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    When the Voltron crew visits a planet to form another alliance, Keith and Lance get bitten by a bug native to the planet, causing them to suffer from... interesting side effects. (Based off a tumblr post by: Keiths-stupid-mullet )

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    "No, King Arthur, I am not going to torture you for information. None of you. I do not seek any information on Camelot. What I seek is of a more, ah, psychological nature. You see, I have heard many things about Camelot’s king over the years. Some rumors are complete rubbish, but others… could have some merit. You mustn't judge me too harshly, dear king, for I’ve simply become a bit bored and… curious. I’d like to confirm some of the rumors and, my, you just made it too easy. Would you like to know the rumors I’ve heard?”

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    Murdoc and you decide to spice up your sex life with a little experimental anal vore.

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    hi im macy i write porn of CONSTRUCTION PAPER

    anyways this is very gross

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    HEY GUYS! THERE'S A TUMBLR FOR THIS NOW, SO FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW THAT FOR UPDATES, GIF SETS, AND ANYTHING ELSE! Follow fancattts-purgatory
    -S

    You're a successful 22 year-old club owner working out of LA. EXIT is one of the most well-known lounges in Southern-California, and you hardly know how you got there. It isn't until you meet your competition, playboy Lux-owner Lucifer Morningstar, that you start to remember things you never knew you experienced. Worlds you didn't believe in and powers you didn't know existed begin to emerge, and Lucifer's boundless curiosity draws the two of you together. A budding romance and a looming threat create a vivid story. Is it just temporary? Or are you and Lucifer bound together by more than just LA...

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    big boy and small guy

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    Jace, Clary, Simon, Raphael, Isabelle, Alec, and Magnus were one big family. They robbed, stole, and burglarized together. They loved, cared, lived for one another. They protected, defended , killed for one another. they would die for eachother.

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    this is veggietales smut. don't like don't read. i'm so sorry. i wouldn't be posting this but it's Far Too Late to make rational decisions so here we are, friends, here we are.

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    Natsu and Gray near-smut. Believe me, I wanted it to be smut, but I couldn't be bothered when I was writing it and I've lost the inspiration now. Sorry, guys.

    Another one of the fics I am uploading from an old file that have never before seen the light of day. It is making me cringe as I look back on my old writing style. Heh.

    EDIT!!!
    I think I will add some extra chapters, maybe smut. Don't get your hopes up, but maybe!!!

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    Kaito and Ouma have never gotten along the best, Ouma didn't get along with the majority of the class... Yet, Kaito was a kind individual and was nice to even the biggest jerks! So, what happens when he starts being kind to the supreme ruler and realizes that Ouma might actually be a good guy?
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    And there it was again, that childish innocence and joy written across the supreme ruler’s features. That's what made Kaito want to be Ouma’s friend, those slithers of true emotions. He knew Ouma was a good, caring person deep down inside. Very, very, deep down.

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    Gary likes Herbert's interrogation techniques a bit too much

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    Maddox shows B4's "new" anatomy off to his female clientele.

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    Rhys knew deep down that he was gonna die. No, not now, not any time soon - but he would a lot sooner than he should.

    It was because of the Hanahaki Disease. You fall in love, flowers bloom in your lungs and you cough them up until you confess. If you confess, it goes away, whether they love you back or not. If you don't, the flowers basically choke you to death. Plain and simple, right?

    Well, yeah, sure - until you factor in Rhys's problem. He can't confess his love for risk of losing his job, or even worse, his job, his dignity and his life.

    After all, who in their right mind could admit their love to Handsome Jack and live, metaphorically or otherwise?

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    Prompt: A man convinces a person who had a one-night stand with his brother pretend to be pregnant so he'll turn his life around. The plan is that once he becomes more mature, the person will pretend to miscarry. The twist is that they actually are pregnant and went along with the scheme to test whether they can depend on their offspring's biological father.

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    xxminxxsugaxx: shut up you grammar nazi

    xxminxxsugaxx: before i block you

    Joonie♡: Wow, okay??

    Jungkookie♡: why did we ever give yoongi hyung admin rights?

    xxminxxsugaxx : why did we ever give you speaking rights?

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    It would never be enough to fix what he'd done. Sometimes loving someone didn't mean a damn thing, if the other person didn't feel the same.

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    Bellatrix, Fenrir, and Dolores have a tea party in the desert. Enough said.

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    I honesty wrote this to get out of writer's block and it evolved. This might be uncomfortable for some to read. Vore, rebirth, and unbirth (kinda) warnings. Though that's only in the first chapter, which is rather skippable.

     

     

    Frisk, on the brink of hypothermia, meets someone new. And becomes someone new, one day at a time.

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    Dan and Phil are hungry. They conveniently happen to be standing outside a bakery. What could possibly go wrong?

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    “h-how did you know my l-last name is Who?” you reply: starting out quiet but building confidence as you go. The surprised chuckle from the other side of the door is very fulfilling, and the monster opens it to reveal themselves to you once again.

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