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    Deadpool is Peters little secret, but for how long...

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    Deadpool doesn't like being photographed. Peter needs to eat. This is what we in the industry like to call "a conflict of interest”.

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    It was about a year since she'd been saved by the infamous Deadpool! He and Spider-Man had crashed the unfortunate hostage situation and saved her life. since then she'd gotten back to some kind of normalcy but this is what happens when you live in the shitty part of the city that a certain ridiculous Anti-Hero happens to frequent....after some blood and terror things heat up...

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    And the one time it was on purpose.

    Takes place after Spider-Man:Homecoming and Deadpool (2016).

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    Just a bunch of short soulmate drabbles pairing Darcy with everyone in the MCU. Previously posted on FFN.

     

    Disclaimer: This is a work of Fan Fiction, and I in no way own rites to or make a profit from the recognizable characters herein.

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    Ivy hates her birthday. No exceptions. Except a black and red one.

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    “It’s addressed to you,” Steve pointed out to Bucky after reading the note and address that was plastered to the side of it. After a moment of getting it out of the cardboard, he saw the small handle on the side of the note that said "Open Me, Bucky" and he quirked a brow. There was a moment of tension before he pulled open and saw Deadpool’s head, masked in the red and black fabric he wore.

    “I’m not a contortionist,” he heard the head say.

    [Or the one where Wade had himself sent to Bucky in a package as a gift]

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    Spider-man and Deadpool are merely acquaintances in Spidey's eyes and lovers in Deadpool's. Peter parker and Wade Wilson are roommates, both blatantly unaware about the other's night life. Let's see how this shitstorm of late-night binges and spidey booty plays out.

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    Deadpool figures out the perfect way to make Francis suffer. Weasel is less than enthusiastic.

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    The world believed Spiderman was gone forever. His parents did, too. What can a young hero do when he's trapped in a living hell and everyone had given up on him, save for one loveable but insane ex-mercenary with a skin condition?

    Hell if Peter knew.

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    Clint has been spending a lot of his down-time at a local dive bar - enough to be considered one of the regulars. The problem, as he finds out when he's called into Director Fury's office, is that another one of the regulars - Mr. Quinn - is on a SHIELD watch list.

    Panicked, Clint blurts out the first explanation he can think of...he and Quinn are dating.

    Now he's faced with one of the toughest assignments of his career - getting Quinn to agree to the lie.

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    Wade profite de ses vacances avec Vanessa mais voilà que Negasonic Teenage Warhead le supplie de venir l'aider à retrouver sa petite amie. C'est un travail parfait pour le meilleur mercenaire du monde ! Maintenant, si seulement l'auteur voulait bien arrêter de le ridiculiser et le laisser embrasser Cable dans une scène héroïque sur fond d'explosion, ce serait parfait...

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    As the door opened he was greeted with the wide frightened eyes of none other than Peter Parker himself. The person he had tormented and beaten on throughout his childhood. Standing in the doorway with his hair a fluffed up mess and a pair of Iron Man pj's on.
    They both stood frozen in place, neither daring to move. His good mood was suddenly plumeted. There was no way in hell Parker would ever let someone like Flash Thompson into his home. His smile completly left his face and a sick feeling started churning in his gut.

    "Hey Pete." he said brokenly. "Been a long time."

    His voice seemed to break Peter out of his frozen trance because he jumped back, made a shrill whining sound and screamed " WHAT THE SHIT" then slammed the door right in Flash's face.

    *After being severly injured while a soldier in Syria, Flash comes back home to NYC to try and find some peace and happiness in his sad, lonely life. He never imagined that he could ever find it here.*

    Formerly titled Could This Be My Home Sweet Home.
    I just wasn't feeling that title.
    Also I suck ass at summarizing, it's better than it sounds i promise ..

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    Deadpool cocked his head, muttered under his breath for a suspiciously long time (it sounded like a debate, but Peter didn’t want to go in to that territory just yet), then nodded decisively. “Yup, it’s time to tell him.”

    Peter squinted harder, and even raised an eyebrow. He really didn't need this right now.

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    Four-year-old Peter Stark is kidnapped, Tony is worried and heartbroken. And a certain mercenary happens to save the day!

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    Deadpool decides to start a prank war with the avengers, meaning Peter also gets dragged into the mess. Or five times Spiderman and Deadpool prank the avengers and the one time they prank back.

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    When mercenary Wade Wilson's target is a familiar face in the media, he's more than willing to kill to get the money. That is, however, until he finds out the small hero is as intimidating and harmful as a dejected puppy. And who doesn't love puppies?
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    With dad!Tony being as protective as ever, and Wade being as crude and dangerous as always, can Peter survive the superhero life?
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    I do not own the characters or settings at all and I am only creating this story for entertainment purposes.

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work.

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    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    On an island located off Costa Rica, Howard Stark and a group of genetic scientists have accomplished the impossible, a wildlife park full of cloned dinosaurs. After more than 20 years of operation and the park being taken over by Howard's son Tony, visitor rates suddenly decline, thus a new species of dinosaur is create as a new attraction. After building the creature's cage, Jurassic World's dinosaur researcher and velociraptor trainer (and Stark's ex-boyfriend) Steve Rogers, is asked to take a look at the new beast and test the cage. When the vicious dinosaur escapes, Rogers and Stark, along with their team must do all they can to save the 23,000 people from the prehistoric threat.

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