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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

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    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    Rolal, where did you get those duds? And ears? (illustrated)

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    hal and dirk play with piss

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you can't even hold your Bro's hand to cross the street without having a breakdown. Your best friend wants nothing more than to wrap you up in a hug without you immediately squirming out of his grasp. Your teachers and classmates have seen you cry on more than one occasion because your chair won't stop squeaking every time you move. You have come to the conclusion that sensory overload is a real overbearing bitch sometimes.

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    In which the Homestuck characters live in a alternate universe and go to school at Skaia High,home of the mighty Bullfrogs!
    I do not own Homestuck or any of these characters,they belong to Andrew Hussie!

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    Dirk grows obsessed with the star known as Dave Strider. He's seen all the movies, read all the comics, and watched every interview- anything that his absent brother was involved in captivated him. So, when he finds a strange article calling Dave out for "Scandalous Sextapes", he has to read it and satisfy his curiosity. But curiosity killed the metaphorical cat, and there's no turning back from what he finds.

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    This is the story of how Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas lived their own lopsided version of the American Dream, as told by a very, very old Dave Strider, to his grandson, Dirk.

    ((This began as a role inversion of my fic, Skid Marks, turned into some sort of strange science fiction dystopia for a few hours, and then ended up being this after about a week. I'm really not sure how it happened, but I hope you enjoy it.))

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    In which Vriska's plan to use a deck of cards to see a human boy thing goes wildly out of control when John decides to turn the attempt into a party game.

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    An AU where the alpha trolls live among humans and the game was never played.

    Beforus is destroyed, Cronus has been thoroughly traumatized, which leads to unfortunate events.

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    Dirk is trolled by someone he's unfamiliar with. In sole bullshit fashion, the trolling does not go as planned, and it comes to light that a certain session is void and null - unless he completes a tiny quest for said trollian.

    A non-canon-compliant alternate to what could have been a valiable timeline in Homestuck.

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    “Your hands are empty,” you note in a level tone, palms flat against the arms of your throne.

     

    “My hands are the offering, Your Highness,” he says with a grin, holding both out, palms up, fingers lightly curled.

     

    an off-the-cuff jam for the Strilondes discord server. in which Dirk is the somewhat reluctant god-prince of Skaia, and his subjects bring him offerings to show thanks. this time, he gets a very bold, strange offering from the alchemy master’s grandson, Jake.

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    One late night, long after distance had grown between the two, Dirk Strider shows up on Jake English's doorstep. Dirk is frantic, and something is up. He came, alone and desperate, and begged Jake to let him stay there. Will they rekindle old friendships, or will they perhaps become something more yet again? They discuss the past, but something big is staring Jake in the face: he doesn't know what exactly Dirk is hiding from.

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    in which homestuck is a television series.

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    The Gang Star in a Fresh New Comedy: In-Game Minecraft Shenanigans!

    ((For HSWriter's Prompt!)

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    Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.

    Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.

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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Open

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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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