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    Tony Stank is thirsty for Captain Freedom's booty. He gets what he wants, but Buckeroo finds out. Oh no! ((Pure crack. Should not be taken seriously.))

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    "Well, I thought maybe we could be friends."
    "You don't say. It does only seem logical to become friends with the girl you're interested in."
    "I'd very much like to be friends with benefits. If that's not asking too much."

    While in the middle of studying, Frisk is approached by an incredibly strange, possibly rather creepy boy. But she's too curious to brush it off completely.

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    웃유웃
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    "This lissom blonde will entertain men as told, albeit with little evidence of ᗪᕮᔕIᖇᕮ or ᔕᕮ᙭ᑌᗩᒪ interest. In fact, there is hardly any evidence that she processes strong emotions at all ― yet she has the uncanny power to make men think their hearts are madly in love with her mind, soul, and body. To be easily ᗪIᔕTᖇᗩᑕTᕮᗪ by this woman is to distract yourself from saving your own life."

    But is Westergaard's courtesan a coy victim or a carnivorous villain?

    In an era reigned by mafias, gamblers, Nazis, blondes, whorehouses, and burlesque dancers, a smutty thief attempts to pick both of their locks. Hers should've been left alone, though. Along with those sparkly sapphires, that disturbing diary, and the Holy Grail between her legs.

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    [ Eugene/Elsa | Hans/Elsa | Eugene/Hans | Gothel/Hans | Gothel/Eugene | Elsa/Gothel | -Eugene/Rapunzel ]

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    When Loki gets his hands on one of two time portal devices, Daisy tries to stop him before he can mess everything up. It gets complicated when she tracks him down to a science competition in 1985.

    Or the poorly recognized and cracktastic AU loosely inspired by Meet The Robinsons that absolutely nobody asked for.

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    "...the motto of this school, I would remind you. Draco Dormiens, Nunquam Titillandus. Never poke a sleeping dragon. A sterling piece of advice in all walks of life, but which I would recommend you all most strongly to apply in your dealings with this form of magic. You will be drawing upon a fathomless well of power, and the currents run deep. Tread lightly."

    aka, what happens at Hogwarts while Harry Potter and his friends are swanning around the place saving everybody.

    Mostly told from the perspective of Ginny and Luna, this is what happens during their sixth year/HP's seventh year, under the thumb of Voldie's minions at Hogwarts, because they weren't just waiting around for Big Hero Potter to show up and put them all in mortal danger.

    Warning! May contain: Self-insert OMC (but he's an asshole so that's okay), mild drug use, poorly-written sex, non-canon/off-script nonsense, elements nicked shamelessly from other media (such as The Forgotten Realms), highly dubious magical systems, pop-culture references.

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    One day, the world was plunged into Infinite Tsukuyomi. A very perverted, Naruto-centric Infinite Tsukuyomi where every other person in the world, alive or dead, was transformed into a beautiful babe.

    Then a lot of things happened, things changed while staying the same, and life carried on. The official sequel to A Lewd New World.

    [NaruHarem, mass genderswap, PURE SMUT]

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    Of all the gin joints Bruce Banner has been chasing leads to clear his name of a heinous crime against his best friend. He gets more than he planned for when his most recent steer takes him to The Arc in Manhattan and he meets The Mechanic.

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    You've had enough.
    You're going to end it.
    Dammit if someone didn't stop you again.

     

    Reader self-harms and nearly dies after a suicide attempt.

    Sorry for the ones that don't like it.

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    James runs into someone interesting and she ends up in q-branch. Who is she and where has he seen her before?
    Q adores her, Alec is intrigued and James isn't quite sure what to think of this person who turns out to be more dangerous than all the double-ohs put together.
    This is much more a story about personal relationships than a mission fic.
    Enjoy

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    You will be able to see the world in full color once you meet your soulmate but until then, you can only see the world in the eye color of your soulmate. However, you can alter the color your soulmate can see, for example, by wearing contact lenses. Like if you wear blue contact lenses, your soulmate sees the world in blue, purple makes them see the world in purple and etc. And you realize each day/week you get to see the world in a different color because your soulmate is being all cute and would want you to see every color there is and they probably have a huge collection of contact lenses by the time you both meet. You really can't wait to meet them, whoever they are, since you know that contact lenses are a huge pain to put in, it's why you just wear glasses.

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    From the day Katherine found her, they had stick together.

    Elena always follows her. She keeps telling herself that it’s because she doesn’t have anywhere else to go. It used to be true, now it isn't so much.

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    Charles, the easily flustered English scientist, Raven, his zealous sister, and Erik, his best friend and homosexual guide, all decide to travel to Africa to study the wildlife.

    Not even an hour after setting up camp, Charles is captured by a man that acts like a gorilla. This man brings forth new challenges, people, and most importantly, a new understanding of humanity, and how one thing might not be how it seems.

    Naturally, Charles falls in love with him.

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    When he was seven, FN-2187 learned to be useful. When he was 26, Finn learned he didn't have to be.

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    Midorima moves into the Kiseki no Sedai Condominium Complex. He meets his new neighbors, including Takao Kazunari and Kuroko Tetsuya. Things get off to a somewhat shaky start but Kuroko's not one to give up very easily now, is he? MidoKuro, complete.

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    A crazy one shot about Flowey and Chica's Magic Rainbow in Wreck-It Ralph's world. What am I doing with my life.

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    Time stretches, reality alters, and Peter tries to tell Erik that they're related.

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    5 People Steve Came Out To and 1 Person Who Came Out To Him. Or something to that effect.

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    Jeongguk and Jimin have been at this for a long time. The only difference now is that Jimin has grown up and Jeongguk sees no reason why he shouldn't have what he has wanted since a long damned time.
     

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    "Soooo, what have we learned today?" He chided, turning on the bedside lamp to have a proper look at the wounds, which, upon second glance looked more curved than straight, but there was nothing to be done about that.

    Sebastian yawned and rolled onto his back with a wince. "Don't be late. I'm yours. You treat me like you're a dom but like to be fucked like a sub." he listed, offering Jim a crooked grin. "That everythin' I was s'posed to learn?"

    Jim glared back at Sebastian, less so hesitant now with the disinfectant as he pressed the towel to Sebastian's shoulder. "Just about." He sighed, pulling the cloth away. "Oh, forgot to warn you. That might sting." he added casually, readying gauze and bandage, half tempted to use twelve cartoon themed plasters just for that.

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