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    Sombra joined Talon in the pursuit of information, pure and simple. At least, that's how it started out. Things got complicated almost immediately. She wasn't expecting an angry cloud of smoke to be her boss, and Reaper certainly was not expecting her. Then she learned who she was really working for and became too emotionally invested to leave. Some of his old friends are willing to help her help him, while others aren't so sure...

    More than a year later, something she learns drives her to start making plans. It's easier to burn bridges than to rebuild them, harder to forgive others and harder still to forgive yourself, but hope? That's the hardest thing of all.

    All the ships are pale; there will be no romance in this work, but you can look forward to some intense adopted-family feels, the fall of Talon, and rebuilding some burned bridges. Additional tags and description may be added later as I put chapters up.

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    68/?
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    Castiel the gay angel man wants to make sure his father, the Big Man in the Sky, doesn't have a problem with him being in love with a certain Dean Winchester. On the contrary, God himself ships it.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    154/?
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    17
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    Ciel Phantomhive arrives in a new city, fresh from a bad break up and a tragic accident, looking to begin a new life. Sebastian Michaelis is a tattoo artist with a dark past that seems to haunt him no matter where he goes. Will a new romance be what they both need when they end up in a new city together?

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    8/?
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    Rick and Morty are forced to confess their darkest secrets when the ship gets stranded in a Freudian Slip.

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    Monstur: getting roasted every time

    Mommy: be happy ur dick ain’t roasted

    TheKock: i literally felt the pain in my dick

    Taebae: imagine getting your dick roasted

    Chimass: 10/10 would eat roasted dicks with chopsticks

    TheKock: …??

    Chimass: what? I can’t get my nails dirty from the food

    Monstur: „Food“

    Chimass: i have class even while eating dick – something y’all can’t understand

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    Suggested ficlet from tumblr, featuring two boys getting tricked into a knitting club and attempting (and failing) to rebel in their own special way.

    “What’re you in for?”
    “Apparently, I’m being too ‘antisocial’ and ‘am wasting my life away’ and ‘my friends are worried about me’ or some such bullshit. You?”
    “Swore a life debt to a snarky broad with a sadistic streak the size of planet fuckin’ Jupiter.”
    “…That’s rough, buddy.”

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    Arya and Jon don't really like Theon that much; but to his credit, Robb does. Maybe a little bit more than normal.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Bucky wouldn't say that he's necessarily active in the LGBTQIA club on campus. He's not the kind of guy that runs around waving the rainbow flag like it's going out of style or screaming to everyone just how actually super gay he is.

     

    Prompt: The guy with the bibles on the quad has cornered me and is screaming about hell, please rescue me.

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    “But, Lance…” His voice trailed away as Hunk attempted to regain his composure, too many questions flooding his mind to ignore, “What happened? Why’s everyone in the pods?”

    Lance’s playful exuberance melted away and he stared blankly at Hunk.

    “You don’t remember the bomb?”


    Hunk awakens out of the medical pod to find everyone else still inside, and only Lance is there to take care of them all.
    He’s glad to be reunited with Lance, but as time goes on, Hunk realizes that things are not entirely what they seem…
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    It's John and Roxy's first time.
    Sex including but not limited to: Excessive giggling, dick jokes, John can't find the fuckin hole, Roxy can't stop giggling, plus lots of heated cheeks and corny jokes.

    "Oh my god John, it bounced!" Roxy let out in between her giggles.
    The tan male's cheeks blossomed in red and he covered his face. "Roxy, don't laugh! That's perfectly normal, oh my gooood."
    "It's so cute!! It pulses too, ohmilord John! Lookit!" Roxy peered closer and gently poked the head before giggling again as John made a loud whine of embarrassment. "Johnny! I love your dick it's so cute!" Leaning even closer, she pressed a soft kiss to the head.

    -Can stand alone!-

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    Pacer doesn't like little rats who extort money from him and then don't even follow through on promises, but he did say they're a bastard after his own heart.

    The Courier just doesn't know how to keep from being a smart ass.

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    Harry Potter is minding his own business. His arch-enemy seems to say something to him one day, and for a second they both think Draco says something different. But as it turns out, it's just an insult. Figures.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    a groupchat with all of my oc's. (somewhat) brief descriptions of their stories and plotlines. some fanfic ocs sprinkled in there, hence the fandom tags.

    i swear it was a joke at first and it spiraled out of control and turned into this monster

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    Alfred tries to flirt, and oh does he fail spectacularly. Arthur meanwhile, is not impressed. But not really a surprise there. That doesn't mean Al will give up though, and hey: you have to give him points for effort.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    this is the texting au no one asked for but i made anyways

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    4/?
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    116
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    You're a human with a very rare and unique skill; one that everyone on the Lost Light can respect.

    Shame that's not what gets their engines revving.

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    A few months have passed and Ransom's relationship is going strong, Tango and Nursey have a talk, and Bitty negotiates with Jack.

    "AB: we have not heard anything about this mystery lad of Ransom's. I do declare that it's getting serious, too. There was a trip to see him over the holidays, if I'm not mistaken"

    "DN: I have literally no clue what you're talking about, I am pure and innocent"

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    Comments:
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    3
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    Even breaks his nose.

    Or what maybe happened after s4 trailer.

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    Following Jason and Dick's One night stand, Dick is feeling guilty for his actions. Jason isn't sure what to do about this whirlwind of emotions.

    What will the Bat Family do if they find out about their little indiscretion? More importantly, What will Bruce do?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    113
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    15
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