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    Elijah Lavellan - tempest, little elf, and (if you particularly have a death wish) little ball of rage - has a glowy hand and a headache full of problems as leader of the second Inquisition. Many of them start with his choices in friends.

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    42/?
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    101 Petopher AUs

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    Bucky Barnes has been playing cards for as long as he can remember but he can't remember when it started becoming a problem. Clint first got drunk when he was seventeen and liked the feeling so much he couldn't stop. When Bucky can't go to his friends for help anymore he meets Clint who offers him a pretty sweet deal. The Avengers slowly assemble while Bucky and Clint's relationship blossoms but there are some problems. All of the Avengers have problems they just aren't ready to face and there doesn't seem to be any cure.

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    Daryl Dixon works at Merle's all male brothel along with Shane, Glenn, Tyreese, and Dale. With Daryl's list of customers dwindling due to his refusal to cater to men, Merle decides it's time Daryl rethink his trade. How will Daryl react to his first male customer, Rick Grimes? Brothel AU, Daryl/Rick, Implied Lori/Shane. Mild humor regarding the other attendants such as Dale and Glenn.

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    13/?
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    All they seem to have is misery, exhaustion and a hotel minibar, so Kian and Mark find empty comfort in each other.

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    I don't own Loki in any way, shape or form but I like to think the Loki I write is more on the wavelength of Norse mythology Loki. He's mischievous and sly but not some overly tortured soul, he just does what he wants.
    I originally started this as a smutty one shot but added two more chapters and there will be more. It is the first ever fanfiction I wrote purely because at the time I was tired of reading about Loki being sad or broken so I decided to make him just a pure mischievous little shit.
    What else can I add? It's just a love story with smut, angst, mischief and a bit of magic thrown in. Maybe slightly AU with hints to both MCU and Norse and eventually Celtic mythology (?) We'll see.
    He's bossy, demanding and yet slightly sweet in this so please don't expect him to be brooding, sad and mental. Those days are long gone...

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    10
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    Stiles is a 23 year old aspiring Broadway actor who recently moved to NYC on his own despite his mothers doubts. And to his mothers surprise Stiles is making it all on his own. But to make ends meet Stiles has to take up another part time job selling insurance in an office building. But what no one in New York knows is that he's also running away from his unpleasant past.

    Derek is 26 years old. Tan, chiseled muscles, tall, handsome. All the ladies swoon over him. He is an aspiring MMA fighter who fucks a different girl almost every night. Until he starts seeing a girl named Monica.

    What happens when the two have to share a cubicle at the office?
    What happens when the two find out they are practically neighbors?
    Will the two become unlikely friends?
    And Will Monica tame the sexual beast within Derek?

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    2/?
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    It was the first big party at California University in September, and everyone but Stiles was going. Will he find the hook up of his dreams?

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    1/1
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    60
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    7
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    Richard and Martin were in love from the beginning of the filming of the film The Hobbit. Their relationship grows up during their stay in New Zealand but on their return to England they have some problems because Richard is very jealous of Benedict Cumberbatch.

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    12/?
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    “I need an Omega and you need an Alpha. My brother holds my trust. And you can’t seem to be promoted without the necessity of an Alpha. I will offer my name if you would play the part of dutiful soon to be mate. If you agree I’ll be sure to pad your personal account with ten thousand pounds at the end of the year. My terms are simple; there will be no physical contact unless the situation calls for it. I will not however in any way wish for a bond or bonding. In fact I would require you to stay on your suppressors. And for you a promised bond obviously would break through the red tape you find yourself coming up against in your position. At the end of the year I will have my trust secured firmly and you will receive your payment. Simple as that. You continue with your life, and I with mine. ”

    Except nothing is ever simple when dealing with the world's only Consulting Detective. A simple love story that starts out as a lie and grows into something more. Will Sherlock be able to let John go? And what will Mycroft do to insure his brother isn't truly going to bond with such an unsuitable choice as this John Watson. Surely the Holmes name would be scandalized.

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    "1. basorexia
    (noun)
    1. an overwhelming urge to neck or kiss
    2. a strong craving or hunger for kissing

    (adjective) -basorexic
    I’m overwhelmed with basorexia everytime I’m around you"

    Sometimes, Marco couldn't help himself.

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    Jim marries a pregnant Carol, conducts an affair with Bones, and tries to have it all...

    This story is written and complete at 16 chapters. It will update every Monday.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    I hate John Egbert.
    1.He dates Vriska.
    2.He is popular.
    3.He is attractive.
    4.He has high self esteem.
    5.He is cool.
    6.....

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    1/?
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    After a sizzling hot! One night stand, Charles will have to deliver papers to the man of his dreams, who has singularity captured his every thought, and become his focus of affection. Only the future will tell if Charles gets what he wants.

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    34/?
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    25
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    I tried to work as many ridiculous cliches into this as possible and somehow came out with the most awkwardly endearing neighbours AU I never knew I could write.

    Now with extra awkward and a side of "You Probably Shouldn't Make Important Life Choices Based On That One Dude You Met, Like, A Month Ago."

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    30,091
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Kurt counted the days even though no one else did anymore, and for what, he didn’t know. His dad died eight years ago, and he had no other family to speak of. His days were monotonous and thankless as he hunted for the community he lived in. Long gone were the days when he could dabble in music and fashion because that world no longer existed, and without those things - who was Kurt Hummel really? Until the day an emergency transmission is received and what Kurt is forced to reconsider what is existing and what is truly living.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
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    The Hero Queen of Ferelden and her best friend, Surana the Slayer, may have ended the Blight together but there are still threats around every corner. What happens when one of the Wardens arrives at the Keep early, before the attack? Not a simple retelling of either game. Will include the royal wedding, Awakening and eventually DA2. Rated M for violence, sex and language.

    Included the main tags for the whole fic, other stuff will be updated along the way (as and when I remember to :P)

    There is absolutely no need to read the 'first part' of this series, Sacrifices is completely stand alone.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
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    2
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    1954
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    Leonard McCoy enlists in Starfleet, at the end of his rope and in need of a second chance. Christopher Pike gives him that, and somewhere along the way they fall for each other. Based off of the Blink-182 song - Down.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    44
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    26
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    2
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