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    After her wedding disaster, Rebecca calls in a favor from an old roomie.

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    You've been around for a long while. Not in your current form, nor in any form at all. Your two halves went unformed for so long that it feels like a miracle you were able to find each other at all, that your amorphous edges still recognized each other enough to catch and hold on. Even when you did it rarely ended well—so many of you and so many of him were doomed from the start simply for being too soon.

    There are times where you think you remember. You stand too quickly and the feeling of a guillotine wrapping around your neck is hidden in the head rush but you swear you feel it nonetheless.

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    If you had asked June what she thought she'd be doing in a year. This is not exactly what she had pictured.
    It had looked a little more domestic, maybe a tad more... Heterosexual.

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    June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.

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    "I ran into Ellen Page yesterday in a Duane Reade condiments aisle," Chloe says. "Gave her this long sob story about my girlfriend and her tragic medical condition that makes her eyes really big and forces her to wear ugly sweaters, and she invited me to her birthday party."

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    June lets Chloe pick out her Halloween costume. Heavily inspired by the episode Love and Monsters.

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    So, Jessica has taken Kilgrave's offer, and as sick and twisted as it is, she's decided to try to tolerate it. Whether or not she manages to do so, remains to be seen. He can't hurt her anymore after all. Right? She's played house before, she'd done it for a year with June, she can do it again.

    Or, if you'd rather run from your problems, facing them head on seems to be rather backwards. Trying to seem happy and go-lucky like a happy lovey-dovey couple with your abuser in order to save people from getting hurt is fucked up. Trying to stay in contact with an elusive bartender who you are totally not falling for, well, when you're suppose to be single and are single, but people think you aren't. It's difficult.

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    So, running from her problems hadn't exactly worked. At least, not how she'd planned it. Now with an offer being made, Jessica has no other choice but to actually face her demons. But she'll be dammed if she doesn't try running first.

    Or in other words, running from your problems is still fucking difficult, expessically with an over-curious roommate who doesn't know anything and keeps asking questions, a best friend who is determined to help you when you don't want it, and a deranged prick who is the source of all your problems in the first place, and ready to cause more of them.

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    Jessica thought that escaping Hell's Kitchen, moving away and getting a new identity, a new name, personality, and all that jazz would fix things. Expect when it doesn't and your best friend forces you to have a roommate when all you really want to do is drink yourself into a coma.

    Basically, running from your problems is difficult, and even harder when your new roommate is curious about your life.

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    "Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"

    "What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."

    (Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)

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    June should have known that dating Chloe would be like this.

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    AU. June and Chloe meet at a party.

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    Chloe gives a little shrug of the shoulders. “I’ve done a lot of things, June, you can’t just expect me to remember every man whose life I tried to ruin.”

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    Chloe keeps a very expensive handbag under her bed. She doesn't keep her housekeys or lipstick in it.

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    James, Chloe and June try to select the contestants for James' new reality dating show. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    Chloe turns June's life upside down on a regular basis. But June's noticing it more than usual.

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    In which June becomes an accessory to a crime and proves that she knows jack about superheroes, because, let's be real, everything she knows she learned from People magazine.

    For her part, Chloe fucks the superheroes. Literally. As easily as she fucks over grannies.

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    So, unexpected plot twist: eggnog turns June Colbern into a super slut.

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    Wherein life happens

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    Every single time James van der Beek has something to announce about his life, it gets overshadowed by June and Chloe. It's almost like he isn't the most important, most famous person in this friend group.

    Or, June is disgusted by Chloe's blatant disregard for her belongings but overcomes it to be supportive of James. But, seriously, June writes her name on all of her food. There's no way Chloe didn't know.

    Or, alternatively, Chloe is only interested in this conversation if it means June will stop yapping at her. Plus, James is her friend. Whatever.

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