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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

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    41/41
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    35
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    60
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    6
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    "I am very majestic," Thorin agreed gently, almost moved to tears as well by the plight of his beloved burglar. "That is true."

    Bilbo sniffed again and wiped at his eyes, convinced that Thorin would never love him.

    "But I love you," Thorin continued and proceeded to stick his tongue down Bilbo's throat, because making out with someone who was crying seemed like a reasonable idea.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    107
    Kudos:
    192
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    28
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    2334
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    Leon and Kazuichi get drunk as fuck. They meet a lot of people who disapprove of their behavior along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    1/?
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    It begins on a dark and stormy night: doesn't it always? You're fleeing the boudoir of a personal friend, whose curves are in the right places. At least you think they're in the right places: there is always the possibility that she could be concealing eldritch non-Euclidean geometries beyond comprehension. Because, you know. Women.

    You are... you have been... compromised. The Worst Muse is in your head.

    Language:
    English
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    1,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    136
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    A mysterious stranger hires Griffin Flaherty to review his fictional manuscript. Griffin is drawn into the story, which seems oddly familiar...

    Language:
    English
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    2,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
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    31
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    When Kris finds a Santa hat in his briefcase, it can only mean one thing: Trouble.

    Language:
    English
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    3,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    112
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    The one where Frank meets Gerard in a coffee shop and asks to know all his secrets

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    English
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    367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
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    101
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    T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, but there was a dildo vibrating. The fishnet stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Dickens would soon be there. The people were all nestled snug in there bed, while visions of pole dancers and sex masters danced in their heads.

    -

    Or, the Christmas classic redone in a terrible parody. I'm sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,258
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    658
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    Written for the 2008 badficathon on LJ. Despite the title, contains no candy. Does, however, contain a very unsexy sex scene.

    PROMPT:
    recognizable genre/situation/cliche: SMUT!
    up to four things you must include: 'Fox' and 'Dana', Mulder's dick being 'hard enough to cut glass', Scully's hair smelling like strawberries, completely illogical punctuation and capitalisation!
    characters to include: Mulder, Scully

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,277
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    279
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    Plot? What Plot? - but alternatively Prose? What Prose?

    An experiment in deliberately ludicrous writing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    911
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    Based on the unseen art for Bad Bang II.

    Denny isn't impressed by Alan's... equipment.

    Sorry, artist; I know that your art can't possibly live up to the gloriousness that is SESTINA.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    157
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    It's a canon divergence au where antinous works in a coffeesho instead of being a slave and when he meets a certain emperor but he doesn't know that he's the emperor ,will sparks fly??

    Language:
    English
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    760
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
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    65
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    [NB: This is deliberately bad fanfic written for Bad Bang 2: Bang Backwards.]

    WHO-- are these two strangers who've just arrived in Gotham City?!
    WHAT-- do they want?!
    HOW-- will Batman stop them?!?!?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    72
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    this show sucks it shuold never of killed poor jimmy. i cryed SO HARD it was to saaaaddddd!!! i cant see the pictrue for this art but the titel is good so i want too rite how the show shuold of went. With gregg and his jimmy 2GETHER 4EVA. but their freinds not somthing else you no what i mean. Plz read & reveiw!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
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    Ron catches Harry and Hermione snogging! Oh no!

    Language:
    English
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    168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    12
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    616
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    A pop tart fucks Thor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    122
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    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
    THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

    Language:
    English
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    259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    156
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    Thor explores one of life's great mysteries with one of his baked brethren. A Ninja Turtle watches from afar and sheds a silent tear.

    DEPICTIONS OF GRAPHIC M/M SEX. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, AND POP TARTS WILL BE TOASTED OVER ALL FLAMES. CONCRIT WELCOME.

    Language:
    English
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    37
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
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    153
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    Pity this busy monster.

    This is the Hulk's happy day. This is the swirl of inner consciousness, weaving through five movements, this green beast with flowers and a Man inside of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    129
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    Kabuto and Orochimaru start new jobs with the Hidden Sound Detective Agency. But can they defeat Madariarty and uncover the secrets of their hearts?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    38

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