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    Peter Parker is under stress from juggling hero work and the life of a college student. When Wade Wilson comes along and befriends him, Peter learns the importance of balancing your life, and that it's okay to have some fun.Wade learns to accept himself and that our past doesn't define us... and that Peter has a great ass. What happens when this friendship between the two men starts to turn into something a little more? Peter feels something begin to blossom between him and Wade- and he isn't quite sure what to make of it.

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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    It's been 7 years since Mika and Yuu last saw each other, and when Mika comes back it leads to lots of tension, and a disappointing amount of dick jokes.

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    you're going to have a bad time

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    Oikawa Tooru is absolutely taken with his new co-worker, Iwaizumi Hajime. He decides that the best way to woo him would be to spam his inbox with space puns and way too many pictures of his cat. 

    The focus is on Iwaizumi/Oikawa; heavy background emphasis on Bokuto, Kuroo, Tsukishima and Akaashi; rotating background characters of Sugawara, Daichi, Nishinoya, Asahi, Tanaka, Kyoutani, Yahaba, Kenma, Lev and Terushima.

    [Updates Sunday, Wednesday and Friday]

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    A group of three tweens start their own three-member group of serial child killers and start to go on huge murdering sprees. Things are about to get fucked up.

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    12/?
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    Sherlock has ceased trying to battle his urges.
    Instead, he has mastered them.

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    Being out on the seas and having constant bullshit thrown in your face makes the act of stress relief even harder. Sex is the best way after all~ You'll find a way to get the guys you want. So much teasing and maybe it's unintentional or not but guys have needs as well as you do. Enjoy having these criminals and warriors of the sea and land! Because they'll definitely enjoy having you.
    (Alternate Universes are highly possible)

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    There's always a point in life that people change whether it would be better or for worse. Taehyung used to be a very optimistic and carefree man that everybody loves. Everything changed when he got married to a beautiful woman and became a successful lawyer. He's now a very serious, hardworking 32 year old man, who doesn't know what's fun anymore. Currently, he has to deal with his 21 year old brother in law , JungKook, who Taehyung used to babysit, but now Little Kookie is all grown up. He's forced to live with the married couple by his parents so he can get his life together. Who knew that things were about to change again when Taehyung have to "babysit" Jungkook again?

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    2/?
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    Can Hisoka have a nice date with Chrollo for once ? Spoiler : no.

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    Jungkook is a fetus. Namjoon is a fuckboy. Yoongi is #2_$waggy_4_U. Jimin is the object of all desire. Hoseok is really bad at being a horse. Taehyung is absolutely great at being a horse.
    Seokjin is an actual neglected housewife, and the only thing holding his family together.

    There's seriously something wrong with this bunch.

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    Kihyun likes to spend his working hours ogling at the same guy. Hyungwon may just be done with it.

    Or the one where Hyungwon's sick of Kihyun's thirsty ass and does him a favor.

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    15/?
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    Warren wakes up from a coma, not understanding why anyone would've saved him. He slowly starts to recover, physical and mentally, but his past keeps standing in his way. He has nowhere to go, so he decides to stay at the one place that is welcoming him: Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngesters. But nothing is going to be easy in Warren's life and it only get's worse when he meets a familiar blue face.

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    Chapters:
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    High school dropout Craig is admitted to Denver's Psychiatric Hospital after he survives an 'accidental' suicide attempt due to the emotional scars South Park has left him. Once he's there, he meets an array of different characters. He makes friends and foes, though one boy in particular manages to capture his heart. His roommate, Tweek.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    "you're an artist and i'm your muse and i just saw your artwork of me and damn i didn't know my nose was that big" bluesey au

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    Unapologetically smutty pieces to accompany Love is Infinite. Yep, that's it.

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    UM: but now im curious
    SB: about what
    UM: about who has the biggest dick

     

     In which a misunderstanding leads to Leo's crushed confidence.

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    A sun maddened scavenger discovers Slit, mostly dead but still breathing inside the torched and mangled Razor Cola.

    “Hmm. To make a maggot farm? Or let new scars be made? Dune wonders how much of you is cooked up.”

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    The gang goes on Food Network to participate in the Cupcake War

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