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    (6:50) I thought you wouldn’t want to be left hanging re: my dick epic
    (6:51) Pun again unintended
    (6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick

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    An AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number.

    Inappropriately, naturally.

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    17/?
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    252
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    255
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    42
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    A drunken night ended with Kili waking up naked next to Thorin. That was complicated enough even without Kili not remembering anything about that night, so of course he didn’t remember anything about that night.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    11
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    2
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    237
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    Castiel and Gabriel are on their way to a case when they get lost. Gabriel then begins to offer Castiel some exciting relationship advice.

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    1/1
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    7
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    378
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    Nate hasn't learnt not to wear smalls in this weather. Anders would like to get laid sometime this week. These two situations do not fit well together. Mayhem ensues. Anders almost loses a nipple.

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    English
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    2,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    151
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    (also: the reason why Hinata is the bottom)
    The day Kageyama doesn't show up for practice is the day Karasuno is changed for the rest of their lives.

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    2,629
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1226
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    Seokjin is a super smart sexy senior and Hoseok would like to be taught.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    2
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    82
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    See the title. Wide variety of characters and pairings.

    Language:
    English
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    1,920
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    580
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    Just a story about Eren giving Levi a blow job in the middle of the mess hall. Dinner time and everyone is there. Interesting... Did I already mention the lap dance Eren gives too? Eren gonna be a little slut in front of everyone, don't you love it?

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    English
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    4,550
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1041
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    In which Natasha had a bear named Pokey, Clint has his dog Lucky, Sam had a blue blanket with spaceships, Bruce carried a rock from his mother's garden, and Tony had a stuffed DNA nucleotide named Mr. Adenine.

    Bucky is learning and Steve is just... confused.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1378
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    "Are you certain this is singing?" Bilbo asked, wincing at the cacophony of Lake-town in celebration.

    Thorin granted him a smile. "They seem to be. You disagree?"

    "Give me a bit of your ale and I might change my mind."

    A laugh, an actual laugh! Hard to hear beneath the merriment, but true and strong. Bilbo vowed that instant he would hear that laugh properly. In so noisy a hall, that meant Bilbo would have to make him laugh very loudly indeed.

    Language:
    English
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    9,786
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    459
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    4634
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    Anders isn't just well-hung, he's outrageously hung, and it's actually a problem.

    Language:
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    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    293
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    Erwin gets invited to a party. He drags Levi along, and as the two most known students in Shina College, (one for outstanding baseball and hockey performance, the other being the number one most brilliant student by far,) they get a little more attention than wanted.

    Series
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    English
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    2,278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    381
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    [Reposting by pairings due to some confusion!]
    Just a quick series of kinky drabbles. I'll expand more tags as I go. Some will be hardcore PWP, some will be fluff.
    Basically, really freakin' kinky. Kink is from Lords of acid- ABC's of Kinky sex.
    Going to be updating during the week.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    6975
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    Ian evens the playing field...but things get out of hand.

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    Language:
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    816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1888
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    The produce isle though!

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    English
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1726
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    She was named for strength, but learned weakness. He's everything she's convinced herself not to hope for. But she hopes all the same.

    The romance path as experienced by a fearful Vashoth and a knight whose eyes are opening slowly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    27,619
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1165
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    Someday, Jace and Ral will have sex without someone walking in. Not today, though.

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    Language:
    English
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    1,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    110
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    In which Levi and Hanji are an old married couple, Jean and Marco have a long-distance relationship, dating older is a sign of maturity, and Eren is an adorkable ball of precious out of character.

    Discontinued (read new chapter)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,320
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1069
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    Spock approaches Pon Farr quickly, and can't deny himself the pleasures of his Captain lover. Guys, they fuck in a broom closet.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2024
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    He didn't like Armin in that way anymore, it was only in memories that they survived. What could he even like about that blond anyways? He's irritating, with his fucking gorgeous blond hair. And eyes that make you want to swim in blue pools of water. What a fucking asshole.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,374
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2297

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