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    Amanda looked filthy; there were marks and spots all over her, some of which looked like blood. None of it seemed to be hers, though, and she was wearing the biggest smile he’d seen her have in years.

    She pulled out of the hug and grinned at him, but Todd was a bit worried that without her arms to support him, he might collapse from shock.

    Amanda’s eyes went to Dirk, and she pointed up at him, still smiling.

    “Is this who ‘we’ are? I was wondering who you meant when you said that.”

    Without hesitation Dirk’s hand shot out and shook Amanda’s vigorously. He was beaming. Todd squeezed his eyes shut, feeling the headache he’d been carefully cultivating for the past fourteen hours start develop a conjoined twin.

    “Uh, yeah. This is Dirk. He’s my… well, he’s Dirk.”

    “I’m his friend.” Dirk said, as if Todd had simply forgotten to add that part. Todd was already too annoyed to correct him.

    Star Wars AU with possible shipping

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    After Todd and Dirk take a trip out for breakfast, their meal takes an unexpected turn...

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    How Todd got four people with bullet wounds to the hospital in an ambulance straight out of the ‘60s.

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    Todd Brotzman is one of many weirdos that form a squad. These weirdos have managed to survive until their senior year. And then the school's annual coffee house happens, and Todd does A Thing.

    Also Silas has a beautiful singing voice.

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    “The only thing anyone knows about them is that their Subject name is Aion. Not even the scientists know anything about them. They’d been interrogating Aion for years and they never got anywhere. Finally they just… gave up. No scientist would get close to them, because there was something unsettling and wrong about them.”

    Aion is a Hellenistic deity associated with time, the orb or circle encompassing the universe, and the zodiac. The "time" represented by Aion is unbounded, in contrast to Chronos as empirical time divided into past, present, and future.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    He really wasn’t, despite the way others tended to mock and harass him, instinctively realising he wouldn’t retaliate. It was true he didn’t react well to violence and aggression, but avoiding potential harm hardly made him craven, especially when it so regularly sought him out. And hiding crouched inside a wardrobe with his arms over his head and his eyes firmly squeezed shut definitely didn’t make him cowardly. Especially when faced with one of the most psychotic alphas he’d ever met.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    He was too close. Far too close.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    Dirk doesn't know what to do.

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    “It’s too late.”

    Dirk opens his eyes.

    He wished it wasn’t.

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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    Everything had (sort of) settled after the Cardenas case. Until another of Blackwing's ex-subjects drops by and sends Dirk and Todd for a loop.

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    this is really bad haha but here's a generic coffee shop brotzly fic!

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    So this is basically it's own story based off of the tv show but it takes place in a fictional place and time. Amanda is accused of being a witchakookoo and has to flee her village. Martin and the rest of the Rowdy 3 are leaders of a Viking village that find Amanda and hide her from persecution. Meanwhile Todd is trying to find his sister (guilt ridden for not confessing of having the same abilities as her) Along the way he finds Dirk, a cursed foreigner who agrees to help Todd find his sister in hopes that she can help remove his curse of constant bad luck and being 'Connected to the universe'.

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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    11/?
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    “I just kissed you,” Todd says, feeling himself flush. “For, like, the first time, and - and that’s -”

    “Interesting, yes,” Dirk says, eyes bright. “Didn’t you think so?”

    In which kissing Todd is interesting, apparently - whatever that means

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    Bart thinks she's become nocturnal. Can't sleep in the darkness, more alive than ever in the darkness, afraid of the light. Light ensures her survival. In the darkness there is no voice in her head begging her to kill the man on the other side of the table.

    In the darkness she can cry about wanting to kill the only person she's ever really loved.

     

     

    (Bart reflects on returning to Blackwing and on Ken)

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    Todd didn't need a soulmate. Especially not an eccentric, posh dude who thinks he can just waltz into his life and flip it upside down and backwards.

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    "Hi, I'm Mona." Says Mona in a voice that Svlad feels is fit for someone who breaks into rooms as a draft, only to spend time in them as a bird.

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    "The room shakes as she struggles to stabilize the camera on selfie mode; it shows the Blackwing offices, Farah is on the computer right in front of her, focused on her job and in the background Tina is standing barefoot in the hallway eating cheetos with chopsticks. In the corner of the camera Amanda grins, “hey, guys! So, as the Rowdy 3 is on hiatus right now, I will be doing these daily, sort of, vlogs! I’m calling it 'Keeping up with the Rowdies' and it’s gonna be lit.” She turns the camera to face Farah fully, “yo, say hi to the internet!” "

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    or, the one where Amanda gives us a glimpse of life inside Blackwing offices, Panto finds out that his sworn enemy is unfairly cute, and Mona should start making makeup tutorials.

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    When a stranger comes into his life, Dirk is left in a whirl of confusion... is she important to the case, or perhaps just to him?

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    The rating will go way up at some point, but porny chapters will be clearly marked and easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea.

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