16 Works in Dorfl

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    Constable Sylver Nightnday has 'Just A Few Anger Issues' according to Constable Dorfl, but she has good reason.
    Someone has smashed up the last three privatley owned golems in the city and allmost noone cares. Is it because they aren't really alive? or is there something more sinister at work? On top of that several male officers won't stop asking her out for a drink she doesn't want.
    But controlling her anger will prove essential, otherwise her career won't be the only thing on the line.

    Constable Dorfl doesn't drink, but still, he'd like to ask Sylver for one. Words in the heart cannot be taken, but how do you give them to someone when murders, mobs and mystery keep getting in the way? Life isn't easy when you have to make up your own words.
    Is nearly human enough?

    And through it all is Samuel Vimes on the trail of a murderer who's victims are societies lowest.
    In the darkest dark there is something turning the city against itself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,320
    Chapters:
    2/20
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    89
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    In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.

     

    Podfic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    Captain Angua of the Watch Handball Team is not here to make friends or show any kind of mercy. She is here to win.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    362
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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,967
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    784
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    When disparate worlds collide, characters are flung together in unexpected ways. But will they be able to save themselves from the looming danger that threatens to engulf all worlds and stories?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,975
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    286
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    When the circus comes to Ankh-Morpork in celebration, er, recognition of Lord Vetinari's death, a vampirized Sam Vimes stumbles across a corpse in a puddle of the b-word. Enlisting the help of a young witch who reminds him of the late Patrician himself and a bright-eyed copper with the last name of Ironfoundersson, Sam Vimes must sort out the classic who-dunnit with no shortage of suspects, while he tries to heal his strained relationship with his son, the good Doctor Vimes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,879
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    365
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    There are five New Years: the first for kings, the second for cattle, the third for calendars, the fourth for trees, and the fifth for golems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    530
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    Nobby thinks Dorfl's Up to Something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    318
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    Twyla's on the run. Dorfl's on the case.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    226
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    Глэдис, как любая молодая женщина, любит нравиться мужчинам. Вот только найти мужчину-голема слегка затруднительно.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    39
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    A plague of Chanukah Goblins has spread throughout the worlds of fiction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,092
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    326
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    Ruby is a modern troll. She wants more than just the traditional courtship ritual of getting hit on the head with a rock and Detritus will give her anything to prove his love. He makes a promise to bring her a beautiful rock every day. He shows devotion that extends long after marriage and love that endures through his entire life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,476
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    320
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    In which Susan identifies "Where's My Cow" as a proto-talismanic anchor for Young Sam's continued health and existence, and tries very hard not to wonder what the Vimes' butler does on his day off. There may also be a lesson about the meaning of Hogswatch, but no one wants to talk about that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    818
    Bookmarks:
    240
    Hits:
    9628
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    An uncanny madness has gripped the Discworld and now everyone from the youngest child to the oldest grandparent is hooked on sex! Can an assortment of character's solve the dark intentions of this spell before it is too late? Or will they just lie about and have sex with each other? You'll have to wait and see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,220
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    615
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    A rogue golem appears to be interfering with the harmless everyday activities of the respectable citizens of Ankh Morpork.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2227
  16. Tags
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    In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,836
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    262
    Kudos:
    2620
    Bookmarks:
    843
    Hits:
    31349

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