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Avon is quite content with his life. His job repairing used computers and other abused tech isn't particularly exciting, but his sex life with the owner of the nearby machine shop makes up for it. Roj knows just how much Avon likes pain and domination.
Avon's not happy about the nightmares and headaches he sometimes gets, and sometimes he gets confused as to what's real, and what's not, but Blake is always there to straighten him out.
He doesn't know what he'd do without Blake. It's not as if they have a relationship, you know. It's just that they complement each other sexually. That's all. He's not looking for roses and candlelit dinners. Just... he doesn't want to mess up and lose Blake. He needs him.
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Blake's 7 Smutty, Innuendo, Cracky, Pornocopic Compilation by Willa Shakespeare (AnonEhouse)
Blake's 7
17 May 2013
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Little and Often Makes a Meal!
There are so many little sexy bits here, it's impossible to classify them. I hope you find something you like among the herd.
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I'm all for the happy endings, the lovers hand in hand, the justice triumphant, etc. But sometimes a ficlette turns sharp and bites me.
These are all biters.
Mostly these are drabbles written for a drabble challenge community, so there's no space to get into any explicit misery, but quite often the best you can do is take the enemy with you. As drabbles they rely heavily on canon knowledge, so if you haven't seen all of Blake's 7 most of these will make no sense to you at all.
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Honestly, no summary will adequately prepare you for this overflowing basket of crackiness. Expect the unexpected. Twists and turns and word play. Characters having fun.
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In this alternate version of the episode 'Assassin', Avon is given a drug that makes him need to be sexually dominated. Being rescued doesn't change that.
Ever noble, Tarrant is man enough for the challenge.
And then of course Servalan's other schemes trip them up.
(Note: Avon has some choice in the matter, but not enough to call it free consent. I'd go with dubious consent rather than rape, but I prefer to overwarn for this situation.)
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Dayna tries to satisfy her curiosity. She does get a little success, but not anywhere near what Avon and Tarrant get.
(point of view shifts all over the place- bad habit picked up from early zine-reading where we [writers and readers both] greedily wanted to know what all the characters were thinking. Don't have the energy or interest to fix it, so perhaps you'll consider this a trip down nostalgia lane. Or skip it and read something else. AO3 is a CORNOCOPIA of FIC!)
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I almost always wind up with happy endings. This isn't one of them. It's not actually as depressing as canon, though!
Suppose that in 'Sand' Tarrant not only resisted the combination of Servalan's attractiveness and the sand's urging them to breed. Suppose he paid her back for murdering his brother, even knowing the sand would kill him, too.
What happens to the Scorpio's crew without him?
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What if Avon had been accompanied by Tarrant instead of Vila on the shuttle at Malodaar?
What if?
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Compilation of assorted short B7 fic with the common theme of word play, including puns, confusion caused between English and American*, and possibly other forms of word-crack.
Depends on what I find when I turn over the old folder and shake. It's a mixed bag, most of it is Gen, but chapter 5 goes really a bit beyond innuendo.
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This is a fusion of the plot of the three part Farscape episodes that made up 'Liars, Guns and Money' with Blake's 7. Blake's 7 characters assumed the places of Farscapers very naturally as well. The only completely Farscape character is Stark.
Stark goes to the Liberator crew for help, telling them Blake was also a prisoner. Avon and the crew go after Blake, with partial success and a lot more failure. Things spiral out of control with problems at every turn, unreliable allies, vicious enemies, and disasters abundantly heaped on their plates. Many plot elements from various Blake's 7 episodes slotted in beautifully with the Farscape plot. It's as if Fate wanted this fic to exist.
I hope you enjoy it.
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The entire Blake's 7 series, written as a 'Dick and Jane' primer. Only with innuendo.
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Avon plays Cyrano de Bergerac to help Vila win Blake's affections. I know this sounds cracky, but I played it seriously. Well, seriously cracky. Pretty much everything that happens in canon episodes happens, up until the end of the series where this continues, BUT there are scenes that weren't filmed, and Avon's thoughts, to change your view of canon.
Note: The rape started out consensual, but there was a change of mind, which the partner did not honor. No always means no. Even in the middle of things. Still no.
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Dayna is hungry, and Cally is too skinny to really fill her up.
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Even in the future, and even when you're the new President of the Federation and have an excellent relationship with your Significant Other, you are still subject to the vagaries of fate.
In other words, President Blake and Avon get hit by an air-lorry.
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An unfinished (and never going to be finished) AU in which one change alters everything. What if Dayna had been just that little bit too impatient and shot Servalan back on Sarran in Aftermath?
What if?
Well, despite the fact that I didn't finish this 'verse, I can tell you that everything works out much much better for everyone else-- except of course, Servalan.
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- 5/5
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Blake is bound and helpless. He has no choice but to accept whatever punishment the crew of the ex-Scorpio choose to give him.
(If you're uncertain whether you wish to read this because of the consent issue, you can read the end note first. If you prefer surprises, then don't read the note.)
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Directly following the events of Symbiosis, Zen tries to smooth over frictions in the crew. But as they're not happy with him either, this isn't easy.
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- Part 2 of Symbiosis
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Imagination My Only Limit? I'd be Dead in a Week by Willa Shakespeare (AnonEhouse)
Blake's 7
11 May 2013
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Avon tries to spice up sex with Soolin by indulging in a little fantasy role-play. He's not the clumsiest fellow in the universe, but he's no Tarzan, either.
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Zen seizes one chance at life by merging his consciousness with Servalan's to become her conscience. How can you fight the 'still, small voice' that whispers in your own mind?
And do you really want to, when it's so very logical? And after all, she had considered Avon a potential friend...
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Written for the 2010 B7 Crackficathon:
Orac strands the crew on Mal-odor and discovers that being the universe's most advanced (and bitchy) computer, isn't much fun without his pet humans. Avon and the others do the only sensible things. They get drunk, invent new weapons, and are threatened by the Federation, but of course a last second Deus ex Machina saves the day.
Not really far-fetched when you consider this is the show that canonically had homicidal sand, telepathic cactus, rebellious crying cabbages, motherly fleas and a villain who wore prom dresses and high heels on the beach. And more.
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