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    Spider-man and Deadpool are merely acquaintances in Spidey's eyes and lovers in Deadpool's. Peter parker and Wade Wilson are roommates, both blatantly unaware about the other's night life. Let's see how this shitstorm of late-night binges and spidey booty plays out.

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    Wade profite de ses vacances avec Vanessa mais voilà que Negasonic Teenage Warhead le supplie de venir l'aider à retrouver sa petite amie. C'est un travail parfait pour le meilleur mercenaire du monde ! Maintenant, si seulement l'auteur voulait bien arrêter de le ridiculiser et le laisser embrasser Cable dans une scène héroïque sur fond d'explosion, ce serait parfait...

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    And the one time it was on purpose.

    Takes place after Spider-Man:Homecoming and Deadpool (2016).

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    As the door opened he was greeted with the wide frightened eyes of none other than Peter Parker himself. The person he had tormented and beaten on throughout his childhood. Standing in the doorway with his hair a fluffed up mess and a pair of Iron Man pj's on.
    They both stood frozen in place, neither daring to move. His good mood was suddenly plumeted. There was no way in hell Parker would ever let someone like Flash Thompson into his home. His smile completly left his face and a sick feeling started churning in his gut.

    "Hey Pete." he said brokenly. "Been a long time."

    His voice seemed to break Peter out of his frozen trance because he jumped back, made a shrill whining sound and screamed " WHAT THE SHIT" then slammed the door right in Flash's face.

    *After being severly injured while a soldier in Syria, Flash comes back home to NYC to try and find some peace and happiness in his sad, lonely life. He never imagined that he could ever find it here.*

    Formerly titled Could This Be My Home Sweet Home.
    I just wasn't feeling that title.
    Also I suck ass at summarizing, it's better than it sounds i promise ..

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    The world believed Spiderman was gone forever. His parents did, too. What can a young hero do when he's trapped in a living hell and everyone had given up on him, save for one loveable but insane ex-mercenary with a skin condition?

    Hell if Peter knew.

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    Deadpool cocked his head, muttered under his breath for a suspiciously long time (it sounded like a debate, but Peter didn’t want to go in to that territory just yet), then nodded decisively. “Yup, it’s time to tell him.”

    Peter squinted harder, and even raised an eyebrow. He really didn't need this right now.

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    After Gwen's death and a breakup with Mary Jane, Peter wonders what the point of being a hero is when he's essentially alone. Enter Wade Wilson with some-unusual-words of wisdom.

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    Deadpool doesn't like being photographed. Peter needs to eat. This is what we in the industry like to call "a conflict of interest”.

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    Four-year-old Peter Stark is kidnapped, Tony is worried and heartbroken. And a certain mercenary happens to save the day!

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    Deadpool decides to start a prank war with the avengers, meaning Peter also gets dragged into the mess. Or five times Spiderman and Deadpool prank the avengers and the one time they prank back.

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    When mercenary Wade Wilson's target is a familiar face in the media, he's more than willing to kill to get the money. That is, however, until he finds out the small hero is as intimidating and harmful as a dejected puppy. And who doesn't love puppies?
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    With dad!Tony being as protective as ever, and Wade being as crude and dangerous as always, can Peter survive the superhero life?
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    I do not own the characters or settings at all and I am only creating this story for entertainment purposes.

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work.

    OR

    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    On an island located off Costa Rica, Howard Stark and a group of genetic scientists have accomplished the impossible, a wildlife park full of cloned dinosaurs. After more than 20 years of operation and the park being taken over by Howard's son Tony, visitor rates suddenly decline, thus a new species of dinosaur is create as a new attraction. After building the creature's cage, Jurassic World's dinosaur researcher and velociraptor trainer (and Stark's ex-boyfriend) Steve Rogers, is asked to take a look at the new beast and test the cage. When the vicious dinosaur escapes, Rogers and Stark, along with their team must do all they can to save the 23,000 people from the prehistoric threat.

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    Deadpool is a vampire vigilante mercenary out to save the world. And also to make money. Preferably while saving the world. Hey, maintaining an immortal lifestyle—deadstyle? Technically, he’s dead, isn’t he?—is hella expensive. Especially when you have a scarred, pitted face resembling moldy French cheese, and can’t seduce your way into silk sheets and creature comforts.

    Speaking of silk sheets, Wade’s are desperately cold and desperately lonely—cold because his circulation-free body does nothing to warm them, and lonely because, well, there’s no one else to warm them. Hasn’t been, for ages. And Wade’s all but lost hope of ever again finding a partner he might love.

    That begins to change when he meets a poverty-stricken human boy selling his virginity to the highest bidder.

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    It's been two years since Spider-Man and Deadpool first met and not a lot has changed...
    Except for the fact that everyone knows that he's Spider-Man because word spreads fast.
    All Peter can hope for is that Spider-Man doesn't mess up...
    #Spideypool

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    Wade a fait une bourde. Sa punition ? La réparer au plus vite. Il doit maintenant s'occuper d'un enfant ... Comment un mercenaire psychopathe adepte du coupage de têtes va-t'il s'en sortir ?

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    The wizards have always believed themselves superior; the mutants have always believed themselves unique. For many years they have coexisted peacefully, oblivious to the other's true nature. But when that peace is shattered in the darkest way imaginable, will reconciliation be possible? Or are they destined to tear each other apart?

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    Mia was no ordinary orphan. No, she was a badass genius mutant who didn't need anybody getting in the way of her awesomeness! So what if she spent all her time tinkering with machines, playing around and generally pissing people off? It wasn't her fault. That is probably the reason why earth's mightiest heroes came knocking one day. It has nothing to do with who her dad could be.

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    Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while.

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    Five times Peter was uncomfortable being crammed against Wade, and the one time he wasn’t.

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    Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own the characters used in this non-profit piece of fanfiction. I am merely using their likenesses/settings for my own enjoyment (and hopefully the enjoyment of others).

    Once upon a time, James Buchannan Barnes thought he had it made; he was making a name for himself as one of the NYPD's finest detectives, had a wonderful group of friends and had met an omega whose beauty, brains and charisma had him wondering just how in the hell he'd become so lucky.

    However...

    After one, fateful night (a marriage proposal fluttering on his lips) Bucky finds out that Tony Stark is actually Anthony Carbonell, a Don as devious as a snake and twice as venomous.

    Heart-broken, the alpha tears himself away and buries himself in his work.

    It's a shame that New York's infamous Iron Man isn't ready, willing or able to let him go...

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