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    The tiny hitch in his breath brought Dean's attention back to his little brother. Seeing Dean advance towards him with a cruel grin, Sam raised his arm to his face, body curling inward, making himself appear smaller. Dean grabbed his hair, straddling his curled frame. Looking into his terror filled eyes, he yanked harder on his stupidly long hair and then slammed his head back on the bunker floor repeatedly until his pretty green eyes rolled to white. The last thing his foggy mind registered was Dean's face closing in, lips stretched in a creepy grin as he whispered, "Goodnight, Sammy."

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    Dean is an asshole. But Cas knows that, right? He knows that Dean doesn't mean it like that, doesn't he? ... Well. Maybe not so much.

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    In this backwards world ruled by betas, where omegas are almost extinct and there hasn’t been an alpha born in the United States in the last 80 years, Dean struggles to survive and help his brother in the process. As a male omega with worsening health and a highschool dropout, his options are very limited, but he manages. That is until his brother and his college friends come up with a brilliant idea to save (read adopt) an alpha from Russia. Dean’s world is about to be turned upside down, but will it be worth it?

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    Dean Winchester knows his arm will never have a soul mark because he doesn't have a soulmate. There's no one he can blame but himself. He begged the universe not to slap one on his arm, but he was young and stupid. Plus he certainly hadn't meant he never wanted one, he just wanted to have fun in college. But the universe had listened, too well. Dean accepted he wouldn't meet his soulmate and his relationships went up in flames. Dean was okay with it despite what his friends and family may think.

    Castiel Novak was a dreamer, and always had his head in the clouds. He dreamed of the day he would meet his soulmate. Where it would happen, what his soul mark would look like, and who the person would be. The one thing Castiel was certain of was that no matter who they were, Castiel would love them. At the age of thirty-five, he still hadn't met his soulmate yet, but that was okay. Castiel would patiently wait for them.

    When the two cross paths, it goes nothing like how either of them planned.

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    Pt 1: The pie thief has struck again. You know who it is but how to prove it? The answer is on the tip of his tongue.

    Pt 2: Out on the hunt, out of state, and out of options; with your life on the line, Dean makes a call you're not happy with. Just when you thought you couldn't take any more, he brings a peace offering.

    Pt 3: Coming soon

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    In a world where everyone knows monsters exist, a selected few study to hunt them. Dean and Sam are the new faculty members at the school you teach. Years ago, they were your bullies, now they seem keen on pursuing something else. Maybe they have really changed, or maybe they're as mean as they used to be. Either way, you're going to need them for the trials to come.

    HIATUS.

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    Dean and Sam arrive in the Buffyverse.

    Dean is manhandled.

    Sam is confused.

    Spike is pissed.

    Willow needs to be protected.

    And Xander is just there to be there.

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    The whole "emotion" part of all this just doesn't seem to be connecting, here. Considering he just committed suicide, that probably isn't such a bad thing.

    Dean is glad that being a demon apparently makes him less of an idiot. The solution is obvious—as long as feeds the Mark with monster hunting, he's good. And it's not like he had plans to retire. Yeah, okay, sure, two actual humans are dead, and that isn't really his thing, but it was pretty much justified. They pushed him into it. He shouldn't feel bad. He doesn't feel bad.

    This whole demon thing is kind of a fucking blessing, actually. He doesn't even wanna kill himself at all right now. No more nagging conscience and obsessive guilt. All of his misery has just been washed away, like the garbage from before doesn't matter now. He was even able to think about how fuckable his angel would look working on the Impala. No flashbacks to Dad tearing into him as a kid for checking out other boys the same way he did girls.

    Shit, if being a demon just washes away all his baggage—10/10, no notes.

    Who'd have thought that becoming a demon was the key to happiness?

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    What if Azazel decided to up his game?
    What if Ramiel didn't want the apocalypse?

    ~~~~~
    “That’s why I’m here. Under Azazel, the kid will be used as a weapon to help raise Lucifer. An’ if none of them other little fuckers hold out, he’ll end up being Lucifer’s meatsuit.” Meg seemed put off by that idea. It was working. Maybe he’d found his way in. “You ‘n I both know the importance of his older brother. You really think that the angels will let Lucifer’s true vessel not house him?” Meg shook her head, knowing the sad truth about her little brother. “The bigger problem is Asmodeus.” Meg’s eyes widened comically and her head whipped to the side to look at him. It would’ve been funny in any other situation. “Dagon heard a rumor that the Bastard Prince,” it was his and Dagon’s snide nickname for Asmodeus. “Is planning to get ahold of our nephew and use him to take hell.”
    “Oh, what the fuck?!” Meg grumbled and stood abruptly.
    “We can’t let that happen, Meg. We can stop it. All of it.”
    “No. Abso-fucking-lutely not. No way. What do you need?” Bingo. His first sale was done. 

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    Just because Sam understands why Dean completely overreacted to his getting hurt in the alicorn attack, that doesn't mean his older brother will be forgiven until he actually apologizes to Cas and Jimmy. His mother and younger brother agree.

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    Dean should have known better, but who could have hoped to know better than their own older self?
    As for why his older self is a demon, let's not worry about it!

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    Castiel is not making Dean’s problem worse… he just isn't fixing it either…

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    Dean and Cas have to share a bed, Sam needs to step in, and Cas doesn't understand truth-or-dare. Maybe Dean is willing to help him understand?

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    Sam has started the Apocalypse and the guilt consumes him. He's broken by Dean's abandoning of him and wonders why he's still around.

    Season Five Episode 3 (and the beginning of episode 4); I was having a lot of feelings about Sam's arc and how it relates to Dean. I did not finish episode four before writing, so it's canon compliant to the point of Sam calling Dean about Lucifer. After that, the stress gets to Sam, and he doesn't see the point anymore.

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    Sam thought he’d never be free. And then he was.

    But his freedom came with a cost that no one saw coming. Sam was different, he could feel it like he could feel his demon blood. Lucifer had left a mark on his soul. There was only so many time’s Lucifer could bring him back from the dead without having some sort of consequence. So when Death pays him a visit one night he’s not entirely surprised by what he has to say.

    Or the Au of half demon half angel Sam that lives in my head rent free.

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    small highschool!au (but not rlly it starts w them leaving but shhh)

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    A Banshee hiding amongst humans, an accident draws the Winchesters to her home. Hunted by one of her own kind, she's able to kill it but now she has explain herself to the hunters who are wondering why there's an old irish fae leaving in the middle of no where Iowa.

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    Sam rested on the couch; eyes closed, an open book laying on his chest, moving slowly up and down as he breathed. He looked… vulnerable.

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    After a year of dating and recently moving in so they would have more time to spend together, Cas and Dean hit a rough spot and things take a turn for the worse. Cas goes to stay with his BFF Meg for a couple of days hoping they can work things out. Two days turns into four, and then a week has gone by and Cas finds himself working through his loss with an unexpected shift in direction.

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    ‘That’s just it,’ Castiel said, his blue eyes gleaming enthusiastically. ‘I think we have all been dwelling too much on what could have happened, and not enough on what the Lance was meant to do.’

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