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    "When I looked around, I saw and heard of none like me. Was I then a monster?" -Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

    The Angel Of Death stalks the streets of London. Eiffel and his agoraphobic roommate Hera meet a medical student from the nearby university, Minkowski and Lovelace run a theater together, and Hilbert has a dangerous secret.

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    Eiffel and Hilbert try to fix a problem with the air system on the Hephaestus and end up getting sprayed with spores from the Blessed Eternal. Naturally, sex ensues.

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    The current Hephaestus mission isn't the first time Hilbert's seen that chair.

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    Hilbert tries to hold the tentative family he’s formed with Eiffel and Dmitri together in the aftermath of what Pryce and Cutter have done to all of them. Spoilers through the series finale.

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    “Hey guy.” Doug panted, “Can you help me? There’s some angry villagers with torches and rakes up on my ass.”

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    Dmitri Volodin had been Quartermaster for sometime now. He was newly appointed Q, a week younger than the last 007. But she had become AWOL for a considerably long time, the agency had a replacement within two weeks of formal announcement that the late 007 agent, Isabel Lovelace, had been considered deceased.

    It’s just annoying that her replacement is more of an idiot than a genius.

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    What are little boys made of? After Eiffel manages to get Lovelace's ship back to the station by pure luck and happenstance, a small child appears on the Hephaestus- a child with the memories and knowledge of a much, much younger Alexander Hilbert. As Eiffel is the only one who seems to think it's safe to keep him on board, he winds up with babysitting duty, and learns a little more about Hilbert and himself in the process.

    Heiffel, plus some reluctant parenting to Hilbert's child double.

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    Everyone has three names tattooed on their wrist: their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally.

    You aren’t born with them - you start with the first initial, and then they get filled in as you grow closer together, until you meet and the names are fully revealed.

    For most people, at least.

    But you? You only have one.

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    Is I Get To Take Off My Pants and Watch Cartoons With You

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    Turns out no matter the name he uses, Dmitri Volodin just seems to have a thing for communications officers.

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    For @heiffel on Tumblr

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    Dmitri Volodin is a man without purpose. He thinks too much, and acts too little. When every waking second is a battle against himself, he doesn't see any compelling reasons to try and make it another day.
    Until he finds Doug Eiffel.

    Warnings in the Author's notes.

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    When Hilbert died, blown to pieces by a well-placed bomb and not enough time, he thought it was over. Now, he's returned, brought back to artificial life by the Goddard program that shipped his brain back to Canaveral, and shoved another copy into the Hephaestus. Trapped in Hera's mind and forced to face the truth of what he's done, and what may come next, Hilbert searches for an answer to his newest impossible question:

    What is life after death when you never wanted to be alive?

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    Doug Eiffel has been having dreams

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    This is honestly me just going ham on the bbs and letting my true sadist out. It has been described as torture porn, so sorry in advance. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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    As of Tuesday October 10th 2017 at 12:35pm, this is the 69th Heiffel fic on AO3

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