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    Eggsy Unwin is an MI6 agent, assigned to protect, and keep tabs on, Harry Hart -one of the three leaders of the vampire clan - who is in town due to a number of human revolts sparked by vampiric insurrection.

    Harry is immediately drawn to Eggsy and his mouthwatering blood, the taste of it, the feel of Eggsy clutching at him as he takes. However he keeps himself emotionally distant as vampires and humans are not meant to be together. Well, he tries - or so he tells himself.

    The playing field will change drastically, however, when Harry is forced to change Eggsy to save his life.

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    Even with only moonlight and starlight, he could see the worry in her eyes. He lifted up the medallion she wore and kissed it before saying four quiet, yet confident, words.
    “I’ll be right back.”

    Eggsy is an Omega in a world where being an Omega makes one little more than a slave. He's never felt the drive to submit to anyone, or even be very obedient, and now he's running out of time to learn how.
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    Harry is immortal, and he continuously falls in love with the reincarnation of his first and only love.

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    "I've loved you for a thousand years my dear."

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    Tequila is determined to get a promotion to be head distiller of Statesman Whiskey but is a little rough around the edges for the job. The solution two weeks of gentlemanly training in England. Too bad the teacher is this fussy, uptight guy Harry with long legs and gorgeous eyes.

    Eggsy won a contest that he thought would give cash and somehow ended up at this become a gentleman course in the bloody country, but he can steal some stuff if that bald sexy as hell bloke don't distract him too much.

    Harry finds a man in denim on denim attractive; he assumes he had a stroke and hopes the next will kill him.

    Merlin is trying to figure out how to mix flirtation and larceny, it is harder than expected.

    A story about finding love when you really don't intend to - because isn't that always the way of it.

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    Eggsy Unwin is a kept boy and damn proud of it. Dean tried to ruin his life by making selling his body the only skill Eggsy knew and instead he turned it around and made a life for himself. His relationship with Harry is happy and healthy and he's free to help out his mum with Daisy and buy his mates drinks every once in awhile. It's a good life he just can't deny a part of himself that knows he needs more. He needs pain with the pleasure. The slap before the reassuring touch and the kiss of the whip with the lips that follow.

    Harry can't bring himself to hurt his baby boy. He loves pampering Eggsy and would give him the world if only to see him smile. Yet he can barely raise his hand to Eggsy to give him spankings even when his lovely boy begs for them.

    Then enters Merlin.

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    “Can I help you with something?” Eggsy asked cooly, his voice probably more brusque than it should have been, but he was tired as fuck and if Merlin wanted to take offense, he could shove it.

    “You refused pain meds.” Merlin’s voice was quiet, but in an authoritative sort of way.

    Eggsy sighed internally; sighing for real hurt too much.

    “Eggsy.” Merlin’s voice was stern. “You didn’t take the paracetamol, did you.” There wasn’t a question in Merlin’s voice.

    Eggsy considered lying, then gave a half-shrug, biting his lip when it hurt. “Not a big fan of pills.”

    Merlin’s brow creased, like he was trying to puzzle Eggsy out. “They could have given you a shot -”

    “Not a big fan of needles, either.” Which wasn’t entirely the truth. But hell if he was going to tell Merlin that.

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    It felt wrong, deep in Eggsy’s bones. He should have been out doing more, not sitting with his muscles cramping in a room that wasn’t his. Merlin should have been out doing more. Harry was dead, Harry was gone, and the world had gone to hell with it. The wrongness twisted his stomach and his mouth was dry. Part of him wanted to hit Merlin, and part of him wanted to kiss him. He didn’t want to be treated so nicely, not after having murdered hundreds of people.

    Did saving thousands more counterbalance that? Did it make it okay? Harry had said that Kingsman condoned the taking of one life to save another. But what when it was hundreds or thousands of lives? How could that not weigh on his conscience?

    “Do you ever get used t’it?” Eggsy managed, not looking up from the floor. He’d stopped any pretense of working on his muscles (fuck his arms hurt), but he didn’t want to look at Merlin when they were talking about stuff either.

    Merlin’s hands paused on his calf, before his fingers started gently working on a knot on his thigh. The pain flared hard and sharp, before Merlin’s fingers smoothed it away. “Not really,” Merlin said finally. He wasn’t looking at Eggsy either.

