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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    Too stupid to remember his own face even, sometimes. He could stare at it for how long he wanted, and there would always be that underlying tone of unfamiliarity.

    [in which Dirk struggles with face blindness]

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    Nothing could come close to the feeling of home from low yellow light, dimly lighting a room of deep mahogany wood, the scent of spice seemingly drifting off the wood and settling in the air. Somewhere far off the sound of metal, light clinks of metal and porcelain hitting each other in the way that can only be produced by idle hands cooking, going on years of habitual movement. But it’s distant. Much closer is the light whir of wind against panes of glass. Creaking gently in their frames but holding up to the onslaught of weather. Most importantly - warmth. Warmth in the form of a deep, gravelly voice and a hand stroking through thick fur.

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    Drifloon: These Pokémon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish.

    Or, two children fall down a rabbit hole.

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    Trigger warning: Abuse.

    What if Dave wasn't killed by his brother, instead being rescued by John?

    Spinoff of Playing it Down.

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    Farah sighed. “This sounds… this sounds pretty implausible, but it also sounds like exactly the sort of thing Patrick believed in.”

    Both of them gawked at her. Even Dirk seemed surprised that anyone believed in his flighty life philosophy.

    “What? What do you mean?”

    “Patrick was obsessed with the force. He said he was part of an organization that took special interest in people who exhibited force-like abilities, so they could be studied. Force abilities hadn’t been displayed in anyone born in the past hundred years outside of the organization, and that fascinated him. Even after he left and became part of the resistance, the concept of the force enthralled him.”

    Todd was about to reply to what Farah had said when he saw the expression on Dirk’s face– he was pale, much paler than usual, and he looked drawn into himself like he’d just remembered something important and terrifying. The expression scared him.

    a Star Wars AU will a little less force and a little more mystery than originally intended.

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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    Dirk doesn't want to go to school and he has both a list of reasons and a viable alternative.

    This goes with Being A Brother Is Hard As Hell! However, if you just want to read a short fic of D and Bro being good brothers to a frustrated eleven-year-old, this should stand alone just fine.

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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

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    He wore clothes he knew annoyed the Heir, interrupted meetings when he should've been busy, leaned in close before crunching the shells of sea-fish just to grate on the younger troll's ears.

     More and more, Jeanne was certain he could never kill the Stringer, and the troll could never kill him.

     It was time for a bold move, a show of faith.

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    Todd wakes up to find that Dirk has left the bed, and he finds him singing a lullaby in Romanian to the Shark-Cat out in the living room.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    Nepeta Leijon recovers on an Earth C, grieving one Equius Zahhak and moving on.

    (Tags will be updated. Meowrails isn't looked upon favorably, red teraranep later on and pale kannep as well. possibly black arafef, depends on pacing.)

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to be able to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned.

    Please check the tags before you read.

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    Conversations from the Alpha Kids' void session. Four teens (and one pair of sentient shades) trying and failing to figure out what the hell to do with the game and with each other, fucking up time and time again in a session that's going nowhere.

    Features time-travel memo shenanigans, death-defying dadhunts, extremely awkward movie nights, Erisolsprite's endless suffering, and the Mohs Scale of Dude Hardness. Not necessarily in that order.

    Adapted from a draft written in mid-2014. Originally intended as a Dirk/Jake relationship study, and while that's still definitely the main focus, it pulls in Jane and Roxy as well from Chapter 4 onwards. I love 'em (and the Alpha Kid dynamics) too much to leave 'em out.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Eridan is merfolk, but able to walk on land disguised as a human. Roxy is the only human who knows his secret.
    Dirk is a vampire, living among humanity in secret. Only a select few humans know, Roxy being one of them.

    Eridan is really starting to feel attracted to that blond human friend of Roxy's with the spiky shades.
    Dirk is becoming unable to deny his attraction to Roxy's nerdy human friend with the freckles and glasses.

    Dating could be risky, but if they act human enough, maybe the other won't notice?

    Roxy needs some popcorn.

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    2/?
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    Eridan is ready to see people again. Dirk would rather have him to himself.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
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    34
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    4
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