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    no ok but im gonna come up with a better summary soon after i write more maybe but all you need to know now is that its autistic dirk + his boyfriend/caretaker jake and its just really cute and nice and fluffy ((or i dont know ~i~ think it is we'll see)) ill probably end up writing more. maybe. it depends on how you guys like it

    ((4/3/16: ok guess what its not just drabble anymore it has more of a story now also its not all that fluffy anymore its actually kinda depressing))

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    And, so, a pair of young and naive fuckwits wander ever deeper into this massive catastrophe described as "adulthood."

    This is the sequel to holy shit we have quite possibly the most fuckin ridiculous love quadrilateral on our hands. Reading the first part of this series is not necessary but HIGHLY recommended.

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    When the people you care about are in trouble would you do anything to help them? Even if it means damning yourself?

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    Karkat Vantas, 12 sweeps old, who could have become somebody who made a difference. Somebody who could have gotten rid of the whole "hemospectrum" bullshit. Somebody who could have been happy.

    How the hell did one drunk-as-fuck-highschool-party mistake ruin everything?

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    "What?! How'ves you never tried alcohol befer, Karkat?"

    "I'm only 8 and a half sweeps-"

    "What?"

    "Oh my god, John, 17 YEARS old! I want to do the responsible thing and not get drunk at a party you made me go to! I never even wanted to come here in the first goddamned place!"

    "C'mon, just a liiiiiiiittle?"

    "Vriska, if I try ONE sip, will you leave me alone?"

    "Aw, only oooooooone?"

    "Vrishka, don't pepster him into more than that. Karkat, we'll leave you alone flaster if you just do what she wants."

    "One. Only one."

    That's how many he thought he'd have.

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    Why am I writing this when i shQuld be wQrking Qn that Qther thing im writing.
    Writers blQck, that is why.
    Ive had this idea fQr a while thQugh.
    EnjQy.

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    Eridan Ampora enlisted in the United States Army, something his whole family, save for his older brother, Cronus, has done for years.
    Sollux Captor is a nobody in a small town. His older brother, Mituna, is a disabled veteran.
    Karkat Vantas is an asshole who decides to play matchmaker with a soldier and a brother of a veteran.
    Will things end out nicely for Eridan and Sollux? Or will war tear them apart?

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    An aged up Dirk Strider, teenage Jake tagging along with his cousin John at Dave's sleepovers. Some cornered sexual exchanges. It's only /slightly/ fucked up right? I mean, it's not like anyone's saying no. Right?

    A few things on the checklist are denial, teenage heartbreak, porn, and some eventual happiness.
    featuring gem moments such as:
    “Feeling it now Mr. Krabs?” you have to hold back laughter at your own shitty joke while Jake’s expression flips between heart eyes and dumb genuine grins. Fucking grown ass man quoting Spongebob during foreplay.

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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for as long as you can remember, you’ve only had one serious life goal. To find your heterochromatic match. Or, simply, your soulmate. Because once you find them, your eyes will stop being two different colors. You’ll have found your better half. And you love your soulmate, no matter who they are, so why are you developing feelings for Dave Strider? (A lot of other pairings (because soulmates), but mostly DaveKat)

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    When wooing that certain special someone, you must be sure to follow these steps. In no time at all, the ladies, gentleman, and Na’vi will be falling at your (sophisticated) feet.

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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

     

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    John Egbert is Sixteen, and finally old enough to go on his Pokémon journey! Along with his friends Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam and Karkat Vantas as well as his sister Jade, he's going to have the time of his life.
    But, he's worried that when they go their separate ways, everyone will be too busy to hang out with him!
    Luckily he meets Dave, who is cute, a massive nerd and really cool. Who John definitely doesn't have a crush on, nope not at all.

    But Dave has a secret that will rock the foundations of John's world forever.

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    "... people had seen his eyes."

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    It started with Cecilia having dreams about it all. A game of Hide & Seek as it seemed. But it was much worse. It was the day that Rosanne found a game disk of a game called "Sburb: Hide & Seek" that things started to get fishy. When these kids get stuck in a game that has happened before, better run! Or grab the popcorn. This is going to be one wild ride . . .

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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    Sollux is a kid fresh out of highschool who needs money and does super low budget porn movies for Bro Strider. Dave, not liking what Bro lets other actors do to Sollux, tries to get Sollux out of the situation.

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    John Egbert was a normal 22 year old, college student. For summer vacation he and his sister, Jade Harley, flew to Dallas, Texas to see their long time friend, Dave Strider, and his brothers. Luckily, the Zombie virus had not spread to Dallas yet, so they were quite safe for the expected two week stay with their Texan friends.

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    The kingdom of Alternia has just gotten a new Empress, who wants peace and prosperity with the humans. So a marriage is arranged between the Princes of Heart and Hope, who both have no idea who they are to be marrying. However after being encouraged to run away and have an adventure before settling down by their respective leaders, they meet each other and mischief ensues

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    It's been a few months since the death of the Black King, and Eridan has settled in to his new life with the Alpha gang. Things are going pretty nice, except that maybe the new transfer student has some concerning secrets, and that quite a few people are out to kill her, and now Team Alpha is stuck in the middle of a gang war, and there might be some outside organizations wanting to reclaim their projects. Oh, and two certain Princes might be having some issues with feelings.

    It's ok. Eridan didn't want some peace and quiet anyways.

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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

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