14 Works found in Dirk Strider/Equius Zahhak

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    "You hear about these things happening, like rips in paradox space caused by the personification of the cosmos reaching out and righting itself," explained Roxy. "Which is a lot of bullshit, actually. If this cage is our cosmic destiny then I want the fuck out."

    Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake are captured by slavers on Alternia. The situation, surprisingly, gets worse from there.

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    This isn't a thing Equius does; surrendering to impulses is for other people. He has always been one to measure, to strategize, to rein himself in as best he can. It was a necessity. Even his liaisons to satisfy the drones were more matters of negotiation and restraint than unbridled passion, adequate but not exceptional.

    But as Strider follows him out of the hangar and down the corridor, it's all Equius can do not to turn on him, not to attack him right there, not to pin him to the wall with hands around his throat and knee between his thighs.

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    Short blips about Dirk and being the one to fill Equius's black quadrant. Mix of sex, kink, and fluff. Rated Explicit for the first two types.

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    6/?
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    1
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    539
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    Dirk can make Equius squirm but he wants to hear what's truly on his mind.

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    5
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    Dirk challenges Equius to stay limp as a doll while Dirk plays with him.

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    Or as it's known in Alternian, "In Which Karkat Vantas Is Overly Fond of Frozen Daquaritas, Five Grown-Ass Trolls Swap Dirty Gossip Like a Bunch of Old Biddies Playing Bridge, Kanaya Maryam Introduces Everyone to Babeland.com, Notes About Relevant Bits of Human Anatomy are Compared, and Tavros Nitram Doesn’t Mind Getting the Short End of the Stick"

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    Originally "Can Anypony Find Me Somepony to Love?""

    Dirk and Equius Fight Crime While Also Maybe Banging: The Story.

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    13/?
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    50
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    20
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    From the Homestuck Kink Meme

    Original Prompt (by mycologicals):
    "look this is shameful but guys i can't be the only homestucker out there who has accidentally typed hoestuck

    brothelstuck guys

    please"

    Pretty self-explanatory, isn't it? ;)

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    Dirk laughs, presses his lips to the sweat-drenched nape of your neck, lets his teeth scrape the skin. "Don't worry, babe, I'm not going to leave you hanging. I've got something special for you. Get up."

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    22
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    147
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    15
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    2623
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    Dirk Strider meets the guy of his dreams at a Horse convention.

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    1/?
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    4
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    4
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    1
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    317
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    You're going to leave the toybox in the closet tonight, because you are fairly certain that you can ruin him six ways to Sunday without even a pair of fuzzy handcuffs to back you up, and you really don't want to give the poor guy an aneurysm or something.

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    35
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    3431
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    A like-minded fellow visits the Prince of Heart in his sleep.

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    2/?
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    29
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    6
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    1344
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    Dirk Strider hates Nepeta Leijon with every fiber of his being, and the feeling is mutual. Equius Zahhak, on the other hand, loves them both.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    633

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