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    Jack Noir - prototyped and every bit a demonic figure - stands over Spades Slick, sword raised.

     

    You are Diamonds Droog, you are dead, and you've been watching.

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    1,392
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    Sometimes when nobody else is there he plays the piano for you.

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    609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    208
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    For the following prompt on the Homestuck kink meme: "[Spades Slick] is so vanilla in bed. If he has any kinks they're really ordinary and not anything to do with bondage or violence. The reverse of a seeming inncoent person being into hardcore stuff."

    Words:
    1,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    309
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    Slick has been keeping up the entire hideout every night and Droog gets tired of it.

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    1,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    392
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    Slick fucks some sense into Droog.

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    1,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    503
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    " [...] The boy. You've always called him that, even though he's far from being a boy anymore.
    Truth is, he never really was one.
    He grew up too fast, as they say.
    Learned to live the hard way. [...] "

    Words:
    618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    281
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    Slick spills details of sex with Droog to Inspector; Inspector wants to die.

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    2,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    575
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    Summary

    Sleuth asks Droog for advice about sex with Slick; Droog reflects on horrible life choices.

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    3,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    432
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    Something with Droog talking about his former relationship with Slick or how much he hates Problem Sleuth.

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    1,031
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    131
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    Droog/Slick, written to fill the following Midnight Crew meme kink:

    Slick gets drugged somehow, and we’re talking extremely intoxicated. No balance, difficulty speaking and thinking coherently, and maybe some hallucinations for fun
    Whoever drugged him is about to/in the middle of/has already beat the shit out of him and/or taken advantage of him when Droog or Sleuth find him.
    Basically just want a lot of eerily vulnerable Slick and DD or PS fixing him up and helping him get through the night.

    Only this will probably stretch a bit longer than a single night. BECAUSE I CAN, BETCHES.

    I titled it Heat because aside possible temperature shifts implications (hurrr) I was listening to http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/heat on a loop while writing. Excellent for atmosphere.

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    643
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    530
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    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1232
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    He’s fucking high-strung, but you can never seem to remember how much until you top him in the bedroom again.

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    975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    639
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    Sleuth looked a little pale, but it was hard to tell if it was the location that was bothering him or the prospect of getting fucked by a pair of psychopathic crime lords.

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    2,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    402
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    Summary

    Slick discovers that he needs his control taken away to calm down sometimes - Droog is willing to oblige.

    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    544
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    Droog wakes the moment his door opens. It's silent, the hinges well-oiled, but when it moves, it pushes the air around and that's all it takes to snap Droog awake. His hands seize the pistol he always keeps in his bed, aimed at the doorway, and he takes half a second to see who he's about to shoot.

    It's Slick. His grip relaxes at the sight of her silhouette. She shuts the door behind her, plunging the room into darkness again, and Droog just lays there and listens as she creeps across the floor to his bed.

    Series
    Words:
    3,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    Summary

    Friends always take friends to get new robot arms. Always.

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    429
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    In which some characters discuss their roles in the end of act flash, and Problem Sleuth offers consolation.

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    810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    405
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    The thing they don't tell you about running a gang is that you've got to keep them happy. Other outfits run strictly on fear, but that only works when you're dealing with assholes you can afford to kill. It's harder when they're your friends, or as close to friends as you can come when you're Spades Slick, and when there's only four of you in the gang.

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    926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    484
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    If any outsiders were to observe the inside of the Midnight Crew’s quarters, they would find Slick and Droog demonstrating their differing ways of dealing with anger. While Slick attempts to break the manhole cover with one of Boxcar’s forgotten blunt instruments, Droog stands below, just watching and appearing to calmly smoke a cigarette. Of course, the cold hard look in Droog’s eyes says that he is anything but calm. He’s angry, maybe angrier than Slick, but he’s going to sit on it until he can do something with it. And then, someone’s getting garrotted with Droog’s tie.

    Words:
    1,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    355
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    Summary

    Sex with Slick is always an uphill battle. Spades can't stand the thought of anybody telling him what to do, or bossing him around, even if it is for his own good.

    Words:
    613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    341

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