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    In which Dirk invites Equius to watch a submarine race with him and Equius rightfully wonders if he's been hornswoggled.

    There is a % chance that he is.

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    82
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    You spend the hours after you wake up pacing your hive, your stomach threatening to upturn and your bulge threatening to unsheathe. You're excited to the point that you're dripping with more than just sweat, yes, but you're also beyond nervous. Besides what you assume are the usual worries -- what if he doesn't show up, what if he takes one look at your butlerbot and is so unimpressed -- there's also the tiny little fact that you've never done any of this before.

    At all.

    Words:
    3,756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    142
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    22
    Hits:
    1168
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    Texas is a big place. With so much space, you’d think the resident superheroes wouldn’t run into each other so much…

    It happens more often than you’d think.

    In which the Sugoi Samurai has a spandex suit and a cute butt, the Muscle Beast is caught staring, and the Rogue Nyan only makes matters worse.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    824
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    I'm John Egbert, and I'm here to ask you a question.

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    82,350
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    581
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    Equius can't move on from Nepeta's death at the hands of the Highblood. When a second chance presents itself, he's going to take it! Even if it DOES mean becoming Dirk's Matesprit...

    Words:
    4,125
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    247
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    Equius Zahhak likes wearing high heels... And someone has just found out.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    212
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    Promptfic to the tune of "Forced to share a bed," because Azzy is so good to me.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    221
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    These ficlets will not make sense without having read Sunlightverse.

    1) Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos
    2) Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.
    3) Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.
    4) eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?
    5) Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.
    6) Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels
    7) Bonus sequel for eridan<3<nepeta
    8) Dirk & Nepeta, sequel to 2
    9) Jane & Feferi about Psii
    10) Dave & Signless about Karkat & Psii - sequel to 9

    Series
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    7,232
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2101
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    After Sburb, a new world was created, where humans were the dominant species, and trolls are less numerous, leading to them being subjugated and kept as pets by the elite. Dirk Strider, intern roboticist, discovers a troll in a tank at his new job at Crockercorp, and sets events in motion that will reshape the world for all trolls, forever.

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    7,790
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1516
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    For their anniversary, Equius decides to surprise Dirk.

    Words:
    1,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    618
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    Dirk and Equius meet up to talk about robots and stuff. A pair of broken shades leads the two of them to Equius's room. Sex happens.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
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    867
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    You’re a muscular kind of guy, and you like it that way, but watching Dirk’s soft curves and seeing his stomach squished against the side of the couch makes you hot in a kind of fantastic way.

    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    896
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    From a prompt on imagineyourotp.tumblr.com (imagineyourotp.tumblr.com/post/39931018411):
    "Imagine you OT3 being a bit tipsy, and person C watches while person A and person B play-argue over how many freckles person C has on their back. "

    Bam, have some drunk!DirkEquiusJake.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    321
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    Equius finds Dirk in his workshop. This is unacceptable.

    Words:
    290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    293
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    Or the Alternian title: A Series Of Quick Ficlets That Prove That The Dirk/Equius Ship Known As Robot Unicorn May Or May Not Be Consuming My Life.
    (the full challenge can be found here: http://ericandy.tumblr.com/post/26596382488/ )
    (NSFW chapters will be posted as such)

    If you want to see more writing on a topic, drop me a comment!

    Words:
    11,576
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    442
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    *Smashing the fanon assumption that trolls need buckets for sex because they cum bucketfuls at a time*
    Trolls don't cum any more than you or I do. But when the drones come around once a sweep an entire bucket full of slurry must be presented or they will be culled. To facilitate this bucketful trolls go into a mating season and fuck like hopbeasts. This is all well and good, but what happens when your troll boyfriend hits his season and you're just a human with human limitations? And what's your human boyfriend going to say about it? Sucks to be Dirk sure, but it sucks to be his human boyfriend more! Remember kids! WWJED?
    What would Jake English do?
    *author is shot*

    Words:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2134
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    Or the Alternian title: Equius Zahhak Gets Stabbed, Dirk Strider Provides Shelter, They Harbour Secretive Crushes On Eachother Untill They Move In Together And Become The Best Of Perverted Alien Boyfriend-Matesprits All Told From The Point Of View Of Dirk. (NSFW Chapters will be tagged as such.)

    Words:
    22,955
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    912
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    Request: Have you heard the head canon about Equius that when he drinks any alcohol he flies into an unbridled rage? I think it’s based off the mythos about centaurs not drinking because when they do they would become extremely violent and fight, murder, or rape anyone around them. So kinda like a reverse Gamzee on sopor.

    The point is I want Fight Sex between Bro/Dirk and flipped out Equius. Bro is strong as balls and I think could put up a great fight (and probably win if it came down to it) but mid-strife he starts getting off on Eqs aggressive behavior and starts to go along with the rape scenario. (‘Cause he’s a kinky fucker.) He only puts up enough of a fight to stay alive. After their romp Eq passes out and is his usual self (+cuts/bites) when he wakes.

    Words:
    3,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    654
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    Does this even warrant a description? It's exactly what it says in the tags.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    990
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    All the pony play gear doesn’t just fall out of the sky. Alchemizing it just wouldn’t be reliable enough for the specifics. It takes a lot of preparation from a couple enthusiastic craftsmen…

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    2,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    411

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