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    I’m basically just shitposting at this point but HEAR ME OUT
    I know there are already SO many other great text fics and I know I’m BASICALLY a total cop-out BUT I always write these short shitty things on my phone and, like, my page already sucks so why not make it suck even moRE??????

    I am sorry. Sue me.

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    Harry has detention with Umbridge all week, and having a scar that says 'I Must Not Tell Lies' will be the very least of Harry's problems after his detentions are through.

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    The only thing between Robert and his new school was a sopping wet football field and a fence. The bell rings, his face falls, so does the rain, and with the help of those worn sneakers he's met with a face full of mud and a detention for tardiness on his first day.

    [I got the title from a random online generator.]

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    Reinhardt needs a good fucking and who else but Torbjörn to provide him. Though there's one thing Torbjörn isn't expecting...

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    A tired, angry screenwriter's dump about her show.

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    I never meant to become his stalker.
    I just loved him so much.

    I just want to love him.

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    Set in the same universe as "Blue Eyed Monster".

    Yuugo's concerned friends stage an intervention... about his relationship. College AU. Mentions of smut.

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    Prompt: A man convinces a person who had a one-night stand with his brother pretend to be pregnant so he'll turn his life around. The plan is that once he becomes more mature, the person will pretend to miscarry. The twist is that they actually are pregnant and went along with the scheme to test whether they can depend on their offspring's biological father.

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    ...if you're also scared of me too?

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    Trump is about to go to bed when Mettaton pokes his head through Trump's bedroom door.

    Mettaton, being a robotic servant to Trump, decides to "entertain" Trump before things get even more intimate. Mettaton sure knows how to make a racist orange leader happy.

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    The "Mad Prince" Yuuri is eyeing up a new prize and Yuugo just really wants to go home. Vaguely based on 'the Prince and the Pauper'.

    Royalty AU. Scenery porn. Dark themes. Casual murder. NSFW.

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    “Chuuya,” he whispered darkly. “You’ve been coming home so late recently. I wonder why?”

    A deeply set jealousy flickered in his amber eyes as his voice dropped down even lower. “Could it be you’ve found someone else?”

    The brunet bent down and nipped Chuuya’s ear, causing him to sharply inhale.

    “Chuuya…” Dazai leaned in close and pressed his forehead against the other’s and stared in to Chuuya’s sapphire eyes. “Let me remind you that you’re mine.”

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    my fiend sara requested this and i hate that i listen to her and do this
    john has a fat cat named weedbong its a ginger cat
    weedbong h8s alex

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    nope

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    SHINee's portraited as group of thieves, which can control the time thanks to old chronoclock. During their next robbery in the casino, the reader gets involved and she is taken as unique hostage to their basement because of the interest of one of members.

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    It's time for sleep. Rest your head. It's time for bed. In the morning, you may wake.

    Reader's a part of the Bendy faith (Bendyism?) like Sammy and accepts their fate.

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    Link wishes Sidon wouldn't hold back, and gets what he asked for

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    Love was a fire built on blood and bone. You just had to be willing to become the ash.

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    Or: A Short Story Totally Unrelated To The Plot Of The Series, More Of A Distant Cousin Of A Side Story Or Something, Involving Doomed Timelines, Tricksters, And The Only Reason The Author Is Even Posting This Trash Is Because It Was A Dare From Writing Club To Celebrate 4/13, But Anyway, The Bard Of Life Is Having None Of This Baloney

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