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    The day that one of us got married, Sebastian and I said that we would play one last round of tennis-ball golf in the parking lot of the hospital as single friends.

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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    66/?
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    51
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    40
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    3
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    Sherlock has ceased trying to battle his urges.
    Instead, he has mastered them.

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    4/?
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    33
    Kudos:
    78
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    16
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    1297
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    Yoongi and Jimin reminisce about their childhood, their relationship and Jeon Jungkook.

    or

    How Donald Trump was defeated by a waffle and soju in a "no-homo" cup.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    2
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    36
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    3
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    379
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    "Look, a dick is just kinda there, right? But a cock is, y'know, taking an interest and trying to get involved."

    He makes a wavy 'get involved' motion with his hand that Sam finds extremely disturbing.

    "If it's hard, it's a cock. Calling it a dick is just disrespectful."

    Language:
    English
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    1,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
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    318
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    34
    Hits:
    1750
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    Adam and Ronan come out to Gansey. That's it.

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    1/1
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    1
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    36
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    679
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    Marco is well endowed, and everyone knows it.

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    1/1
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    22
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    80
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    8
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    485
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    Yuu didn't mean to give Mika a love potion. Shinoa said it was just a 'medicine'. How was he supposed to know this would happen?

    Or basically what happened to Yoichi in that one Seraph of the Endless clip, but with a questioning Yuu and a /very/ gay Mika.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    27
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    240
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2896
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    Unapologetically smutty pieces to accompany Love is Infinite. Yep, that's it.

    Part 3: Dark Pit has some plans for Pit when they have a picnic outdoors...

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    10,230
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    382
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    Post-rescue from a cosmic horror Tommy discovers months of his life missing, the team reformed without him, and Billy more powerful than anyone had imagined. Not that any of that bothers him. He's fine.

    David is glad the multiverse roadtrip from hell is over so he can get back to a relatively normal life and repair the mistakes he's made. The last thing he needs is to complicate his life further by getting involved in the strained relationship between Tommy and the rest of the team.

    Tommy's not fine. David gets involved. The team helps and hurts in turn and the situation gets messier.

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    English
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    70,111
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    119
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    166
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1887
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    In which BTS and GOT7 both have suites in the same dorm and chaos ensues. As told by their beleaguered RA through emails, texts, whiteboard messages, penis-shaped post it notes, rude graffiti, and incident reports. Enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    568
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    Louis: can yall stop typing in caps i am recovering from my orgasm and can't read this loud

    Liam: I-

    Calum: I’m moving out.

    Luke: I don't understand what is going on but im loving it.

    Series
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    1,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    31
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    The way to a man's heart is through his dick.

     

    Based on a prompt I found on tumblr.

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    21
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    149
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1504
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    High school dropout Craig is admitted to Denver's Psychiatric Hospital after he survives an 'accidental' suicide attempt due to the emotional scars South Park has left him. Once he's there, he meets an array of different characters. He makes friends and foes, though one boy in particular manages to capture his heart. His roommate, Tweek.

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    English
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    12,537
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    18
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    106
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    8
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    Dick Grayson is allergic to rabbits.

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    13
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    1
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    baekhyun discovers the magic of a good slap.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    400
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    “No way, Futakuchi-senpai,” Sakunami says. That’s all. He says it lightly, laughingly, patting Kenji’s arm like they’re both in on this wild charade together when Kenji is pretty sure that he’s the only one who has been plunged straight into hell on a day that’s supposed to celebrate his birth into the world instead of making him want to leave it.

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    2,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    23
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    4
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    181
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    Jeonghan is a lovestruck college student, and Seungcheol is a rich hot dad.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1505
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    North clears his throat. “Speaking of which, I should tell you– I’d appreciate it if you didn’t send me any more inappropriate pictures.”

     

    This is not the dick pic fic that the fandom deserves, but it is the dick pic fic that I am supplying.

    Language:
    English
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    12,177
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    281
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    Thomas seems to be obsessed with pandas and cute things, Newt acknowledges how odd his boyfriend's obsession is when he sees his underwear choice one night.

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    English
    Words:
    288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    320

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