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    After Battle City, Bakura reclaims the Millennium Ring and finds himself unexpectedly in control of the evil spirit inside it. What follows is a long, strange week of Monster World, mind games, memory gaps, and terrible mistakes.

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    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    131
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    Charles has never been camping, but it doesn't sound like something he will like. He agrees to go with his sister and her boyfriend because that hottie Erik will be there; what a shame that Erik is straight.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2465
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    Jongin and Taemin have been friends since forever. It's only been recently that Jongin's pants have become uncomfortably tight at the thought of Taemin. He needs to do something about it.

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    4,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    1
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    117
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    Danny worries over you when you don't take care of yourself and when he sees you needlessly in pain his first instinct is to help you. He doesn't even give you an option because he knows how stubborn you are.

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    2,070
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    488
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    Evans looks to his left at the hue's of blue, concern and worried at him. He fiddles with his sleeves and tugs at his bottom lip.
    He hated being nervous in front of a group of people, even if he knew them.

    Language:
    English
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    3,277
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    695
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    Jungkook is a fetus. Namjoon is a fuckboy. Yoongi is #2_$waggy_4_U. Jimin is the object of all desire. Hoseok is really bad at being a horse. Taehyung is absolutely great at being a horse.
    Seokjin is an actual neglected housewife, and the only thing holding his family together.

    There's seriously something wrong with this bunch.

    Language:
    English
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    2,744
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    894
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    How Hajime Isayama might have written the second scene in chapter 53 if he weren’t such a big damn troll.

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    English
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    1,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    124
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    (6:50) I thought you wouldn’t want to be left hanging re: my dick epic
    (6:51) Pun again unintended
    (6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick

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    An AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number.

    Inappropriately, naturally.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,480
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    5391
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    A drunken night ended with Kili waking up naked next to Thorin. That was complicated enough even without Kili not remembering anything about that night, so of course he didn’t remember anything about that night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    407
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    Castiel and Gabriel are on their way to a case when they get lost. Gabriel then begins to offer Castiel some exciting relationship advice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    408
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    Nate hasn't learnt not to wear smalls in this weather. Anders would like to get laid sometime this week. These two situations do not fit well together. Mayhem ensues. Anders almost loses a nipple.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    260
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    There were days that Kagami didn’t feel like buying burgers at Maji. He was no fast food junkie, contrary to everyone’s beliefs and he occasionally had urges to eat fruits.

    So, today, he went to the grocery to buy himself a bunch of sweet smelling ripe bananas. He was about to pull one out of the cluster when he heard a familiarly obnoxious voice behind him.

    Language:
    English
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    433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    240
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    (also: the reason why Hinata is the bottom)
    The day Kageyama doesn't show up for practice is the day Karasuno is changed for the rest of their lives.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1652
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    Seokjin is a super smart sexy senior and Hoseok would like to be taught.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    See the title. Wide variety of characters and pairings.

    Language:
    English
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    1,920
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    685
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    Just a story about Eren giving Levi a blow job in the middle of the mess hall. Dinner time and everyone is there. Interesting... Did I already mention the lap dance Eren gives too? Eren gonna be a little slut in front of everyone, don't you love it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,550
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1371
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    In which Natasha had a bear named Pokey, Clint has his dog Lucky, Sam had a blue blanket with spaceships, Bruce carried a rock from his mother's garden, and Tony had a stuffed DNA nucleotide named Mr. Adenine.

    Bucky is learning and Steve is just... confused.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1524
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    "Are you certain this is singing?" Bilbo asked, wincing at the cacophony of Lake-town in celebration.

    Thorin granted him a smile. "They seem to be. You disagree?"

    "Give me a bit of your ale and I might change my mind."

    A laugh, an actual laugh! Hard to hear beneath the merriment, but true and strong. Bilbo vowed that instant he would hear that laugh properly. In so noisy a hall, that meant Bilbo would have to make him laugh very loudly indeed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,786
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    504
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    5188
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    Anders isn't just well-hung, he's outrageously hung, and it's actually a problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    358
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    Erwin gets invited to a party. He drags Levi along, and as the two most known students in Shina College, (one for outstanding baseball and hockey performance, the other being the number one most brilliant student by far,) they get a little more attention than wanted.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    413

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