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    The Hipster Bride
    K. Vantas’s Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure
    With Help From the Awesome D. Strider

     

    In which Karkat wishes he were part of one of his favorite movies, and Dave helps him make it happen.

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    After the events of In The Family, Dirk continues to make and execute plans. Some of them go well. Some of them end up in court.

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    El intoxicante amor que siente Equius por su compañero de trabajo, lleva su vida y su persona a extremos que desería borrar de su memoria; con un amor no correspondido y relaciones que se conectan entre sí a medida que trata de olvidarle, Equius trata de salir adelante, o al menos eso espera.

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    Dirk finds out about one of Equius' little secrets and decides to capitalize on it. It doesn't go quite according to plan at first, but it'll work itself out.

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    I did a self challenge, writing a drabble for each letter of the alphabet, and posted it on Tumblr. This is a beta'd and slightly cleaned up reposting of those drabbles. Short, fast, and bite sized.
    Tags updated as I add chapters, and comments are always appreciated.

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    Federal paw provides severe civil and criminal penile ties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibitionist of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video dicks. criminal copyright infuringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a MA%imum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 feline. Yes. Do it.

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    Six years ago the final battle came to a close, leaving human and troll alike stranded on a new and foreign version of Earth. Left with nothing but the mundane proceedings of everyday life, they banded together and picked up the pieces. Now in their senior year of college, Equius and Dirk are trudging through their finals and looking forward to winter break. While each is trying to make Christmas special, Equius has a surprise far greater than his boyfriend expects.

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    Just what it says on the tin tbh

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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

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    Sleep Paralysis - Feeling between wakefulness and sleep, accompanied by hallucinations and an inability to move. It's just kinda hard to sleep with splinters haunting his dreams.

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    Dirk finds some hard drives with some of his and Roxy's favorite cartoons

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    Edited by the absolutely wonderful (deals with all my shit) Aelfrey.
    Apart of the 'Burn My Lungs & Curse My Eyes' series but not directly apart of the story line. If you would like to imagine this took place, then you may. If not, you can just picture this as another doomed timeline... ;)

    Evert (Equius Zahhak) has an issue with Nadine (Nepeta Leijon) that he thinks that only Dirk Strider can handle. After a little guidance from Kar (Karkat Vantas) he approaches him with a proposition. While their group of recently united friends are at a club to celebrate the release of Dirk, Evert, and Kar from prison, Jake has something to say about Dirk's once lover and now what Evert wants most.

    Falls directly after "Nicotine" and before "Skyfall".

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    "I'm going to need adorable kittens, big, adorable kittens."
    The night of the makeshift-prom changes everything for Kurloz Makara, a 20 year old student from Beforus College.
    One moment, he is discussing faygo with his cute boyfriend, Mituna Captor; the next, watching with horror as evil humans make drama with each other.
    He knows these humans came from The Church but he can't prove it - at least not without some adorable kittens.
    The smart, slightly evil man knows that his hard life is nowhere near over. He acquires some adorable kittens and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from evil humans.
    However, when Mituna calls, begging him to come home, fate is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the evil humans that make drama each other, or preserving his relationship with his boyfriend?

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    La glace, ça allait. Le froid aussi. L'expédition et son équipage, passait encore. Le néant - tant mieux. Mais ça ? Même avec toute la bonne volonté du monde, Equius n'aurait pas pu le prévoir, encore moins s'y résoudre. Il n'aurait pas pu.

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    Français
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    Drone Season Submission~

    Equius enjoying the attention of more than one tech-geek, both of whom should be working on something other than him.

    In which humans are problematic, and Equius doesn't mind one bit.

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    A young pet troll is born into a litter of three. Her name is Myrain Inerta. Her mother is Syrina Inerta, or The Wildfang. Her father is anonymous. She is adopted by Jane Crocker, who takes care of her as if she was a human child. Many Shenanigans follow.

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    Strider is smiling like he's got you all figured out, like your insides are a mess of spare parts scattered across a worktable, and he's just found a way to make them all fit together. "What if I make you like it?" He licks the skin of your neck, tasting your sweat. "Let me take you apart, bro."

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    AKA Ranchstuck!
    Dirk encounters Equius Zahhak, a worker for the local Neverland Ranch, as he was passing through town with his younger brother Dave. Like a duckling to its mother, he imprints and is enamored. After their brief encounter, will they meet again? (Hint: yes. Yes they do.)

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    What do you do when you're a model and aspiring designer with a billionaire father and a brother in the mafia? What happens when your best friend wants you to date but no one is good enough for you? Then a new guy shows up and acts like you're nothing...

    What about when you're a good person who has never broken the law, only here because your brother wanted to meet a friend and you run into someone who definitely runs some kind of gang? Also, they just happen to be very attractive and... persistent.

    Or how about when you're in a dull relationship and an amazing tourist shows up out of nowhere like a hurricane and sweeps you away? You know you're not strong enough to resist. No way.

    What if you're a sweet young girl but you're far too uptight so you go to a party, get drunk and then get mesmerized but this hilarious, adorable drunk and you don't remember what happens next! What would Dad say?

    Or maybe you're an ex racer, paralyzed from the waist down and you manage to find your salvation in a snarky young woman. But is she the best thing for you?

    Perhaps you have been in love with your best friend since 6th grade and all you want to do is love them. And who's this other guy...?

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    2/?
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    548
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    Equius doesn't much care for earth's weather. Dirk had a startled hoofbeast to calm.

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