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    [Superhero/Villain AU - DirkJake]

    The Prince of Heart had a mission: kill the Page of Hope, avenge the Knight.

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    Dirk Strider knew what his job entailed, and he was okay with it, until of course he found out the true identity of his target.

    He didn't think it was fair, but he knew nothing was fair in love and war.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    Sometimes, when he feels like his skin is plastic and his marrow is coolant and his eyes are marbles, he sleeps in Dave’s bed.

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    Dear Roxy,

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    Probably a one-shot, this is a sequence I imagined set some time after the other pieces in this series. There's a couple other things like this I'll likely post later, too.

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    After saving Dirk, Dave goes back to the apartment to enjoy some peace and quiet, but Rose has a proposition for him, one that ends up giving them all more than they bargained for...

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    For one reason or another, some scenes have been cut from Paper Knives. These are the scenes that I feel are good enough to post on their own. They aren't canon to the main story, but I hope you'll enjoy them nonetheless!

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    the day she found you - sitting on a beach two months ago, sipping apple juice out of a plastic souvenir martini glass - was, objectively, the most important day of your life.

    you have (not) regretted it ever since.

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    She's always known that one day, before her very eyes, the remnants of a shattered Earth would turn to dust between the painted nails of an extraterrestrial fish being from galaxies away.

    Fear affects the strongest of us, and Rose Lalonde is no stranger to it.

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    Alpha Dave and (Alpha) Karkat are part of a ragtag group of Libertarian rebels living in an Orwellian Totalitarian Communist dystopia, where your place in society is determined based on your position on the hemospectrum. Humans and Mutant trolls are at the bottom. Dave is popular for his speeches and teachings of Libertarian values, and Karkat is the face of the rebellion, being a descendant of the Sufferer.

    In this AU, HIC controls earth. She repopulated trollkind as to have someone to rule over and also to help her keep power. Humans are considered socially inferior, and are kept in squalor (as with mutant trolls) to prevent a rebellion. HIC is engaged in multiple interstellar wars and is trying to control more planets. This takes place around Dirk and Roxy's timeline in canon, except that Dirk and Roxy don't exist yet.

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    BREAKING NEWS: TEEN FLEES PSYCHOPATHS

    After four years imprisonment, John Egbert, 17, has escaped his serial killer kidnappers. Taken from his bed April 13, 2012, Egbert has been at the mercy of two brothers, Dirk and Dave Strider, now ages 34 and 17, in a deserted hotel on the outskirts of a small Texas town.

    As of now Egbert stands as the lone survivor of the mass murders. However, the young man’s mental health is put into question on how useful he will be to the prosecution as several sources suggest Stockholm Syndrome is at hand.

    See below for pictures of Egbert and Striders.

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    A young Dirk Strider was raised alone by his single older brother (and Hollywood Superstar Director) Dave for his whole life. Then, just before his tenth birthday, Bro brought someone home for the first time. Dirk, Dave, and John will have some adjusting to do in this new life, but with each other to rely on, they're sure they can face anything--even Her Imperious Condescension. A story of love, friendship, and overcoming the seemingly impossible.

    Those are some interesting tags for such a tender sounding story. Perhaps they should probably be heeded.

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    Fast forward 4 years. Dirk's starting high school, but it's not all smooth sailing. Something as simple as being sent to detention shouldn't be this big of a deal...

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    Echo's of the words someone once told me.

    (Dirk's POV)

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    Everyone is happy, everyone is alive.

    Apart from the Elder Striders. Although, when the Daves's Bro appears, Dirk is out for blood.

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    Everybody came back after Sburb. Including the elder Striders.

    In other news. Hal needs a body and the Daves act like twins.

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    Future Dave went back in time to save his best bro from getting killed by his denizen. He couldn’t believe he missed the fucker, after he overheard that John called him a feathery douche. Davesprite spent months in a doomed timeline missing his best bro friend to come back to this. Davesprite can’t believe this.

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