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    “Thank you so much,” she cooed, reaching out a slender hand with hot pink nail polish to put it on the red-haired man’s arm. Since she grew up with wolves of course she didn’t know what she was doing was so suggestive but the ginger guy’s eyes flicked towards their point of contact. His brilliant blue orbs conveyed all the arousal that was certainly making his One-Eyed Wonder Weasel swell in his boxers right then and there.

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    Some of the males of Smash have decided to monopolize the Mr. Saturn Hot Springs for the evening, it doesn't end well for some of them.

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    Anon asked: How about a Sterek prompt right after Derek becomes an alpha. After that everything about Derek is so much more; his muscles are bloated in size, his cock and balls are huge, and even the amount he comes is enormous. Do size kink and Stiles worshiping Derek while Derek humiliates Stiles about their size difference until Stiles comes on him. Then Derek makes him lick it off of him. And add any other kinks or such that you'd like!

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    The night that Peter Hale died and Derek became the alpha — his eyes flashing red, locking onto Stiles as he gritted out, “I’m the alpha now" — everything changed.

    Derek changed.

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    When Brock signed up with Hydra, he thought he understood what that meant. He thought he understood the risks to himself. He didn't.

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    Random chatrooms with random characters. You got a character suggestion for the next chap drop a comment!

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    Several people have complained that the title of “How Everyone Started Sleeping Together” implied way more porn than it delivered. This sequel does not fix the problem. At all.

    (Takes place sometime after HESST, at some hypothetical point where the KH series is completed and everyone gets a happy ending. Sora and company are about 19.)

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    America tells sexual jokes to some countries :) Also I rated it mature because of all dis sex talk...
    ( ̄へ ̄)I got no regrets!

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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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    This would be the first time that John would see him directly after a session. Since they had moved in to 221B a few years ago, Sherlock had only indulged three times, and always when John had been away somewhere.
    NOT age-play!

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    You're visiting your boyfriend, popular Youtuber, Jacksepticeye in Ireland, and due to the timezones you were up late. After doodling with a marker for awhile, a devious idea pops into your head.

    ( Fic prompt by @DixonVixon , my wonderful friend and inspiration! )

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    The king and sun with luck descend,
    To face their parents' punishments.
    A smothered flame to reignite,
    And hold the map to the God of light.
    Three will die but four are saved,
    Death begins on the quest's first day.

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    He’d lost. He’d lost completely. He would never, ever remember their love. He would marry that North Korean girl and live a happy straight and socially accepted life.

    And tears started pouring from his eyes as he smiled weakly and blinked the lights away. That was close.

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    Jungkook is a fetus. Namjoon is a fuckboy. Yoongi is #2_$waggy_4_U. Jimin is the object of all desire. Hoseok is really bad at being a horse. Taehyung is absolutely great at being a horse.
    Seokjin is an actual neglected housewife, and the only thing holding his family together.

    There's seriously something wrong with this bunch.

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    This is just a poem I did with a friend while we watched the NKOTB Cruise 2014 video footage of Joey McIntyre making a fool of himself letting those three glorious, infamous words slip through his mouth into history. He will never live this down as long as he lives.

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    Hongbin isn't hiding. No, hiding implies that he's scared and Hongbin is completely, totally, 100% not terrified of the scary customer who comes in at 8:15am every day.

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    Or: Five meals Sam Wilson shares with Steve Rogers
     

     

    Steve wakes up again a couple of hours later, complaining about how hungry he is. His IV bag is empty but clearly it was doing very little in the face of the Serum. Sam smiles at him and grabs a nurse, requesting as much food as she can feasibly get. Sam’s fed Steve breakfast; he knows how much that man can put away

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    Leo reluctantly uses the transitions in his life to get closer to Neymar. New information arises as they take steps in their relationship, prompting Leo to make his choices with Neymar as an influence.

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    They know something is wrong when they wake up in different clothes. Excuse Adam and Annabelle for not figuring out something huge is different in their world.

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    After Battle City, Bakura reclaims the Millennium Ring and finds himself unexpectedly in control of the evil spirit inside it. What follows is a long, strange week of Monster World, mind games, memory gaps, and terrible mistakes.

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