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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY TWO: First Time

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    John disappeared shortly after the cake was cut. Jane and Roxy flew their new mutual wife to the top of a ten-foot tiered cake to slice the inaugural piece and he was standing next to me, then as press and party-goers surged forward in a mad rush for sugar he slipped away. I felt the tail end of a cold breeze flit from the crowd and I only barely caught the direction it flew in as it disappeared. John wasn’t a subtle guy, I could tell something was off at the beginning of the ceremony. The biggest surprise was that it took him this long to escape.

    Jane, Callie, and Roxy are all getting married, and John's feeling something very specific to being gay at a wedding, and missing your father. Dirk does his best to be supportive.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    Jake has always been a man for adventure. Some adventures more graphic than others. One night, He decides to take dirk on an adventure with him.

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    Rose Lalonde is a fresh from the mill psychiatrist, with lots of potential and a need to succeed; she’s hired by Arkham Asylum, and lands the resident patient Clown Heir of Crime. Rose Hopes to cure him, and quickly, so that that the good Doctor will let her focus on helping her cousin Dirk, aka the Ventriloquist, get rehabilitated and released from Arkham for good.

    Unfortunately, The Prankster finds this all terribly funny, because he knows what Rose doesn’t, and in Gotham City, what you don't know just might kill you.

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    Jake has moved around his entire life, never settling down until now.
    He has finally found a home in the small village of Derse and some other perks await him there too

    -.....-

    I aim to update this every week-ish, Please leave any tips/ideas you have! I love to have input from readers!

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    You do not think of your brother, King of Derse, bound to the throne by stronger magics than you could ever hope to break. You do not think of yourself, tied to the throne by nothing but love, and still equally unable to leave.
    You think of your brother, who has nightmares haunted by gods. You think of your sister, with her smile and her laughter and her steel. You think of their future, away from Derse, where the stars would shine and the sun would rise in the morning.
    You wonder if your sister is a morning person, and you laugh.

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    Coach English, literally about the hottest coach that has come to this shitty highschool, catches the eye of the mathematics teacher, Mr. Strider. But this coach needs some... common sense smacked into him after school.

    A.K.A. some kinky shit.

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    Dave secretly captures Dirk and D partaking in shenanigans on the beach of both the innocent and risque sort, then gets wound up into participating in an impromptu photoshoot once he emerges from his hiding place.

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    Eighteen teenagers are setting off on a Pokémon journey. As they travel, they also deal with friendships, love, jealousy and heartbreaks, as well as an imminent cataclysm of multiversal proportions looming on the horizon. How will all this turn out? Nobody really knows. No, not even the omniscient narrator (and if you asked, she wouldn't tell you even if she knew).
    Pokémon © Nintendo, HomeStuck © Andrew Hussie

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    Dirk and Dave decide to hit up a little out of the way outdoor sex site they've visited before, and finally decide to take the proverbial center stage and put on a show for everyone instead of just staying to the side.

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    John Egbert is a flaming homosexual and has 7 boyfriends who love him and each other. This is just a daily blog sort of thing that will keep you updated on what happened today between them. Will there be smut? Will there be fluff? Who knows.

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    NSFW STIRDERCEST WEEK DAY 1: Masturbation/Mutual Masturbation

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    "TT: For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl.
    TT: Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody."

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    John is looking for the perfect gift for Vriska, whilst she struggles with what she's getting him and maybe her.

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