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    I never meant to become his stalker.
    I just loved him so much.

    I just want to love him.

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    It's 11:53 can I write a fic in seven minutes while sleep deprived.

    Aka Moon shames Gladion for being gay for Hau. Gladion shames Moon for frickin his sister.

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    ...Whatever the definition of a “fangirl” is.

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    Shit happens at a chill party and it gets weird, as u can tell by the title. hoWEVER, there is no like actual nasty happening if u kno what i mean. just a lot of talking about whos semen it is. thankyou for not reading

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    Prompt: A man convinces a person who had a one-night stand with his brother pretend to be pregnant so he'll turn his life around. The plan is that once he becomes more mature, the person will pretend to miscarry. The twist is that they actually are pregnant and went along with the scheme to test whether they can depend on their offspring's biological father.

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    4/?
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    2
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    Anders discovers a magical book filled with #magethirst and various other discussions about #objectifying the mage. DA Weird Shit™ Chat on Discord, this is for you.

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    mark decides to confess.

    no, not that way!

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    nope

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    26/?
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    In which Guzma wants something... a little unconventional in exchange for the kids' Yungoos.

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    What happened if some stupid death god just happened to drop his deaht note.... and it landed in front of a certain Iwaizumi Hajime

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    Me and my friend were joking around on Kik and I just???? I don't know

    We named the baby coconut butter

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    A bunch of bullshit... just don't even read. You will be disappointed if you do.

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    11/?
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    Bits and pieces of half-finished things that I needed to put in more longtime storage than a draft.

    Multi-fandom (mostly HP), mostly not crossover.

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    33/?
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    this is literally just crack.

    but, it is painstakingly written crack, the result of about ten different authors. if you want to read the heartwrenching story of astrid dankness dememetia ravenbae and her adventures in the hanger games, i wont stop you. i only hope you realize what youve gotten yourself into.

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    The prologue to a piece written exclusively for RedPredator, who has been my partner in crime through this whole thing.

    Basically, the events leading up to Bucky and Steve having a kid. Very angsty, lots of trash.

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    "hEY WHAT THE-"

    The other crashed into Senyung, having him fly out of the tube and banging his head on the ground, knocking him unconscious.

    The boy scurried off of him, holding his head worryingly. "Oh shit! Oh man!" He cursed, the others running to him.

    "Woah, what did you do Jungkook?!"

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    Riding in elevators without his beloved was always uncomfortable, but riding in one with his enemy was even worse.

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    After Phil 'commits suicide' Dan is left behind with his own thoughts. (Slightly based off of 'The Reichenbach Fall' epsiode of BBC's Sherlock.)

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    2/?
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    Father Tiefer has a very specific penitence in mind for those who use his confessional for inappropriate, drunken fantasizing.

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    15
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    5
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