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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    You were minding your own business outside the Cinema off to the side away from the sunlight, it was super bright and even with your hella shades, it was fucking with your eyes. When this kid, this "New guy" at your school stalks up to you. You have no fucking clue who this dude is, so frankly you don't give a shit and just lower your head. Turns out he gives a shit that you don't give a shit and now you're chilling with pickled dildos, and Roxy is nowhere to be found.

    You're 16, going on 17, and to be honest.

    You're at the bottom of the food chain.

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    4/?
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    TG: so you two are telling me my two best bros are so kinky
    TG: that one of them is going to go fuck the actual number two
    TA: eheheh
    TG: and the other wants to get his dick up in my step brothers shades business
    CG: IT SOUNDS WEIRD WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT.
    TG: i need to reevaluate my life

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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    14/?
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    Dirk takes a good look at himself and has a breakdown, Dave, for once, is there to help.

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    1/1
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    Título alternativo: ...En el cual Roxy está enamorada de Dirk desde que son niños pero él solo tiene ojos para Jake (cuando lo conoce) aunque ella se niega a abandonarle incluso cuando él sólo la necesita para ser su paño de lágrimas.

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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    Jake English has been hunting demons since he was a child, but he's never dealt with a demon like Dirk Strider.Dirk Strider has been avoiding humans since his older brother died, but he's taken a liking to a certain persistent hunter.For a year, Jake has done his best to track the Strider down, but he can never seem to pinpoint his location during the daytime. It's become infuriating, so Jake has to take what he's given and hunt Dirk in his element- at night. And for a year he's managed to merely run in place, as none of their scraps ever lead toward one of their victories. That is, until Jake makes the dire mistake of underestimating his enemy, and finds himself trapped; unarmed and exhausted with nothing but a charm at his disposal.John Egbert has been planning a trip to surprise his cousin Jake a few days before his birthday, and finds the dueling pair just in time.With a high class demon after Jake, John convinces him to let him stay for the winter, reasoning that two hunters are better than one, but with Dirk's mind set solely on catching Jake, protecting his older cousin is going to be harder than John had thought. And When an old enemy comes into the picture, things get even more complicated for Jake and his family

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    Bro gets called away for something and leaves the two boys in D’s loving care, for better or for worse. D learns that it’s not easy to be Bro, no matter what it looks like.

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    I take Alpha Stridercest requests on my writing blog

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    Dirk's boyfriend has just died two months ago in a brutal car crash, and the aftermath is making Strider lose his apathetic mask. The fact is that he's also broken both his shoulders, and he has to go to physical therapy for three months more. Not at all helping the situation is the unbelievably hot personal trainer assigned to him, who constantly pokes fun at him and flirts. Dirk is quite obviously thrown for a loop by this guy, and something begins to form between them.

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    Chapters:
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    Crows are oddly attracted to Dave, you think watching him interact with his companions. A crow sits on his shoulder patiently waiting for him to feed it. It's moments like these that Dave seems to be the most at peace. You've asked Dirk about it, but he just mumbles something about 'sprites' before returning to his room. Dave won't tell you anything, in fact, he won't even get near you.

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    6/?
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    Tavros is feeling under the weather/shitty.

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    The Strider family had always had a major history of depression, Dirk happened to start a new page in that book by suffering 8 long years of Anorexia Nervosa. Dave picks up the 'diet' from his brother but turns out WAY worse than Dirk, developing Bulimia Nervosa. On the other hand John knows EXACTLY what is going on with Dave but wont tell Dirk or the twins brothers. Karkat is just as depressed and going through an abusive relationship which drives him crazy. Jake's a crazy asshole that uses Dave at his most vulnerable point to fuel his sex addiction. Roxy cant stop drinking so Rose sends her to rehab. Bro's a heroin addict and D cant kick his horrible drinking habits. John's got his own addictions that he's hiding from everyone and Dave cant stop cutting.

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    3,093
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    3
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    Nightclubs aren't very safe in the longrun, but when you're playing DJ and you have a hot twink for a brother, things can only get messy...

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    4/?
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    A place to dump all the universe information crap on you. And possibly some other stuff too.

    First Chap: Stories, written, ongoing, and planned.
    Second Chap: Mage of Hope inspiration, moved from The Choice.
    Third Chap: Alpha Guardian Names

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    The Alpha Kids grow up in a Non-SBURB AU alongside each other in Houston, Texas, learning about themselves and what it's like to grow up.

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    9,384
    Chapters:
    7/?
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