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    Okay, so here's the deal: Lately, I tend to run into bad-boys that have just the sexiest weapons of all time, all sparkly and shiny and humming with some sort of really arousing energy. Also, there are all those videos popping up on youtube of that guy called Spider-Man performing the sexiest stunts. Since I am not only perfectly in shape (well almost) and deadly, but also have some PI qualities (incredible to find all that in one man, right? thank you very much), I found out that the place of origin of both these sexy things is... Queens!
    Right, Queens, fucking boring Queens... Well, guess I gonna go there and get both.

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    And, like, there’s a million reasons NOT to do this, primary among them the whole it’s Deadpool thing and being in a library with the police outside, but Peter has a feeling this isn’t going to take very long, and they’ve been dancing around this forever. Wade gives a roll of his hips and Peter’s hands are suddenly working without his permission, rolling up Wade’s mask until the second his mouth is visible.

     

    Wade licks his lips, and then Peter’s back slammed up against the bookshelf as Wade crushes their mouths together. Wade’s lips are slick with spit and rough against Peter’s, but there’s something almost reverent about his kiss, like he can’t believe he’s been allowed it. Peter holds onto Wade’s still-masked cheeks and holds him in place so he can take a moment to appreciate the feel of Wade’s full bottom lip caught between his own, and how it gives when Peter bites down.

     

    MRA terrorists storm the library, and Peter is unreasonably jealous of how into his secret identity Deadpool seems to be.

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    1/1
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    72
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    10
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    Deadpool keeps having sex with Peter and Peter… Peter keeps letting him.

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    6/6
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    7
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    When mercenary Wade Wilson's target is a familiar face in the media, he's more than willing to kill to get the money. That is, however, until he finds out the small hero is as intimidating and harmful as a dejected puppy. And who doesn't love puppies?
    :::
    With dad!Tony being as protective as ever, and Wade being as crude and dangerous as always, Peter's surely ready to take on any criminal, right?

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    A very silly Dramatic scene script that was written for a creative writing class.
    Spoiler alert!!!
    There is no music.

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    Peter went through the greatest loses of his relatively short life in a relatively short time span. There is nothing that he wants to do more than to just sleep and forget, but his mind and the world won't let him. Wade just wants to help but Spiderman keeps their relationship at a distance. However, Peter survives a close call by the skin of his teeth because of Deadpool and the beginnings of a relationship take root.

    "You know you suck at summaries, right?"

    Well yeah, obviously Deadpool. I don't know how to summary.

    "Just let me write it. Ahem, 'Spidey has the best ass and I'd do anything for that ass, especially un-alive a lot of people.' There, that's much better.

    I don't think you understand the art of summaries either.

    "I am offended! I will have you know that I am a patron of the written verse!"

    Oh, you slay me.

    "Damn right!"

    Do you understand what sarcasm is?

    "What? Can't hear you, I'm... through.... tunnel. Bye!"

    I can still see you.

    "Can't talk, killing people for hurting Spidey!"

    Deadpool no- augh, he's gone.

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    5/?
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    In which Deadpool has oddly specific and frustrating morals, Spider-Man has excellent friends, his lab partner has an opening for a bassist, Johnny Storm has the warmest feet, and everyone has had enough of hearing Peter talk about Wade Wilson (except Aunt May: she’s always glad to hear he’s back in town).

    Written for the Spideypool Big Bang 2017!

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    11
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    Cute, fluffy headcanons inspired by prompts, or later on by you readers!

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    35
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    Spider-man has a mission to, once again, defeat an evil group. The only problem? His partner is the infamous crazy mercenary Deadpool.

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    20/?
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    Peter comes up with a game to occupy Wade while he's at work. It's kinky.

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    1
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    A collection of Tumblr prompt fills under 1k. See chapter notes for individual summaries and ratings. Work marked complete as each individual chapter is its own self-contained story, but drabbles will continue to be added as they are written.

    Prompts are currently closed.

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    A series of 80's song prompts I took on tumblr. People gave me an 80's song and a Marvel ship and I wrote a one-shot using the song as inspiration.

    Different pairings, different ratings.

    First chapter is the table of contents.

    Explicit chapters are marked with an '*'.

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    Spiderman meets Deadpool on patrol, while worrying about him from their meeting earlier that day.

    I'm not sure he feels any better when he leaves...
    For completely unrelated and highly improbable reasons.

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    1/1
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    A collection of one shots, all neighbor-themed, all featuring our favorite intern: Darcy Lewis.

    Varying lengths.

    First chapter is a table of contents.

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    岳父東尼怎麼會如死侍所願那麼簡單就交出彼得呢?

    搞笑文

    登場人物:
    peter parker(2017 tom holland ver.)
    wade wilson(2016 Ryan Reynolds ver.)
    tony stark
    Steve Rogers

    Superfamily / spideypool / stony

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    中文
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    When you have so many enemies, it typically isn't a good thing like Deadpool seems to think. Eventually it'll catch up with you and not in the way you would think.

    Someone has grown interested in Deadpool's abilities and they are coming for him. Question is, what are they planning to do with him once they get him? It doesn't bode well for him.

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    3/?
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    4
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    5
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    Steve didn't plan this. He just wanted to look at animals, but he couldn't let them send those hybrids away to some weird zoo.

    Or:

    Steve goes to look at animals in an adoption center and leaves with seven cat/human hybrids.

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    1/?
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    When Wade stumbles into Peter's apartment one night and dies on his floor, Peter knows he's in for a ride. Daredevil is also on the roof. Whaaat?

    /Peter teams up with Matt and Wade to fight the Hand and maybe falls in love along the way.

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    12/?
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    282
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    Ellie is struggling in school, and Wade wants her to be the best that she can be. So he hires a tutor named Peter Parker.

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    9/?
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    77
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    Years of dates and "meaningless" kisses only meant something when Wade promised Peter that he would stop killing people. And then they were happy. They moved in together. They kissed each other. They loved each other. But all of that is thrown away when Peter finds out that Wade only took him on a "romantic getaway" so he could get one of his targets.

    Oops this was supposed to be a one shot, but I got too caught up in the story so I'm adding a second chapter

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    22
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    49
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    5
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