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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    It's a modern town and a modern world - and yet Jade is only getting involved in it now. She meets Terezi, an odd young woman with an even odder name - and despite their best efforts to lead normal lives, events spiral out of their control to the point where just carrying a gun around at night isn't going to help. But even though they face enemies beyond their understanding, they face those enemies with the not-so-quiet reassurance that they aren't alone - and not entirely helpless, either...

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    Thomas and the other Architects opened the way, and Sam and Jo were the first to emerge.

    But they weren't the only ones.

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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    He hadn’t met anyone that hot since he took that workshop in fashion photography last Summer.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    Jake is a witch!
    Dirk is a vampire!
    Thats all there is to say :P

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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    High School AU/fic based upon "Battlestuck" written by blinkocracy.

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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope.

    /No, it's Teresa Palos./

    You are a troll.

    /You are a human girl./

    You are six sweeps old, and have a fine sense of justice.

    /You are thirteen years old, and how do you have the slightest idea of what justice is?/

    You live on the wonderful planet of Alternia.

    /You're in a ward at the asylum./

    Teresa Palos (preferring to be called Terezi Pyrope) is a thirteen-year-old girl in a mental asylum centered around younger patients such as herself and her friends, Vicky Seremet (Vriska Serket) and Kieran Vantas (Karkat Vantas.)

    You and a couple of other friends enjoy LARPing a game you have made up, one where you are trolls on a different planet, a nice change from the same white walls you face every day. The game soon seems to become reality, and violence breaks out. The game seems to be taking over you, and you can't tell what's real or what's fake anymore. You have become one with the game.

    You're convinced there is an evil lurking within your group of role players, and you trust your best friend, Vicky, your fellow Scourge Sister, to help you find it. Something tells you that whatever it is, it isn't pretty.

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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Off Hiatus- Hoping to Update Regularly on Sundays Again

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    Being a successful director & model can come with a lot of pros and cons. The pros? Attention, drugs & people groveling at your feet. The cons? Attention, drugs and people groveling at your feet. You're going to be seeing Dirk in two weeks and what do you have to give him? Apologies and a drug problem? What kind of brother are you?

    Being a successful genius engineer & a pretty attractive teen who lives alone can come with a lot of pros & cons. The pros? Parties, alcohol & a lot of alone time. The cons? Parties, alcohol & a lot of alone time. You're going to be seeing Dave in two weeks and what do you have to give him? Low self-esteem & hangovers? What kind of brother are you?

    Doesn't help that either of them have had eachother on their minds every time their hands slide down their pants.

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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    What happens when someone is tasked with teaching someone about humanity? They cant. How do you explain to someone how to exist. Especially when that person is Dirk Strider who just got ditched by his brother for music school, and is still living off years old science fair reward cash. When someone who is called a robot has to teach an actual robot how to be human, nothing goes smoothly.

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    Dirk royally messes up and lands himself in jail briefly, leaving his older brother Dave to pick him up

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    A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

    Chapter 1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama!)
    Chapter 8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 9: Dirk and Jake are water and forest nymphs (Drama!)

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    (Dirk has Agoraphobia, which is classified as an anxiety towards wide, open spaces. (Airports, shopping centers, etc) Or basically panic towards not being able to be in control of a situation. It results in him never leaving his apartment, thus his only friends are internet friends. Until he meets Jake, a guy who had gotten into a bit of trouble. Inspired by the song: Agora by Bear Hands. Check em out, they’re a great band. OuO)

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