1 - 20 of 26 Works found in Die (Homestuck)
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Stitch saw everything and nothing at the same time. From the brush of fingers over an effigy, the battered old tailor could see pain and torture and all the physical pain inflicted on any Felt member. All too often, the other members of the Felt came to him with their problems, especially one in particular...
Then again, Die has always been a strange one to Stitch...
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- Part 1 of Midnight City - The Felt
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It’s been four days since Droog called. His message had been short and simple, just a time and a location to meet him at later that evening. Die hadn’t gone. He’d spent most of the night in another timeline where Droog was dead and the city’s fashion had gone in a different direction. Die figured he would pay the price for it, but the way he saw it, he paid that price even if he did do what Droog said.
He should have realized that Droog would know that.
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- Part 3 of Trip
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Prompt:CLICHES
intermission high school AU. purple prose slashfic. mpreg (trollpreg?). pick a fandom cliche and write it. if you do a great job, you'll make me happy. if you do a terrible job you'll make badfic!lover anon happy. you can't fail! -
PS: Investigate Accidental Death by lucky_spike
Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
27 Feb 2012
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Another hysterical dame has come to Midnight City's renowned Problem Sleuth for help, and he's already in over his head. But with some luck and the cooperation of the Midnight Crew he might just be able to get to the bottom of it.
Of course, the latter might prove a smudge difficult.
((stabdads/sleuthdads AU, like you should expect anything else out of me))
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- Part 13 of Stabdads
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“Feeling more cooperative? There's a fifty percent chance you're not lucky today. Do you like those odds?”
“No. I... I just. Give me a minute! Let me think, please...” Could he tell Droog about the plans? The man would expect him to tell everything, he'd made that clear in the beginning as he'd stripped Die and tied him up. There would be no room for messing up and no room for a lie. Droog would know it if he even tried; Die was no good at lying!
“No time. Six...Five... Four... Three... Two... One...”
Click.
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Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.
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“Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.
“Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.
If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.
Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.
Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.
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It's Solstice Eve, and it's snowing. And Problem Sleuth is almost 100% certain that if you lick a metal lamppost, your tongue won't stick to it.
One of these things is about to bring on a bad night.
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- Part 14 of Stabdads
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Diamonds Droog is a patient man. All he has to do is wait for Die to fuck up. He's a Felt; it's just a matter of time. Sequel to Bad Trip.
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- Part 2 of Trip
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Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.
These are those stories.
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The fact of the matter was that the Felt was running out of time before the last bottle of aspirin in the whole fucking city was ingested by the whining green suits.
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What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?
Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.
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There is a mole in the department. You are certain of it. A mobsterswitch Felt fic.
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Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.
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They catch him off-guard. That's the only reason they get the jump on Slick. He's not anticipating any troubles on this job. It's not a bank job or a jewellers heist, it's just an accountant's office up on the fifth floor of an office building. They've got keys to building's back door and the office, and all Slick needs to do is let himself in and open the safe using the combination that the chucklefuck accountant keeps in his desk. There's no reason to drag along the rest of the boys so he doesn't. This proves to be a mistake when, right after he gets the safe open, he's ambushed by the Felt.
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The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.
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Die’s a weird one. This is pretty evident from the moment Crowbar meets him. Die’s got hunched shoulders and dark bags under his eyes, and when Crowbar looks him in the eye, Die keeps looking away. Crowbar’s not too impressed, but he doesn’t worry about it. Die’s just one in fourteen others, and if the worst he can manage is ‘weird’, then Crowbar doesn’t give a damn.
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After a heist gone wrong, Crowbar ends up staying up to make sure Die doesn't go to sleep with a head injury. He expects that it'll be boring, but he certainly doesn't expect to find out Die's got a tail.
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A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.
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What should be a regular interrogation with the Felt takes a nasty turn when they realize Slick isn't the man they thought he was.
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- Part 1 of Break