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    '“I’M SORRY, MR. METTATON. I’VE SEEN YOU ON TV QUITE A BIT, BUT YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT. YOU SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING NOW…”

    The riveting robo was waiting for this. “My body!?” he exclaimed, thrilled he could yell it so dramatically. “Exactly. My fabulous body!” A spotlight appeared on him. How?? There are no spotlights in my office?? “I was murdered! Molested! Manhandled! M-”

    “Get to the point, for god’s sake,” Undyne growled, annoyed.'

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    When famous robot celebrity, Mettaton, hires private eyes Papyrus and Undyne to get his marvelous missing body back, both find themselves embroiled in more than a simple case of mechanistic mystery. But lazy grifters, gentle florists, and frisky children are no match for the cunning of the Great Detective Papyrus!

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    Yes, Judy does get fired -- breaking protocol, unlawful arrest, the prejudice of her mega-fauna coworkers and no, there is no saving grace from the machinations of a hateful sheep or the program of a self-absorbed mayor.
    And, yes, she has failed both herself and her dreams, and all with her own two hands.
    But.
    Judy has saved people in her brief time in the force, and while not always, no good deed goes unpaid. Not this time, at least.
    (That doesn't mean, however, that Judy's managed to untangle herself from the conspiracies.)

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    People go missing in New York City every day. They disappear into the murky back alleys and either resurface in the Downworld or wash up in the Hudson. The thing is, Simon Lewis had already done both of those things.

    When Simon fails to return to the Hotel Dumort, Raphael makes it his mission to discover the truth of what happened to Simon - one baffling clue at a time. He will find Simon, even if he has to accept her help. After all, people go missing in New York City every day, but they don’t all have a vampire and a Shadowhunter on the case.

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    There were many kinds of immortality in this world, and none of them the same as the other. And all of them came with their own weaknesses.

    Lindsay is a phoenix. She finds a family in the FAHC.

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    In a city gripped with fear and unrest caused by predators randomly going savage, the ZPD has found itself on the wrong side of public opinion and trust. Walking into this powderkeg, the newly promoted captain of the Arson desk has to balance doing what's right for his city with doing what's right for his predator subordinates.

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    Federal Agent Carlos Ramon wasn't sure what he'd expected when he transferred from the Los Angeles office to the college town of Night Vale. He came to find the Voice of Night Vale: a nefarious criminal that had broken into fifteen museums in the Night Vale and Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan areas, leaving no evidence behind but a USB device with a recording.

    He certainly wasn't counting on the plucky young reporter Cecil Palmer stealing his heart in the process.

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    Cassandra Kyle, a former thief turned private investigator, is the owner and sole employee of Kyle Investigations. But dark secrets from her past haunt her, affecting her relationships and happiness. Until one day she meets Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, who just like her have secrets of their own. Sherlock, who acts more like a machine then a man, and John Watson, an ex-army doctor who misses the battle field. All together these three misfits learn what it truly means to be human.

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    After solving many cases of prostitution, Inspector Marinette Dupain-Cheng is given what was thought to be a "simple homicide case". But when deaths of the same fashion keep happening throughout Paris, she is thrust into the more dangerous side of the City of Lights. Rated M for Graphic Depictions of Blood, Gore and Violence, Strong Language, and Sexual Themes

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    “So,” asks their client —Blonde Ben with a cleft in his chin that tries with faint embarrassment to pretend it isn’t there at all — “will you take the case? Will you find it?”

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    "Deano," Donna says brightly. She must still be at the office; the white noise behind her is all hushed voices and keyboard clacks. "I was kind of surprised to hear from you. Word is you're on the wrong side of the law these days."

    "You know me," Dean says, sighing. "I'm always in a reasonable amount of trouble."

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    When the Senator pushing for android rights is found dead in his hotel room; two Chicago detectives hit the streets to find his killer, and the possible Nazi connection.

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    It has been four years since Kuvira's downfall. Since then, Korra has spent her days in peace. Although her relationship with Asami is beginning to falter and life is somewhat stale, she remains optimistic that everything will turn our for the best. However, when a series of bizarre murders start occurring throughout Republic City, she suddenly finds herself caught facing a threat more terrifying than she could possibly imagine. Through the unraveling web of blood, lies, distrust and hatred, Korra must fight to uncover the truth and put an end to the killings before everything in her life gets torn apart.

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    28/?
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    Sans has been out of the mob for nearly half a decade when Papyrus is taken captive, along with several other memembers of Asgore's "kingsmen" gang. The skeleton now has to decide, fall back into his old ways or strive to be better, all while trying to get his brother back in his life.

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    9/?
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    Filmed in black and white
    Minako Aino is the best gumshoe on the dangerous streets of a 1930s American city. When the disappearance of Serenity Von Mond, heiress to the Silver Millenium fortune, sends the city into a froth of gossip and speculation, Minako takes the case - and soon finds that Serenity - and the world she occupied - isn't all it seems.

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    [A/U] 1950s - Private Investigator Heero Yuy is asked to take on a case involving the death of a high profile millionaire. With ties to a local mafia family, a financially and morally bankrupt circus, and other nefarious deeds, Heero Yuy realizes that this case will be harder to crack than his usual jobs. At least until he meets a mysterious woman.

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    It’s a shitty night out. A storm’s blown in from off the Glowing Sea and Goodneighbor is glowing with radiation. Bolts of green lightning illuminate the drunks moaning in the gutters. MacCready can’t get the irradiated rain to stop splashing in his face no matter how he tilts his hat. MacCready's new employer dumps his suit in a back alley and huddles with MacCready in a doorway. Out of his power armor, Leigh is tall and tan, with a nice scoped piece that shoots .45’s. He catches MacCready looking and winks. “Stole this off a corpse, then souped it up myself.” Damn, MacCready thinks, he’s got me dead to rights already. He resolves not to be too friendly with Leigh.

    (It doesn't work.)

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    11/?
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    “See, Ms. Katz, that’s the second part.” Crawford pulls another manila folder out from the top drawer of his desk. Katz has learned to expect the worst from these bland little folders, the slimmer the better, and she takes this one no less warily than the first. It’s a fat one. “We’ve found Will Graham.”

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    Fifteen years after her sister's murder, Detective Beatrice Katz is pulled back into Hannibal Lecter's bloody sphere of influence, and—well. That's never ended happily.
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    He's not happy about it. Not one bit. But he doesn't really have a choice.
    "If it helps," she said, "you can always blab and get thrown in prison."
    Don't tempt me.

    Frisk is a detective, and he's recently stumbled on some rather... interesting evidence. And her name, is Chara Dreemurr. You know, the king and queen's daughter. The prince's sibling. The brutal murderer. Although, he was the only one who knew about that last one.

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    10/?
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    Perpetual Downpour: a moment in time and space where you'll never be able to keep a cigarette lit.

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    Abby has a job for Raven.

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    1/1
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    21
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    2
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    280

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