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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    English
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    32,295
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    953
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    AU Muggle technology come to the wizarding world. A cheeky sassy Harry Potter's bare bum is practically the first thing the Weasley family see when they web cam (for the first time) Ginny in Wales for her birthday. This sets of a string of selfies from Harry to a reluctant Ron.

    Language:
    English
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    3,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    2
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    71
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    Kim Taehyung was deaf.
    And Jeon Jeongguk was a fucking idiot for not noticing sooner.

    Language:
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    31,692
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2159
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    English
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    269,843
    Chapters:
    167/200
    Comments:
    310
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2885
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    To: Shimi
    hey, quick question, do you think I might be gay?
    From: Shimi
    Sawamura's thighs?
    To: Shimi
    oh wtf
    From: Shimi
    Am I wrong?

    --

    All Sugawara wants is a little inspiration.
    All Daichi wants is for his regulars to finally pay off their tab.
    All everyone else wants is to drink good liquor and watch as their best friends struggle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475,117
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    1731
    Kudos:
    1905
    Bookmarks:
    298
    Hits:
    29681
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    Seb isn't gay, never even considered it. It's just fun to do things that embarrass Sam, that's all. Things like kissing him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,177
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    332
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    Dean is trying to leave work before he gets dragged into the office party, but Castiel Novak, the sexy new head of HR has very different plans for him.

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    English
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    2,273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    972
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    This tale primarily follows Dolph's and Space kid's budding friendship into something more along with their funny and playful antics.

    You'll laugh at this just give it a shot! :)

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    4,375
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    9
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    240
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    Sebastian and Sam confide in Abigail. She wishes they hadn't.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,402
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    929
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    Arakita is pissed of because sOMEONE is blocking his garage. He needs a plan, Miya has one. Does it work??? FIND OUT

    Language:
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    1,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    28
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    (6:50) I thought you wouldn’t want to be left hanging re: my dick epic
    (6:51) Pun again unintended
    (6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick

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    An AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number.

    Inappropriately, naturally.

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    71,874
    Chapters:
    20/25
    Comments:
    410
    Kudos:
    785
    Bookmarks:
    158
    Hits:
    15012
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    Corvin had a simple, comfortable life. With her nice house, 5 lizards, good family, good job. She wouldn't change a thing. But, of course, the world has a way of fuckin ya over, Corvin knows this now. She just didn't know it would be so literal.

    In which, the Decepticons find Corvin before the Autobots do.
    (AU to my other story, The Authoress) (Rated M for everything)

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    1/1
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    "Hesitant, Emilia reached up to stroke the brilliant scarlet rose in her hair, wincing slightly as one finger got caught on a sharp thorn. The blood, hidden in the flower's velvet petals, welled up in a thin red line as she placed her finger delicately in her mouth to quell the faint flow of that red tide. There is danger hidden in beauty, she thought suddenly, incongruously, and thorns sharp and cutting ensconced in flowers of love."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

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    English
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    18,790
    Chapters:
    70/108
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    67
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    Written for the prompt: AU where Seijou is an art school and their joint anatomy/whatever class has to sketch a nude model with a very impressive package. (Who has the dick piercing?)

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    English
    Words:
    1,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    453
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    this is the texting au no one asked for but i made anyways

    Language:
    English
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    2,774
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1446
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    Pidge just wants the fame and fortune that comes with finding and saving The Long Lost Prince Keith from the tower in which he resides. Unfortunately, Keith refuses to exit the tower without fucking his knight in shining armor—in other words, Pidge is not on the menu. She and her partner in crime, Hunk, go on a journey for the D that satisfies Keith's list of requirements, all for the unlimited fortunes that they would receive in return for saving the Prince.

    DISCLAIMER: This is literally just for fun and not serious whatsoever.

    Language:
    English
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    17,628
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1107
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    Relationship tags were removed; Will update them as the story progresses.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,714
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3031
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    After "Into the Mystic" (S11E11), someone asked "Why did Dean steal that Viagra? What is he going to do with it?"

    In a nutshell, Dean makes a very-Deanlike choice and hilarity ensues (unless you're Dean, who doesn't think this crap is funny, thank you very much!).

    Language:
    English
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    3,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    57
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    Keith basically talks in innuendoes but never knows it. It makes life hard for Lance.

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    English
    Words:
    1,097
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1294
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    this is just a place to dump all my noradrabbles. angst, fluff, and crack abound.

    newest - 25: "first time" (suzune)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,843
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1685

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