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    In an infinite number of universes everything is possible and in one of them the city of Ankh-Morpork is ruled by Lady Sybil the Patrician, while Samuel Vimes finds himself marrying an assassin named Havelock Vetinari.
    I sort of cheated and assumed that the main events in the Discworld series still happen (like the promotion, the crimes Vimes has to deal with, etc), and wrote a bunch of scenes that - in my mind - happen throughout. I tried to put them in chronological order.

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    13/?
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    A cautionary poem telling of the wisdom of investigating the person of a small blue maniac.

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    "Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving." - Terry Pratchett

    In which Molly Hooper shares tea and chocolate-covered shortbread with her former master, Death and he worries about her cat's weight.

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    A magical incident at UU leaves the city in chaos and could cause one secretary's long hidden feelings to be discovered this Valentine's day.

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    Klaus is being followed by the sound of a multitude of feets. What could it be ...?

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    47/?
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    Vetinari and Drumknott are enjoying a walk in the park with Mr Fusspot and Drumknott's new bicycle until Mr Fusspot proves once again that he has an uncanny skill of finding ‘not old rubber bones’ wherever he goes.

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    1
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    What if Mycroft Holmes was dropped into...?

    This is a collection of the extremely short, extremely cracky drabbles of Mycroft Holmes being confronted with the stupidity and incompetence that runs rampant in the various fandoms we love.

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    20/?
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    Tiffany, Susan, and a free press.

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    Kravitz meets a friend with a similar fashion sense. They have a nice talk.

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    im reading mort im not even done and im already doin this shit lord help me

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    The thing sweeps its scythe and straightens. It must sense eyes on it, because it turns it’s head and looks right at Svlad.
    It is a skull’s face, grinning and bleached. Svlad stares.
    It tilts it’s head, like it’s watching a particularly fascinating documentary, or a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer created dot.
    AH, it says. It’s mouth doesn’t move, but Svlad hears it’s voice all the same, resonating deep and forever. INTERESTING.

    A story of Death and the boy who could see him, through the years.

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    51
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    12
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    From the writing-prompt-s tumblr: “This is not my job! This is the exact opposite of my job!” screamed the grim reaper as the human went into labour.

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    Severus thinks it is the end. Unbeknownst to him, it is only the beginning.

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    Takes place during the meeting at the end of Jingo, where the Patrician bribes Vimes into accepting the title of Duke of Ankh-Morpork. Things go a little differently.

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    1/1
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    3
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    25
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    1
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    100
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    1/1
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    1
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    57
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    Cheery (or Cheri) is looking for a dress to take to Uberwald (and maybe just to have) when she runs into a colleague who looks more than a little lost.

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    1/1
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    Sherlock and Mycroft are about to introduce their partners to their family. Before they do, they need to explain that their family is a bit bigger than expected and spans several parallel worlds.

    A threeway crossover between my fave fandoms - let's hope I do them justice!

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    11
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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