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    Infiltrating KaibaCorporation had been easier than expected, even if it involved using rather unorthodox measures, but apparently there are even things Dartz doesn’t know about…

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    28/?
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    18
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    22
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    2
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    341
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    The Daily Grind is the cornerstone of the Bluth Family coffee empire. Or at least, it would be, if they could actually retain customers. But Gob Bluth has a plan to drum up business, crush his rival Tony Wonder over at the Wonder Emporium, and get laid. Not necessarily in that order. Michael just wants Gob to show up to work on time. But fate has different plans, and Sucker69 might be more of a Sugar Daddy of information than Gob is bargaining for. (Expect like, so many sex and candy puns.)

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    2/?
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    4
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    9
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    1
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    76
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    "Why are you always in my daydreams?"
    Eren lives a pretty normal life. So maybe his dad is always on business trips, and maybe his mom is no longer alive, but other than that, he honestly doesn't think his life is that special. When he finally meets Mikasa's (one of his best friends) brother, Levi, he feels a strange connection. Although Levi seems emotionless for the most part, his walls seem to come down when he's around Eren. The two seem to feel an odd connection between each other, but who knows what that could be?

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    61,038
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1086
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    Un error programado lleva a Oikawa a mandarle mensajes de texto a Iwaizumi, a quien le divierte las idas y venidas del misterioso hombre que se niega a conocer su nombre por temor a enamorarse de él y estropear la extraña relación que mantienen.

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    Español
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    11,262
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    8
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    8
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    67
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    Oikawanker: fuck yeah paninis are the shit 

    Waka Waka: paninis are a good source of nutrition. It is not shit. 

    Oikawanker: "the shit" is a compliment, Ushiwaka-chan

    SugAAAH: I'd wank with a panini if you paid me 

    DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Suga stop being nasty! 

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    English
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    1,144
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    226
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    Finn meets an almost perfect barista. /Almost/ perfect.

     
    (AKA Finn and Poe go to the same college. Poe works at the only starbucks on campus and cannot spell Finn's name correct.)

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    3,471
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    909
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    AU where there are no powers, Steve and Sam are artists, and Bucky and Natasha own a restaurant. Their friends all get really tired of Steve and Bucky making huge goddamn heart eyes at each other. And the restaurant may or may not be a cover for part of the Russian mafia?

    This whole story is fucking ridiculous, sorry not sorry.

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    English
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    30,176
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    919
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    Overwatch One-Shot requests that I take on tumblr, parings in the chapter title and warnings in the chapter notes

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    73,766
    Chapters:
    75/?
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    791
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Ciel Phantomhive arrives in a new city, fresh from a bad break up and a tragic accident, looking to begin a new life. Sebastian Michaelis is a tattoo artist with a dark past that seems to haunt him no matter where he goes. Will a new romance be what they both need when they end up in a new city together?

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    28,934
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    19
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    99
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1124
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    No video game is without sin.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    16
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    ... “Can you even do ANYTHING?!” the distraught scientist yelled in his face, spit flying everywhere.

    After the shorty angrily stomps off into the woods, wounded Maxwell sets on proving the other man wrong with the only card he has up his sleeve.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    What really happened to Jack, before starting his career on YouTube? Everything to do with what if and nothing to do with canon.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    You have been dating the Nyotalia nations for a while, happily in a relationship with them. So now they feel that they should introduce you to their male counterpart as their lover

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    5,020
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Grimmjow turns up on Ichigo's doorstep dressed to kill. Himself, specifically: he's wearing Urahara's newest de-powered gigai. Ichigo pretends he minds the break from normalcy.

    [A post-ending, epilogue-defying look at these idiots after the end of Bleach.]

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    14,751
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    A collection of drabbles about a dumb Titan who thinks he's funny and his timid Ghost. If you follow the chevalier-on-the-wall Destiny roleplaying Tumblr, you've seen a lot of these stories.

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    English
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    8,659
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    55
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    Because any Buffy episode can be Spuffy if you read between the lines.

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    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    307
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

    Language:
    English
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    336,007
    Chapters:
    196/200
    Comments:
    382
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
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    Red is forced to take a mission on behalf of the king. However, while he is away Artemis and Nikki decide it is time to tease him

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    English
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    1,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    45
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    Sex deviant Taehyung does all he can to get goody two shoes Jungkook to notice him

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    English
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    9,398
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1736
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    Rasputin: "Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" 

    KingHairwax: Daddy?? Is that referring to Akaashi or Uncle Vernon? 

    Tsukissyma: Whichever is less terrifying to see naked 

    Akyaashee: NOBODY WILL HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY NAKED BODY SO YOU CAN CAN YOUR FRUIT. 

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    English
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    14,846
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1715

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