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    Driving in the rain is dangerous - your car could hydroplane, or, if it's really not your day, plane into another universe entirely. The second was what happened to me. Fates self-insert.

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    What happens when Maria and Nat portal jump into Earth 38? Its two grumpy agents, an amused widow, a loving Detective GF and an alien puppy. Also partridge in a pear tree (aka Lena at work)

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    What would've happened if... [POV: Papyrus] & [POV: Undyne] Mixed (One-shot)

    Undyne and Papyrus decides to make a game to eradicate the useless ones in the Royal Guard. Of course, they place a prize for those who rank best in the Units... As long as it's within their budget.
    *Then Sans does the impossible.
    *Papyrus laments at his brother's idiocy.
    *Undyne sees the end of things.
    ...
    [Sans might know how siblings should ACT in a Kill-or-be-killed world.]

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    Natasha has always loved Lorna Doone's. They're her favourite cookies to snack on when she's hungry, but unfortunately, someone has eaten her entire box.

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    8/12
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    51
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    Set shortly before the road trip that would change their lives forever, Noctis and Prompto realize just how much they mean to one another.

    Rated M for later chapters

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    Wirt moves through life like water, following the current.

    It can get boring, and lonely, and he hates it.

    Wanting to break away from everything he once knew, Wirt decides to finally become the leader of his own path, to follow a broken road long abandoned.

    It’s hard of course, he suffers from heartbreak and loss, all alone in a world where everyone views him as an outcast, something other worldly and problematic, and maybe he is, or maybe he’s the only one who can truly see the reality of things.

    Crossing the thin line between madness and insanity, eating from the forbidden fruit, falling in love with a monster and becoming someone he though he never thought he could be.

    The path of greatness is one not many can make, but maybe, just maybe, he can find the strength inside of himself and reach the end of his despair.

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    In Docking Bay 221, in a particularly sleazy area of Coruscant, Dean and his crew hastily prepare the infamous smuggling ship Impala-KAZ2Y5 for departure.
    It's not like they've done anything wrong, other than steal a few crates of cargo from a warlord. Hey if Dean does a job he gets paid and no nerf herder Hutt is going to flake out.
    The thing is no one could predict what the consequences of stealing this particular crate would have. Why it's contents are so valued that it has sent the best bounty hunters and even some Sith in out for Deans head. The fate of the universe rests on some particularly handsome broad shoulders. With some help from some friends and an angel of sorts Dean and co set about saving the universe.

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    Simon's life is fairly predictable and he's comfortable with the quiet routine. Once a week he practices with the band, in his free time he binge watches Jessica Jones on Netflix and has dinner with his mother 'lest she send a police squad to his apartment after he misses two of her calls.

    He doesn't care for change, not one bit.

    Enter a boxing instructor who belongs on the pages of GQ.

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    Harry likes his job in the Office for the Regulamentation and Control of Interweb Publications well enough, but Malfoy's being a git and making trouble as usual. Luckily Harry can go home and chat with his new friend, the anonymous comedy blogger who's so popular with wizards and Muggles alike... Features Muggles, inter-office memos, house-elves, rubber ducks, 4am chats, and porn. Because that's what the internet is for.

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    You were just in the wrong place, at the wrong moment.

    It is not what you think it is

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    Cecil has had his eye on that perfect Scientist ever since he set foot in town. Cecil would love to be more than just the town radio host in Carlos' mind, but Cecil might be hiding a secret. Everyone has secrets, though - even Carlos. Sometimes secrets were meant to be told. But if we're going to be completely honest here, even the strongest relationships face their share of difficulties.

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    “He bit me, hyung,” Taehyung cuts him off, his large eyes are watering as he finally looks at Yoongi, but he stubbornly refuses to let them spill. “He isn’t here to deal with this– with what he has d-done to me.” He looks away from him and grips the sheets under him tightly, “He’s not the one I want. He's not.”

    “Taehyung, look at me,” Yoongi says and Taehyung keeps his eyes downcast.

