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    "We the Jury have reached our verdict... You, Lee Ping, are guilty of 200 and counting homicides, severe property damage of a U.S. Army Base, and several accounts of injury. Normally, this would be an out right sentence to life in prison... But you pled guilty so now your time has been cut to 50 years. No getting off for good behavior either."

    Lee hangs his head, ears drooping and tail wrapping tightly around himself, as the one clear thought runs through his mind, tears springing up from the injustice.

     

    But I didn't do it.

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    English
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    338
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    "Why the heck is this guy so obsessed over my Date squares?"

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    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    7
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    1
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    57
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    When Lee Ping walks into Detention Biffy was expecting regular Lee Ping, spy and vent crawler extrordinar, ready to take on the world to prove his innocence... But his eyes are immediately drawn to the yellow feathered monstrosity sitting on the extremely red faced Lee Ping.

    "Wha-Why-You- Don't tell me you came to school wearing THAT on your head." Biffy chokes out, gasping for breath. THAT had nearly killed him with hilarious surprise.

    Lee bit his lip and pulled the flock of canaries down, stretching the fabric holding IT together with superglue.

    "Ju-just shut up, you're the pot calling the kettle black, I never said anything about your beanies." Lee stutters, something about Lee's eyes are strange but Biffy chalks it up to the piss poor lighting.

    Language:
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    1,202
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    6
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    84
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    Lee Ping gets a summer job at the Surfer's Paradise Hotel. He meets Tyler Ridgemount while over there, the owner's very own son. After a series of small events, he ends up in bed with Ty and more.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    My contribution to the Detentionaire fandom by submitting one chapter each day with a couple and a prompt. Thirty days + thirty prompts = thirty different ways to show affection. Multi-shipping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    6/30
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    606
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    Summary: Biffy commits social suicide. And Lee does, too.

    Author's Note: Story has nothing in common with the song from where I stole the title.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    291
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    Ever since her previous co-host left, Tina Kwee has been forced to work with an annoying jerk. All she needs to do is get him fired with the help of the snarky board operator. That shouldn't be too hard, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    726
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    74
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    When Lee attempts to confirm if Biffy has a crush on him, he learns more than he bargained for.

    Language:
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    1,699
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    475
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    Summary: Lee finally uses the perfect excuse.

    Author's Note: I might do a second part to this about what happens when Lee arrives. Depends on the response I get. Enjoy!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    477
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    He smiles at you first, and then at Deuce when the two of you appear from the crowd.

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    English
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    224
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Lee was having a very rotten day could anything make things even slightly better? Established Liffy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    537
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    Alternate Universe where Biffy is a Vampire, and Lee helps him hid his secret.

    (Saw an anonymous promoted plot bunny on Riot—Rebel’s post, and I hope she doesn’t mind that I’ve borrowed the idea and put it into fic form.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    It's been a week and a half since the day of the prank, and Lee thinks about the first time he ever saw the REAL Biffy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    443
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    Series
    Language:
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    Words:
    189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    511
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    Chaz was a self-centered jerk. There was no way that he'd help her in the same situation, so why should she help him?

    Because she was a nice person, damn it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    688
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    Biffy's on a rampage after discovering who is Dating his favorite Rocker.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    777
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    619
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    Lee Ping and the Serpent are biological brothers, however to Lee's dismay his brother has an unhealthy attraction towards him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,102
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    797
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    Masterminding the disappearance/unemployment of principals, a brainwashing experiment, and the biggest prank in high school history all while keeping a school in order is nothing for this dream team.
    An exploration of Lynch and Victoria's dynamic as collaborating masterminds throughout the series via drabbles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    559
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
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    71
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    Lee had a pretty bad birthday, but thanks to Biffy the day after was much better. (most likely a one-shot)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,415
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    829
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    Biffy reflects on why he helps Lee, and how much the fellow detentionaire, reminds him of how he used to be. (one shot)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    593

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