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    When Kris finds a Santa hat in his briefcase, it can only mean one thing: Trouble.

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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

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    40/?
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    T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, but there was a dildo vibrating. The fishnet stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Dickens would soon be there. The people were all nestled snug in there bed, while visions of pole dancers and sex masters danced in their heads.

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    Or, the Christmas classic redone in a terrible parody. I'm sorry.

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    Esta no es una historia de amor.

    Esta es una historia de pichas.

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    Español
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    1/1
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    3
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    Written for the 2008 badficathon on LJ. Despite the title, contains no candy. Does, however, contain a very unsexy sex scene.

    PROMPT:
    recognizable genre/situation/cliche: SMUT!
    up to four things you must include: 'Fox' and 'Dana', Mulder's dick being 'hard enough to cut glass', Scully's hair smelling like strawberries, completely illogical punctuation and capitalisation!
    characters to include: Mulder, Scully

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    4
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    Plot? What Plot? - but alternatively Prose? What Prose?

    An experiment in deliberately ludicrous writing.

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    23
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    1
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    656
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    Based on the unseen art for Bad Bang II.

    Denny isn't impressed by Alan's... equipment.

    Sorry, artist; I know that your art can't possibly live up to the gloriousness that is SESTINA.

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    10
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    It's a canon divergence au where antinous works in a coffeesho instead of being a slave and when he meets a certain emperor but he doesn't know that he's the emperor ,will sparks fly??

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    2/2
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    2
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    4
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    10
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    this show sucks it shuold never of killed poor jimmy. i cryed SO HARD it was to saaaaddddd!!! i cant see the pictrue for this art but the titel is good so i want too rite how the show shuold of went. With gregg and his jimmy 2GETHER 4EVA. but their freinds not somthing else you no what i mean. Plz read & reveiw!

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    Ron catches Harry and Hermione snogging! Oh no!

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    A pop tart fucks Thor.

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    English
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    2
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    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
    THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    11
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    Thor explores one of life's great mysteries with one of his baked brethren. A Ninja Turtle watches from afar and sheds a silent tear.

    DEPICTIONS OF GRAPHIC M/M SEX. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, AND POP TARTS WILL BE TOASTED OVER ALL FLAMES. CONCRIT WELCOME.

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    English
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    Pity this busy monster.

    This is the Hulk's happy day. This is the swirl of inner consciousness, weaving through five movements, this green beast with flowers and a Man inside of him.

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    13
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    Kabuto and Orochimaru start new jobs with the Hidden Sound Detective Agency. But can they defeat Madariarty and uncover the secrets of their hearts?

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    Would Danny be able to understand the terrible secret that Alan has kept from him? Will they consummate their ultimate love in a carnal way, or will this be the night when dreams----shatter?

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    The Doctor bumps into Boris and adventure happens. Deliberate Badfic for the Bad bang 2.

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    English
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    2
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    4
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    Stiles is very sad about a personal situation and Blades and Perceptor show him the power of true non-sexual love in a junkyard.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    12
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    Kuroko and Kagami both have secrets. One secret they keep from everyone is that they are in LOVE with each other. But in a world where monsters roam the earth and the dead may not be dead, can love really survive?

    Smut! Titans! Feelings! Secret Special Powers! Sex!

    (R&R PLEASE. YAOI LEMON, DLDR.)

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    English
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    953
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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    12
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    1
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    This is my very own original idea for a time travel story!

    Except for the bits about J2's relationship, which are obviously all true.

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    English
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    1,165
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    2
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    10
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    85

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