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    It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
    ...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
    This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
    (or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)

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    Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

    Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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    ”Y’know, make it up. Pretend to be in a relationship with someone. Can’t be that hard to fake, right?” it was still a stupid idea, but Todd was actually pretty invested in it now. He leaned forward, folding his arms. “C’mon, think about it- you got any other desperate homeless friends?”

    Yellow sat up fully, glancing between Todd and the paper. The storm clouds parted, and the sunniest smile Todd had ever seen broke across his face. “Well, now that you mention it, one fellow does spring to mind…”

    Todd meets Dirk when both are homeless and stuck in a rut- Todd fresh out of the band, Dirk fresh out of England- and find the perfect apartment. The catch? It’s professional couple only. Dirk proposes a ruse, and Todd’s too desperate to be picky. With the help of their friends- Farah, Todd’s trigger-happy ex-crush from college; Bart, Dirk’s terrifying ex-bodyguard from boarding school; Ken, the mysterious computer guy downstairs- they must keep their landlady Amanda Mandelbrot believing the lie, and learn to navigate the wonderful world of being ‘independent adults’.

    What could go wrong?

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    In which Dirk drinks some tea and is subsequently summoned to London by a mysterious old acquaintance, Todd refuses to let him go alone and an impromptu candlelit dinner is eaten

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    Much belated Brotzly week prompts. a/n(Sorry accidentally deleted chapter four I'm working on it.)

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    Various filled prompts for the sake of tumblr user elijahwoodnot battling their writer's block posted here!

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    The weather looked like it was going to be fantastic: the first genuinely warm and sunny day of the year. That being said, how often is the weather forecast truly correct?

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    Amanda is a Gryffindor, but she isn't brave. She's weak, and she's afraid, but her friends and her bright yellow lizard and Farah Black make everything a little better.

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    After being kidnapped by Blackwing, is Dirk still himself? Or have they taken that away from him too?

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    Dirk Gently goes to San Fransisco. We find out where Bart got her name. The Rowdy 3 think in poetry and speak rarely. Ken makes some friends. Farah and Amanda beat people up together. Oh, yeah, and they're all under 14 years old.

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    “We don’t wanna draw attention to ourselves.”

     

    “Which is exactly why we should draw attention to ourselves.”

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    The first kiss was a slip up on Dirk's part. It took three days for Todd to reciprocate the gesture. Fluff, ahoy! (with a brief naughty bit.)

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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    Dirk falls unexpectedly ill and lands himself in the hospital, leaving Todd badly shaken as he attempts to pick up the pieces of his suddenly drastically rearranged sense of security.
    (alternatively; Dirk gets sick and Farah is left with the responsibility of babysitting her two very stubborn companions)

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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    These are 26 little Kings Of Con fics based on words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Some have ships, some don't. Each one is very different and some even have AU's! I did this on Amino but these have been edited and extended. Enjoy!

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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    " No! Let me go!" Dirk yelled

    "We will never let you go!"

    And this is how the universe once again screwed Dirk over.

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    A lesson in how many times one can roll their eyes in the shortest span of time, and how many times one can not be caught smiling.

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    When Amanda gets diagnosed with pararibulitis, Todd promised that he'd jam with her every sunset.

    When the worst happens, Todd intends to keep his promise. No matter how he feels about a certain holistic detective.

    (Or the one in which Amanda is a ghost, and that changes a lot of things. But not everything, because everything is still connected.)

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