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    America tells sexual jokes to some countries :) Also I rated it mature because of all dis sex talk...
    ( ̄へ ̄)I got no regrets!

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    Random chatrooms with random characters. You got a character suggestion for the next chap drop a comment!

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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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    This would be the first time that John would see him directly after a session. Since they had moved in to 221B a few years ago, Sherlock had only indulged three times, and always when John had been away somewhere.
    NOT age-play!

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    27
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    6
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    You're visiting your boyfriend, popular Youtuber, Jacksepticeye in Ireland, and due to the timezones you were up late. After doodling with a marker for awhile, a devious idea pops into your head.

    ( Fic prompt by @DixonVixon , my wonderful friend and inspiration! )

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    3
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    13
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    1
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    The king and sun with luck descend,
    To face their parents' punishments.
    A smothered flame to reignite,
    And hold the map to the God of light.
    Three will die but four are saved,
    Death begins on the quest's first day.

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    He’d lost. He’d lost completely. He would never, ever remember their love. He would marry that North Korean girl and live a happy straight and socially accepted life.

    And tears started pouring from his eyes as he smiled weakly and blinked the lights away. That was close.

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    34
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    Jungkook is a fetus. Namjoon is a fuckboy. Yoongi is #2_$waggy_4_U. Jimin is the object of all desire. Hoseok is really bad at being a horse. Taehyung is absolutely great at being a horse.
    Seokjin is an actual neglected housewife, and the only thing holding his family together.

    There's seriously something wrong with this bunch.

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    3/?
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    102
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    11
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    This is just a poem I did with a friend while we watched the NKOTB Cruise 2014 video footage of Joey McIntyre making a fool of himself letting those three glorious, infamous words slip through his mouth into history. He will never live this down as long as he lives.

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    Hongbin isn't hiding. No, hiding implies that he's scared and Hongbin is completely, totally, 100% not terrified of the scary customer who comes in at 8:15am every day.

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    26
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    3
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    Or: Five meals Sam Wilson shares with Steve Rogers
     

     

    Steve wakes up again a couple of hours later, complaining about how hungry he is. His IV bag is empty but clearly it was doing very little in the face of the Serum. Sam smiles at him and grabs a nurse, requesting as much food as she can feasibly get. Sam’s fed Steve breakfast; he knows how much that man can put away

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    67
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    6
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    418
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    Leo reluctantly uses the transitions in his life to get closer to Neymar. New information arises as they take steps in their relationship, prompting Leo to make his choices with Neymar as an influence.

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    47
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    1
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    They know something is wrong when they wake up in different clothes. Excuse Adam and Annabelle for not figuring out something huge is different in their world.

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    3/?
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    1
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    After Battle City, Bakura reclaims the Millennium Ring and finds himself unexpectedly in control of the evil spirit inside it. What follows is a long, strange week of Monster World, mind games, memory gaps, and terrible mistakes.

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    33
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    11
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    Jeongguk had always wanted to try the chubby bunny marshmallow challenge, so when he challenges his hyungs to do it with him, not only does he not get any marshmallows, but he and a select few others must save the world in the process.

    Based on the chubby bunny marshmallow challenge on YouTube ofc.

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    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    356
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    Charles has never been camping, but it doesn't sound like something he will like. He agrees to go with his sister and her boyfriend because that hottie Erik will be there; what a shame that Erik is straight.

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    102
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    329
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    37
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    Jongin and Taemin have been friends since forever. It's only been recently that Jongin's pants have become uncomfortably tight at the thought of Taemin. He needs to do something about it.

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    19
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    331
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    Danny worries over you when you don't take care of yourself and when he sees you needlessly in pain his first instinct is to help you. He doesn't even give you an option because he knows how stubborn you are.

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    Evans looks to his left at the hue's of blue, concern and worried at him. He fiddles with his sleeves and tugs at his bottom lip.
    He hated being nervous in front of a group of people, even if he knew them.

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    3/?
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    3
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    How Hajime Isayama might have written the second scene in chapter 53 if he weren’t such a big damn troll.

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    31
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    5
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