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Sometimes, spying your your rather attractive neighbor can be a good thing. In Hermione's case, it has lead to a new friendship, helped her come out of her shell, and has even helped her get her first date in years. But there is more to Tom Riddle than meets the eye, and Hermione isn't sure if she likes it.
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Sophie Miller is now 18 years-old. Two years ago, she was One Direction's private possession. She escaped, but now there back, and won't go as soft as last time. Nothing can be foreseen, their mood swings more frequent than last time. Will she survive that some feelings are being shown here and there, and that they simply can't be denied?
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A foot roughly kicks the bottom of my seat, making a loud whimper pour out of me.
Harry and Niall frown, and Louis and Liam do the same, pretending to be as confused as the two others.
“What’s wrong with her?” Louis demands, acting innocent. I feel his foot giving mine a playful shove under the table. So he’s the one that kicked my chair!
I let out a low growl.
“Sophie.... Are you feeling well?” Liam enquires, playing along.
“Zayn?” Harry questions the darker boy, voice hard.
“I seriously have nothing to do with her whimpering.” Zayn shrugs.
“Do you know what is then?” Harry urges.
Yes please Zayn please...Denounce the other two bozos.
“No idea. Maybe because you’re the one that arouses her right now.” Zayn proposes so innocently. I hear Harry exhale beside me.
Suddenly, Liam stops the toy. Thank god.Series
- Part 2 of Sophie Miller's Stockholm Syndrome
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Garrus, Shepard, and a hell of a lot of banter. ME2 setting with throwback to ME1; friendship and eventual romance with emphasis on dialogue and character development. In character, no fluff. Rated T for language.
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Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light
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"So I'm what?" Clint asked, drumming his heels. "Eight inches?"
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- Part 4 of It's No Way to Make a Living
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Turns out vehicons talk amongst themselves. Who knew?
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Kurt's life isn't shaping up to be what he had expected. He's still single, he isn't a Broadway star, he's just lost his job (which he hated anyway, but that isn't the point), and he's about to watch the most on-again-off-again couple known to man get married. To make matters worse, he's just learned that the amount of guys he has slept with is twice as much as what's considered average in the USA. He's pretty sure if sixteen-year-old-Kurt saw himself now, he would be appalled.
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An unusual visit to the doctor.
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Tony Stark wakes up next to Loki.
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- Part 2 of The Cognitive Restructuring Series
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AU After a brush with death Light resolves to catch Kira unaware that he is a suspect. Future Yaoi LightxL, LxLight
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A day in the life of Jiraiya, the troubles he goes though all in the name of his books and research. Join him as he peeps on several women, cons some money out of his pupil, and on the whole gets his ass kicked.
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A look into what happens while the Harry Potter cast waits for each book to be finished, the trials of being with poor writers, ignorant, lazy, drunk... warning for mild cases of PWP and disclaimer on all that happens action-wise until the end. M just in case, non explicit, but COMPLETE
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Two lovers, a pizza, and a big-screen tv. Relationships are all about compromise.
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Sherlock pranks John. [April 1st]
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- Part 2 of The Holiday Cycle
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Kakashi likes big dicks, he cannot lie. (Those other ninjas can't deny, when a boy walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in his face he gets sprung. *whip crack*) An excuse to write a story which is basically one big dick (hee!) joke. Seriously, lots and lots of dick jokes.
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Five Times (of Many) Clint Made Phil Coulson Facepalm by theleaveswant
Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (2011)
27 Mar 2012
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Scenes from one day in the life of Clint Barton, gentleman troublemaker, and his favourite straightman, Phil Coulson.
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Being a member of the Enclave marks you in more ways than one.
Written a million years ago for the Fallout kink meme, for the prompt "Arcade, being an Enclave boy, has one of the last circumcised penises. So, awkward what-is-wrong-with-your-penis? moments tend to arise when things get hot and steamy for him."
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... It's a dick joke, Dick.
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Donna and Jack discuss the Doctor's severed hand.
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The Rachel Maddow Show, 3 January 2012: Byproduct by Elizabeth Perry (watersword), Wind-up Basilisk (windupbasilisk)
Pundit RPF
7 Jan 2012
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A partial transcript, with graphics, of The Rachel Maddow Show, January 3, 2012, with special guest Anderson Cooper appearing, to discuss the Iowa caucus.
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