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    Dave Strider is an artist.
    Karkat Vantas is a writer.
    After Karkat hires Dave to create art for a story he's writing, all shit goes to hell.

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    “Vanilla? What the fuck, man, I'm not vanilla," you protest almost instantly, petulant, and just scowl at the shit-eating grin that's currently taking up practically half of your boyfriend's face. "I'm the least goddamn vanilla person you know, wipe that look off your face, you jackass. I'm as vanilla as goddamn chocolate ice cream, you hear that?"

    "In denial too, apparently." And he has the gall to shake his head mournfully, like this is an actual serious discussion and not some kind of slanderous campaign against your good reputation and honorable name. "Ya ain't the one calling the sex perfectly adequate, though, which it is. Ain't no reason to take such offense to it, broski. Adequate is fine."

    (In which they fuck, and David tops for the first time in a while. Bro not-so-secretly loves it.)

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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

    --

    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you can't even hold your Bro's hand to cross the street without having a breakdown. Your best friend wants nothing more than to wrap you up in a hug without you immediately squirming out of his grasp. Your teachers and classmates have seen you cry on more than one occasion because your chair won't stop squeaking every time you move. You have come to the conclusion that sensory overload is a real overbearing bitch sometimes.

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    Dirk grows obsessed with the star known as Dave Strider. He's seen all the movies, read all the comics, and watched every interview- anything that his absent brother was involved in captivated him. So, when he finds a strange article calling Dave out for "Scandalous Sextapes", he has to read it and satisfy his curiosity. But curiosity killed the metaphorical cat, and there's no turning back from what he finds.

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    Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.

    Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.

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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    He’s watching you intently when you look up from the phone, all careful and blank but you’ve seen enough faces you can professionally make or break to spot the nervous hope hiding in there. Fortunately for this guy’s face, you are going to make him. You are going to make him so fucking hard.

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    In a universe where just about everyone sees in black and white until first contact with their Soul Mate, Dirk Strider doesn't really understand when he walks into someone and they ask him if he sees the colours. Striders have always seen in colour. Of course, that doesn't mean he can ignore how hot the male feels when they touch.

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    Quiet, like you could deny even saying it, you tell him that you’re proud. You say the name you picked for him, all those years ago, when Rose first mentioned the entire kid thing. The name that had felt just about right with the thought of him, shitty cliché as it may be.

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    John's got nothing in his hands, nothing up his sleeve.

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    Dating a multi-billionaire director is hard. Being pregnant with a multi-billionaire director’s kid is harder. Missing your multi-billionaire director while being pregnant with his kid is probably not the situation you wished to be in, but here you are.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and no one told you life was gonna be this gay.

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    "Forgetting is good for the brain: deleting unnecessary information helps the nervous system retain its plasticity
    Meeting Roxy Lalonde was like meeting a storm.
    Well.
    If you knew how to appreciate a storm that is."

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    Roxy and Dirk are foster kids. And then, they're not.

    A story about childhood trauma and the long, long road of recovery.

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    Summer Camp is the last place 11-year-old Dirk Strider wants to be. He plans to grin and bear it, though--by keeping his mouth shut and his head down and not giving anyone a reason to pick on him.

    The giddy, green eyed kid he's sharing a cabin with, however--doesn't seem to care about any of that. Dirk quickly learns why young Jake English doesn't have time to.

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    there's an aching in your body
    and it's been there for a while
    and oh child you are so hungry
    that you don't know how to smile.

     

    In which Dirk is sure that if his ego were as big as his penchant for self-immolation, he would split this town at the seams.

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    Alpha Dave and Alpha Rose summon a demon, fight an Empress, and have a three way. (told in 3 illustrations and 2 sketches)

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    Four AM is just the best time for everything, isn't it? Melodramatic self-reflection, sudden busts of creativity, and contemplation upon your very brotherly hyperfixation all seem quite at home in the witching hour.

    In retrospect, it might not be the best idea to do the majority of your soul-searching whilst in a sleep-deprived fugue state.

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    In Which Two Intolerable Assholes Learn To Tolerate Each Other, Through The Power Of Love Or Some Other Bullshit.

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