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    Written for the 2008 badficathon on LJ. Despite the title, contains no candy. Does, however, contain a very unsexy sex scene.

    PROMPT:
    recognizable genre/situation/cliche: SMUT!
    up to four things you must include: 'Fox' and 'Dana', Mulder's dick being 'hard enough to cut glass', Scully's hair smelling like strawberries, completely illogical punctuation and capitalisation!
    characters to include: Mulder, Scully

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    Plot? What Plot? - but alternatively Prose? What Prose?

    An experiment in deliberately ludicrous writing.

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    Based on the unseen art for Bad Bang II.

    Denny isn't impressed by Alan's... equipment.

    Sorry, artist; I know that your art can't possibly live up to the gloriousness that is SESTINA.

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    It's a canon divergence au where antinous works in a coffeesho instead of being a slave and when he meets a certain emperor but he doesn't know that he's the emperor ,will sparks fly??

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    this show sucks it shuold never of killed poor jimmy. i cryed SO HARD it was to saaaaddddd!!! i cant see the pictrue for this art but the titel is good so i want too rite how the show shuold of went. With gregg and his jimmy 2GETHER 4EVA. but their freinds not somthing else you no what i mean. Plz read & reveiw!

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    Ron catches Harry and Hermione snogging! Oh no!

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    A pop tart fucks Thor.

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    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
    THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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    Thor explores one of life's great mysteries with one of his baked brethren. A Ninja Turtle watches from afar and sheds a silent tear.

    DEPICTIONS OF GRAPHIC M/M SEX. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, AND POP TARTS WILL BE TOASTED OVER ALL FLAMES. CONCRIT WELCOME.

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    Pity this busy monster.

    This is the Hulk's happy day. This is the swirl of inner consciousness, weaving through five movements, this green beast with flowers and a Man inside of him.

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    Kabuto and Orochimaru start new jobs with the Hidden Sound Detective Agency. But can they defeat Madariarty and uncover the secrets of their hearts?

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    Would Danny be able to understand the terrible secret that Alan has kept from him? Will they consummate their ultimate love in a carnal way, or will this be the night when dreams----shatter?

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    The Doctor bumps into Boris and adventure happens. Deliberate Badfic for the Bad bang 2.

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    Stiles is very sad about a personal situation and Blades and Perceptor show him the power of true non-sexual love in a junkyard.

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    Kuroko and Kagami both have secrets. One secret they keep from everyone is that they are in LOVE with each other. But in a world where monsters roam the earth and the dead may not be dead, can love really survive?

    Smut! Titans! Feelings! Secret Special Powers! Sex!

    (R&R PLEASE. YAOI LEMON, DLDR.)

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    This is my very own original idea for a time travel story!

    Except for the bits about J2's relationship, which are obviously all true.

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    together forever and never to part
    together forever we two
    and don't you know
    I would move heaven and earth
    to be together forever with you

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    Before everything, before even time, there was Sheldon's spot. His name used to be Elton.

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    Sadly, being a vigilante doesn't pay. Michaelangelo lost the party business and Donatello lost his IT job, so Leonardo has to do something to pay the bills.

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    House has bought a house but will Wilson move in with him????

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    4
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    10
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