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    Bucky wouldn't say that he's necessarily active in the LGBTQIA club on campus. He's not the kind of guy that runs around waving the rainbow flag like it's going out of style or screaming to everyone just how actually super gay he is.

     

    Prompt: The guy with the bibles on the quad has cornered me and is screaming about hell, please rescue me.

    Language:
    English
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    25,248
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    324
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    79
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    Jason was okay with seeing the world in blue.

    He didn't want to have a soulmate.

    He didn't, really.

    Language:
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    2,358
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    414
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    Two days after Humans Who Read Altean --

    In the time since the last mission, it seems that Lance has taken a blow to his ego, Hunk has made a major discovery, Pidge has collected more data, and Keith is just now hearing about any of this.

    Coran and Allura learn something new about humans, and Shiro, yet again, manages not to facepalm.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    "...Why, my dear husband...I am glad to think that in your eyes, I am a woman of more beauty than a goddess. But I pray tell, which goddess might you mean? Lovely Aphrodite?" Emilia flashed a coy smile into the looking glass and silently praised herself, in pleasurable guilt, for the alluring tones she had managed to achieve in her voice. "Ay, you flatter me much."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

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    5,806
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    46
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    jin (18:19): anyways now that the 2 “fuckweasels” have stopped texting i need to ask y'all a serious question

    hoseok (18:19): what

    yoongi (18:19): What

    namjoon (18:19): What?

    jeongguk (18:19): what

    jin (18:19): hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

    yoongi (18:19): I hate this fucking family

    Language:
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    3,028
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    559
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    203,805
    Chapters:
    134/?
    Comments:
    149
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1730
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    Anon said: I have an unhealthy obsession with jealouslock help and then this just sort of happened.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1262
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    Anna Strong is trying desperately to live up to her name as she juggles a struggling tea shop, a sort-of-ex who quite frankly needs to stop smiling at her like that, and a heap of debts. Edmund Hewlett is a newly-transplanted lawyer still finding his place in this new city. This is a story about new love, making peace with the past, and finding common ground between two strong-willed, opinionated people who are extremely different and yet perhaps, in the end, very much alike.

    Because every ship needs—nay, DESERVES—a coffee tea shop modern AU. Will contain roughly 40% plot, 40% fluff, a splash of angst, occasional sexytimes, manifold heartfelt discussions about the natural sciences and sociopolitical philosophy, and more tea blends than you can shake a musket at.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,335
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    506
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    4971
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    A rune knight, out of MP and low in HP, is taken by surprise and held by spells and enchantments by a high-leveled celebrity incubus. Said rune knight mistaken eating for cannibalism because of too much information loaded in his brain.

     

    [One-sided Underfell!Papyrus x Underfell!Mettaton]

    Series
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    English
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    4,650
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    139
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    Oikawa Tooru is absolutely taken with his new co-worker, Iwaizumi Hajime. He decides that the best way to woo him would be to spam his inbox with space puns and way too many pictures of his cat. 

    The focus is on Iwaizumi/Oikawa; heavy background emphasis on Bokuto, Kuroo, Tsukishima and Akaashi; rotating background characters of Sugawara, Daichi, Nishinoya, Asahi, Tanaka, Kyoutani, Yahaba, Kenma, Lev and Terushima.

    Updates Weekly (day of the week may vary).

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    188,229
    Chapters:
    97/100
    Comments:
    2890
    Kudos:
    2184
    Bookmarks:
    277
    Hits:
    40113
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    Percy and Vex's blind date at the art museum leads to a Very Serious science experiment back at Percy's apartment.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    748
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    What does one do when dropped into a video game world that they had always thought was fictional?

    Break all the rules? Follow them?

    Save everyone? No one?

    Does she stay out of the way and let things progress naturally? ... Or does she join in the adventure and become a hero?

    And when it's not just one but two?

    Oh boy, Thedas better brace itself.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    42,229
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2372
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    Yuuri has fallen. From Heaven, and for his idol, Victor Nikiforov.
    As Yuuri finds his true self and learns to hold the world in the palm of his hand, Heaven is reeling at the loss of their youngest angel. When Yuuri has to choose between his love and his duty, what will happen?
    (I am bad at summaries, but this is the first story I'm actually proud of.)
    I am an atheist and only know bits and pieces about angels and Heaven so please be gentle. I am all for constructive criticism, though.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,375
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1284
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    Jerks attracted jerks, and assholes attracted assholes. Negan knew up and down what Rick was; it was a shame that the feeling wasn’t mutual.

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    English
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    9,443
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2243
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    Keith, after her foster sister discovers that she hasn't seen natural sunlight in three days, gets dragged out from the house for a night out. Keith is certain it was a bad move until she finally starts talking to a woman who insists on paying for her drink.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,911
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    735
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    After being homeschooled for his life, Yuuma finally experiences high school. He quickly makes friends and even signs up for a tennis competition. But, unfortunately for him, a self proclaimed King (aka Hiroto Maehara) has also signed up for the competition.

    Oh and now they're doubles partners. Great

    [DISCONTINUED]

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    English
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    26,672
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1041
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    Sam's shoulder is injured and, though he doesn't want to admit it, he needs your help to take a bath. ;)

    Language:
    English
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    3,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2135
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    The Christmas season is upon us, but the gang just isn't really feeling it this year. On Christmas Eve, each member of the gang is getting ready for bed, but before the sun can rise on Christmas morning, each of them will be confronted by spirits of their past, their present, and their future. And boy are they pissed.

    Will the gang be able to make it through the night? Will it be a Merry Christmas at Paddy's after all? Or is it destined to be another Crisismas?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,293
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    370
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    Levi is a college student who wants to become an English high school teacher. He is volunteered by his friend, Hange, to get experience from their class. As he works with them, omegas from all over the school instantly fall for him because of his handsome appearance. In fear of being kicked out of college and into jail, Levi promises himself to never touch a student in the school. That is, until a certain omega is transferred into Hange's class.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1789
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    Another group chat fic coz why not. This is gay af. ok ok bye

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,912
    Chapters:
    200/200
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    5290

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