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    Crows are oddly attracted to Dave, you think watching him interact with his companions. A crow sits on his shoulder patiently waiting for him to feed it. It's moments like these that Dave seems to be the most at peace. You've asked Dirk about it, but he just mumbles something about 'sprites' before returning to his room. Dave won't tell you anything, in fact, he won't even get near you.

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    "Derek... Derek, oh my god, it's a boy."

     

     

    Bro's POV.

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    Jake finds alcohol and photos. He calls Dirk, they talk about him and his eyes. Love ensues

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    Dirk Strider is a roboticist for the SBURB Corporation. This entitles him to several privileges, including a personal bodyguard in the event that his life is endangered. Not that he needs one. But as long as that bodyguard is Jake English, Dirk isn't complaining.

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    Dallas 'D' Strider has had a pretty shitty post-film slump, and he goes out to try fill the void in his shitty heart. In comes Ambrose, the intriguing DJ. Shit went down.

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    Roxy Lalonde is pregnant with Dirk Strider's babies. Dirk is dating Jake English. Jake is jealous of Dirk's relationship with Roxy. Is this triangle headed for a doomed timeline, or an epic story of love, sex and atypical family dynamics? Featuring Baby Dave and Rose.

    Check out my writing playlist at:
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL55sMClVn94UuEzZYVMYWOADC2ENAorkL

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    Takes place after the fanfiction "Nicotine" and the side fanfiction (that isn't directly apart of the timeline), "Teeth".

    Dirk Strider has defied the high powers that have sought out to end his life. They kidnapped him, burnt him, threw him in prison, took away everything he loved, and then did it all over again until there wasn't an inch of him that they didn't shatter. After escaping the wrongful imprisonment for the murder of Nathanial Morris, he is now finally... a free man.

    But who knew free would be so problematic. Though he survived, he's still trying to put his life back together and he only knows how by pushing the people he loves away now he won't drag them down with him. He's utterly convinced himself that he's better off alone, away from the war he knows that is soon coming, and unwilling to cause anymore anguish that he's sure will come in his wake. The nightmares keep coming though, and he's forced to pay a visit to the woman known as the Handmaiden to find out where his destiny truly lies. In this reality to die as a coward, or the Game's to die as a hero.

    Read the third and possibly final installment of the "Burn My Lungs & Curse My Eyes" series.

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    David runs into his crush at a party.

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    Dave messes up and sends Karkat to the wrong timeline, but the adult movie director version of Dave has a way to solve the problem.

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    yeah i occasionally like to write some fetishy things for my own amusement so. here's a bunch of them all grouped together.

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    Davis knew what his life would be like, he knew everything was a matter of soft and hard. Diesel is hard, where he is soft.
    (Unrelated Bro/Bro guardiancest raising Dirk and Dave)

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    Dirk Strider, the bastard son of the royal commander, is dragged off to his father's castle after his relationship with Jake English is uncovered.

    A medieval soap opera with politics.

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    The kingdom is in ruins, its champion murdered by the only one he couldn't harm...
    Fire has engulfed everything, and a Seer is forced to watch her brother fight an empty battle...

    The streets run red with the blood a of lover's betrayal, and a General is consumed by regret...

    His blood is blue, and everything stops for just a second. The Knight has failed his Heir.

    All Is lost.

    Or Is It...?

    What would you give to have a second chance...?

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    Every chapter has an ending. Every beginning a new chapter. But eventually stories end. And sometimes, what comes after, isn't always what they call a "Happy Ending."

    Feel free to request characters.

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    Panic floods through you when you hear the 'click' of the door opening, your heart racing at seemingly a million miles a minute, because you know for sure that whoever it is is going to think you are absolutely insane for what you're doing right now. Who in their right mind does this, anyway? This is mental. Mental! Absolutely, positively mental.

    And you almost missed the sound of a small juice box hitting the floor with a quiet 'thud' over the sound of your brother's confused, "What."

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    I will not ask you where you came from


     

    I will not ask you, neither should you


     

    Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips


     

    We should just kiss like real people do

    In which 137-year-old demon Broderick Strider exacts revenge on a clan of demon hunters that had wronged him and his kin all those years ago. Within their ranks, however, he finds himself unable to detach his thoughts from one particular little brat with permanent bedhead who makes him feel surprisingly human again.
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    With the lack of supply and population of humanity, all it's resources are put in and depended on one and possibly the last generation of human children. They are tested for their knowledge and their strength, agility and creativity.

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    What would you give to be with someone you loved? Dirk Strider is willing to lay down anything in this AU for even a ghost of a chance for the one he's fallen so hard for. But how can death do them apart of one of them is already dead? As the story goes on, so do the limits of what he's willing to do.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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