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    What does one do when dropped into a video game world that they had always thought was fictional?

    Break all the rules? Follow them?

    Save everyone? No one?

    Does she stay out of the way and let things progress naturally? ... Or does she join in the adventure and become a hero?

    And when it's not just one but two?

    Oh boy, Thedas better brace itself.

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    English
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    26,907
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    7/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1084
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    Oikawa Tooru is absolutely taken with his new co-worker, Iwaizumi Hajime. He decides that the best way to woo him would be to spam his inbox with space puns and way too many pictures of his cat.

    [Daily Updates]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101,999
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    1339
    Kudos:
    1140
    Bookmarks:
    147
    Hits:
    19042
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

    Language:
    English
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    1,310
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    High school dropout Craig is admitted to Denver's Psychiatric Hospital after he survives an 'accidental' suicide attempt due to the emotional scars South Park has left him. Once he's there, he meets an array of different characters. He makes friends and foes, though one boy in particular manages to capture his heart. His roommate, Tweek.

    Language:
    English
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    15,341
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2049
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126,192
    Chapters:
    91/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    868
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    'I work at subway and can you please stop hanging around the cash register just to make dirty jokes, yes I get it, 12 inches hardee har har dicks yeah hahahahah get the fuck out of this store before I smack you with a pickle au’

    Aka the one where Will is sick of all the dick jokes he has to deal with at work and also may or may not have a tiny crush on Nico.

    Language:
    English
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    1,749
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    A sun maddened scavenger discovers Slit, mostly dead but still breathing inside the torched and mangled Razor Cola.

    “Hmm. To make a maggot farm? Or let new scars be made? Dune wonders how much of you is cooked up.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,250
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    "...Sounds like the start of a bad joke."

    This is the reason that T'Challa kicked them out of the palace.

    Language:
    English
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    2,255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    962
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    All he can smell is Bucky - stale sweat, smoke on his skin. There’s a faint smell in his hair from the river they both fell into. Something that tickles the inside of his nose that must be - it must be the arm, whatever’s powering it. Steve had touched it, to put him in the vise. It had been just as warm as the rest of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    431
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2717
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    A group of three tweens start their own three-member group of serial child killers and start to go on huge murdering sprees. Things are about to get fucked up.

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    English
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    9,455
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    1313
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    In a world where almost everyone is born without one of the five senses, finding your soulmate means finally being able to experience everything the world has to offer for the first time.

    Language:
    English
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    7,064
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4142
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    Spider-Man meets Deadpool for the first time, and realizes there's more to the merc than people have been telling him when he spirals unexpectedly into a panic attack and Deadpool actually stays with him through it. Not only stays, but actually makes Peter...feel better? What the heck?

    In which dick jokes and obscure references to rom-coms are made, Wade is a sweetheart, and Peter comes away from their very first meeting already totally smitten.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,832
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    721
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    5943
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    Sherlock has ceased trying to battle his urges.
    Instead, he has mastered them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,683
    Chapters:
    20/25
    Comments:
    381
    Kudos:
    386
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    8178
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    Sherlock and Molly debate over his flirting skills with some very surprising results. Gift for Ashtreenz1

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    796
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    The brothers discover the meaning of life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    841
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227
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    Peter doesn't understand Deadpool, and comes to realize that it might be because he never really tried to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1897
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    A podfic of "Lifeline" by dance_across.

    "Wade and Vanessa have a Real Adult Conversation. With nudity!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    117
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    what it says on the tin :)

    Language:
    English
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    4,472
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    So, apparently, "boner" was old-timey slang for "mistake" and not...well...
    Yeah, I think you know where I'm going with this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    Fresh out of prison, Dean’s job prospects aren’t too bright. When Sam sets him up at some janky chowder house on the wharf, he’s just got to be grateful for the opportunity to work. The calamari and the onion rings have the same breading that comes out of a plastic bag, and the chefs are hopped up on Vicodin during service. Shit is always hitting the fan - when the ticket machine keeps spitting and the drains are clogged, spewing scum all over the floor, and the vegetable purveyors ripped them off again - but it’s still better than prison, right?

    Once upon a time, Dean loved cooking. Once Castiel put passion into his food. They’re going to burn out before tourist season even starts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,987
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    659

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