    “I should have stayed home like Hoseok asked me to,” The tears are dripping now and he’s biting his lip hard enough to cause bleeding. “I should’ve stayed home, hyung.”

    or

    or the one where jeongguk marks/bites an unwilling taehyung and runs away and yoongi is ready to commit murder.

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    Unfinished ideas from various fandoms that I may develop and work on at a later date.

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    Once upon a time, in a realm far, far away, a king ruled a peaceful country together with his queen. After his queen's untimely death, the king lost his mind. He believed his wife to be assassinated and sadness spread through the realm. Paranoia destroyed everything the peaceful country had once known and soon a civil war broke out, leaving civilians begging for the support of their king. The king did not answer their request and cowered in his castle. When everything started to settle down, the king was dethroned and exiled to an island far away from the mainland. He has never been seen since.

    After the war, the common folk decided they would never again have one ruler to rule them all. So they divided the country into five provinces each one with a leader chosen by the oldest civilians among the people, for they were presumed more wise and more knowledgeable. Our story begins four years after the war. Five provinces, five leaders and an unknown threat approaching.

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    Kareena Dumortier was scarcely out of high school when the bombs fell, the presumed Sole Survivor of her family. She has plenty to keep her busy in the Commonwealth, good looking company aside.
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    Note: To make this work, this goes on the idea that Nate and Nora both died in the Vault, and that they had two children instead of just Shaun. Had to work it this way so the plot still somewhat goes normally to get to the other pairings. Also, for those who didn't know, you can actually date everyone all at once, I tested it for science. This is kind of based around that too. Might have had a chance at being strictly SSxSturges, except that Danse is just...unf.

    Pairings:
    Sturges x Sole Survivor: (1) (2)
    Paladin Danse x Sole Survivor: (5) (7)(13)
    Deacon x Sole Survivor: (20)
    Arthur Maxson x Sole Survivor: (23)
    Plotty: (3)(4)(6)(8)(9)(10)(11)(12)(14)(15)(16)(17)(18)(19)(21)(22)

     

    Toying with adding more pairings, including MacCready, Deacon and Hancock, not sure yet.

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    Where the sea meets the moon-blanched land,
    Listen! you hear the grating roar
    Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling,
    At their return, up the high strand,
    Begin, and cease, and then again begin,
    With tremulous cadence slow, and bring
    The eternal note of sadness in.

    Or, Richard II quotes anachronistic Late Victorian poetry on a Welsh beach and is a self-pitying wreck. Set directly after the "Graves, Worms, and Epitaphs" scene.

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    Okay, so I'm awful at summaries, but basically, here's the skinny of this. Tyler is a war vet, never married, Shaun doesn't exist in this version (It'll work out, and it'll be unexpected, promise!), and she's gotten some mods of her own.

    -Some Notes:

    -Basically the brain thing is an excuse to store information, but there won't be any real plot device to it.
    -The skeletal upgrade is a way to explain the Adamantium Skeleton perk.
    -The eye upgrades are a way to explain 1) why they glow 2) why they look so odd. 3) how later on she'll be able to target things behind walls, a la perks, yet again.
    -Codsworth isn't actually human, this is based on a mod that gives him a synth body like Curie.
    -This is mainly only modern in the sense that I like the idea of more current music as well. I'm not exactly a 50's-60's historian, so I didn't feel like slogging through google to find relevant references.

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    Jack loves not hiding the dopey smile on his face, elbows on the counter with a hand under his chin when he watches Brock walk out the door but then a few seconds pass and everything is normal again and he wishes he could get the balls to ask the guy out.

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    Min Yoongi, genius (musical), billionaire ('my parents' money!'), playboy (not really, he's more of a mountain recluse). Owning a mansion has its perks, the current situation wasn't one of them. He blames Hoseok and regrets ever meeting him (again, not really).

     

    Or: the one where Hoseok fucks up and Yoongi ends up letting Jimin shoot a porno at his mansion (and then things escalate)

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