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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    3/?
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    E una volta in cui è successo di proposito.

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    Questa è una traduzione della storia di Alyx17, «Five Times Peter Parker and Wade Wilson Crossed Paths By Accident»

    Language:
    Italiano
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    3/10
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    2
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    5
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    1
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    65
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    In which Darcy is a kick-ass S.H.I.E.L.D hacker, and Wade is her doting boyfriend.

    Basically, some shit hits the fan, and no one is safe from attack. Including the author.

    Porn with bonus plot.

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    1/1
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    14
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    717
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    Spiderman trascorreva delle piacevoli serate, alle volte.
    Un ladro qui, un borseggiatore là, cose semplici che riusciva a risolvere facilmente (quando non c'era un pericolo mortale per la Terra, perlomeno).
    Tutto questo almeno finché Deadpool non si presentava sul suo cammino.
    E Deadpool si presentava sempre sul suo cammino.

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    Italiano
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    1/1
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    5
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    A continuation of my "Sundays with Spideypool" prompt fill on my Tumblr (@not-close-to-straight) Will range from funny and smutty to sad and sweet and everything else! Each chapter will be a different prompt, and wont be connected to any other prompt.

    NSFW or any other trigger warnings are tagged in each "chapter summary"

    Anything NSFW will be Andrew Garfield/ Ryan Reynolds, Tom Hollands Spidey will only be used in platonic friendships with Wade.

    Feel free to add a prompt into the comment box and if I use it I will gift the work to you!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    5
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    80
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    2
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    533
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    And the one time it was on purpose.

    Takes place after Spider-Man:Homecoming and Deadpool (2016).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    95
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    7566
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    Aliens happen (again) and Clint ends up in hospital (again). What happens between that and Clint joining the others who’re re-grouping at the New Avengers Facility? The short answer is Deadpool.

    “You’re not rescuing me,” Clint tells him. “I don’t need to be rescued. Nat is coming to pick me up at one. I’m good, thanks.”

    Later he’ll wonder if it was the ‘thanks’ that was his undoing.

    (Happens near the start of ten times as long (to put yourselves back together), but can be read as a standalone post-Infinity War fic.)

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    English
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    21
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    3
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    196
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    Deadpool decides to start a prank war with the avengers, meaning Peter also gets dragged into the mess. Or five times Spiderman and Deadpool prank the avengers and the one time they prank back.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Peter Parker thought Adrian Toomes was the end of it for a little while. But no, he was dead wrong. In a series of an unfortunate chain of events, Peter gets kidnapped, by who the Avengers do not know. It's up to the team of elite superhumans to find Peter, and take him back. Although, they might need help from a few 'allies' once in a while . . .

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    2/?
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    2
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    26
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    4
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    Deadpool is a lonely fella. Spider-Man keeps spurning his advances, he's been turned on by many in his past relationships. When you find a person who can look at you face that looks like a hybrid of Ryan Reynolds and a Sharpei and they don't try to kill you or vomit, you know they at least have a shot at being buddy material.

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    1/?
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    Deadpool doesn't like being photographed. Peter needs to eat. This is what we in the industry like to call "a conflict of interest”.

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    English
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    21/?
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    1170
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    3062
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    584
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    This fluffy, fun filled, 25 day long fic takes place in a universe where every one is friends, nothing terrible has happened at all, and the only angst is when somebody eats all the cookies!

    Buckle up for all of our favorite ships, lots of mistle toe kisses, ridiculous Christmas-y tropes, Christmas music and terrible holiday sweaters, and several love confessions, because this is the best time of year for romance and sappy moments! Enjoy!!

    Pairings-- Spideypool, ThunderShield, developing WinterIron, WidowHawk, Pepper-Rhodey

    One Chapter a day until Christmas!

    Happy Holiday Season Everyone!

    Language:
    English
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    25/25
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    598
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    86
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    A loss of a family member is hard but when a murder of a dying family member leads Beatrice to a path of carnage. This is the Unrated Version so a lot of gore and language.

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    Chapters:
    1/5
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    When mercenary Wade Wilson's target is a familiar face in the media, he's more than willing to kill to get the money. That is, however, until he finds out the small hero is as intimidating and harmful as a dejected puppy. And who doesn't love puppies?
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    With dad!Tony being as protective as ever, and Wade being as crude and dangerous as always, can Peter survive the superhero life?
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    I do not own the characters or settings at all and I am only creating this story for entertainment purposes.

    Language:
    English
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    11,881
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
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    256
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    43
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    5561
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    C'était officiel, Peter était maudit.
    Devoir aller jouer les super-héros en plein hiver passait. Se coltiner Deadpool en partenaire, bon, ça compliquait les choses mais ça restait gérable.
    Mais là, c'était officiel, on le détestait.

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    Français
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    256
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    67
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    Wade’s got a defense mechanism. Grin and bear it.

    But the thing is, Wade’s angry into his bones.

    (Or, this is what happens when a seemingly unassuming, run-of-the-mill hit gets personal)

    Language:
    English
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    3,953
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    85
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    11
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    804
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    Darcy wasn’t exactly sure what happened and in what sequence. All she knew was that one minute, she was taking a nice, well-deserved shower and the next, her bathroom contained one more person and they were legit trying to hide under her vanity.

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    English
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    1,033
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    1/1
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    22
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    145
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    4
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    1216
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    On an island located off Costa Rica, Howard Stark and a group of genetic scientists have accomplished the impossible, a wildlife park full of cloned dinosaurs. After more than 20 years of operation and the park being taken over by Howard's son Tony, visitor rates suddenly decline, thus a new species of dinosaur is create as a new attraction. After building the creature's cage, Jurassic World's dinosaur researcher and velociraptor trainer (and Stark's ex-boyfriend) Steve Rogers, is asked to take a look at the new beast and test the cage. When the vicious dinosaur escapes, Rogers and Stark, along with their team must do all they can to save the 23,000 people from the prehistoric threat.

    Language:
    English
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    16,903
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1130
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    當彼得五歲的時候,梅姨向他解釋說〝有時候人們的心與靈魂由於相似,心跳的節奏會同步,靈魂會共鳴。這段旋律會一直存在在每個人的心中,幫助他們找到對方。彼得,這就是靈魂伴侶。全世界只屬於你的另一半,上天想給予我們一點小線索去找到命中注定的人。〞

    Language:
    中文
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    3,515
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    110
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    A snapshot of Peter’s life and recovery after the civil war. He keeps his friends close as he retires and follows Tony’s orders. Sequel to Good Enough.

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    English
    Words:
    9,439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1450

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