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    Running a business is hell. Running Hell is just business. [supernatural au]

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    Eiffel's sick. He knows it's not Decima. There's no need for worrying.

    Like that ever stopped anyone.

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    Eiffel and Hilbert try to fix a problem with the air system on the Hephaestus and end up getting sprayed with spores from the Blessed Eternal. Naturally, sex ensues.

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    Once they make it back to earth, there is one loose end they have to tie up in the form of Goddard Futuristics. Somehow the meeting with the CEO and his attorney goes a little differently than they were expecting. They might not even have to escape out a window or anything.

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    5
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    Welcome to another day at Hephaestus High, where Hera McCarthy tries (and fails) to keep fellow host Doug Eiffel from stealing the show on the morning announcements. Doug, meanwhile, tries to stop making weird pop culture references for long enough to ask Hera out. Renée Minkowski tries to resist the urge to strangle Student Council President Warren Kepler. Daniel Jacobi tries to figure out what the hell he’s doing with Warren in a broom closet. Plus, blazer-wearing vegans, Minkowski’s prop knife, and the hickey scarf.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    37
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    35
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    4
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    different moments of friendship that have happened in space

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    2/6
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    4
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    Retelling of the Finale (more or less) from Jacobi & Kepler's POV, then post-finale on earth stuff.

    I'll probably add on.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    26
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    27
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    1
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    When Jacobi finally resurfaces, it's the dead of night. He’s semi-conscious from blood loss, clutching the biggest lead they’ve had in the six months since they touched back down on Earth, and pursued by the kind of very bad people that only Goddard Futuristics could dig up. Of course Lovelace seizes the chance to get revenge once and for all, and dives with him back into the abyss. It isn't even a question, much less up for debate.

    If only everything else could be that simple.

    Part one — featuring bad Starbucks orders, half a box of maxi pads, an old song that doesn’t bear repeating, and the whole gang being here.

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    1/?
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    "When I looked around, I saw and heard of none like me. Was I then a monster?" -Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

    The Angel Of Death stalks the streets of London. Eiffel and his agoraphobic roommate Hera meet a medical student from the nearby university, Minkowski and Lovelace run a theater together, and Hilbert has a dangerous secret.

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    1/?
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    this is the greatest show(man AU)

    lovelace spills the plans for a show out on their kitchen table, and minkowski has no idea how she got so lucky.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    11
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    1
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    If he'd known this was a possible outcome, he would have acknowledged his friends' collective hotness ages ago.

    (Fluffy optional epilogue to "when i step out i'm gonna do you in.")

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    21
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    2
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    7
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    2
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    Extracts from Doug's notebook as he tries to work out who he is, who he used to be and who the people round him think he is.

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    English
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    1/1
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    After two years on the Hephaestus, you'd think Hera would be used to almost dying. Luckily, there's still the AI to talk to after everything goes to hell.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Late-season 2ish Minkowski & Eiffel bonding, also featuring angst, bittersweet memories, sad smiles, blue stars, and hugging. The hugging is very important.
    Secret Santa gift for jennatalbot!

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    English
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    Comments:
    2
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    Some things remain. Maybe. He's not sure, but there's something.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    There are nights where he stays awake, looking at the faraway stars outside from the fire escape and tries not to feel weird because here direct daytime starlight is called sunlight and night exists as real darkness and not just slightly dimmed lights in the communal rooms on a space station.

    Hera says, “Jacobi, we recovered the footage from the airlock."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Goddard Futuristics had a long history with space travel, but not all its divisions looked to the stars. The oceans held so much untapped potential, after all, for medicine, for mining, for money, and international waters were just as beyond the reach of inconvenient laws. And so they began, with private islands, with submarines, and eventually with entire underwater research bases. There were so many worlds down there, just waiting to be explored (exploited), and all it would require was a little… creative adaptation.

    Not that this history lesson meant much to Renée Minkowski, who was currently floating outside her base.

    Language:
    English
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    10,439
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    doug doesn't like the lockers at the school, how they're all so bright and don't close right and are all too close together, so that you always bump into the people leaning against their lockers.

    jacobi doesn't like the guy who keeps bumping into him, with his alien t-shirts and his stuttering friends and calm disposition

    (title from oscar wilde's 'a vision')

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    21
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    50
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    4
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    They all made it to Earth, hale and hearty. But Goddard's still around, and someone has to do something about that, preferably in a legal manner. Gee, it sure would make their case more sympathetic if Lovelace and Minkowski pretended to be STAR-CROSSED LOVERS, WOULDN'T IT? It would, trust me. The fake-relationship slow-as-I-can-which-isn't-that-slow minlace AU I knew I needed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,094
    Chapters:
    2/13
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    227

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