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    Ezio is the embodiement of masculinity. But that isn't a reputation someone's born with, especially in Ezio's case. Transgender!Ezio

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    Desmond hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a hurricane of love. He loathed it.

    Every December, Desmond would feel himself getting all innocent inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Hidden Blade, he snapped at anyone spongy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

    On December 13, Desmond had to go to the mall to buy a hot Assassin. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing amazingly around and so much Christmas music blaring animatedly, he thought his scar would explode.

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    “Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.” Altair set his hands on Malik's shoulders. “I'll take care of you.”

    Malik looked at him and knew then that he loved him. Maybe it had been before that, but now he knew.

     

    This is the giant epilogue-esque mess where I hurt my babies alot and then fix it for them because I do love them so.

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    Desmond looked tired as hell, but there’s nothing new or unexpected about that. For quite some time already, he’s been giving the impression of not knowing what sleep was, dark circles forming under his eyes, voice full of exhaustion. I’d feel sorry for him were I not as world-weary as he and had I the time to feel sorry for anyone. I am way too busy to empathise with others and play babysitter („Oooh, poor you, lie down and I’ll make some tea for you and everything is going to be wonderful again! Let’s hold hands and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn’s back!“)
    /This work contains sass, terrible weather, various pop-culture references, purple geese and stolen hats. You've been warned./

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    Desmond Miles expected to die.

    He didn't expect to wake up in a horse-drawn cart headed for execution.

    I must've passed out again, and they stuck me back in the Animus as usual.

    But the Animus has a few bugs, it seems. He can't get to the menu or turn on the map.

    Also there's dragons.


    Previously titled Voiped to Nirn. Shout out to Lois McMasters Bujold.

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    Dies ist die Geschichte von Ezios erster Reise nach Italien an der Seite seines besten Freundes Leonardo um endlich seine Familie in Italien zu treffen und seinen leiblichen Vater kennen zu lernen.

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    This is the Story of Ezio , a young man travelling to Italy for the first time in his life together with his trusted friend Leonardo just to meet with his Family and finally get to know his bilogical father.

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    Okay you know my story Kryptokos? The one with Angsty!Mpreg!Desmond? This is an alternate route it could have taken beginning in chapter 7.

    As before, Desmond is twenty-four and a half weeks pregnant with a baby he doesn't want. Nobody knows about it except for the Mentor, the Medic, and the Man himself. He wakes up in the middle of the night in agonizing pain.

    But in this version, he's not growing a pseudovagina. He's gone into extremely premature labor, and there's still no way for the baby to exit his body.

    Pretty much zero fluff or humor down this path.

    TL;DR: what if Kryptokos, except the baby is born while Desmond is still an angsty asshole

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    Every prophet has a guardian angel. Desmond's just lucky enough to get a matched set.

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    Being a single father isn't easy. Especially when you're part of a secret society that stands against another, vastly more powerful, secret society. After the wild ride of his asexual technologically-induced hermaphroditic male pregnancy, Desmond's now raising a kid. And all that Black Flag stuff is going on as well.
    What hijinks will ensue?

    Sequel to Kryptokos.

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    Malik did not hate Altair because he was rich, handsome, famous (for nothing), athletic or apparently charming (to women). No, Malik hated Altair because he was a sexist pig with a perpetual audience that was influencing a whole generation of tweens to think it was perfectly okay to say whatever dick thing came into their heads. That was why he started his blog; he just didn’t count on Altair finding it or becoming it’s number one fan.

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    The one in which Altair is he star in The Bachelor but really has his eyes on the grumpy guy holding the microphone.

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    "Malik stood even though his legs had the consistence of pudding and even though his knees were practically nonexistent anymore. He couldn’t manage to speak a word but in fact he wouldn’t know either what to say. He had no plan for a situation like this. He hadn’t been prepared for his parents dying in a stupid car accident and that his brother would need an operation just because they wanted to visit him (just because Malik rather lived in a town like Dorchester than close to his parents). He had wasted his life to prepare himself for more absurd scenarios or for the day his parents would peacefully fall asleep and never wake up again as soon as Kadar would be old enough to deal with it. Oh who was he trying to fool? Nobody was ever old enough to be able to deal with the death of his parents."

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    "Malik erhob sich, auch wenn seine Beine nur noch aus Pudding bestanden und seine Knie praktisch nicht mehr existent waren. Er brachte kein einziges Wort heraus, aber sowieso wusste er nicht was er sagen könnte oder sollte. Er hatte keinen Plan für eine Situation wie diese. Er war nicht darauf vorbreitet gewesen, das seine Eltern bei einem Autounfall starben nur weil sie ihn besuchen wollten und das sein kleiner Bruder operiert werden musste deswegen. Er hatte sein Leben damit verschwendet sich auf absurdere Szenarien einzustellen oder darauf das seine Eltern einfach friedlich einschliefen, wenn Kadar alt genug wäre um damit fertig zu werden. Ach, wem machte er etwas vor? Niemand war je alt genug mit dem Tod der Eltern fertig zu werden."

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    Shaun is sent out on a mission over Tunisia. Of course things go wrong when his plane is shot down in the middle of bloody nowhere! And who would be crazy enough to live in the middle the desert! His prickly, fruity, and yellow friend seems to agree.

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    Evil Author Day: where you post teasing snippets from works in progress.

    Chapter 1: Alexis Chandler saga
    Chapter 2: Untitled Edward Kenway thing
    Chapter 3: Mysterious DesBecca thing
    Chapter 4: Mysterious Desmond thing
    Chapter 4: Mysterious Desmond and Clay thing

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    Drabbles series, mostly unrelated.

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    The video was a little pixelly from being magnified to fill his screen, but Shaun was captivated nonetheless. Every minute motion of Desmond's muscles was visible underneath the skin as he rubbed a bar of Abstergo brand soap into a rich lather on his arms.

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    You know that island out in the bay? The one everyone doesn't dare sail their ships near? They say the Devil lives on that island, and he brought all his demons with him for a big party of sin and witchcraft. It seems like every other night, Hades is ferrying men over to that floating hell on water. People go there as men, but their twisted bodies only come out when they're good and dead.

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    She has the prettiest eyes, the loveliest face, the most neglected of character. She's something else and Desmond falls head over heels for her. He just wants to be at her side and fight off all the threats constantly hanging over her head. He just wants her to feel loved, like she belongs (and rightly so!).

    She's beautiful to him, an angel, the apple of his eye, a gorgeous princess. And Desmond will do anything to help her achieve that.

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    Prompt fill for Xazz'z 30 Day OTP Challenge

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