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    Growing up in a brothel didn't leave Jester with many illusions about much of anything. But some lessons take longer than others.

    The one where Jester's mother runs a brothel and Jester is learning both how to draw and that people can be bastards. Pastries may or may not be consumed.

    [For Episode 6!]

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    1/1
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    4
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    10
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    1
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    Harry goes and a date with Tom and gets an unexpected surprise at the end.

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    660
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    2/2
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    21
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    50
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    4
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    As her own pulse echoes deafeningly between her ears Peggy affords herself a moment of self-praise.

    Leaving the high heels behind this morning was an excellent choice.

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    Oikawanker: fuck yeah paninis are the shit 

    Waka Waka: paninis are a good source of nutrition. It is not shit. 

    Oikawanker: "the shit" is a compliment, Ushiwaka-chan

    SugAAAH: I'd wank with a panini if you paid me 

    DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Suga stop being nasty! 

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    9/?
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    31
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    96
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    5
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    1157
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    Баки был на кухне…
    Тони… это не нравится.

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    Русский
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    538
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    1/1
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    27
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    1
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    127
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    Grimmjow turns up on Ichigo’s doorstep dressed to kill. Himself, specifically: he’s wearing Urahara’s newest de-powered gigai. Ichigo pretends he minds the break from normalcy.

    A tale of peacetime ennui, drinking, fighting and unexpected understandings found in the lull beyond a war.

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    35,306
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    9/?
    Comments:
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    213
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    34
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    Serena calls upon Sacha's Salami to save Valentine's Day.

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    860
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    566
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    Mayor Lewis has lost his shorts, so Abigail decides to play Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    3/6
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    26
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    859
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    Lance and Shiro wake up to find themselves stuck in a box together and they must figure out how to deal with their situation while they wait for help.

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    164
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    11
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    What would happen if Slit survived the carnage of the final chase to re-capture the wives?

    The Razor Cola was crushed between two massive rigs. The gas tank blew. Max Rockatansky's car has been reduced to a crumpled up heap of scrap, but something inside is still breathing.

    What would you do if you found something that could survive the madness of Fury Road? How crazy would you have to be to bring that broken creature home with you?

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    22/?
    Comments:
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    57
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    11
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    906
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    Inspired by a recent-ish Super Mario Odyssey episode of Game Grumps where Arin doesn't-ask-but-really-does-ask Dan if he would be okay if he (Arin) just started masturbating in front of him.

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    English
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    1/1
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    3
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    27
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    2
    Hits:
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    200/200
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    250
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    26
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    (Post S3 AU) Team Voltron is captured by Lord Zarkon. One by one they're sentenced to die. And yet in the midst of everything...Lance and Keith are able to find each other. To get a smile, one last time.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    English
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    68,883
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    The Daily Grind is the cornerstone of the Bluth Family coffee empire. Or at least, it would be, if they could actually retain customers. But Gob Bluth has a plan to drum up business, crush his rival Tony Wonder over at the Wonder Emporium, and get laid. Not necessarily in that order. Michael just wants Gob to show up to work on time. But fate has different plans, and Sucker69 might be more of a Sugar Daddy of information than Gob is bargaining for. (Expect like, so many sex and candy puns.)

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    English
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    3,131
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    144
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    “It’s pointless to count stars.”

    “It’s also pointless to count freckles, but I know you have 36 on the edge of your left hand.”

    a soft one-shot with a snarky blaise, an easily embarrassed ron, homemade sweaters, constellations and freckles.

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    As Rusty tries to avoid socializing at Sergeant Hatred’s party, Brock hatches a different plan. Aka, how Brock got Rusty naked into a robe before pushing him out to soak in a hot tub with two weirdos. S3 Ep 4, “Home is Where the Hate Is.”

    Discussion of dick size, shrinkage and more than a bit of irony at the end.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    6
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    1
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    62
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    "Just fucking kick his ass already, we need a fucking tank that knows what the fuck he's doing, dumbasses!"

    "I thought you said you were going to finish it on your own?"

    "Guys. Don't vote to kick him. This is entertaining."

    "God fucking damnit, just shut the fuck up already and do your job!"

    "I can't! I'm dead remember!?"

    "Then how do you expect me to do my job?! Geeze you're a shitty healer"

    "And you're a shitty tank, now we're fucking even"

    "I wouldn't be dead if SOMEONE did their damned job!"

    "Your ass wouldn't be dead if you paid attention to where you were fucking standing, there was an AOE right fucking there!"

    "I WAS STUNNED!"

    "That was your own damn fault!"

    "Oi! At least I was doing my job!"

    "I was doing mine too until you were a dumbass"

    "I'm not the dumbass, dumbass"

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    English
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    4,196
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    494
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    Agent Hoseok and Agent Yoongi are given word by their director that there is definitely at least one rat in one of the FBI departments worldwide, but regardless of where this rat (or these rats) are, one thing is certain; the two are sent in undercover to Los Angeles where the largest American gang (which is obviously the gang the "rat" is teaming with) lurks. Unfortunately, the director give them fake identities as a married, gay couple residing in LA.

    Language:
    English
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    26,522
    Chapters:
    7/60
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
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    18
    Hits:
    1243
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    How could Sean’s penis poop its pants?

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    English
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    Comments:
    10
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    204

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