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    Anna Strong is trying desperately to live up to her name as she juggles a struggling tea shop, a sort-of-ex who quite frankly needs to stop smiling at her like that, and a heap of debts. Edmund Hewlett is a newly-transplanted lawyer still finding his place in this new city. This is a story about new love, making peace with the past, and finding common ground between two strong-willed, opinionated people who are extremely different and yet perhaps, in the end, very much alike.

    Because every ship needs—nay, DESERVES—a coffee tea shop modern AU. Will contain roughly 40% plot, 40% fluff, a splash of angst, occasional sexytimes, manifold heartfelt discussions about the natural sciences and sociopolitical philosophy, and more tea blends than you can shake a musket at.

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    A bit of self service to introduce as much of Aiden as I can manage to fit into my stories without it being too creepy.

    P.S: What do you lot think of Beverly, do you guys want more or less of her (Same goes with Aiden)?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    "...Why, my dear husband...I am glad to think that in your eyes, I am a woman of more beauty than a goddess. But I pray tell, which goddess might you mean? Lovely Aphrodite?" Emilia flashed a coy smile into the looking glass and silently praised herself, in pleasurable guilt, for the alluring tones she had managed to achieve in her voice. "Ay, you flatter me much."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

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    50/?
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    4
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    "Is this Asgard?" Sam asks. "Never thought I'd get to visit if I'm being honest with you."

    Thor smiles. "Asgard welcomes you and offers shelter while we plan a new approach for Mentos."

    "Thanos," Steve corrects.

    "Ah yes, I know, I just like to belittle him." Thor laughs. "He is beneath me."

    Bucky wishes he were beneath him.

    Oh God.

    ********

    After being rescued by Thor, Bucky is quite taken with the Prince of Asgard. Unfortunately, there are more pressing matters to deal with - namely, kicking Thanos' ass and saving the universe.

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    “But, Lance…” His voice trailed away as Hunk attempted to regain his composure, too many questions flooding his mind to ignore, “What happened? Why’s everyone in the pods?”

    Lance’s playful exuberance melted away and he stared blankly at Hunk.

    “You don’t remember the bomb?”


    Hunk awakens out of the medical pod to find everyone else still inside, and only Lance is there to take care of them all.
    He’s glad to be reunited with Lance, but as time goes on, Hunk realizes that things are not entirely what they seem…
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    Ciel Phantomhive arrives in a new city, fresh from a bad break up and a tragic accident, looking to begin a new life. Sebastian Michaelis is a tattoo artist with a dark past that seems to haunt him no matter where he goes. Will a new romance be what they both need when they end up in a new city together?

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    2/?
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    Chapters:
    147/?
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    18
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    Kyouken
    what is this

    hanger tooru
    a team group chat <3

     

    Kyoutani Kentarou has left the group

     


    [Seijou has a group chat. It doesn't go well.]

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    3/?
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    Jimin needs a hand with squeezing some clay, Taehyung supplies some hands.

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    Miu, Kokichi and Korekiyo happen to be the last three people left in the cafeteria this morning, and Miu's had a question on her mind for a while...

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    Hamilton is put into a group chat with three other people. He decides they're cool and they become friends. Mayhem ensues from there, very gay mayhem at that.

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    Before they were Overwatch Gabriel and Jack busted omniums for the UN military. There's just one problem with busting omniums is that even when everything goes according to plan that just means it's going to go to shit.

    Also, Jack has cat ears.

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    Co-captains Namjoon and Jaebum have their work cut out for them controlling the riotous mess that is their university's men's club football team. Between wild pranks, even wilder conspiracy theories, and their irritating tendency to steal each other's clothes during showers, Club GB is a handful.

    But to the fourteen members of GB, football is everything. And through all that life throws at them- grades and parents and dreams that might never come true- at least they've got football, and at least they've got each other.

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    3/?
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    17
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    Shiro likes to think of himself as a paternal figure to Lance, Pidge and Hunk. He's not quite sure why Allura finds that so funny.

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    “So I owe you a date with the bitter Min Yoongi, huh?” Hoseok looks away at something behind the bar and frowns to himself at the disappointment of his defeat.

     

    “Ahh,” Seokjin blushes slightly, telling smile on his lips. “I don’t think that’s entirely necessary anymore.”

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    There was a point in Sai's life—very recently, in fact—when he would have done anything to belong to an actual clan. He’s never had a wish come back to bite him in the ass quite this hard before.

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    After Ben dies, money adds up and Peter and May move into a smaller apartment on the other side of Queens.

    Peter, knowing that extra tuition and a commute would take up time and money that he doesn't have, switches schools.

    His first day is pretty wild.

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    106
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    Alexander has a really annoying alarm that wakes both him and Thomas in the early hours and it's driving Thomas insane

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    Yuuri has fallen. From Heaven, and for his idol, Victor Nikiforov.
    As Yuuri finds his true self and learns to hold the world in the palm of his hand, Heaven is reeling at the loss of their youngest angel. When Yuuri has to choose between his love and his duty, what will happen?
    (I am bad at summaries, but this is the first story I'm actually proud of.)
    I am an atheist and only know bits and pieces about angels and Heaven so please be gentle. I am all for constructive criticism, though.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
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    Oikawa Tooru is absolutely taken with his new co-worker, Iwaizumi Hajime. He decides that the best way to woo him would be to spam his inbox with space puns and way too many pictures of his cat. 

    The focus is on Iwaizumi/Oikawa; heavy background emphasis on Bokuto, Kuroo, Tsukishima and Akaashi; rotating background characters of Sugawara, Daichi, Nishinoya, Asahi, Tanaka, Kyoutani, Yahaba, Kenma, Lev and Terushima.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    190,862
    Chapters:
    98/100
    Comments:
    2952
    Kudos:
    2266
    Bookmarks:
    289
    Hits:
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