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    The unthinkable is happening. Havelock Vetinari retires and Sam Vimes can't handle it.

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    Why go to bed with a good book when you can wake up with a bad one?

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    This will appeal to maybe a maximum of 3 people. This is based on a headcanon of mine that Rincewind and Twoflower were in sort of a very early-stage, summer vacation type romance during the course of TCOM and TLF, that broke off very suddenly at the end of TLF and over the course of Interesting Times neither of them really got any closure. Basically two guys talking on a beach about their feelings, ends pretty abruptly. Happy Valentine’s day. #letrincewindsayfuck

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    14 Feb 2018

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    "If Ankh-Morpork had a version of Private Eye, what would the equivalent of St Albion's Church or the Coalition Academy/Cameron Free School/St Theresa's Grammar be?" is probably not a question that has ever been asked.

    Nevertheless, here is one possible answer.

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    Adora Belle entertains a late-night visitor and learns a few things about obscure Omnian holidays, at least the Moist Von Lipwig version of said holidays.

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    The thrust of the blade – he knew perfectly well where to strike – made the experience more exquisite and more real. Killing was his way of perceiving the world, knives were his eyes and fingers, more sensitive than the real ones.

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    Minerva McGonagall recruits an eclectic group of substitute teachers. Esme Weatherwax learns that Hogwarts is not a disease. Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way.

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    It's no secret that magical libraries can be strange, even dangerous places. When the Hogwarts library starts behaving even more oddly than usual, Hermione Granger, curse breaker and book aficionado extraordinaire, is just the woman for the job. But why does she keep running into Snape at every turn?

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    When the Ketterdam standwatch fails to do its job, the head of the Tide Council requests help from a sister city as a payback for managing their taxes. Despite being in a completely different dimension, the Big Wahoonie obliges this request and sends its best police officer to deal with the criminals in the city. Little does the Council realize that it means all of them.
    (oneshot)

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    Prosthetics require regular care that needs to be honed over many years. Especially true if you've got Discworld's erratic magic shoved into your head. Slow-burn fic exploring Teatime's life from admission from the Guild to (final) death.

    Inserted Chapter: #5, 12

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    19/?
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    It's Monday and time to face reality. How will Vimes and Vetinari handle their first day as an official couple? The Times will tell.

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    Whenever two students had a problem with each other, one almost always offered to arrange a meeting. Two Assassins met, one returned. Ludo doesn't deserve his terrible classmates, namely the most insufferable person who has ever walked the Disc, and the manipulative know-it-all who will steal your dogs while you watch helplessly.

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    Teatime's resurrection had worked, just not enough to go chase after Susan right away. Or leave the Unseen University at all. And, after discovering a few revelations that are vitally important for the advancement of natural philosophy, that might be ok. Teatime/Stibbons

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    A collection of perspectives on a ... relationship.

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    Something is living in the shadows at the unseen university. People have gone missing, but the academicals don't want to listen. The Doctor arrives to save the day, and cause some chaos in the process.

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    After getting hit by the Killing Curse the second time Harry wakes up at King's Cross. He is expecting to meet his family, friends or Dumbledore. However, he actually meets an old friend of the family.

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    Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.

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    'Anthony flinched away from the blast, but felt none of the pain he’d been expecting. He opened his eyes, half expecting to see Dominic’s men in front of him, about to finish him off after the bomb hadn’t gone off, but instead…

    He’d never seen a desert before, not in real life, but he knew this was no normal desert.'

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