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    All my written fills for the sixth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of genre mash-ups.

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    16/?
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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

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    5,438
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    8/?
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    El intoxicante amor que siente Equius por su compañero de trabajo, lleva su vida y su persona a extremos que desería borrar de su memoria; con un amor no correspondido y relaciones que se conectan entre sí a medida que trata de olvidarle, Equius trata de salir adelante, o al menos eso espera.

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    3/?
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    Fill collection for the Friendleader of Damarac3<Horussc3<Rufioh

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    23/?
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    In which Nepeta and Roxy conspire to Make This Happen, Dirk is increasingly frustrated by the object of his black affections, and Equius has no idea what the hell is going on.

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    All my written fills for the second bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of non-English words without an exact English parallel.

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    31/31
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    78
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    All my written fills for the first bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of "Remember when....."

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    24/24
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    9
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    60
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    5
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    1258
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    Here are the short little ficlets that I did for Bonus Round 1: Memory. No betas or editors were harmed in the making of these ficlets
    Ratings and Tags will be listed on each chapter.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Life on the meteor for the trolls is always an adventure! This fic explores the trolls life on the meteor and all the things that probably happened except with a little twist (the major character death is Gamzee) The first three relationships listed are red, the next one black, and all the ones left are pale.

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    2/?
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    10
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    1
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    After Sburb, a new world was created, where humans were the dominant species, and trolls are less numerous, leading to them being subjugated and kept as pets by the elite. Dirk Strider, intern roboticist, discovers a troll in a tank at his new job at Crockercorp, and sets events in motion that will reshape the world for all trolls, forever.

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    13/?
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    64
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    Weeks after the events of In Name, a crisis leads to a change of focus for the Human Rights Initiative and disconcerting discoveries are made as to the nature of humanity on Beforus. In the past, Dirk helps coordinate his own human-napping.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    27
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    GT: Oh for flips sake get over it you scoundrel!
    TT: Thanks, I hadn't even considered that.
    GT: Sarcasm?
    TT: You betcha.

    --

    Jake can only do friends; Dirk doesn't want friends. Roxy loves indiscriminately; Dirk's has turned into obsession. Jade likes peering into the mechanisms; Dirk wants to reverse-engineer perfection. Princes destroy their aspects, but the only heart Dirk has broken is his own.

    --

    3 8trax for the price of 1!
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    • Part 4 of 2x2
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    You definitely want to encourage Equius, among other verbs. This stupid gift exchange is just forcing your hand, when you wanted more time to get to know him, figure out who he is when he's not being completely suborned by your worst successful project to date. You don't know enough of his buttons yet to be sure you're pushing the right ones.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Seventeen horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    604
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    “Take a guess as to why I decided to show up here at your place at a generally late hour, dressed haphazardly as a pizza delivery boy, to bring you an artfully crafted and edible internet pornography prop and ask you to share it with me beneath the glow of my asshole autoresponder. I’ll give you three tries.”

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    CA: you knoww i livve wwith my hatchmate right
    CA: cronus
    CG: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO DENY ANY AND ALL MEMORY OF CRONUS, I KEEP FUCKING REMEMBERING. WHAT ABOUT HIM?
    CG: OH.
    CG: OH, SHIT.
    CG: ERIDAN.
    CG: DID CRONUS BRING HOME A FUCKING BABY?

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    282
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    Equius agrees to indulge in a peculiar fetish of Dirk's.

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    2
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    The robot shorts out, smoke billowing from its engine. You growl in frustration, manually shutting it off despite the sparks. You fist your fingers in your hair, gritting your teeth. He comes up behind you and points to a line of code that looks slightly different from the others. "Is that supposed to be like that?" He asks innocently, twirling the violet streak in his hair. You stare incredulously at him, frozen with the revelation. He grins and sashays back to his perch on the table with that particular walk of his, swinging his hips in a very distracting manner. You turn back to the code and find that the lines have been wrong the whole time. You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh, debating on whether to start all over or go back and fix wherever the code deviated.

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    Alternate Title: In Which Dirk And Equius Both Run For Student Council President While Carrying On A Secret Friendship That May In Fact Be a Romance But Equius Doesn't Want To Tell His Dad And No One Seems To Know About It. Featuring One Prankster's Gambit, A STRONG Moirallegiance, Dirk Strider Impromptu Friend Fiction, and Totally Not Ironic Shipping Bracelets.

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    3,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    380
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    Your name is Dirk Strider and your heart is a mess.

    It's been a few months since you broke up with Jake and it's still pretty much every day that you tell yourself it was a mistake. Jane's worried about you, tells you that you need to focus on something else. You know Jake broke her heart nearly as badly but neither of you can really stay mad at him. He's just so clueless. So, to try and counter your brain's inability to put this past you, you delve into your hobbies a little more thoroughly.

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    2,813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    977

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