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    Dave Strider, bartender at The Green Sun, didn't sign up to lug a bleeding troll back from his job at 2:30 in the morning. Karkat Vantas, ex-florist and amateur journalist, sure as hell didn't sign up to get dragged back to some idiotic human's hive. Their liquor-heavy meeting is only the first of a chain of unusual events that end with several New Austin politicians dead, and two wordy dudes on a mission to find the killer.

    (Title is from "Black Sun" by Death Cab for Cutie)

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    A high school alternate universe that follows the adventures of a freshman by the pseudonym of Crowbar. Co-written by my spouse.

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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???
    Please r & r!!

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    14/?
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    Second in the Wreckstuck series. The story of Her Imperious Condescension is the story of the Alternian Empire, you can't tell one without dwelling into the other.

    In which the Empress faces new trials and tribulations of rulership: a plague, two rebellions, social reforms, several assassination attempts, one uppity heiress challenge, a goddamn mutant with dreams (but not a prophet) and perhaps the greatest challenge of them all, a smug moirail who’s convinced he knows better.

    Includes a reality melting rustblood, political intrigue, a ruthlessly kind violetblood, awkward relationships, a honking mirthful mess of a purpleblood, a great plague, a prim and proper indigoblood, a blueblood rebellion, a self-important violetblood, meteors, a motherly jadeblood, cat puns, a well-meaning greenblood scribe, the institutionalization of the hemospectrum, a snarky goldblood slave, even more sandpits than Flotsam, a peaceful mutant idealist, copious betrayals, and an increasingly embittered fushciablood who just really wants to cull them all (most of the time anyway).

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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    Normality is a wonderful, yet unappreciated thing. We take what we have for granted and don't realize we love it until it's ripped away from us.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    45/?
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    sub·merge: to completely cover or obscure.

    Facing circumstances which seem hopeless is to face god and the devil at once. To overcome such circumstances is to spit in the face of both.

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    The loops of time need to be ironed out just so, a fact the Handmaid knows well. She is the one plotting out the course of Alternian history on order, after all. What she doesn't know so well is how to handle a certain fussy jadeblooded rebel. The course of their relationship must play out just so, though.

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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

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    22/?
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    KANAYA: Actually I Was Just Thinking
    KANAYA: Its Nice To Get A Little Sun After So Long

    or, alternatively:

    Kanaya and Rose spiral down.

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    What would you say if I said a dutiful girl raised in the daylight was protected by a bulb-headed guardian, and learned to glow in the dark after death?

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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    23/?
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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Update: 12/9/14: (Graphic violence doesn't come in until Chap 18. I don't know why I'm telling you this)

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    The thing about borrowed time is there’s never quite enough of it.

    Alternatively: two volatile trolls and a lonely human spend the paramount moments of their endgame with green gangsters, time-travel and a mansion they can’t escape.

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    NB: It should be noted that it is not required for one to have watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, or its sister show, Legend of Korra, to fully understand this work.

    Destiny is a strange thing. While the world waits for the newest Avatar, an Air Nomad, the Northern Water Tribe war machine prepares to instigate chaos the likes of which living memory has never seen. Sixteen children from all four of the nations find themselves bound together by the strings of fate, and it is their actions that will decide the course of history.

     



    One can only hope that fate picked the right people for the job.
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