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    So this is basically it's own story based off of the tv show but it takes place in a fictional place and time. Amanda is accused of being a witchakookoo and has to flee her village. Martin and the rest of the Rowdy 3 are leaders of a Viking village that find Amanda and hide her from persecution. Meanwhile Todd is trying to find his sister (guilt ridden for not confessing of having the same abilities as her) Along the way he finds Dirk, a cursed foreigner who agrees to help Todd find his sister in hopes that she can help remove his curse of constant bad luck and being 'Connected to the universe'.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    He really wasn’t, despite the way others tended to mock and harass him, instinctively realising he wouldn’t retaliate. It was true he didn’t react well to violence and aggression, but avoiding potential harm hardly made him craven, especially when it so regularly sought him out. And hiding crouched inside a wardrobe with his arms over his head and his eyes firmly squeezed shut definitely didn’t make him cowardly. Especially when faced with one of the most psychotic alphas he’d ever met.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    He was too close. Far too close.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    11/?
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    “I just kissed you,” Todd says, feeling himself flush. “For, like, the first time, and - and that’s -”

    “Interesting, yes,” Dirk says, eyes bright. “Didn’t you think so?”

    In which kissing Todd is interesting, apparently - whatever that means

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    Bart thinks she's become nocturnal. Can't sleep in the darkness, more alive than ever in the darkness, afraid of the light. Light ensures her survival. In the darkness there is no voice in her head begging her to kill the man on the other side of the table.

    In the darkness she can cry about wanting to kill the only person she's ever really loved.

     

     

    (Bart reflects on returning to Blackwing and on Ken)

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    Todd didn't need a soulmate. Especially not an eccentric, posh dude who thinks he can just waltz into his life and flip it upside down and backwards.

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    "Hi, I'm Mona." Says Mona in a voice that Svlad feels is fit for someone who breaks into rooms as a draft, only to spend time in them as a bird.

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    "The room shakes as she struggles to stabilize the camera on selfie mode; it shows the Blackwing offices, Farah is on the computer right in front of her, focused on her job and in the background Tina is standing barefoot in the hallway eating cheetos with chopsticks. In the corner of the camera Amanda grins, “hey, guys! So, as the Rowdy 3 is on hiatus right now, I will be doing these daily, sort of, vlogs! I’m calling it 'Keeping up with the Rowdies' and it’s gonna be lit.” She turns the camera to face Farah fully, “yo, say hi to the internet!” "

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    or, the one where Amanda gives us a glimpse of life inside Blackwing offices, Panto finds out that his sworn enemy is unfairly cute, and Mona should start making makeup tutorials.

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    When a stranger comes into his life, Dirk is left in a whirl of confusion... is she important to the case, or perhaps just to him?

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    The rating will go way up at some point, but porny chapters will be clearly marked and easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea.

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    AU where Amanda was there for the Sound Of Nothing festival and when ur high on magic nothing is stopping u from kissing the girl of ur dreams

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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    5/?
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    Dirk has an idea for a new workout regime for Farah.

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    Todd jerked back to the present, shook himself and looked appropriately attentive. Going by the slightly indignant expression on Dirk's face (and when did he start finding that adorable? ) , Todd was fooling no one.

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    “You.. A baby? You want us to watch a baby?”

    “Yes, Amanda! That’s right. It’s a human baby, though, so not to worry.”

    “A human.. baby. That you want us to -”

    “Watch, yes. Just for a little bit. We’ll be right back.”

    “Where did you get the baby, Dirk?”

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    "Секрет успеха - в искренности. Как только вы сможете её изобразить, считайте, что дело в шляпе" (с) один из законов Мёрфи

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    Тодд произносит именно те слова, которые Дирк мечтал услышать, наверное, всю сознательную жизнь. Сомневаться в его искренности нет смысла.

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    Вернувшись домой, Тодд застаёт там сразу двух Дирков, один из которых попал к ним из недалёкого будущего...

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    Тодд воспринял бы спокойнее вторжение инопланетян или, например, появление всадников Апокалипсиса, чем Дирка, который… флиртует с ним?

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    Todd's mother is sick. Dirk thinks it's a case.

    Featuring: cryptic messages, the will of the universe, and Todd as Dirk's dubiously qualified cooking instructor.

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    English
    Words:
    4,156
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    557

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