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    I LITERALLY HAVE DONE THIS CRACK AU WITH SO MANY DIFFERENT FANDOMS YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

    Turns out Zarkon and Alfor are still chill with each other only Alfor is still dead and he's a hollogram. Also all the character except Alfor, Coran, Jeremy Shada, and Zarkon are 9. Yes this was inspired by South Park. This was also an AU that I have written crack fics to since I was in 5th grade to multiple fandoms.
    They are all fourth graders. Zarkon is the teacher. Alfor is the counselor along with Coran. Jeremy Shada is the principal. Lol good luck.

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    To: Shimi
    hey, quick question, do you think I might be gay?
    From: Shimi
    Sawamura's thighs?
    To: Shimi
    oh wtf
    From: Shimi
    Am I wrong?

    --

    All Sugawara wants is a little inspiration.
    All Daichi wants is for his regulars to finally pay off their tab.
    All everyone else wants is to drink good liquor and watch as their best friends struggle.

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    The blossoming relationship between James Potter and Lucius Malfoy seen from the perspective of one of the latter's most treasured pets.

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    Overwatch One-Shot requests that I take on tumblr, parings in the chapter title and warnings in the chapter notes

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    Adso is a fan.

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    Infiltrating KaibaCorporation had been easier than expected, even if it involved using rather unorthodox measures, but apparently there are even things Dartz doesn’t know about…

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    After a strained muscle puts their threesome plans on ice, Yang, Blake, and Ren resolve to fix the almost criminal lack of non-male-gaze oriented porn. Also, everyone's bi and poly because I have some issues with my own orientation and project onto fictional characters as a coping mechanism.

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    Rebecca “Dash” Myers is one member of the Task Force that has truly earned her place on the team. Tom “Shade” Williams is the new ‘recruit’ that has some reservations of having a female shooter in such a high risk job. Both of them have strong feelings on the matter. With tensions rising between the two stubborn operators, will their disagreements mean the end of their careers or will a newfound respect be forged from the flames?

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    Garrus and FemShep relationship from the beginning of Mass Effect 1. The story with twists, additions, jokes, loss, and changes. The two move from friends to something more. (If you are here for some smutty action, Chpt. 14. Other smuttiness to be added later.)

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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    Kaidan sends a rather unfortunate text to Shepard while drunk. Luckily, Shepard definitely doesn't mind ;)

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    When one girl is taken into a strange new world by a reaper who stole her chips, things get destroyed. A lot. Especially the 4th wall.

    This might all seem like fun and games meeting her favorite characters but there's something more serious about.

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    Levi Ackerman is a hard working individual who lives with her niece Mikasa. She tends to avoid people until she meets college student Erin Yeager. However will she be able to win Erin's heart? Or will her personality scare her off?

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    Inspirado en las marcas del cuello, como especulación salvaje: De los besos que Changmin recibe en esa parte del cuerpo.

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    During camping a man feeds his girlfriend, then receives new that a blizzard is coming, making them quickly leave the camp before the mountain pass gets hit too hard, but on their way, they hit some black ice on a turn, making them plummet a hundred feet off the cliff, miraculously they both survive, but the car didn't as it wouldn't start or produce heat, making them desperately try anything to stay warm as the blizzard over them while they waited for rescue or the storm to pass.

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    Sam works in a sex toy store to help pay for college. He's not fond of the job, but at least it pays well and beats working fast food. It's not the job itself he hates, but the customers. And not most of the customers, just a specific type. The ones that flirt with him.

    And the sandy haired guy that winked at him on the way in is definitely the worst one so far.

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    Зачем Сэма Уилсона тащат на ночь глядя в башню (дракона) Старка? Для чего-то необычайного как пить дать.

    Просто моя фантазия на тему того, как у Сэма появилась птичка, и как я лихо угождаю в тексте и себе, и Last_Optimist, который, как известно, кэпостаркер, поэтому если у него и есть душа, то она такая маленькая-маленькая, никто ее никогда не видел.

    Шучу.
    Все мило, мило, мило. Дружба, любовь, гадость всякая.

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    When Yuuri is tasked with training an ex-villain—his old arch-nemesis and the general thorn in his side—to become a hero, Yuuri gets exactly what he expects: an all-out challenge. Slowly, though, the challenge becomes less and less about teaching Victor how to be a hero...

    Victor’s just full of surprises, and Yuuri is internally burning. Literally.

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    After a woman pays her respects to her dead father, she gos to her sister's house that is having a rough time in life and has been struggling to get her to talk, then she finds her masterbating in her room, making her horny and wish to help her out with her masterbation, but was denied. Once the woman finally gets her sister to talk about what was going on, she finds out she was angry because the worst possible thing in the world happened to her. Once she tries to leave the house with her sister's car to go confront a liar, her sister calls her as she thought she was stealing her car, but when the woman told her sister what she was doing, she nods in understanding and says she is wanting to get frisky now.

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    Ritsu and Shou accompany Mob as he's on the run from the police. Nothing important really happens, it's just a story about Shou's poor attempts at flirting.

    This is basically a crack fic.

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