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    “I called Harry Hart,” Michelle said, confirming Eggsy’s worst known nightmare. “I didn’t know what else to do, didn’t know how to get you out of this mess, Eggsy, so I called him.” He’d be so fucking pissed at her if she wasn’t crying so hard, but she couldn’t actually be blamed, could she? Because why did she call him? Right, because he’d fucked up. Monumentally.

    After stealing and wrecking Rottweiler's car, Eggsy is forced to stay with Harry Hart for a while. It sucks, promising to be one hell of a boring time, until Harry Hart proves to be more than a mundane English nuisance.

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    [ABANDONED]

    From the moment Harry Hart met little four years-old Eggsy, on that god awful day he made Michelle Unwin a widow he knew he was cursed to damnation and a life of misery. In the span of two days, his whole world gets turned upside down and comes crashing back to a pinnacle of disasters.

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    Harry Hart needs a promotion. How is he supposed to get it in a world where being single and childless is frowned upon? Find a husband, of course.

    This is written RP style, so there will be shifting points of view.

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    Harry and Eggsy are friends. Eggsy visits Harry at work; they go out for the odd pint; they catch dinner once in a while. They're fairly normal people. The only really "out-of-the-ordinary" thing about them is their difference in age, but there are stranger things.

    Eggsy knows a lot about Harry. He knows that the older man has an affinity for Dickens, he plays Bowie in his office when he thinks no one is listening, and he loves showing Eggsy his favorite films. Harry's normal.

    Definitely not a vampire.

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    Eggsy Unwin finds out that his mum is a super spy the same night she’s murdered in front of him.

    Aka the AU in which Michelle Unwin was a Kingsman agent that no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway.

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    In a world where your soul mark - a common tattoo between a couple - appears after you have met your soulmate, sometimes taking days or months, in a shared location and color(s), Eggsy Unwin is nearly absolutely sure he will never find his. After all who will want some pleb from the estates? He really didn't prepare for one Harry Hart.

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    If Eggsy closed his eyes, it almost sounded like the waves at Penmon Point hitting the cliffsides; he could almost pretend that he wasn’t sitting in the middle of a café, waiting for a job interview he was so desperate for he wasn’t above begging.

     

    Eggsy takes a job helping Roxy's blind uncle. It was only supposed to be a job, a chance for a new beginning. Eggsy wasn't supposed to fall in love, especially when Harry is still mourning the loss of his husband.

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    Audio/Songs Included | Art by fyeahhartwin

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    When Eggsy Unwin finally gets his soulmark, everyone is surprised to find out it's Harry Hart he's matched to. The mafia boss who even Dean is afraid of doesn't seem to want anything to do with Eggsy while still making certain Eggsy stays safe.

    Eggsy's going to make him regret that first bit and Merlin is going to laugh at Harry the entire time.

    A romp through a bunch of tropes with ABO pack family dynamics, Eggsy as Daisy's dad, some trauma and drama along the way just for fun, and happy endings all around.

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    Eggsy isn't as alright as he lets on.

    Or, the five times someone noticed the effects of Eggsy's abusive childhood, and the one time they did something about it.

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    Eggsy does Harry a good turn. Harry makes him an offer in return.

    Or, another way Eggsy meets Harry.

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    "Eggsy is fourteen and locking himself on the roof with a bottle of his mother’s wine and shouting at the sky because he got smacked in the face with beer can when he wasn’t looking."

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    In a world where Eggsy didn't quit his gymnastics career and Michelle hasn't yet met Dean: it's the year 2012, and the London Olympics are looming. Eggsy Unwin, unexpected Olympian, isn't about to waste the only chance he'll ever have at making his country proud. Training for the Olympics is the hardest thing he's ever done, but nothing's felt quite so worthwhile.

    If only training for the Olympics was the only thing he had to worry about. But there's been a threat that's been made near the O2--sorry, North Greenwich--Arena, and his mum keeps meeting with this bloke named Dean Baker that just gives Eggsy all the wrong sorts of feelings, and Roxy's trainer Harry seems to know more than he lets on.

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    It is three in the morning and raining. Eggsy and Daisy have no where to go. He can't go home because of Dean. He can't go back to Jamal's and he can't go to Ryan's because his old man is worse than Dean is. In an act of desperation he calls the number on the back of his father's medal. If there was a time to call in a favor this was it.

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