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Porn. Dirty dirty porn.
Last bookmarked by I_Will_Disappear
24 May 2012
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When you save the world together, it creates a bond that nothing will ever break. And then you're stuck in your ordinary life being friends with John McClane. Which isn't all that bad, once you perfect the McClane Scale of Annoyance.
Last bookmarked by I_Will_Disappear
23 May 2012
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John is too damned old to be anybody's boyfriend.
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After the fire sale, Matt isn't surprised that John walks out of his life. He probably should be be surprised at how much he wants John in it.
Last bookmarked by Crimsonchic
15 May 2012
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When John comes around, it's to a familiar softwetwarm feeling, and his first thought is Holly. Except, unless things have changed a lot in the three years since he's seen her, Holly doesn't have stubble, and that's weird enough to drag him all the way awake.
Last bookmarked by Celticmuse5
13 May 2012
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John takes a vacation and bonds with a stranger.
Last bookmarked by LoserLover
8 May 2012
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"Daisy Duke, did you break into my house today?" John's voice was extra rumbly when he was pissed. Matt didn't find that hot. Not at all.
Last bookmarked by Slash_addict
25 Apr 2012
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One year later, Matt takes John McClane out for a drink.
Last bookmarked by Kjjay
14 Apr 2012
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McClane ventures outside the closet door.
Last bookmarked by vucizalis
3 Apr 2012
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They’d saved the country, dammit. They deserved some fucking fun, and they were too lame to have any.
“That’s it,” Matt said, making a decision. “We’re going to do this, McClane. No excuses. We are too awesome to be so boring.”
Last bookmarked by octopedingenue
2 Apr 2012
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“This is the worst,” Chen moaned. The Mets were getting their sorry asses handed to them once again. They had it coming—nobody could suck this bad without kind of doing it on purpose, John figured. But he still loved them. He couldn’t help it.
“Why are you sad?” Matt said. He looked genuinely perplexed. “Don’t you like the Mets?”
“Yes, you sweet, dumb thing,” Chen said patiently. She was a little drunk. “I am sad because they are losing.” She took a deep swig of the bottle of beer she’d nabbed from Matt’s hippie bag.
“Oh,” Matt said. “Oh!” He looked at the scoreboard with sudden understanding, and then immediate horror.
“Yes.” Chen said. “Now you see why I am so sad.”
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John has no idea what he's done to deserve somebody who feeds him fresh strawberries and waffles made from scratch, and he's a little apprehensive about what will happen if he starts enjoying it too much.
Last bookmarked by mariaah
31 Mar 2012
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John's son pays a surprise visit. Set after the events of DH4.
Last bookmarked by vucizalis
30 Mar 2012
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John throws a party and gets a clue.
Last bookmarked by mariaah
12 Mar 2012
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The scene from Die Hard where McClane and Bullet are temporarily reunited in the bathroom while McClane talks to Powell on the radio.
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It's always a joy to have the family around you at Thanksgiving.
Last bookmarked by havemy_heart
13 Feb 2012
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When Matt bought the gym membership, he knew he was screwed.
Last bookmarked by havemy_heart
13 Feb 2012
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Yuuta decides that subtle just isn't working for him.
Last bookmarked by feihu
10 Feb 2012
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Rec 5
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The world dies and is reborn, and in the midst of a police investigation, John and Matt reconnect without a mask between them.
Last bookmarked by ebilchickens
6 Feb 2012
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Rec 8
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They talk more than Matt thought they would.