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    In a world where Surgeries, both internal and external, are the latest fashion statement, Jane Crocker, heiress and living advertisement of the most powerful company on earth is living the high life.

    Meanwhile, Dirk Strider is caring for his best friend, Roxy Lalonde who suffers from a life-threatening illness. He knows he can't save her life without the threat of going into debt and risking repossession. Jake English thinks he might have a solution.

    Repo! The Genetic Opera AU featuring the alpha kids.

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    House Crocker comes out of nowhere with a request for the grief- and guilt-stricken Sollux Captor, his brother Mituna Captor, and Damara and Aradia Megido. They are in no way prepared for what they find beyond the furthest reaches of civilization, with deadly consequences.

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    For two long years, Bro Strider had believed he was losing his mind when he started having dreams of a blonde haired, red eyed boy. Between this dreams and the feeling that he was forgetting something, is Bro really losing his mind? Or is it something else? Who is this blonde boy that Bro had been seeing? What is their connection? You know and I know. But will Bro ever figure it out? And if he does, what will he do?

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    Dirk is forced by Roxy and Dave to get a caretaker for himself. Dirk wants to live on his own, live his own life, and make his own decisions. Jake appears for the interview, maybe everyone can get what they want.

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    Dating a multi-billionaire director is hard. Being pregnant with a multi-billionaire director’s kid is harder. Missing your multi-billionaire director while being pregnant with his kid is probably not the situation you wished to be in, but here you are.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and no one told you life was gonna be this gay.

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    New Years (pt. 1) -- You don't think you'll ever understand why David feels such the intense need to cook and bake something so very extravagant for dinner every year on December 31st.

    Valentine's Day -- GT: So what do you say right ol pal? Mind flying me to the moon?

    St. Patrick's Day -- This much green might be a little much. You will definitely have to talk to David about this. He has a holiday problem, you think.

    Easter -- Yet to be finished.

    Father's Day -- Yet to be finished.

    Independence Day/Fourth of July -- Yet to be finished.

    Halloween -- Yet to be finished.

    Thanksgiving -- Yet to be finished.

    Christmas -- Yet to be finished.

    Birthday -- Yet to be finished.

    New Years (pt. 2) -- Yet to be finished.

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    Dave Strider wrote the book on irony. Literally. Well, not a book, but a peer-reviewed academic paper with over 200 footnotes. Billionaire, movie producer, and now bonafide scholar. Oh, and primary financier and ironicist of the North American resistance to the Baroness of Crockercorp. It's 2006 and the sea levels are rising too fast, the food is full of "vitamins" that make you passive, and information is disappearing from the internet at the Baroness's whim. Dave joined the resistance long before his breakout movie success with SBaHJ; Rose's visions left no doubt that the two of them would be on the frontlines of the fight to save the world. He just hadn't expected Rose to ask him to house one of their fellow freedom fighters for a while, or for him to have *such* a nice ass. Yeah, he wrote the book on irony, so he knows exactly where this is going.

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    Dirk drops the one bomb Bro doesn't want to hear and Alpha Dave gives sage advice while acting like an overgrown house cat.

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    In a world where humans are haunted by terrible nightmares whenever they try to sleep, their only solace is Dream eaters. These immortal beings bind themselves to a human and ensure that the human can sleep soundly, while the dream eater receives a free meal in the form of nightmares. Dreameaters will usually possess a feature that marks them as different, though all retain a slight glow and have galaxies upon their cheeks and various other body parts.
    There is nothing complex about the Choosing process for Dreameaters, as they simply get given a file and are from that moment 'bound' to their human. Usually they accept this, and simply wait for their human to die within the next couple centuries. It's a relatively low amount of time for an immortal being after all.

    So why has David never kept a dream eater longer than a week?

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    stories from after the fall.

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    Do meows count as a quality addition to healthy couple communication?

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

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    Jake English is a shepherd living a solitary life atop his mountain. He lives a humble lifestyle and has few things to worry about other than his bones creak a little more than they used to. When his sheep, his only livelihood, start disappearing, Jake makes an offer to a god out of desperation. After that, his simple life gets a lot more complicated.

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    David is less than pleased when he catches Bro indulging in some high-risk masturbation. His solution: take matters into his own hands. Ten years of great sex ensue, after which younger brother Dirk catches wind and demands to be included in the fun. Meanwhile, Dave is dealing with his own intrusive fantasies. Which of course, he could never act on...

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    The game is over and everybody has been reborn. Some have retained memories of their past lives. Some have not. Some have retained quirks. Some have not. Some have retained flushed feelings. Some have not. Some have retained black feelings. Some have not. Some have retained habits. Some have not. But everyone is back together in some way or another and everybody has a role to play in this new game called Life. But is there something bigger going on? Who's calling the shots? Will everybody get out alive? Or was this some big trap facilitated by Doc Scratch to end everybody once and for all?

    The game is over. Things are finished right? Complete? Everyone is human. There’s no need to worry about Her Imperial Condescension anymore. Right? But when a new college/psych ward opens up named Skaia, things start to look fishy. [No pun intended]

    Follow the post-scratch and pre-scratch crew as the attend the Skaia facilities whether it be for the psych ward, the college, or both.

    When things come down to the quick, will there be an all out war? And what of Doc Scratch and Lord English?

    NO! IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN! WE WONT LET IT!

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    Rose Lalonde published her book seventeen days ago. She receives a message from a woman calling herself Jade, asking to meet in New York. Against her better judgement, Rose agrees. Or: Rose, Dave, and Jade meet for the first time. The revolution is under way.

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    In which Rose pesters Dave, and they both struggle to do their homework.

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    After a hit and run that left Dirk Strider blind, he goes through the struggle of adjusting to his new life and trying to keep an already rocky relationship from hitting the ground.

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