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    James is a shapeshifter in a world of hate. Abused and raped by his father, James has a tough demeanor and a major problem in his private school. James was in a car accident and lost his voice. Join him in his battle to be normal while the Vampire Kid, Strider, stalks away any chance of normalcy.
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    Dave Strider and his family are the Royal Vampire Bloodline. After his mother died, Dave and his siblings have hid in the shadows for a hundred years. It's when he and his siblings join a new high school that Dave feels his cold heart beat again. Will this silent boy love him?
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    Slenderman and his brothers control a very elite school of gifted vampires, werewolves, and shapeshifters. (Due to their vast knowledge of the planet's history and because no one wants to be stalked to death.) They also teach the students with their other Creepypasta friends in their area. Other Creeps govern other schools and so on. So when Slenderman sees a potential student or two joining their ranks, even he gets a little creeped out.
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    I hope you all enjoy this Dramatic Adventure Thriller in all the right AND wrong places XD Stay tuned and thanks for reading!

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    You live your life with a sickening sense of deja vu.

    (you remember him, barely.

    if you hadn't loved him before,

    you certainly do now.)

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    "are you cool with writing dirk+alpha dave omo 0: ? maybe theyre on a road trip or smth. and dirk is bladder shy and then oh no its too late (or smth)"

    Also sorry for the cliche title. Not sorry for the cliche story though.

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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    smol piece based on an au i did/am doing with a friend of mine where bro's a robot who kind of lost his mind and wants to kill every and all sentient creature starting with all trolls and humans on earth

    he runs into alpha dave (who goes by dominic) and after some shit that's not mentioned in this piece comes back to him

    it's great and i might make it into a bigger piece

    if i do make it into a bigger piece oops just spoiled a bigass thing lmao

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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    You were minding your own business outside the Cinema off to the side away from the sunlight, it was super bright and even with your hella shades, it was fucking with your eyes. When this kid, this "New guy" at your school stalks up to you. You have no fucking clue who this dude is, so frankly you don't give a shit and just lower your head. Turns out he gives a shit that you don't give a shit and now you're chilling with pickled dildos, and Roxy is nowhere to be found.

    You're 16, going on 17, and to be honest.

    You're at the bottom of the food chain.

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    Rose Lalonde prepares to meet the man whose life she's about to inadvertedly ruin.

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    Alpha Dave is on location when he over works himself and falls ill. Luckily, Rose is never one to neglect those she cares for. Shippy if you squint. ; )

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    Dave is only seventeen when his parents die and he's left with a very unique four-year-old little brother to raise on his own. He's burning through savings, and any of his future dreams need to be put on hold so he can focus on making sure his only family isn't taken away.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    kills my childreng

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    "You mentally write up a pop quiz for Rose McMystery herself.
    Question 1: Why are you sending me to BCCorp Maryland?
    Question 2: Don't you live in Treesville?
    Question 3: What the actual fuck is going on, really?
    Question 4: Do you really expect me to hack the security of the biggest corporation in the world? "

    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    1994: The Betty Crocker conglomerate invites Dr. Jade English, celebrated astrophysicist and CEO of Skaianet Technologies, to teach one year of classes at their first foray into private education, Marjorie Husted University in Houston, Texas.

    Jade says yes.

    Contains violence against robots, too many background characters, Rose Lalonde on a Big Dog motorcycle, and the unspoken promise between a war-maker and those who would soldier on.

    NOW IN PODFIC FORM!

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    Temporally-entangled quasi-guardians fight a losing war for a dead woman long after the Earth has lost any pretense of significance.

    It doesn't dissuade them in the slightest.

    (Expect violence and maybe some Rose/Dave down the line)

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