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    Inspired by this one Tumblr post that I can't find the artist for (I'll credit them as soon as I find them, please let me now if you're aware of the drawing that I'm talking about!) Homestuck au where Karkat is a firefighter and Dave is the idiotic twink that gets stuck in a babyswing.

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    For the Sunguard Site Write challenge, once again I'm editing and posting my entries (this time from February) over March. I've got a new fandom I've embraced and a new OTP to write stuff about, so please enjoy. I will again post the finale story once it's completed and edited, closer to the end of March.
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    Once again, big thanks to all my friends and readers on tumblr, I love you.

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    ON PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

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    After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

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    It's the time again! From the 24th of March until the 1st of April, I'll be posting one story about our favorite blind justice girl: Terezi Pyrope.
    There's going to be at least one poem in this work. The rating might change.

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    John likes Dirk. Dirk likes Jake.

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    John, for the most part, has been very alone for the last 2 1/2 years. Once his father was gone, he ran.

    When he meets a strange man around his age one day, he accepts the offer he is given and goes off to meet his new best friend, his mysterious brother, the strange group of people that visits once every two months and maybe a little something else he never expected to find.

     

    WILL UPDATE WEEKLY!

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    "Nothing’s Fair in Love and War...and V8" is a hella rad tale of heroes and stupidity, narrated by everyone’s favorite pair of scalene triangles, the Auto-Responder, broadcasting live from Jane’s computer!

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    This is basically just a crack summary of "Nothing's Fair in Love and War" in celebration of the one year anniversary of the first chapter, so you may want to read that before venturing into the second level of hell...

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    Karkat is writing a novel, John wants to read it, Dave just wants to connect with his best friends again. Maybe together they'll make a good story.

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    In which Eridan and Dirk get ready for a Halloween party!

    A requested drabble based in the Feathers AU from Luneth's Feathers series!

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    Alright so I’ve done some weird shit in my life, but I’m pretty sure this takes the cake. After Jake decided to be and asshole, again, I broke up with him, again, this time for good… or at least until he got his head out of his ass because I’m a sap like that.

    But all in all that was pretty par for the course, what made this shit weird was the fact that the person who found and talked to me was one of the older trolls. You know the ones who had been dead for several millennia at least?

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

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    For Dirk Strider, today was the worst possible of days.

    It had been one of those days that started off bad and ended up growing progressively worse with each passing moment until it becomes a snowball effect, toppling from its support and rolling down and collecting everything in its wake in a catalyst of destruction. Dirk had been passed the point of salvation at 10 that morning having to wake up to a faulty alarm that made him tardy for work with no time to fix his hair or make himself even remotely presentable.

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    Broadway, off-broadway and fan songs Homestuck lyrics

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    In which the youngest princess of Derse receives a mutant blooded troll as a gift of a slave from the troll empress, he finds himself taken under her wing to be trained to be a proper retainer for her, and subsequently they engage in numerous accounts of odd, roundabout courting rituals and rather intensely intimate circumstances.

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    Broadway, off-broadway and fan songs Homestuck lyrics

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    In a world where Surgeries, both internal and external, are the latest fashion statement, Jane Crocker, heiress and living advertisement of the most powerful company on earth is living the high life.

    Meanwhile, Dirk Strider is caring for his best friend, Roxy Lalonde who suffers from a life-threatening illness. He knows he can't save her life without the threat of going into debt and risking repossession. Jake English thinks he might have a solution.

    Repo! The Genetic Opera AU featuring the alpha kids. Not a cross over.

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    How the world before and after the game effects it players and some of the time in between the best moments and the worst.

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