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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

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    What do you do when you're a model and aspiring fashion designer with a billionaire father and a brother in the mafia? What happens when your best friend wants you to date but no one is good enough for you? Then a new guy shows up and acts like you're nothing great...

    What about when you're a good person who has never broken the law and only here because your brother wanted to meet a friend and you run into someone who definitely runs some kind of gang? Also, they just happen to be very, very attractive and persistent.

    Or how about when you're in a dull relationship and an amazing tourist shows up out of nowhere like a hurricane and sweeps you away? You know you're not strong enough to resist. No way.

    What if you're a sweet young girl but you're farrr too uptight so you go to a party, get drunk and then get mesmerized but this hilarious, adorable drunk and you don't remember what happens next! What would Dad say?

    Or maybe you're an ex racer, paralyzed from the waist down and you manage to find your salvation in a snarky young woman. But is she the best thing for you?

    Perhaps you have been in love with your best friend since 6th grade and all you want to do is love them.

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    In Which Several Humans Finds Their Bodies Possessed By a Parasitic Alien Species Not Unlike A Fungus, and Attempt To Rid Themselves of It, Only to Find Out That Such a Task Is Much More Difficult Than Originally Perceived.


     Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are an optimist.

    You floated around with the other newborns of your species on your ship until you were implanted in a broken teacup for a couple of years. Despite not having an actual body for the first few years of your life (as many members of your species are wont to do— or, not do), you've managed to find a pretty good one on Earth. Admittedly, you didn't know a lot about bodies until you had about half an hour to be shot on Earth with a meteorite and forced to choose the host that you'd be stuck with for the rest of your putrid and self-hating life.

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    La glace, ça allait. Le froid aussi. L'expédition et son équipage, passait encore. Le néant - tant mieux. Mais ça ? Même avec toute la bonne volonté du monde, Equius n'y aurait jamais songé. Jamais.

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    No one knows what to do after the game, not really. All they can do is their best.

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    AKA Ranchstuck!
    Dirk encounters Equius Zahhak, a worker for the local Neverland Ranch, as he was passing through town with his younger brother Dave. Like a duckling to its mother, he imprints and is enamored. After their brief encounter, will they meet again? (Hint: yes. Yes they do.)

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    the story of a dumb boy and the equally dumb boy he's in love with.
    (or the one where equius is so pretty and dirk watches him from afar, until he doesn't have to anymore.)

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    Must be 18 to enter

    (In other words: John is now 18 and Dave is a terrible friend)

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    They met at a bar, as the clock was closing in on midnight on New Year's Eve.

    They met at a university, brick buildings reaching high into the sky.

    They met once as children and then again as adults, in a cramped apartment building with naught but four eyed cats to witness their reunion.

    Three duos, with no idea what lies in store for them. In any case, the road to happiness is filled with potholes.

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    It was so fleeting, and you refuse to allow it to end. It was infuriating, pissed you off, he was going to be yours.

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    GT: Oh for flips sake get over it you scoundrel!
    TT: Thanks, I hadn't even considered that.
    GT: Sarcasm?
    TT: You betcha.

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    Jake can only do friends; Dirk doesn't want friends. Roxy loves indiscriminately; Dirk's has turned into obsession. Jade likes peering into the mechanisms; Dirk wants to reverse-engineer perfection. Princes destroy their aspects, but the only heart Dirk has broken is his own.

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    3 8trax for the price of 1!
    http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/i-was-aiming-for-his-head-a-sides
    http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/i-was-aiming-for-his-head-b-sides
    http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/i-was-aiming-for-his-head-c-sides

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    • Part 4 of 2x2
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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

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    El intoxicante amor que siente Equius por su compañero de trabajo, lleva su vida y su persona a extremos que desería borrar de su memoria; con un amor no correspondido y relaciones que se conectan entre sí a medida que trata de olvidarle, Equius trata de salir adelante, o al menos eso espera.

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    Dirk finds out about one of Equius' little secrets and decides to capitalize on it. It doesn't go quite according to plan at first, but it'll work itself out.

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    In which Dirk becomes unusually intrigued with Equius' sleeping habits, and idly contemplates the small things he loves about his troll boyfriend.

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    Fill collection for the Friendleader of Damarac3<Horussc3<Rufioh

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    Life on the meteor for the trolls is always an adventure! This fic explores the trolls life on the meteor and all the things that probably happened except with a little twist (the major character death is Gamzee) The first three relationships listed are red, the next one black, and all the ones left are pale.

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    All my written fills for the sixth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of genre mash-ups.

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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

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    For the HSWC prompt:
    Dirk ♦ Nepeta, Dirk ♥ Equius

    An AU where Nepeta is always trying to hook up her flatmate with her moirail.

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    18
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    2
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