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    Freaky Friday meets the USWNT when Tobin, Ali, and Kelley are switch bodies. (This is rated teen for sexual references. There are no explicit sex scenes, but there are express mentions of it as well as dick jokes.) Alpha/Beta/Omega

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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    Tyler's shared his hopes his dreams with Josh, and now he can't let him go. He knows how to hold onto a good thing, how to never take someone for granted. The downside is that he stops wanting to share after a while.

    Josh leans closer, his voice speaking right into Tyler's ear.
    “Come with me.”
    Josh doesn't own Tyler, and Tyler doesn't own Josh- but this isn't a question.
    “To- to LA?”

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    Remus has a question. James has a solution. Sirius has an answer...wait, did he seriously (no pun intended) just say that out loud though??

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Sean Conlon, future King of Brooklyn, hates his life for more reason than one.
    1. He didn't exactly choose to be royalty, and doesn't want to be.
    2. His parents arranged a marriage with Jack Pulitzer, future King of Manhattan, a guy he's never met.
    3. While staying in the Manhattan palace, he falls for someone, but it's not Jack.
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    a royalty au

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    this is just a place to dump all my noradrabbles. angst, fluff, and crack abound.

    newest - 26: "a little bit of letting go" (yatori hurt/comfort)

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    “You’re not sending a picture of my bleeding dick—“

    “Bloody dick—“

    “Shut the fuck up. You’re not sending a picture of my dick to Shiro.”

    Keith’s dark eyes looked up at him innocently. Thumb hovering over the send button.

    “Keith,” Lance said warningly. “Don’t do it.”

    He tapped send.

    “Bad Keith!”

     

    Dick Count: 21

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    Welcome to the Olympic Group Chat. No one ever leaves. People occasionally get kicked but they come back.

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    To: Shimi
    hey, quick question, do you think I might be gay?
    From: Shimi
    Sawamura's thighs?
    To: Shimi
    oh wtf
    From: Shimi
    Am I wrong?

    --

    All Sugawara wants is a little inspiration.
    All Daichi wants is for his regulars to finally pay off their tab.
    All everyone else wants is to drink good liquor and watch as their best friends struggle.

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    “But, Lance…” His voice trailed away as Hunk attempted to regain his composure, too many questions flooding his mind to ignore, “What happened? Why’s everyone in the pods?”

    Lance’s playful exuberance melted away and he stared blankly at Hunk.

    “You don’t remember the bomb?”


    Hunk awakens out of the medical pod to find everyone else still inside, and only Lance is there to take care of them all.
    He’s glad to be reunited with Lance, but as time goes on, Hunk realizes that things are not entirely what they seem…
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    It's not easy being in love with your best friend, but Sam has managed fine for the last ten years or so. Then Abigail had to go and make them do that stupid dare, and things suddenly got a lot harder.

    And more difficult, too.

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    Comedy equals tragedy plus time.

    A very long time in this case.

    // A collection of oneshots by various authors.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    Written for JayTim Week 2017, for the prompt Sunburn.

    Always apply a generous amount of sunscreen to all areas of exposed skin (and never let Jason Todd apply it for you).

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    1/1
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    Showgirl Rebecca Catalina is set to wed the rich Alex Armstrong, but his family has different ideas. Private Eye, Roy Mustang, is hired to follow her and her best friend, Riza Hawkeye, to determine if she is loyal to her fiance.

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    Dean decides it's time for Sam to meet his partners. And, what better way to do that than to take Sam to one of his boyfriend Jimmy's drag shows?

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    here's the thing:
    “because you’re nearing that territory of no return, you know like when you’re swimming and everything is going, well, swimmingly, and you see a dark abyss if you go closer and you decide to tempt fate to see what would happen if you did go closer, but surprise, there’s a fucking current that sucks you in if you get too close - and if you get sucked in then you will die a horrific death at the bottom of the ocean. the end, nice knowing you. do you even know how to swim? also jimin wants me in speedos when he gets back and i don’t own a pair so i thought -”

    “do you ever stop?” jungkook said, checking his ears for blood. “just - what the fuck. how do i end up at the bottom of ocean? why did you just recite the finding nemo summary?”
    “feelings, you doped up baboon, if you catch feelings in an fwb - you die. kicked to curb like the trash panda you are. and it’s an epic movie, dumbfuck.”

    or, a manual (that no one should follow) on how to move on.

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    This tale primarily follows Dolph's and Space kid's budding friendship into something more along with their funny and playful antics.

    You'll laugh at this just give it a shot! :)

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    Abigail plays Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    “I thought your face is supposed to be covered in scars?”

    “I say that to keep fucks like you from taking off my mask.”

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