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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    It all starts when John finally works up the courage to kiss his compsci tutor. And of course, it goes way beyond that, gaining momentum until it sweeps all four of them up. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    After Sburb, a new world was created, where humans were the dominant species, and trolls are less numerous, leading to them being subjugated and kept as pets by the elite. Dirk Strider, intern roboticist, discovers a troll in a tank at his new job at Crockercorp, and sets events in motion that will reshape the world for all trolls, forever.

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    Weeks after the events of In Name, a crisis leads to a change of focus for the Human Rights Initiative and disconcerting discoveries are made as to the nature of humanity on Beforus. In the past, Dirk helps coordinate his own human-napping.

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    GT: Oh for flips sake get over it you scoundrel!
    TT: Thanks, I hadn't even considered that.
    GT: Sarcasm?
    TT: You betcha.

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    Jake can only do friends; Dirk doesn't want friends. Roxy loves indiscriminately; Dirk's has turned into obsession. Jade likes peering into the mechanisms; Dirk wants to reverse-engineer perfection. Princes destroy their aspects, but the only heart Dirk has broken is his own.

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    • Part 4 of 2x2
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    You definitely want to encourage Equius, among other verbs. This stupid gift exchange is just forcing your hand, when you wanted more time to get to know him, figure out who he is when he's not being completely suborned by your worst successful project to date. You don't know enough of his buttons yet to be sure you're pushing the right ones.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Seventeen horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    “Take a guess as to why I decided to show up here at your place at a generally late hour, dressed haphazardly as a pizza delivery boy, to bring you an artfully crafted and edible internet pornography prop and ask you to share it with me beneath the glow of my asshole autoresponder. I’ll give you three tries.”

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    CA: you knoww i livve wwith my hatchmate right
    CA: cronus
    CG: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO DENY ANY AND ALL MEMORY OF CRONUS, I KEEP FUCKING REMEMBERING. WHAT ABOUT HIM?
    CG: OH.
    CG: OH, SHIT.
    CG: ERIDAN.
    CG: DID CRONUS BRING HOME A FUCKING BABY?

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    The eternal rivalry between ironic cosplayer Dirk Strider and Star Trek buff Equius Zahhak continues as they gear up for an even larger convention. Will they ever get past the fact that they've both dated Jake English to become friends? Will Caliborn ever stop making the weirdest misogynistic ships? Join the crew of the U.S.S. Who Gives a Fuck, it's continuing mission to explore strange new ships, seek out past love affairs and old flames, to boldly go where most shippers have never wanted to go before.

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    Equius agrees to indulge in a peculiar fetish of Dirk's.

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    The robot shorts out, smoke billowing from its engine. You growl in frustration, manually shutting it off despite the sparks. You fist your fingers in your hair, gritting your teeth. He comes up behind you and points to a line of code that looks slightly different from the others. "Is that supposed to be like that?" He asks innocently, twirling the violet streak in his hair. You stare incredulously at him, frozen with the revelation. He grins and sashays back to his perch on the table with that particular walk of his, swinging his hips in a very distracting manner. You turn back to the code and find that the lines have been wrong the whole time. You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh, debating on whether to start all over or go back and fix wherever the code deviated.

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    Alternate Title: In Which Dirk And Equius Both Run For Student Council President While Carrying On A Secret Friendship That May In Fact Be a Romance But Equius Doesn't Want To Tell His Dad And No One Seems To Know About It. Featuring One Prankster's Gambit, A STRONG Moirallegiance, Dirk Strider Impromptu Friend Fiction, and Totally Not Ironic Shipping Bracelets.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider and your heart is a mess.

    It's been a few months since you broke up with Jake and it's still pretty much every day that you tell yourself it was a mistake. Jane's worried about you, tells you that you need to focus on something else. You know Jake broke her heart nearly as badly but neither of you can really stay mad at him. He's just so clueless. So, to try and counter your brain's inability to put this past you, you delve into your hobbies a little more thoroughly.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are sure as fuck still a cool kid, no matter what body you have.

    You remember ending the game, actually winning the damn thing and then some explosion or something that knocked you out.

    Waking up as a wriggler grub thing or whatever sucked major ass though. You weren't done with your human self yet but apparently reset couldn't give two fucks about that.

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    Alternate Title: In Which Dirk Strider Becomes a Missionary Priest Sent To Convert Alternia As An Attempt To Forget His Failed Romance With Jake English But Just Ends Up Breaking His Vows When He Ends Up With An All Season Ticket To The Gunshow Also Known as Equius's Hot Body. Featuring Tentabulge Sex, Cute As Hell Moirails, Centaur-Dad Approval

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    Director Zahhak oversees the building of the Empire’s ships, but runs into trouble when a new laborer is transferred to his shipyard.

    (Homestuck Shipping World Cup Round One entry for Team Broncos.)

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    When Dirk gives Equius a collar as an early wriggling day present the reaction isn't really the one he's hoping for. Equius seems almost shut off from him, unwilling to talk or follow orders the way he had before. After confronting him, Dirk realises that maybe he just needs to show Equius how good obedience can feel.

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    Dirk isn't exactly sure why he agreed to this, but he isn't complaining.

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    The year is 1959, and a turbulent one for Rapture. Splicing has gotten out of control, and smugglers threaten to expose the city to the ravages of the surface. Lies and deceit are the order of the day, and a mysterious revolutionary threatens to throw everything into chaos. All is not well in utopia.

    A hard-boiled detective, a sassy, intelligent reporter, and an embittered mutant troll, accompanied by a blind singer, rush to unravel the secrets hiding in the depths of the city as the clock ticks down to New Year's Eve.

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    Terrible things happen in the past, things that are buried by hundreds of hours. Millions of minutes. More seconds than one can actually comprehend. However, the past is the past- and no one can do anything about it. Life has to move on and that is something that Eridan Ampora is going to do, no matter what gets in his way. He can't help the pain, but he can move on- and that's what everyone should be able to do, right?
    He doesn't realize how much it actually hurts until some douche with sunglasses comes in and screws up his routine.

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