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    Part 6 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    As punishment for drawing penises on the Hokage's face, Kotetsu and Izumo are forced to stand in on a serious discussion about the Land of Wood.

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    I'm apparently on a roll today.

    Part 5 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Tsunade is passed out. "We have to fuck with her." So Kotetsu gets the permanent marker, and the two friends begin playing with fire.

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    Part 4 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Kotetsu bets he can use Izumo's 24-pack of condoms before they expire in two weeks. Izumo knows he's got this. There's no way he can lose that bet. Right?

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    Part 3 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Customer service sucks ass. When a well-known rabble rouser comes in to lodge a complaint against him and his buddy, Izumo gets a little creative with the complaint form.

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    Episode Tag to the SG-1 episode The Pegasus Project, during which SG-1 members Cameron Mitchell, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, and new sort-of-probationary member Vala Mal Doran all come out on the Odyssey; Mitchell and Carter borrow Rodney McKay for some kind of elaborate scheme involving an Ori supergate, while Jackson and Mal Doran investigate the Ancient database for information about a weapon.
    Some dialogue is taken directly from the episode. It contains the famous Lemon Incident, in which Sheppard sort of uncharacteristically is mean about Rodney, offers to shoot him in the middle of a meeting, and gives Mitchell a lemon to use to keep McKay in line if he misbehaves; this has been the source of some controversy in fandom because it's a little out of character for John to go quite that far in his Rodney-baiting. But from the point of view I used here, I think it actually makes reasonable sense.
    This is a long game, though, because I heart Vala, think she kind of actually got the shaft in SG-1 canon, and think she and Sheppard would be fast friends. So here's where that starts.

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    Louis really fancies his teacher

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    It's Valentine's Day!

    (A slice-of-life on a special holiday)

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    In which Levi and Hanji are an old married couple, Jean and Marco have a long-distance relationship, dating older is a sign of maturity, and Eren is an adorkable ball of precious out of character.

    ON HIATUS FOR NOW - WILL START UPDATING AFTER SEASON TWO OF ANIME BEGINS!!!

    (Keep on look-out for collected side stories, though. Actor AU has become addicting to write)

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    “I’m sorry, it’s just… So you’re a grower, huh?” He doesn’t mean for his voice to go all squeaky at the end there, but it did, and there’s nothing he can do about it now, so there.

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    Tony likes to see Steve's smile. Turns out Steve's sense of humor isn't that far off from Tony's admittedly less than mature version.

    Tony comes up with a brilliant idea - which doesn't quite work out as planned.

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    Working in fast food is hard, especially when it's abundant with sausages, buns, and new kids who can't take a dick joke.

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    Wherein Clint Barton has the D, Phil Coulson does not want the D, and Tony Stark should be ashamed of himself for ever uttering that phrase.

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    Written as part of the Blackinnon Secret Santa on Tumblr. Prompt: 'AU where they all survive and Remus asks advice for his relationship with Tonks'. Blackinnon & Marauders w/ a teeeny bit of Jily. Rated teen for the swears and that awful joke. You'll know which one.

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    That awkward moment when you travel thirty years forward in time and find out you're married to your high school nemesis? Yeah, it totally sucks...except...maybe it doesn't.

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    Hanji wants help naming her titans. Levi is reticent to provide it.

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    A lifetime of dealing with the supernatural has prepared Stiles for a lot of things. He can totally run a mile in seven flat, he can dress his own wounds with nothing more than a half-shredded t-shirt and one of the alcohol packets he always keeps in his jeans, and he once hot-wired Derek’s camaro using only a ballpoint pen. He’s like MacGyver, but for things that go bump in the night. He’s so used to the weird and bizarre, in fact, that he was even relatively able to roll with the punches when “a werewolf and a mage walking into a nudist colony” became his actual life instead of the start of a dirty and undoubtedly hilarious joke.

    Nothing, however, could have prepared him for this.

    Derek is three feet to his right, naked as the day he was born, and he is beaming.

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    "(412): I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar. Do you think you could meet me there at like 6:30?"

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    Was it Tony's fault Loki's goddamn tunic looked like a minidress? Or that the boots and tights he'd been wearing with it made him look like an anime girl? And that Tony may or may not have implied that Loki was a little camp?

    Or, Tony insults Loki's heterosexuality (which is apparently equatable to his honour) and Thor is just offended enough to make them duel. Loki seems to think insulting Tony's dick is appropriate conversation.

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    Ymir steals a potion from Hanji's lab that makes her grow a dick. A lot of embarrassment and adjusting to it happens.

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    Derek is just a floating head with a face. Yep.

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