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    After a strained muscle puts their threesome plans on ice, Yang, Blake, and Ren resolve to fix the almost criminal lack of non-male-gaze oriented porn. Also, everyone's bi and poly because the author has some issues with their own orientation and projects onto fictional characters as a coping mechanism. Technically porn with plot, although it does bear mentioning that the plot exists almost solely to serve the porn instead of the other way around.

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    1/?
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    America was confused as hell about British slang, so England fills him in. America is shocked but impressed

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    After Worlds, Luisa decides to play a game with Beca in her dressing room while everyone else is at the afterparty. When her plans take an unexpected turn, she finds out how big Beca really is.

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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    An inside joke between Bill and Stan sort of escalates when Richie and Eddie get involved. Bev is just amused. And maybe a little bit concerned. Just a little though.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    3
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    Three friends are transported into the world of transformers. A transformers enthusiasts, a hater, and a neutral are all it takes to stir up some crazy days... and some EXTRA fun nights! . (Rated M for everything) (Non-con elements hinted at in later chapters, but no graphic depictions are displayed)

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    25/?
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    13
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    “Steve… you’ve got tent pants.” Steve furrows his eyebrows and chances a look at Bucky’s crotch before he looks back at his face.

    “So, do you, jerk.”

    “Why don’t you just take care of it?”

    “I’m… kinda used to it goin’ away. Or not having to take care of it myself.”

    “We could… take care of it together, y’know…” Bucky suggests with a quirk of his eyebrow.

    “Or I could just go to the shower and take care of it myself,” Steve suggests instead, but he makes no move to make good on his words.

    “Or we could just kill two birds with one stone. Or two boners with a few faps, to be more precise.”

    It makes Steve laugh. He turns his head towards Bucky, his smile slowly fading. Bucky watches him intently for any reaction.



    Or: Steve fucked a guy that looks a lot like Bucky. Things happen that cause Steve and Bucky to grow apart, which is wearing off on both of them. Steve wants to carve out a new life for himself and Bucky has to deal with it and also with the fact that Steve finds himself a super hot boyfriend at the most inopportune time.

    Ensue a lot of angst, unholy amount of pining and not entirely failed attempts at seduction.

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    Major Donal Hux has finally written a book about his ghost & cryptid hunting adventures with Kylo Ren. The only problem is that everyone thinks it is fiction. Except the person who will be interviewing him today. They know all about the paranormal. Perhaps Hux has a new story to tell?

    Part of this story takes place immediately after the events of The Eldritch Effect, but it isn't necessary to read that story first.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    After an accident on another ship Hux and Kylo are forced to spend five days locked up in quarantine together. Expect all the tropes of a good old locked-up-together fic but with one difference- Hux has no interest in Kylo, at least not in the way Kylo is used to...

    Kylo might just learn something about himself in the process.

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    Eddie and Richie go to McDonalds. But tragedy strikes when Eddie in turn pulls out his money... And Richie, of course, is inappropriate.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    What would happen if Slit survived the carnage of the final chase to re-capture the wives?

    The Razor Cola was crushed between two massive rigs. The gas tank blew. Max Rockatansky's car has been reduced to a crumpled up heap of scrap, but something inside is still breathing.

    What would you do if you found something that could survive the madness of Fury Road? How crazy would you have to be to bring that broken creature home with you?

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    The highlights of Keith's sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Featuring Quidditch, dick jokes, denial, and an inordinate amount of Lance Sanchez-McClain.

    (Hunk and Pidge are there too.)

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    It’s just an 800 word dick joke.

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    "Hesitant, Emilia reached up to stroke the brilliant scarlet rose in her hair, wincing slightly as one finger got caught on a sharp thorn. The blood, hidden in the flower's velvet petals, welled up in a thin red line as she placed her finger delicately in her mouth to quell the faint flow of that red tide. There is danger hidden in beauty, she thought suddenly, incongruously, and thorns sharp and cutting ensconced in flowers of love."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

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    mccrees really hungy. he wqants some mocdolants. he meets a weird ass dragon man and his dead brother on the way and they have many fun shnenanigans together

    inspired by https://archiveofourown.org/works/8560288 <33333

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Trans!Jake, set right at the beginning of when Jake and Amy start actually-dating. Also: one time Gina and Jake went dick shopping.

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    Comments:
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    10
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    superheroes!au textfic.

    yoonjin are dumb
    minjoon is cute
    vhope is climbing
    and kook is alone

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    Upon discovering his archenemy is actually a horcrux in the graveyard following his resurrection, Voldemort decides to create a different plan for his domination of Wizarding Britain. What he did not account for was his horcrux being so... desirable, nor how difficult it would be to finally get a piece of that ass.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    25
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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    Roderigo being Roderigo...at Iago's and Emilia's wedding.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    10

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