of being together despite their deceased wives. Will have sexy times, but is full of character/relationship building i.e. not pure smuts.

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    In which Deacon finds himself falling for the Professor, but relationships are not something that come easy for either of them at this point in their lives. Also, they search for the Professor's son, help people across the Commonwealth, discover crazy things and have adventures. Some MacCready sneaked in, oops!

    Basically my headcanon background of the story for my F!SS, plus wish-fulfilment because WHY CAN'T I ROMANCE DEACON :(

    I'll put more specific spoiler warnings in the top notes of each chapter for your safety.

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    Brock Rumlow and his misfit group of hacker buddies are hard at work on a little something they like to call Project Insight. When they launch it, it’ll be the biggest and most scandalous data dump of classified information since Wikileaks. It doesn’t leave much time for romance, but his best friend Natasha’s been pestering Brock for ages to try online dating and meet someone nice. Someone normal. Why not? Brock’s pretty much exhausted his options on Grindr. The special someone turns out to be Jack Rollins, a six-foot-four biker with a certain rough charm and a penchant for rough sex who just happens to be the FBI cybercrime division’s newest hire.

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    Waylon Park has been immersed in Murkoff's shady dealings since before he could remember, but only recently has he been relocated back to America to take part in their newest and most profitable project yet: Project Walrider. Upon his arrival, an experiment goes awry and the company takes desperate measures to ensure that no information leaks- effectively preventing Waylon from returning home to his wife and children -and sparks him into taking action. In secret, he and colleague David Annapurna launch an insurgent rebellion within the monarchy set up in Mount Massive, thus throwing all civility out the window after the security system crashes and the Variant patients are released.

    As all humanity is derailed and the employees become as savage as the patients, Waylon is captured by Eddie Gluskin, a former serial killer and current basket case; obsessed with making the tech his bride, Ed isn't likely to let him go, but Waylon thinks he might be able to tame the insanity in him, at least enough to escape with his body intact, and begins his mission to turn Eddie back over to the side of civil thinking. His plight begs only one question:
    Will he succeed?

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    "Emrys.

    An inspector’s nightmare. Robin hood’s wet dream. Arthur’s life for the past seven years.

    The man was a mystery, enigma – nearly a myth, if it wasn’t for a thin folder in Arthur’s desk full of grainy photos, eyewitness accounts and scraps of books to prove otherwise. To say he was a thief would be to not do the man justice; Emrys was so much more. He was a revolutionary, a master of disguise, an obvious intellect, an artist, and an omen.

    He was a proper adversary."

    Arthur has been on the trail of Emrys, infamous thief and even more elusive man, for nearly his whole career. It's been a game of cat and mouse, traversing across the globe. That all changes one day, though, when Arthur gets an unexpected visitor and unwanted information. Suddenly, the Inspector's world is turned upside down, as he is shoved into a conspiracy of epic proportions, and forced into an underworld he never expected existed - with one sole goal: save Emrys before it's too late. But with the clock counting down, opposing loyalties rearing their ugly heads and run-ins with the law, can Arthur save Merlin before it's too late?

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    With the war looming, and adulthood creeping up on them, the Marauders know their time left might be short. But they are determined to make every minute count. Falling in love, ignoring prophecies, and defying Voldemort are only a few things on their short list to accomplish before the world falls apart. And with any luck, they'll have the Universe on their side. And with any luck, they'll come out in one piece on the other side.

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    Paris, 1961.
     

    John receives one hundred quid for his twenty-first birthday, so he decides to hitchhike to Spain with his best friend, Sherlock Holmes. But along the way, they decide that Paris is good enough.
    And more romantic.

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    Sentinel was captured by Megatron, the mech trying to get the Allspark shard’s location. Unfortunately, Sentinel has a big mouth, but he has his pride and his want and … arrogance which are a bad formula for an impatient warlord. And it’s all ripped right out of him by Megatron, his innocence gone. But Megatron's still not done with him. Soon Sentinel will learn what it means to be a Decepticon and all its responsibilities.

    Now contains plot!

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    Bulma has a great time at her mother's birthday party before finding herself alone with a certain saiyan prince... [Bulma/Vegeta]

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    In which John drinks an excessive amount of wine and tries to seduce his boyfriend.

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    Hux is trying to forget First Order Technologies by filling the hole of it's loss with anything he can find.

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    Inquisitor Malika Cadash was fine being alone as long as she could indulge in her favorite guilty pleasure: hardcore Qunari BDSM videos, but everything changes when she recieves an email advertising a dungeon based in Val Royeaux called "The Bull's Pen" As soon as she sees the owner and lead Dom, The Iron Bull, Malika knows she's in for a ride.

    This takes place in a modern AU where almost everything is the same except for the addition of internet, electricity, cars, etc. I attempt to stay as close to canon as possible except for the more obvious liberties I've taken. Some tags are for later chapters.

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    Seeing Leia, in Poe's mind, causes Kylo to stumble back, his mask suddenly feeling constrictive, suffocating. He throws it off and turns back to Poe, who is now looking at his now naked face with surprise and something else... a feeling that Kylo reciprocates (unlike the times he deliberately gives his body to the easily manipulated Hux). Even though Poe is aware of the ludicrousness of the situation, the handsome pilot wants him, and Kylo knows, that he is not able to resist taking the beautiful body that Poe is offering so freely.

    Or, put simply, Kylo and Poe have great sex, while Poe is tied to the torture rack, then happen to meet up again on Jakku.

    Intimacy with the enemy is turning out to be more pleasant than the rather unhealthy relationship Kylo has with the increasingly jealous and possessive Hux. It doesn't exactly help Kylo's already pretty messed up state-of-mind.

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    King Arthur, his knights and his servant Merlin have just returned from a lengthy quest and decided they deserve to enjoy some drinks at the tavern. While playing a game they discover a few things about each other they never expected.
    Set after 5x11 but before Diamond of the Day.
    Merthur, heavily mentioned Merlin/Gwaine, Gwaine/Percival and past Merlin/Mordred

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    Sonic has only one goal at this party he may or may not be allowed at: find and kill the Caped Baldie. He just didn't factor in one overbearing disciple who has absolutely no intention of letting Sonic get anywhere near his master.
    In the meantime, lots of drinking ensues and Sonic ends up making new best friends before the night is out. Way to go, Sonic!

    Part 2/prequel to The Morning After

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    prompt: There is this idea that's been kicking around in my head but I just can't seem get it out so I thought I'd pass it on to you! Listening to Sober by Selena Gomez and I got this idea for pre-war stucky where they are only ever together when Buck is drunk maybe after coming home from dancing & he's always the one to start things. Steve is in love with bucky so he lets it happen every time even though the thinks maybe he shouldn't cause bucky only lets himself love Steve when he's drunk because when he's sober he has all these thoughts about how it's wrong and how he's not a queer. However when he's drunk he doesn't care, he can let go and let himself love Steve but in the morning he always acts like nothing has happened and refuses to acknowledge his feelings for steve or anything that may have happened the night before, pretends that because of the alcohol that he doesn't remember any of it. so like super angsty probably but I can't get the thought out of my head.

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