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    Dean Winchester was happy. He had a part-time job at a coffee shop, a girlfriend, and he was getting his degree in a little over a year. What else could he need?

    At least, that's what he thought until his mysterious neighbour - Castiel Novak - moved in across the hall and showed Dean what he had been missing.

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    Dean Winchester has a lot going for him: he's beloved by his students, he's finished writing his first book, and he's living comfortably in New York City. The only problem is... he's single. That wouldn't bother him much if his family wouldn't be visiting for the holidays. With cuffing season over, Dean has to face his family alone... or will he?

    Castiel DiAngelo is a simple detective who hasn't really celebrated Christmas in over 9 years, holidays and family being a sore spot for him. But after taking Dean up on an offer, he finds that you can't really avoid the holidays.

    Will these two be able to pull off a seminal holiday trope? Or will certain developments get in the way...

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    Hey all; I know, I know, I own nothing of Supernatural except this idea. Cas made Dean a binding oath during season five, one the angel couldn’t keep, so God intervened. But Cas can’t go back to the past in anything but their True Vessel, so God takes His child, and puts Castiel into her True Vessel…

    Now, in 2005, Dean Winchester runs into a dark-haired, blue-eyed woman named Castiel while working a case in Bear River, WY. He is suspicious of her at first, but there is much more to this case than meets the eye, and Dean will have to trust this strange woman to save the town.

    Edit: Stalled due to editing problems. Chapter Two is almost there but I'm trying to get their voices right.

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    It had to be some cosmic joke, Dean Winchester falling in love with a monster.

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    Dean and Cas have a fight over Cas moving in. Dean is an idiot, but it works out in the end because I'm a sap.

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    "Really?" Dean's voice rose and he clenched his fists, "Why the fuck do you care what happens to me anymore? I mean if we aren't friends then why do you care so much? Huh? Why?"

    "Because I love you!" Tears were rolling down Cas' cheeks. Dean blinked, too in shock to say anything. Cas stepped closer to Dean, "I love you Dean."

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    “Of course I fucking need help!” Dean shouted. At least his erection was flagging. He watched sadly as it slowly went down, the water starting to turn cold. “And the hot water is running out, so get in here before the cold locks up my back even more!”

    “Um, are you, you know, naked?” Sam sounded hesitant.

    “No, Sam, I’m wearing a bikini. Of course I’m naked!”

    Sam had the nerve to fucking laugh. “It is you we’re talking about, you could very well be wearing a bikini.”

    “Is Dean wearing a bikini?” Came a lower voice from the other side of the door.

    “What’s a bikini?” Jack asked innocently.

    “For fuck’s sake, cut the Three Stooges act for a second and help me up!

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    Sam and Dean gets some unexpected down time, but Sammy decides to spend it in another state, leaving Dean totally bored and fending for himself for entertainment. And what better way to entertain yourself than to teach your best friend how to pick up women?? It was his specialty, after all! But what happens when Cas decides to turn the tables and show Dean just how well he learned everything he was taught?

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    It's been 5 years since Dean left Jensen and the little town of Hannah for another.

    Jensen was heartbroken, his heart was shattered into peices. A week later Jensen receives news from the doctor that will change his life forever. He was now a single father to twin 4 year old boys, the pride and joy of his life.

    Jensen picks up the pieces, getting his life back in order, choosing to leave his past behind for the sake of his precious boys. Before his mother passed, she left him their family bar, which he now manages succesfully. Life has been good to him this past 4 years, ever since his babies were born. That is until a familiar face walks into his bar. What will happen now?

    A/N: Jensen is 30 years old, looks much like his season 5 or 6 self. Dean is 35, looks more like his season 9 self, scruffy beard and all (kinda hot). I completely regard them as different persons just for the sake of fan fiction and my imaginative mind.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not own anyone in this fic, just borrowing their names and faces for fan fic purposes only :)

    CHAPTER 42 IS UP!!...EPILOGUE...THE WEDDING...PLEASE READ THE STARTING NOTES OF THE CHAPTER :)

    ENJOY...

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    The life of Harry and Eggsy was relatively calm, well as calm as being married in the spy world can be.. but when a knock on the Hart Household door sounds at 8:30 in the morning, things change forever for the Hartwin couple. Eggsy learns he has a 7 year old daughter, who just lost her mother, waiting for him at a CPS facility. And the surprises keep coming... what will Happen next?

    I am American, so please excuse my inconsistencies with conversions. I am using American messurment terms, sorry.

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    "Nice digs" was the first thing Dean said.

    It'll also be the last of he does something like this again.

    Or where Clint's actually the middle Winchester child, Dean comes up with a dumb idea, Natasha is about to kill Clint, and Tony is a complete fan girl.

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    Dean is invited to his brother and new husband's vacation home in the mountains for Christmas. That is where he meets Castiel.

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    AU after Season 7, Episode 1 - Crowley takes his revenge on Castiel's purgatory betrayal by kidnapping Cas. To protect Dean, Castiel swears his eternal servitude to the King of Hell, and a begrudging friendship eventually develops between the angel and his captor. After months of getting to know Crowley, Castiel catches back up with Dean, and the angel must choose between the eldest Winchester or the King of the Crossroads.

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    When Castiel randomly confesses his love for Dean- his best friend of seven years and well-renowned ladies' man- Dean panics. Not because he's straight or anything like that, but because he's kinda maybe been in love with Cas for a while now. Like, years actually.
    I mean, one would think Dean would be overjoyed at finding out Cas returns his affections, right? Wrong. Because Dean KNOWS he's not good enough for Cas, and for once he's not gonna let himself be selfish, dammit. He's not gonna get in in the way of Cas finding his dream guy.
    So he does what Dean Winchester does best and simply ignores the problem until he runs into a very wasted and drugged out Cas at one of Crowley's parties, and well, things just go downhill form there.

    A/N: I know this fic seems long but it actually just takes place over a couple of days. POV switches between Dean and Cas

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    Cas es demasiado literal y Sam está cansado.

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    If you ask Dean what happened last night after the game, his response will be kind of fuzzy. All he knew for sure is that he got drunk and ended up receiving a massage from his buddy Victor, who promised the most pleasurable massage he’ll ever experience. And his friend was right. He had enjoyed it.

    Still, for some strange reason, Dean felt confused. He had liked the massage, but he hadn’t intended to spend the night in Victor’s dorm or fall asleep in his bed.

    After doing what felt like "the walk of shame" to his own dorm, it wasn’t long until his roommate and best friend, Castiel, figured out that something was off with him.

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    Cas is way too literal and Sam is tired.

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    A classic wrong number fic told entirely via screenshots.
    ___

    Dean texts the wrong number, and all bets are off.

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    All Bobby knows for certain is that his boy is grieving, and grieving hard. He's coming unglued in true Dean Winchester fashion--guilt, anger, denial of said guilt/anger, half a fifth of something strong before bed, Sam gets a broken nose, shattered lamps and holes in motel room walls. He needs someone to tell him there's hope when he doesn't have any. He needs his family, and Cas is an important part of that.
    He was, anyway.
    Bobby means to put a boot in that angel's holy ass when they catch up to him.
    If they catch up to him.

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    Maybe it was because of this feeling, because of the fact that Castiel was still unaccustomed to the strength of human emotions. Maybe it was because he was happy and at ease and his guard was down. Maybe it was because Castiel had been aching to say something for years at this point. Whatever it was, something possessed Cas to shake his head fondly and say, “God, I’m so in love with you.”

    In which Castiel accidentally confesses his love, Dean acts like a total fucking idiot (I know, shocking), and they both have to find a way to deal with their feelings.
    Title from a song by Coldplay

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