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    Ricky Lalonde had no idea what a custody battle was.

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    "Sorry to do this to ya Renee, but the squirt's babysitter cancelled last second," the man said to the secretary, rather out of breath as he plopped his daughter in the chair next to Ricky. Renee didn't seem to have any response to this, so he kept going.

    "Swear to God she won't make a peep, iPad's got a full charge and her hankerin' for candy crush is impossible to satisfy. God, that bitch is gonna get a real kick out of how late I am."

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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    John Egbert is nobody. He lives on a normal farm, with his normal dad, living a normal life. Until one day…

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    The guardians find out what the kids have been up to and lay down the law.

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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    "Hey, Eridan?"

    "Sollux?"

    "I talked to the big guy today. He told me to tell you something."

    "What would that be?"

    "Come home."

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    The Sburb Company is a group of spirit seers who help them pass on in life. This is the stories.

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    Thursday: April 2, 2015

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    Wednesday: April 1, 2015

    It's April Fool's Day for these fools, you know what that means, IT'S JANE AND JOHN'S DAY!

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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that you're a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, they just moved in and you don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    Jake se muda a Estados Unidos, donde conoce a Jane y a Roxy. Y a Dirk. [AU DirkJake Longfic] donde son adolescentes tontos que se van enamorando mientras van viviendo un montón de sucesos cotidianos, dramas familiares y sentimientos nuevos. Primicia, también tenemos el peor summary de toda la página. ¡Hurra!

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    I finally found out about Roxy's friendship with Dirk. I can't stand him.

    I guess I'm only a people person when it comes to her.

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    Dirk Strider and Jake English were regular roommates until an unexpected conflict at work and a terrible act of revenge from a certain family member...

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    A game can glitch. It's normal, in some cases. But when a game brings back the dead, you know something's not right. Sgrub - the game that ruined the trolls' lives. After they escaped to a meteor in the Veil, Alternia exploded. Gone. Completely obliterated. Then - their ancestors appeared. Flickering like holograms before finally becoming solid. They were dead, of course - those glowing white eyes gave it away. Except the Condesce. Now, the trolls and their ancestors are hurtling through space at an ungodly speed.
    CRASH.
    They created the humans. Now they have to get to know them.
    And another glitch? The way the traveled through space, the went through a time rift.
    Welcome to medieval Earth.

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    Incredibly indulgent OTP ficlet. A sort of AU of the Game Over timeline, where Hal/AR was prototyped with brobot instead of Equius and Dirk learns to love himself.

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    Dave creates a plan to erase this crush he has on his best friend. Little did he know that is would work just as well as a chocolate frog in an oven.

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