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    This is what happens when you shove Benedict Cumberbatch in a room with any number of his characters.

    PLEASE NOTE: there WILL be a sequel... currently being worked on, expect something in the next few days; subscribe to keep up to date!

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    20
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    (6:50) I thought you wouldn’t want to be left hanging re: my dick epic
    (6:51) Pun again unintended
    (6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick

    OR an AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number.

    Inappropriately, naturally.

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    9/?
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    July 26, 2022. An accident in the lab leaves Newt with an identity crisis.

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    He didn't like Armin in that way anymore, it was only in memories that they survived. What could he even like about that blond anyways? He's irritating, with his fucking gorgeous blond hair. And eyes that make you want to swim in blue pools of water. What a fucking asshole.

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    20/?
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    7
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    “Who are Rhonda Hurley and Beth Grantham?”

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    3
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    Josh thinks he gets the gist of the show when suddenly, Eric and Sookie are very naked and Eric is on top of her on the living room floor, and Josh raises an eyebrow. His dick is hard instantly – like, literally instantly, because a van full of men isn't exactly the best place to jerk off and the closest thing he's been to porn in the last two weeks is peeking at the newest issue of Front magazine they're in with Vikki Blows on the cover. Also, he's eighteen, and Anna Paquin's boobs, but also Alexander Skarsgard's butt, and Josh must look as overwhelmed as he feels because Dan snorts out a laugh.

    “You alright mate?” Dan asks.

    “You said there'd be blood and guts but you completely failed to mention the extremely graphic vampire on human sex,” Josh says, shifting a bit as Eric fucks Sookie from behind.

     
    or, it's 2009 and dan is really into this new vampire show called true blood.

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    1
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    “Have you ever seen Freaky Friday ?” Stiles asks.

    “Yes.” Deaton says, the question clear in his voice.  

    “Well, welcome to Freaky Furday.

    Or, the one where Scott and Derek switch bodies.

    ETA: This story is no longer under hiatus. Posting is active.

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    11/13
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    221
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    Prompt, "Don't Go -Dean Winchester".

    Determined to go down on Dick with their secret weapon, Sam and Dean first have to get through the last scrap of family they have left living -Castiel.

    The diminished angel won't let them fling their lives away, and tries to argue them out of taking Dick; whilst simultaneously feeling slightly shafted they won't let him come along for 'safety reasons'.

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    1/1
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    When Toby has a meltdown in the middle of the shoe department, Stiles has no idea what to do to calm him down.

    Derek provides a little helper.

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    An AU featuring tiny werewolves, awkward single dads, and an ill-timed clothing rack safari.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    1591
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    121
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    For luck. Because, at this rate, that's all that will get the Normandy crew through the Collector campaign. With a commander more interested in getting laid than completing the mission, his friends come up with a neat solution.

    But where there's a will, there's a way...

    Set during ME2 with some references to the events of ME1.

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    1/1
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    12
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    1
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    One of Ymir's secret fetishes is chubby girls, and she takes time and money to train Sasha to be the perfect, round pet for her to play with on the side, with a diet heavy in freckled girl sausage.

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    Enjolras is bored and that is awesome.

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    A follow up to Pros and CONs (you're going to want to read that one first). This is what happens at the next year's Supernatural Convention in Vegas. (set slightly further into the future)

    Or

    The one where Richard Speight Jr. gets all gliddy-gloopy, Kim Rhodes is still the most fantastic human being on the planet (with Genevieve Padalecki and Danneel Ackles as close seconds), Mark-fucking-Sheppard apparently went to medical school, everyone still has a potty mouth (again, the reason for the rating), Ty Olsson gets a bit of redemption, and Osric Chau believes he actually is Han Solo.

     

    And yeah, Jared Padalecki was sooo right about the hugs thing (even if he did totally fuck up the magic hat).

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    "The kid sitting on the bed is wearing the new-boy grey uniform, his hair a mess and his eyes slightly red rimmed from crying... But he looks so young, is the thing, and Louis quickly decides he must have a short sentence and only robbed a candy store for some jelly beans."

     

     

     

    Or the one where Louis is a senior inmate in his block and it's his mission to take Harry's prison virginity.

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    48
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    Talia tells Peter that if he doesn't find a mate himself, she has candidates for a match.

    “You’re such a drama queen, Peter. You’re my favorite brother and ideally, I’d like you to find true love, to find your true mate and raise a family and be happy forever. But at this point, you need to find someone you can tolerate to be mated with, who tolerates you and benefits the pack.”

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    Chapters:
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    Hater aims for some "alone time" only to be rudely interrupted.

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    Numbers usually bottoms. Every now and then Wrench will bottom, but they don’t do it very often because Wrench is super sensitive, so things get really intense when he bottoms. And they like to be someplace safe/familiar because of that (i.e. not a random hotel on a job).

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    43
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    2
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    - Что, Хиджиката-сан, член отсох?
    Яойным додзинси посвящается.
    Написано для команды Гинтоки/Хиджиката на SMWars-2014.

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    Русский
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    3,260
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    1/1
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    Dean Winchester was dead, gone, in the ground and shipped off to hell. It had been 4 months. And he wasn't coming back. Or at least that's the way it was supposed to be.

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    Comments:
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    1036
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    'Does he know someone could easily accidentally call him Dick Lover?'
    'I'll keep that in mind and ask him next time I see him.'
    'Okay, thanks, Firecrotch.'

    In response to a prompt asking for Ian telling his co-workers what a badass his husband (Mickey) is, and when they meet him for the first time, Mickey is nothing but nice and calls Ian cute pet names.

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    English
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    1,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1819

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