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    Ever wonder what the Portal characters would do if they were Pokemon? Well, thanks to 3 authors and a crazy idea, you can find out! With their new powers, hilarity is assured!

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    A neurotoxin leak means Doug has to walk back to his apartment. When it starts raining, someone offers him a ride.

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    With the time the two spend together, Wheatley falls in love with Chell, but doesn't think he could make her happy. He discovers that scientists are working on an expirenment that allows Personality Spheres to transport themselves into a body designed like a human's with working organs and fulids with some technology built into it. He struggles to supress his new urges which is becoming more difficult day by day.

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    The ocean seemed like the best place to go.

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    It always starts with her.

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    “She isn’t breathing..” she muttered to herself.

    “..She isn’t- what? No, that doesn’t make any sense. All humans breathe.” Wheatley said.

    “She used to breathe, as far as I know. I think I saw her breathe at least once.” Wheatley murmured, examining Chell’s lifeless body. “More than once, actually. She used to breathe a lot. Breathed a lot, after a particularly hard test. Breathes more than she talks, this one.”

    “She’s dead, you moron.” GLaDOS said.

    Wheatley looked at GLaDOS’ eye. “Pardon me?”

     

    (What would happen if Chell died during the testing. includes my take on the take-your-daughter-to-work-day massacre, and some one sided ChellDOS. also, not a really nice ending. I don't know. Portal makes me emotional.)

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    GLaDOS wants to make Doug drool--in a perfectly scientific and logical fashion

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    Imagine your otp are mice curled up in the same corner of a cage in a pet store.

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    This is the story of what happened after the events of Portal 2. Despite the odds against her, Chell makes it out in one piece. She makes a few friends on her way to a normal life, free of testing... for the most part.

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    They never meet, regardless of their will.

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    After years of being silent a device from Carlos's past starts to make noise calling him away from Night Vale to his old job, where he has to keep an old program he created from destroying the outside world.

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    One of my usual dumping grounds for oneshots and ideas that I felt like sharing but don't really fit into anything I'm currently doing.

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    Set during Portal 2. "Humans were faulty, dim, and practically interchangeable with each other, yet they still managed, from time to time, to produce...something." GLaDOS evaluates the rat in the cage, and the one that got away.

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    Doug's known about his headmate for years and all they've done. A new voice joins the cacaphony of his usual madness, his greatest companion, and his own fleeting words.

    It's written like poetry, but really Doug thinks like that anyways.

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    I couldn't fall asleep, so I wrote about Doug Rattmann jacking off. You're welcome/I'm sorry.

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    Even war is postponed at times like these.

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    She thought that she was free, but when Chell returns from the brink of death she finds out that she is still trapped in the facility. Meanwhile, Wheatley has kept himself busy with a horrible new scheme. Chell must find a new way to stop him and escape, all without her precious portal gun.

    Post game "what-if" scenario. Dark!Wheatley and Dark!Chell.

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    The events of Portal as seen and felt by Chell as she tries to remember who she is while escaping from GLaDOS' control.

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    When Doug sees her sleeping, he realizes something.

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    Deep in the bowels of Aperture, Henry has set Doug a challenge that the young programmer is determined to meet.

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