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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Being the prince is difficult enough without having a crush on some loser island-boy. After all, what would people think if you were to be with him? Every prince needs a princess, not another goddamn prince, right? That's what everyone thinks.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Dave and Karkat in college. Yeah. Stuff happens.

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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Rufioh and Tavros transfer to Skaia High after they go through a traumatic experience with a reckless driver. Luckily, they have the help of their family friends, the Megidos, whom they know from home school and/or roleplaying experiences in elementary school.

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    15 year old Karkat Vantas never got along with his older brother, Kankri. Or his parents. Or anyone, really. But when his brother falls into a coma, why does someone familiar start pestering him? And what are these strange memories that keep popping into his head?

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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Dirk might have been looking for a companion, but what he ended up with wasn't really what he expected. A cherub found in the shadiest parts of a trades show market emptied his wallet and found itself into his home... and his heart? But how will he cope with the two in one deal he has the misfortune of receiving?

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    Basically Dirk gets Dave to wear frilly pink underwear and things go down from there

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    Latula is the raddest kid in school without not a care in the world. Or so it seems to everyone else. An odd friendship is formed between Latula and history teacher Dirk when she catches him with the gym teacher and attempts to blackmail him, only for it to get blown back in her face. As the two get to know more about each other, their relationship gets dicey and maybe just slightly illegal.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    The year is 1853 and peace between supernaturals and humans has remained unbroken for well over a decade. All is calm and quiet in a peaceful little floating town and there is nothing that the great guardian cannot protect.....

    Until the day that all light disappears from the morning and the town falls into a state of eternal night. No one is quite sure as to why and all they know is that these little imp like creatures are wreaking havoc with every chance they get, and former enemies know that this is a part of something much much bigger...but what?

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    almost everybody's dead, almost, but when Dave Strider, suddenly loses everything besides his icey-eyed sister Rose Lalonde and finds himself wishing every titan dead, nothing bad can happen right? Wrong, tell that to Corporal Vantas, and his accustomed titan-loving Scout John Egbert. Oh just wait.

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    It was October when you visited New York with Dave.

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    One sweep after the Alternian-Earth war began.
    It is the wriggling day of one Karkat Vantas. The day his blood must be tested by the empire. The day his secret comes out. The day he dies.

    carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened memo "I'M SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED" on board FRUITY ASSHOLE RUMPUS FEST.
    CG:WELL.
    CG: THE THRESHECUTIONERS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
    CG: AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY AREN'T JUST HERE TO ASK FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
    CG: SO YEAH. SECRET'S OUT OF THE BAG. I'M A FUCKING BLOOD MUTANT.

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