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    Ethne Petridis is a straight-A student with a dream: to write comic books for a living. Little do her parents know, she's writing about her own adventures.

    Two months after graduation, she has completed her preparations for college. She's been balancing her life fairly well, all things considered. What with her parents' looming divorce and hiding behind a mask, she's a little stressed to say the least.

    By day, a nondescript aspiring artist. By night, she is the young vigilante known as Spitfire. She roams the streets of Seattle with a quiet vengeance, taking down petty thieves and protecting the innocent.

    Then her worst day ever rolls around. Mistakes everywhere, and it shows. Nothing *else* could go wrong, right?

    Wrong--the Avengers come to pay her a visit.

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    At twenty-two, Miles Parker is a talented, young illustrator whose recent, indie graphic novels are gaining in popularity. His star is ascending steadily, almost meteorically, in an industry (one of many) not known for tolerating or taking a chance on even brilliant omegas.

    He’s also recently engaged—secretly, despite said fiancé’s protestations—to one of the most eligible Alphas in New York City, Harry Osborn, Jr. After nearly two years of taking things very slowly, then a sudden, but romantic proposal mere weeks ago, Miles is at last ready to move into J.R.’s penthouse. His parents, Peter and Wade Parker, couldn’t be more thrilled. The same could be said for Peter and Wade’s other children. Mostly. The twins, Ellie and Evan, and “baby” Doreen (who was adopted, just like Miles) are excited. The second oldest Parker-child—troubled, trouble-prone, particle physics prodigy Benjamin—is . . . less so. Or might be, if he hadn’t dropped quietly out of Miles’ life.

    But when things with J.R. go FUBAR suddenly and cataclysmically, Benjamin’s the only Parker available to perform some much-needed rescuing. However, the trend of FUBARing continues and the unexpected just keeps on happenin’.

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    SHIELD and the Avengers manage to get a spy camera on Loki. What does the god of Lies to in his spare time? They are about to find out!

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    “It’s addressed to you,” Steve pointed out to Bucky after reading the note and address that was plastered to the side of it. After a moment of getting it out of the cardboard, he saw the small handle on the side of the note that said "Open Me, Bucky" and he quirked a brow. There was a moment of tension before he pulled open and saw Deadpool’s head, masked in the red and black fabric he wore.

    “I’m not a contortionist,” he heard the head say.

    [Or the one where Wade had himself sent to Bucky in a package as a gift]

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    Deadpool figures out the perfect way to make Francis suffer. Weasel is less than enthusiastic.

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    You were given a job, and you didn't fail... but you tried to run.

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    While in search of chimichangas one day, Deadpool comes across an intriguing individual, a lovely lady with a similar attitude and fashion sense. What happens next is exactly as chaotic as you think it is, except more.

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    Thanos comes to Earth, apparently no one told him not to insult Tony

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    • Part 10 of 5+1
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    Peter sighed in exasperated desperation as he heavily attempted to convince the man standing before him. "He's not that bad of a guy! He hasn't once hurt somebody or killed someone this entire time! He's been following orders too! Please, Don’t kick him out." The boy put his hands together not unlike a prayer. He hoped his posture showed just how much he really wanted him to stay.
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    [Just a side note to clear things up even though this won't apply until much later. Peter is 16 in this and wade is 21. ("In New York State, a person who is under age 16 but older than 13 years old can consent to sex with a person who is no more than 4 years older; the crime of the 3rd degree rape only happens when a person over the age of 21 has sex with a person who is under seventeen years old or younger") So yes they are off by a year but it's on a "technicality" so that arguments can be made.]

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    Darcy, Bucky, and Wade have won an all-expenses paid trip to anywhere in the world as a prize for a scavenger hunt (and also they rescued Daredevil and Spiderman from that fishbowl guy). The trio are all set to have a relaxing two-week vacation in the French Polynesian islands, but there's a weird guy named Lester following them around, and some woman keeps trying to light Wade on fire.

    Darcy likes hanging out with superheroes (they make for great eye candy), but damn if this whole foiling evil plots thing isn't putting a crimp in her nice, relaxing vacation.

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    In which Wade needs a parental figure as much as Peter and Tony gives him exactly that.

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    Prompt: "So a small idea I had was that they have known each other for a while, they are both mercenaries. But they became friends, taco friends as I like to call it. One night reader catches his girlfriend cheating and gets upset, and guess who was there!? Wade Motherfucking Wilson"

    Reader Gender: Male

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    There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.

    [[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]

    [Don’t make an ass of yourself.]

    “Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...

    OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.

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    О сказках и пытках.

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    Wade starts singing on the job. Peter is just trying to be a hero. (And impress his dad)

    Key word: try

     

    (White is italics, Yellow is bold)

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    “Close your eyes and think of baseball.” Still vaguely threatening.

    “Don’t you think about baseball when you don’t want to be hard? Because I got the impression this wasn’t going to stop until the big finale.”

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    "Take off your mask."
    "Hahaha, for a moment there-"
    "Take it off or else."
    "Sweetheart, your gun won't kill me."
    "No but it'll hurt like a bitch."

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    Podfik, w którym Colossus błyszczy, Nastoletnia Głowica Atomowa reaguje wybuchowo, Angel Dust się śmieje, Deadpool się wtrąca, narrator empatyzuje a bliny wychodzą różnie. Czyli podfikowa wersja "Fajnego i mojego" autorstwa Haszyszymory.

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    Peter gets his ass beaten by a couple of emo ninja dudes, and Wade comes to save the day. Multiple revelations are had, and sex ensures, as per course.

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    And the one time it was on purpose.

    Takes place after Spider-Man:Homecoming and Deadpool (2016).

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    6/?
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