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    Dick Simmons was, in the eyes of his family, unremarkable. He earned good grades and studied hard, but that was no cause for celebration. That was expectation .
    But then he turned sixteen, and suddenly, he wasn’t unremarkable. He was disgusting.

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    Prince Samuel doesn't think he needs a personal knight. He can take care of himself. But his parents are concerned for his safety so he's stuck with a proud man who calls himself 'Sarge' and has the most beautiful blue eyes Sam has ever seen. And when his past comes to haunt him, he's glad Sarge is there.

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    There are some things the Hate Glue cannot stop from falling apart. Himself, for example.

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    Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates every Tuesday.)

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    The Red Team, naturally, absolutely cannot be trusted with an important mission. As such, Washington had decided to give them the easy chore of clearing out an abandoned mine from the Chorus War a few years back. Imagine his disbelief when they arrived with Simmons limp in Grif's arms, the entire team practically in shambles.
    Once Simmons woke up, he seemed to remember nothing more than his own name. How unfortunate to be named "Dick", huh?

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    It doesn’t occur to Wash that the colorful handprints all over him are anything out of the ordinary. Everyone has them. Marks of the first place a soulmate’s hand will fall. The fact that he has… well, a lot of them only seems weird when people point it out. Usually, they’re barely a blip on his radar, just another piece of him like his freckles or his scars. There’s more important things to think about.

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    Agent Washington, an honorably discharged guy from the military, was spending his christmas alone and then decided to make a YouTube video, not knowing it would get him a crap ton of friends, a cat, a few million views, and more.

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    In a world where magic and monsters roam the land, it isn't a stretch to imagine that the remnants of the past would have an impact on the here and now.

    Of course, it also doesn't help that our hapless group of adventurers are idiots when it comes to the epic stuff.

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    Connor's day actually started out like any other usual Thursday. He woke up, went to eat something, had a little chat with that Aphrodite kid called Mitchell or whatever and then tried to reassure his brother Travis in their cabin that Katie won't murder him if he were to ask her out for dinner.

    But then a space ship crashed.

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    Wash has a secret and Tucker really wants to know what it is.

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    “Want some coffee? Coffee always makes everything better.”

    “If it can make this triple homicide better, I’ll be really impressed.”

    "Oh... Did Church finally snap?"

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    Long ago, Grif was taught that if you crash, be sure to leave a crater behind for the world to remember you by.

    Carolina disagrees.

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    Gripping his helmet under his arm, Grif shuffled to his sleeping quarters. He smiled gently, knowing Simmons was going to be just behind that door, sleeping soundly and awaiting Grif's arms around him. Who could ask for more?

    Grif quietly pushed open the door, and his jaw all but dropped. What he saw made all the exhaustion drain out of his body immediately.

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    They all go at their own pace, but when they say it... it's music to their ears. "I love you."

    Or

    A Fine Arts AU that no one wanted but I'm doing it anyway because I'm a self-indulgent piece of shit.

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    Events unfold a little differently when the Reds and Blues take on the Meta and Agent Washington at Sidewinder. Epsilon is forced to make a decision that could change everything for everyone involved. As always, memory is the key...

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    On that little mission with Tex, York was wounded but survived, and several years later he receives a Recovery beacon– Agent Washington is near death. Naturally, York has to find him. He finds a lot more than that, but how is Carolina supposed to deal with this? How are any of them?

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    Grif and Simmons' time in the suburbs leads to unfortunate circumstances sometimes...

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    Donut was very observant when it came to the relationships status of all his friends (he doesn't need basebook for all of that), and so when he noticed how most of them are single all the time (like Wash) or are in terrible relationships (like Felix), or just need someone to give them compliments every morning (like Simmons), he decides to solve it in the most simplest way possible:

    SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGES!

    And because of how observant he is, he knows exactly who goes with who. Nothing will ruin his plan. Nope. Nothing at all.

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    Valhalla is an outpost filled with death. Their minds are overtaken by whispers.

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    A crossover that literally no one asked for, but I'm writing it any way because I like both these things! That and people were foolish enough to allow me to do it! I present the RvB Bloodborn AU!

    Simmons and Grif are two semi passable (ie shitty) hunters who receive a summons from The Healing Church, asking them to journey to the somewhat unknown city of Yharnam to participate in the Hunter's Dream. It's a pretty odd request to be sure but a hunt is a hunt! You show up, kill some monsters, save some folks, same old same old... Right?

    MAJOR spoilers for the game Bloodborne as this fic will follow the plot from the game and the Old Hunter's DLC! There are TONS of characters so everyone will be making an appearance at some point. This will update slower than my other fics as I want to create piece of art for it since it's such a visually different setting.

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