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    Amanda looked filthy; there were marks and spots all over her, some of which looked like blood. None of it seemed to be hers, though, and she was wearing the biggest smile he’d seen her have in years.

    She pulled out of the hug and grinned at him, but Todd was a bit worried that without her arms to support him, he might collapse from shock.

    Amanda’s eyes went to Dirk, and she pointed up at him, still smiling.

    “Is this who ‘we’ are? I was wondering who you meant when you said that.”

    Without hesitation Dirk’s hand shot out and shook Amanda’s vigorously. He was beaming. Todd squeezed his eyes shut, feeling the headache he’d been carefully cultivating for the past fourteen hours start develop a conjoined twin.

    “Uh, yeah. This is Dirk. He’s my… well, he’s Dirk.”

    “I’m his friend.” Dirk said, as if Todd had simply forgotten to add that part. Todd was already too annoyed to correct him.

    Star Wars AU with possible shipping

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    [Y/N] was a was a perfectly normal college student, until they came across an object that sends them through, time, space, and even universes, in order to make their dreams come true... but at What price?

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    “Why are you wet?”
    “I looked in the lake.”
    “Under the ICE.”
    “It’s where I’d hide, Boss.”

    C1 - Vogel wakes up to an empty camp, and immediately fears the worst.
    C2 - In which Beast has a plan, and Cross is the tooth fairy
    C3 - Vogel has a nightmare, and the Rowdy 3 decide to take action

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    AU where Dirk’s treatment in Blackwing was a little worse and his escape a lot different

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    Please note the rating jump, however, the porny bits are easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea. More info on what to skip can be found in author's note of explicit chapters.

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    5/?
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    Amanda and the Rowdy 3 work at a sex shop when the AC breaks on the hottest day of summer. What follows is truly the heat's fault.

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    Todd had his fair share, of course. It had been a rough year, and there was no shortage of crap to fuel his subconscious. Many a night he had fumbled into wakefulness, Suzie Boreton’s laughter wrapping around him like barbed wire as he slithered backwards through time.

    ...

    But Dirk’s nightmares were worse, in their own way, because there was no sound, just the tightening of Dirk’s hand in Todd’s grip, the hushed gasps, and the endless, silent tears. 

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    Or, Dirk is broken as heck, so why not have him cry it out? That's it. That's the whole story. You can all go home now.

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    The Rowdy 3 are taken by Blackwing once again and it's up to Amanda to find them. Without Wakti Wapnasi's help this time things go wrong and she finds herself in a strange place called Purgatory and the only person who can help her is a crazy demon with Martin's face who calls himself 'Bobo Del Rey' (Wynonna Earp x Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Crossover fic)

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    Songfic requested by my gf @ostrichbacca on Tumblr. Brotzly + Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & the Waves

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    At the age of sixteen, Dirk Gently makes a choice.

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    The Rowdy 3 get lost, Todd is overprotective, for some reason there's a golden egg and Amanda just wants to cuddle up to Martin in peace. Takes place after season 2.

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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

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    "We should make the most of this situation." Dirk says.

    "What? Like have sex?" Todd says, snorting.

    Dirk goes rather red at this suggestion, and kicks Todd in response. "Or I could kick you out and use the leg room." He says.

     

     

    (A college au in which Todd and Dirk skirt around their feelings for each other because they're dipshits)

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    Just a place to dump all my prompt fills from tumblr that aren't long enough to be stand alone fics without clogging up the feed.

    1. “Let’s take a deep breath…” (Brotzly)

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    Martin and the boys come to Amanda's rescue on a chilly night.

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    She unclenched her teeth and took in a shallow breath. "Martin? Martin, you have to.." She grabbed his hand, squeezing it a little too tightly. "Take it, come on. Do the.. the energy thing."

    Why was he looking at her like that?

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    A collection of stories about a very shameless self insert.

     

    Casper and Vogal find themselves in Blackwing, a heinous government branch, and are thrown into a room with three others. The five boys share their experiences as they live their lives both outside and inside the facility.

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    It just might be that they liked to challenge each other to increasingly more intense sexual feats.

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    After Todd and Dirk take a trip out for breakfast, their meal takes an unexpected turn...

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    How Todd got four people with bullet wounds to the hospital in an ambulance straight out of the ‘60s.

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