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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    This was a joke my friend and I made

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    The Hipster Bride
    K. Vantas’s Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure
    With Help From the Awesome D. Strider

     

    In which Karkat wishes he were part of one of his favorite movies, and Dave helps him make it happen.

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    Dirk copes with being alone. At least that's what he thinks.

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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

    THIS STORY IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

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    Dave returns to Dirk in less than ideal condition.

    Dirk finds out the hard way that the empire doesn't run like Equius's ship.

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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    El intoxicante amor que siente Equius por su compañero de trabajo, lleva su vida y su persona a extremos que desería borrar de su memoria; con un amor no correspondido y relaciones que se conectan entre sí a medida que trata de olvidarle, Equius trata de salir adelante, o al menos eso espera.

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    I did a self challenge, writing a drabble for each letter of the alphabet, and posted it on Tumblr. This is a beta'd and slightly cleaned up reposting of those drabbles. Short, fast, and bite sized.
    Tags updated as I add chapters, and comments are always appreciated.

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    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse

    He rides across the nation
    The thoroughbred of sin

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    After the events of In The Family, Dirk continues to make and execute plans. Some of them go well. Some of them end up in court.

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    Dirk finds out about one of Equius' little secrets and decides to capitalize on it. It doesn't go quite according to plan at first, but it'll work itself out.

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    Federal paw provides severe civil and criminal penile ties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibitionist of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video dicks. criminal copyright infuringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a MA%imum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 feline. Yes. Do it.

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    Six years ago the final battle came to a close, leaving human and troll alike stranded on a new and foreign version of Earth. Left with nothing but the mundane proceedings of everyday life, they banded together and picked up the pieces. Now in their senior year of college, Equius and Dirk are trudging through their finals and looking forward to winter break. While each is trying to make Christmas special, Equius has a surprise far greater than his boyfriend expects.

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    Just what it says on the tin tbh

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    Sleep Paralysis - Feeling between wakefulness and sleep, accompanied by hallucinations and an inability to move. It's just kinda hard to sleep with splinters haunting his dreams.

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    Dirk finds some hard drives with some of his and Roxy's favorite cartoons

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    Edited by the absolutely wonderful (deals with all my shit) Aelfrey.
    Apart of the 'Burn My Lungs & Curse My Eyes' series but not directly apart of the story line. If you would like to imagine this took place, then you may. If not, you can just picture this as another doomed timeline... ;)

    Evert (Equius Zahhak) has an issue with Nadine (Nepeta Leijon) that he thinks that only Dirk Strider can handle. After a little guidance from Kar (Karkat Vantas) he approaches him with a proposition. While their group of recently united friends are at a club to celebrate the release of Dirk, Evert, and Kar from prison, Jake has something to say about Dirk's once lover and now what Evert wants most.

    Falls directly after "Nicotine" and before "Skyfall".

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