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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    Captain von Trapp and his children get rather more than they bargained for with the new governess.

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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

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    It's nearly time for the first Witch Trials since ... well, since.

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    Sybil deserves the best possible anniversary present, but Sam has no idea what that is.

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    You are not lost in Ankh-Morpork. Then again, perhaps you are.

    (Or: the tall man in the dark cloak knows exactly where you're meant to be going. It's where everyone goes, in the end.)

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    Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.

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    Ok, they're not so sure it's water anymore... or even if it's fluid.

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    Nanny Ogg didn't do housekeeping, but sometimes she made exceptions.

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    "She looked at the pictures again, in the silence of the house. Then she blew her nose loudly and went off to do the packing and other sensible things." The Fifth Elephant

    A look at the first few days of the Vimes marriage from the points of view of Sybil and Sam Vimes.

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    dazeventura6 made this pretty for me! She's the bestest :)

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    As Young Sam grows older, Vimes finds that parenting sometimes means dealing with other people's children.

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    Propunk in Ankh-Morpork! Sestras in the Watch!

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    In a galaxy where dozens of sci-fi franchises are smashed together, many civilizations will butt heads, make war, peace, and learn more about the nature of the cosmos. But in the deep future, a threat is coming that no one in the galaxy is aware of. The galaxy only has 250 years to prepare. In the midst of this all, the Tau'ri must rise to the challenge and take up the mantle of the Great Alliance.
    This is the result of a group project on Spacebattles, and anyone wishing to give their two cents can find the threads in the creative writing section.

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    A look At Sybil Ramkin before Guards! Guards! and Vimes.
    Heavily inspired by The Right of First Refusal by dharmageek, which is very good go, read it.

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    5/?
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    Lord Vetinari's secretary is kidnapped, the assailants and what they want unknown. Can Vimes and the Watch rescue him in time? And why does his kidnapper seem to know so much about his past?

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    "I commend my soul to any god who can find it". Great last words. Except they weren't. Last words, that is. In hindsight... really stupid words. Really... really stupid words. Moist finds his place as the world continues changing.

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    Just a very short, sappy snippet.

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