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    “What did I do to you?” The hand against his mouth moved down and he could easily feel the heat as it warmed his skin before leaving it to freeze again. The human settled with a palm around his throat, “I won.”

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    64
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    This is a story of how I came to meet the people of homestuck and how they came to know me. My best friend/moirail has know them for quite some time for she works for the Condese. Turns out she's a highblood, above Eridan but below Feferi yet she is a landweller. I didn't know about them and they didn't know about me until one day...

    They help me adjust to their world, even fixing up a room and training me to fight because it turns out I have my own story that I know nothing about. I'm different from all of them for I'm a different species.

    Then, Her Imperious Condescension decides to experiment on me. Making me more of an abomination then what I already was.

    This is my first time doing fanfiction so please be nice.

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    English
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    10,829
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    Just a place to put shitty, misleading stories saved.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    172
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    0
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    #blameTakumi is real

     

    Sequel to "After The End"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    70
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    He's gone.

    For Eddie, nothing will ever be the same again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    24
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    "No matter what you choose, I know you'll make the right decision."

    Language:
    English
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    716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    118
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    It's all you feel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    70
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    This book is the reason why I get nothing done. I just write smut. All the time.
    guess who's joined the party folks

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    30,437
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    2100
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    this is really crappy its like pure crack but i tried okay
    ACTUAL SUMMARY: Kenma doesn't hate snow. Until suddenly, he does.

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    1,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    150
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    Clarke Dirty-Haired Griffin™ confronts Commander "Candle-Loving Heart Eyes" Lexa™ about her candle addiction, Lexa denies she has a problem, and starts arguing that if anyone has a problem, it's Clarke. Will they be able to love each other through this bump-in-the-road in their relationship, or will their breakup be so horrid that Arkadia and Trikru end up going to war?

    Or: the stupid, not that funny, really unnecessary fic where lexa's candle addiction is worrying clarke, and lexa keeps denying anything is wrong. also, clarke really needs to fucking shower, despite her hatred for being clean.

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    English
    Words:
    1,265
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1245
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    Ben Solo begrudgingly agrees to babysit his parents dog for two weeks. He takes him to the dog park where he meets a dog owner named Rey. Crack and fluff ensue.

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    English
    Words:
    5,652
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1402
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    Anon likes Alec. He draws some cool stuff. He is a nice guy. He is a cute little meerkat.

    He also has a nice ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    278
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    Leo loves his precious tomato so, so much.

     

    Sequel to "Leo Is Now, Officially, Insane"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    75
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    Will and Halt have been together for a year and a half, and Halt brings up something... new they can try.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    Haise really hates it when a good book gets spoiled for him, especially when it's impossible to get away from said person.

    Or

    Kaneki being an asshole in Haise's mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    282
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    When you try to save the world, it breaks.
    You try to mend the break, and it gets larger.
    As it gets larger, it begins to shatter, and suddenly the world is a million cracked pieces.

    See what I'm getting at here?
    You can't save a thing. But that doesn't mean you won't try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,097
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    183
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    Phil is getting married and Dan couldn't be happier for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    200
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    John's thoughts while they played 'Don't let me down' at the Rooftop.

     

    Short, not funny, but it's great for making this pure little internet unuseful and annoying.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    Trump wants to find out if his VP pick has what it takes when it comes to "international relations". She has her own ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    363
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    This is why you shouldn't fall in love with a tomato.

     

    Sequel to "Poor Takumi Is Done With This Shit"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    107

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