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    Todd likes Farah
    Todd also likes Dirk
    He's hoping they don't mind if both of them date him.

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    Part two of the Kurlish/Brotzly mirrors series!

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    English
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    465
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    1/1
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    9
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    63
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    The first in a series of Bart and Ken (Kurlish) scene rewrites/mirror scenes, with Dirk and Todd (Brotzly)

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    "“What?! Who?! Where?!” The englishman bolted upright out of bed, his normally impeccable brown hair spiked and mussed all around. It seriously looked like Dirk Gently had had epic sex last night, but Todd knew better. Dirk was a fitful sleeper, which is why he had woken Todd up in the middle of the night."

    Language:
    English
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    1,680
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    269
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    It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
    ...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
    This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
    (or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)

    Language:
    English
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    70
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
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    46
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    Stuck in a college town with nothing to do, Amanda jumps at the chance to join punk band Rowdy Three on their tour across America as their replacement drummer.

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    English
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    59,566
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    14/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1125
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    Todd casts an unknown spell and ends up with a badger named Baguette and a cheerful vampire named Dirk in his apartment. And is then told by a witch named Sharon that he's stuck with them.

    An entirely self indulgent fic, the vampire/witches au no one asked for.

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    3,952
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    117
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    Martin drives. Amanda rides shotgun. They play truth or dare. She picks "Truth".

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    10
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    68
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    “Todd,” he squeaks, possibly crushing Todd’s chest with the force of his grip. “Are you sure about this?”
     
    “Relax,” says Todd, and Dirk can’t see his face but he sounds entertained. “I won’t drop you.”

    In which Todd gives Dirk one (1) piggyback, and things sort of spiral from there.

    Language:
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    6,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    357
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,683
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    505
    Kudos:
    566
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    6826
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    "He looked like he had just eaten vanilla ice cream very messily..." Dirk wants to convince Todd to quit his mundane job and join him in the detective agency. He does a special favor that Todd has been dreaming about to convince him. Contains smut.

    Language:
    English
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    2,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    151
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    “Não se preocupe eu já pedi pela permissão da sua irmã”

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    15
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    Their lives were just beginning to start, when the Great War began.

    Read to follow the life of Amanda Brotzman and those she loves, as one of history's defining moments shapes her life.

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    3,696
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    9
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    132
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    After Blackwing, Dirk struggles with living alone- especially for lack of apartment to return to, so he moves in with Todd. However there's still a lot to be done.

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    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    160
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    A lazy morning. A day without a case. A sleepy Todd. Dirk wishes this moment could last forever. The universe has other plans.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    2
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    181
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    Thanks to Todd, Dirk discovers the internet and uses it to look Things up. Recent google searches include:
    'How to take your boyfriend on the most brilliantly fun romantic date but which is also low key and chill because Todd would probably like that very much'
    and,
    'No i do not want 40 people doing a thing that makes Todd lose interest in me immediately i very much want him to retain interest in my hence why i want to take him on a romantic date that he will love'
    and,
    'Why doesn't the internet show me results of a very specific search query i just want Todd to love me'
    and lastly,
    'Cute date ideas'.

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    English
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    7,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    269
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    Wherein, an awful lot people keep getting killed around Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne contemplates the definition of murder, and Dick Grayson wishes his replacement was less of a vortex of death thank you very much. (Meanwhile, Tim Drake keeps showing up at statistically improbable times and Alfred Pennyworth is just a touch confused.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,759
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1998
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,307
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1907
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    For Smutember Day 7 : Spanking

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    English
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    2,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    125
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    “Vocês não deviam ser Rowdy 4 e não Rowdy 3 ? Já que são quatro de vocês”

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    9

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