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    Oikawa Tooru is absolutely taken with his new co-worker, Iwaizumi Hajime. He decides that the best way to woo him would be to spam his inbox with space puns and way too many pictures of his cat.

    [Daily Updates]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,752
    Chapters:
    74/?
    Comments:
    1904
    Kudos:
    1441
    Bookmarks:
    175
    Hits:
    25192
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,108
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2181
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    Sherlock has ceased trying to battle his urges.
    Instead, he has mastered them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,867
    Chapters:
    22/25
    Comments:
    413
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    9205
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    Warren wakes up from a coma, not understanding why anyone would've saved him. He slowly starts to recover, physical and mentally, but his past keeps standing in his way. He has nowhere to go, so he decides to stay at the one place that is welcoming him: Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngesters. But nothing is going to be easy in Warren's life and it only get's worse when he meets a familiar blue face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,657
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1646
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,241
    Chapters:
    96/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    933
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    High school dropout Craig is admitted to Denver's Psychiatric Hospital after he survives an 'accidental' suicide attempt due to the emotional scars South Park has left him. Once he's there, he meets an array of different characters. He makes friends and foes, though one boy in particular manages to capture his heart. His roommate, Tweek.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,118
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2403
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    "you're an artist and i'm your muse and i just saw your artwork of me and damn i didn't know my nose was that big" bluesey au

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    178
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    Unapologetically smutty pieces to accompany Love is Infinite. Yep, that's it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,560
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2093
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    UM: but now im curious
    SB: about what
    UM: about who has the biggest dick

     

    In which a misunderstanding leads to Leo's crushed confidence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    366
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    A sun maddened scavenger discovers Slit, mostly dead but still breathing inside the torched and mangled Razor Cola.

    “Hmm. To make a maggot farm? Or let new scars be made? Dune wonders how much of you is cooked up.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,207
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    The gang goes on Food Network to participate in the Cupcake War

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,375
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    Kihyun likes to spend his working hours ogling at the same guy. Hyungwon may just be done with it.

    Or the one where Hyungwon's sick of Kihyun's thirsty ass and does him a favor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    972
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    What does one do when dropped into a video game world that they had always thought was fictional?

    Break all the rules? Follow them?

    Save everyone? No one?

    Does she stay out of the way and let things progress naturally? ... Or does she join in the adventure and become a hero?

    And when it's not just one but two?

    Oh boy, Thedas better brace itself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,907
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1343
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    'I work at subway and can you please stop hanging around the cash register just to make dirty jokes, yes I get it, 12 inches hardee har har dicks yeah hahahahah get the fuck out of this store before I smack you with a pickle au’

    Aka the one where Will is sick of all the dick jokes he has to deal with at work and also may or may not have a tiny crush on Nico.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,749
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    "...Sounds like the start of a bad joke."

    This is the reason that T'Challa kicked them out of the palace.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1132
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    All he can smell is Bucky - stale sweat, smoke on his skin. There’s a faint smell in his hair from the river they both fell into. Something that tickles the inside of his nose that must be - it must be the arm, whatever’s powering it. Steve had touched it, to put him in the vise. It had been just as warm as the rest of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    520
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3409
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    A group of three tweens start their own three-member group of serial child killers and start to go on huge murdering sprees. Things are about to get fucked up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,316
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    1980
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    In a world where almost everyone is born without one of the five senses, finding your soulmate means finally being able to experience everything the world has to offer for the first time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,064
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    352
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4713
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    Spider-Man meets Deadpool for the first time, and realizes there's more to the merc than people have been telling him when he spirals unexpectedly into a panic attack and Deadpool actually stays with him through it. Not only stays, but actually makes Peter...feel better? What the heck?

    In which dick jokes and obscure references to rom-coms are made, Wade is a sweetheart, and Peter comes away from their very first meeting already totally smitten.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,832
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    870
    Bookmarks:
    139
    Hits:
    7365
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    Sherlock and Molly debate over his flirting skills with some very surprising results. Gift for Ashtreenz1

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    882

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