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Alternate Title: In which Equius is involved in a machinery testing accident and becomes the unholy combination of Lara Croft and Neteri, involving Catgirl Shipping, Assumed Hemo-Slurs, One solicitation of red romance toward a troll with an already filled Matesprit quadrant, one declined solicitation of black romance.
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- 1,385
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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After Sburb, a new world was created, where humans were the dominant species, and trolls are less numerous, leading to them being subjugated and kept as pets by the elite. Dirk Strider, intern roboticist, discovers a troll in a tank at his new job at Crockercorp, and sets events in motion that will reshape the world for all trolls, forever.
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Alternate Title: In which Hal sets Equius up with Dirk, a ton of porn, and a plot, then proceeds to narrate and direct the whole scene while no one pays him any attention. Featuring: hot make-outs, alien tentabulge, oral sex.
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Terrible things happen in the past, things that are buried by hundreds of hours. Millions of minutes. More seconds than one can actually comprehend. However, the past is the past- and no one can do anything about it. Life has to move on and that is something that Eridan Ampora is going to do, no matter what gets in his way. He can't help the pain, but he can move on- and that's what everyone should be able to do, right?
He doesn't realize how much it actually hurts until some douche with sunglasses comes in and screws up his routine. -
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An on-going compilation of my Tumblr fic requests. Expect kinks of all kinds, and many crack pairings.
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- 3,125
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- 3/?
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- 5
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I'm John Egbert, and I'm here to ask you a question.
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In which Dirk invites Equius to watch a submarine race with him and Equius rightfully wonders if he's been hornswoggled.
There is a % chance that he is.
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You spend the hours after you wake up pacing your hive, your stomach threatening to upturn and your bulge threatening to unsheathe. You're excited to the point that you're dripping with more than just sweat, yes, but you're also beyond nervous. Besides what you assume are the usual worries -- what if he doesn't show up, what if he takes one look at your butlerbot and is so unimpressed -- there's also the tiny little fact that you've never done any of this before.
At all.
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Texas is a big place. With so much space, you’d think the resident superheroes wouldn’t run into each other so much…
It happens more often than you’d think.
In which the Sugoi Samurai has a spandex suit and a cute butt, the Muscle Beast is caught staring, and the Rogue Nyan only makes matters worse.
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Equius can't move on from Nepeta's death at the hands of the Highblood. When a second chance presents itself, he's going to take it! Even if it DOES mean becoming Dirk's Matesprit...
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Equius Zahhak likes wearing high heels... And someone has just found out.
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Promptfic to the tune of "Forced to share a bed," because Azzy is so good to me.
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These ficlets will not make sense without having read Sunlightverse.
1) Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos
2) Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.
3) Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.
4) eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?
5) Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.
6) Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels
7) Bonus sequel for eridan<3<nepeta
8) Dirk & Nepeta, sequel to 2
9) Jane & Feferi about Psii
10) Dave & Signless about Karkat & Psii - sequel to 9Series
- Part 8 of Sunlightverse
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For their anniversary, Equius decides to surprise Dirk.
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Dirk and Equius meet up to talk about robots and stuff. A pair of broken shades leads the two of them to Equius's room. Sex happens.
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You’re a muscular kind of guy, and you like it that way, but watching Dirk’s soft curves and seeing his stomach squished against the side of the couch makes you hot in a kind of fantastic way.
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From a prompt on imagineyourotp.tumblr.com (imagineyourotp.tumblr.com/post/39931018411):
"Imagine you OT3 being a bit tipsy, and person C watches while person A and person B play-argue over how many freckles person C has on their back. "Bam, have some drunk!DirkEquiusJake.
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Equius finds Dirk in his workshop. This is unacceptable.
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Or the Alternian title: A Series Of Quick Ficlets That Prove That The Dirk/Equius Ship Known As Robot Unicorn May Or May Not Be Consuming My Life.
(the full challenge can be found here: http://ericandy.tumblr.com/post/26596382488/ )
(NSFW chapters will be posted as such)If you want to see more writing on a topic, drop me a comment!
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*Smashing the fanon assumption that trolls need buckets for sex because they cum bucketfuls at a time*
Trolls don't cum any more than you or I do. But when the drones come around once a sweep an entire bucket full of slurry must be presented or they will be culled. To facilitate this bucketful trolls go into a mating season and fuck like hopbeasts. This is all well and good, but what happens when your troll boyfriend hits his season and you're just a human with human limitations? And what's your human boyfriend going to say about it? Sucks to be Dirk sure, but it sucks to be his human boyfriend more! Remember kids! WWJED?
What would Jake English do?
*author is shot*