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    Draco is a little shit.

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    Draco and Hermione, in the kitchen, baking cookies.
    (And maybe there are some shenanigans, as well.)

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    A different look on Harry and Cedric's relationship, their friendship slowly blooms into a beautiful love. As Ron is ignoring Harry and Hermione is busy trying to remain neutral Harry begins to seek comfort in unlikely company. But Cedric becomes someone that doesn't just comfort Harry, he protects him, makes him feel safe and loved, and even gets jealous when someone gets a bit too close to /his/ little lion. They're both teenage boys that have no idea who they are, what they want, or how they feel. It's rather hard being a teenager but figuring out you like a certain boy that's older than you, and eventually having the weight of saving the wizarding world on your shoulders makes it even harder. Sometimes Harry feels like he's suffocating and Cedric is like his only way of oxygen, his only way of life. And Cedric- well he's just trying to pick up all the pieces in the hopes of putting everything back together again.

    {Cedric lives and this portrays my take on him progressing through out the series.}

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    Scorpius Malfoy's family is in disarray. Just as his father was mounting a successful political challenge that would disrupt their lives, his mother became ill, forcing him to leave homeschooling and start public high school for the first time. His father hopes to use him to prove a point, but Scorpius isn't sure he likes that point and he'd rather bury himself in books and math problems than face a scary new school. When he meets Albus Potter, all his notions about the world get challenged.

    Albus Potter is the family black sheep. Between his failing grades, his inability to change to fit in with any crowd, his basketball star older brother, and his town hero father, he's pretty sure he'll never catch a break. When he meets Scorpius Malfoy, despite their differences, they strike up an unlikely friendship that quickly turns into a crush for Albus. But Albus worries that Scorpius's family history may be too much to overcome if they're ever going to be together.

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    Draco's not fond of children or Potter. When plays what's supposed to be an innocent prank (honestly, no deaths required), he's stuck with both. Combined. What do you get when you mix an eight-year-old Harry, an unobservant Draco and suspicion on both sides together? Spilled secrets and violently shattered perceptions, of course. Enjoy.

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    One year after the Battle of Hogwarts, there is a prison break at Azkaban. Suddenly, Lucius Malfoy is in charge of the Ministry. Muggle-borns are given two options: imprisonment or indentured servitude.

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    I wrote this a long time ago, and have tweaked it alot since then. I hope you like it. It's still one of the best things i've ever written, IMO.
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    Harry is the school golden boy, even though his roots are humble. He and Draco have been at odds since day one, rubbing each other in all the wrong ways.
    But avalanches are started by small mundane things....

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    Without knowing, without why
    Harry Potter makes one cry
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    Wicked oh the unknown strife
    Draco Malfoy ends his life

     

    While Harry craves trouble for he cannot handle not being attacked anymore, Draco takes potions (lots of them) so he won't have to dream at night. That said they do already bring some troubles back to Hogwarts after the war.

    But then there is that prophecy a self-writing book of poems makes them read: One bringing Draco's darkest fears to the surface, one leaving Harry torn between fighting and protecting his former nemesis. Harry decides to fix his legendary wannabe Auror eyes back on The Git once more while Draco busies himself with stomping to death all insects crossing his heels - to prove he's not a murderer (and that does make sense, trust me).

    Alas, if they're not careful enough their little world of chances never taken might just end forever. In seven days counting.

     
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    NOTE THE DÉJÀ VU: I've had this up before. Took it down for reasons. Now it stays ♥

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    Draco becomes an apprentice Auror in hopes of atoning for some of his past mistakes. The job is a lot more than he bargained for, never mind being assigned to work with Harry bloody Potter. Well, if he could survive Voldemort, he can survive an internship under a git with a hero complex. ...At least until everything goes to hell, and he finds himself trapped with Harry in Grimmauld Place, with nothing else to keep him company but his own demons. Maybe Harry can help with that if Draco will just freaking trust him, damn it!

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    Draco's being a dick and Harry doesn't like it.

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    Wherein harry has become a hipster over the summer holidays and can't stop bothering Draco, who hates hipsters, about it.

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    The moment he presented as an Omega at eleven, was the moment his life was forever changed. A strange Alpha by the name of Lord V came to Privet Dr., claiming that Harry belonged to him as payment for a debt his father had incurred. Uncle Vernon wasted no time in handing the young Harry over to the Alpha. For the past ten years Harry has been forced to preform at the Omega Whore House known as Death Mark, untouched by Lord V's orders. As Harry works to try and buy his freedom back, he learns that since he was fourteen he had been promised to an Alpha by the name of Draco Malfoy, whose father, Lucius Malfoy, is a business partner to Lord V. Now Harry must keep his hope alive of getting his freedom if he wants to escape this new life for him. Will Harry and Draco learn things about each other's past that starts to bring them together, or will it keep them at war with each other?

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    Harry's back in England for the first time in years, and, like always, trouble seems to find him no matter where he goes. Harry's job was dangerous, no doubt, but usually it's pretty tame.

    He should have known it was too good to last ... after all, when has the life of Harry Potter ever been easy?

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    When Harry turns seventeen he receives more than just a magic boost and the right to do magic outside of Hogwarts what have his parents and Sirius been keeping from him all of these years is he really who he thought is, is really a he what has Cedric got to do with the whole situation that is on the verge of driving Harry up the wall?

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    Drogi Hermiony i Dracona ponownie się krzyżują, gdy Ministerstwo Magii ogłasza zniesienie Międzynarodowego Prawa Tajności. Kiedy pierwsza fala entuzjazmu mija, pojawiają się wątpliwość, czy ten nowy świat faktycznie jest lepszy.

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    During the month between Harry's engagement and wedding, he and Draco attempt to avoid each other while sharing their daughter because whenever they get together, they do nothing but fight.

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    Draco is sick of waiting for Potter to notice how great he is. He's going to have to get creative to make sure he figures it out.

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    Okay, so yes, this was an idea while watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I also beat my parents during all the rounds of Clue that we played (its not that important but I just like mentioning it because I'm proud of myself). Anyway, I'm working on wrapping up my series Welcome Home and then I'm gonna work on a new thing, so hang tight y'all.

    Anywho, this is like 'Such A Romeo' that I wrote a while ago. Just a short little one shot. It's basically my idea of how the Hippogriff/Buckbeak scene could've gone had Drarry been canon. Enjoy!

    ~Josh

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    “Twins.” Harry repeated, “We’re having twin girls?”

    “Yes.” Draco affirmed, “Do you have a problem with that?”

    “No. Of course not.” Harry snorted, of course he had a problem with it. They were currently struggling with four children. It made no sense to add another two. He waved the waitress over, “Can I have a bottle of your strongest drink. Fire whisky’s acceptable.”

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