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    Summary

    Another group chat fic coz why not. This is gay af. ok ok bye

    Language:
    English
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    31,890
    Chapters:
    100/200
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    3128
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    Blackwatch days where Jesse and Genji are friends because theyre both teenage boys with bad pasts.

    Its just them telling each other bad dick jokes and just gross sexual things in general. Also they kiss.

    From Jesse Mccree's PoV. I headcanon he has ADHD like me. He probably thinks 500 things per second.

    English isnt my first language so just warning for bad grammar lol

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    3
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    180
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
    Words:
    52,653
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    4477
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    165,048
    Chapters:
    113/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1255
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    Marinette and the gang have a group project for history, which they work on at Alya's house. Situations change and it becomes a four-person sleepover. Accidental slut-shaming occurs, and dick jokes abound. Marinette and Adrien are embarrassed to within an inch of their lives, and Alya wonders if her plan to get them together will finally bear fruit.

    Language:
    English
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    28,984
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1891
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    Oikawa Tooru is absolutely taken with his new co-worker, Iwaizumi Hajime. He decides that the best way to woo him would be to spam his inbox with space puns and way too many pictures of his cat. 

    The focus is on Iwaizumi/Oikawa; heavy background emphasis on Bokuto, Kuroo, Tsukishima and Akaashi; rotating background characters of Sugawara, Daichi, Nishinoya, Asahi, Tanaka, Kyoutani, Yahaba, Kenma, Lev and Terushima.

     

    Updates Mondays.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    170,181
    Chapters:
    89/?
    Comments:
    2527
    Kudos:
    1918
    Bookmarks:
    234
    Hits:
    33890
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    a collection of self-indulgent, often saccharine, shameless ficlets from Noragami.

    newest - 7: "calls" (noracrew), 8: "burial" (yatori, noracrew), 9: "a mess" (kazubisha), 10: "quick healing" (yatori), 11: "a short story" (yatori, noracrew)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,490
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    274
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    From the moment Tetsurou was born, a huge responsibility was put on his back, considering him as The Future King. But, 10 years after his birth Tetsurou gets another one, but this one is more of a secret. Or, a sin he needs to hide.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,173
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    379
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    A group of three tweens start their own three-member group of serial child killers and start to go on huge murdering sprees. Things are about to get fucked up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,643
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    6440
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    Unapologetically smutty pieces to accompany Love is Infinite. Yep, that's it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,445
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3616
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    Mark, Matt, Travis, and Jeremy are firefighters for the city of Los Angeles. One night at a three alarm structure fire, Matt falls through the floor.

    Or, the firefighter AU that no one asked for but I've been dying to write.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,646
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    111
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    "Sige, bye. Magtitinda pa ko ng hotdog."

    jeongcheol set in the lumpia ni bes-verse

    Series
    Language:
    Wikang Filipino
    Words:
    982
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    248
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    What does one do when dropped into a video game world that they had always thought was fictional?

    Break all the rules? Follow them?

    Save everyone? No one?

    Does she stay out of the way and let things progress naturally? ... Or does she join in the adventure and become a hero?

    And when it's not just one but two?

    Oh boy, Thedas better brace itself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,253
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1729
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    After scaping an abusive realtionship, Amber Smith, tries to piece her life back together. She found a new apartment far away from her ex, a new well paid job and most importantly someone who actually loved her. But nothing in Amber"s life ever goes right so its no surprice when her new boyfriend comes across a life- death situation?

    Language:
    English
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    1,172
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Following Jason and Dick's One night stand, Dick is feeling guilty for his actions. Jason isn't sure what to do about this whirlwind of emotions.

    What will the Bat Family do if they find out about their little indiscretion? More importantly, What will Bruce do?

    Series
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    English
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    4,835
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    656
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    In the continuing adventures of SOIS and Crash Keys, Aoi Kurashiki finds himself partnered with Light Field as they stand by to receive while their sisters infiltrate a mysterious facility. When Clover transmits a distress signal, the boys find themselves literally and metaphorically traveling into deep, dark trouble.

    For Snake and Santa's days of 999 week, although this takes place well after the events of ZTD.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    137
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    It's been 7 years since Mika and Yuu last saw each other, and when Mika comes back it leads to lots of tension, and a disappointing amount of dick jokes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,758
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    45
    Hits:
    507
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    After scaping an abusive realtionship, Amber Smith, tries to piece her life back together. She found a new apartment far away from her ex, a new well paid job and most importantly someone who actually loved her. But nothing in Amber"s life ever goes right so its no surprice when her new boyfriend comes across a life- death situation?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    322
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    3
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    After scaping an abusive realtionship, Amber Smith, tries to piece her life back together. She found a new apartment far away from her ex, a new well paid job and most importantly someone who actually loved her. But nothing in Amber"s life ever goes right so its no surprice when her new boyfriend comes across a life- death situation?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    22
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    It's late, and Uhura's got a rendezvous with an Orion and a dick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,608
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56

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