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    You wake up with a cramp twisting your lower abdomen and a headache buzzing in the back of your skull.

    You’re restless. Your stomach aches and clenches, the muscles of your abdomen pulled taut, and your blood runs hot through your veins. Your mind is hazy. Anxiety creeps around the corners of it, stalking like a hungry wolf, always there, always lurking, even when you pay no mind to it.

    You do what any adult with a job and a day full of work does. You tell yourself you caught some weird bug and force yourself out of bed.

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    Ever since he came to college, Dirk has been having the same nightmare for the last couple of months now, one where he is being chased in the dark with no idea as to who, or what is following him. But they’re just dreams, right? His roommate, Horuss, can just wake him up when they get bad. But Horuss isn’t always going to be there to wake him up, and when that happens, who knows how far into the dream he’ll go.

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    It was supposed to be just a routine trip on a cheap freighter out to another set location in the Attican Traverse. Spoiler alert: it was not a routine trip.

    Now, alone with only a VR for company, Dirk has to figure out how to survive on a ghost ship whose crew might not be as dead as they should be.

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    Dave's snuggled up against him during a heat, and Bro's mind is racing. He's got feelings for his little brother that he really shouldn't, but God he smells good.

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    When they pulled back to breathe in, Dirk giggled. Todd responded with a slight smile and a thumb brushing over Dirk’s lip.
    “I think I finally know what you mean with the ‘hunch’ feeling you always get.”
    - - -
    Why does Todd have Dirk's glowsticks? Why is Dirk wearing a pink coat and is in Bart's cell? What really happened in the Sound of Nothing afterparty?
    Three questions - one answer.

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    Karkat has had a shitty life and has had to bust his ass for everything he has. He has no patience for spoiled, delusional, lazy people and this is exactly what he thinks Dave Strider is. They get paired up together for a project in their college English class and when Karkat accidently learns that Dave is fighting to keep custody of his younger brother Dirk, he learns that he may have been completely wrong about Dave and shouldn't have judged a book by it's cover. A story of two damaged boys coming to each others rescue and growing as people. <3

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    an exploration of dirk gently as an autistic character

    (title and lyricbits from wired differently by the wombats)

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    Mrs Cjelli - Mum - was silent. He could hear her breath hitch, could almost taste salt in the air. The pressure in his chest hadn’t eased.

    “I suppose this might be a bit of a shock,” Dirk said, eventually. He forced himself to look back up, to assess the damage he’d caused.

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    “They were kissing. Put like that, and you could be forgiven for presuming that this was a normal kiss, all lips and skin and possibly even a little tongue. You'd miss how he smiled, how his eyes glowed. And then, after the kiss was done, how he stood, like a man who had just discovered the art of standing and had figured out how to do it better than anyone else who would ever come along.”

    -Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys

    75ish kiss prompts, eventually.

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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    When Amanda asks how they met, Martin reluctantly tells her the story about how Project Incubus became the Rowdy 3. Following from Martin being brought into Blackwing through their escape.

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    Four similar yet very different kids play a familiar game.

    (*Currently rewriting*)

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you fell from the sky.

    You hadn't meant to; you were trying to make a wish by catching a fallen star by the tail. The star turned out to be stronger than you. Now, on Earth, alone and unsure of yourself, what can you do except find someone who might believe? And what do you do when you yourself start to question?

    (NaNoWriMo 2017 entry)

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    Dirk owes Todd an explanation. Todd owes Dirk some understanding.

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    After effects of a love spell, alcohol, confident bisexual deputies and a whole lot of glitter.

    What could go wrong?

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    A quiet, gentle morning with nothing to worry about. No case, no danger, no mystery. Just breakfast and laughing and hearts filled with love.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    This is all thrown out the window (or, rather, the windshield) when the driver slams on the brakes, very suddenly, and the entire bus lurches to a stop, barely avoiding slamming right into a red headed man with an armful of lobsters. The man stumbles and drops his lobsters, giving the bus an incredibly shocked look.

    And the man sprints away, clutching his lobsters to his chest. Todd can't really be sure, he hit his head pretty hard against the floor, but the red headed man looked very familiar.

     

     

    (In which Todd labels himself a Salmon of Doubt and Dirk doesn't know how to take care of a baby)

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    - A declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.

    ~

    “You bury me.” Probably the last words Dave Strider ever said.

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    Todd's band, Mexican Funeral, was - in his opinion - the best band in the land. Dirk's band, The Conkydinks, was - in Todd's opinion - the worst. Todd hated Dirk. He hated the music he played, he hated the outfits they wore on stage, and most of all he hated their name, Coinkydinks. And with Silas of the Mexican Funeral dating Panto of the Coinkydinks, Todd was forced to spend time with flamboyant Dirk Gently. But something about Dirk that isn't what Todd expected. It was almost like the universe was pushing them to each other.

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    1/?
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    1
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