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    "Hey, you’re non-observational, right?" John said.

    "What?" Dave said.

    "You’re not ‘orthodox’ or whatever this other bullshit is, right? What the hell does ‘conservative’ mean, anyway? Isn’t that a political thing?"

    Dave closed his eyes, opened them, and said, “Why are you asking me that, John?”

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    Response to the prompt: john/dave/amy we all survived the spider apocalypse sex!

    I said, "Let's find a roof."
    She said, "Let's find a bed."

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    For the prompt on the John Dies at The End kink meme, "Amy/Any masturbation, Amy masturbates, or gives someone a hand-job, using her ghost hand."

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    John calls Dave. He needs help with some monster that showed up in his house in the middle of the night, for no apparent reason. But things are more complicated that they seem, because John has a guest in his house and he doesn't want to interrup her sleep. ( Lovecraft Crossover)

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    Dave and John find themselves in a sticky situation, as a tentacle monster from another dimension decides to make Dave it's wife and Both Him and John need a way to convice him that he's not the right man for it( Mild Slash).

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    Drabbles inspired by the Texts From Last Night website. Of which John probably thinks of as a series of challenges.

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    There's technically no overt OT3 content in this drabble, but I want the world to know that it is, in fact, an OT3, and that is not up for discussion. What IS in that fic: microwave taquitos.

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    Valentines Day celebrations ahoy.

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    It's just John's dick again.

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    "Rule number one: if there's a huge goddamn bloodstain on the floor, don't stand around like an asshole and poke at it. Rule number two, if there isn't an open and fast fucking means of escape, you don't go in."

    This was supposed to just be a fun, drunken afternoon of careless vandalism and setting shit nobody cared about on fire.

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    There's a box full of VHS tapes on the floor of the shed. If you dig underneath some possessed VeggieTales adventures (don't ask) and John's vintage porn collection, you'll find an old, dusty tape, with a masking tape label reading "The Bare Wench Project—

    Oh, sorry, that's still John's porn.

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    It’s a bad day when you have to bury your best friend. It’s much worse than that when your best friend is helping you bury his body in secret, in an abandoned mall, in the middle of the night. It becomes genuinely awful when the best friend helping is a fucked up copy of the best friend you’re burying.

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    На самом деле, мне редко бывает скучно. В основном, из-за работы, монстров и Джона. Большей частью, конечно, из-за него. Скучно обычно становится Джону. Поэтому временами я ненавижу его так сильно, что мне хочется размозжить ему череп.

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    John and Dave, on their way to visit Dr. Marconi in Las Vegas, take a detour neither is expecting or very happy about.

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    When you start out your day on the floor covered in the insides of some creature you’ve never seen before and desperately hope to never see again, you know it’s going to be a bad day.

    Based on this tumblr post.

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    Just as the title says. John and Dave are gay. Together! Takes place a year after the first book ends, Dave and Amy are still engaged and John's got a massive crush on Dave. He's planning to kill himself after he tells him.

    I wrote this before "This Book is Full of Spiders! Seriously, Dude Don't Touch It" was even announced on being written so yeah, it has nothing to do with that at all!

    *old story*

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    Nick Fury is in the habit of collecting useful peoople.

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    Einstein once said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. We all know where I sit on the sanity scale; I don’t really need anything else to come along and prove it, but eh. Here is it. Smile.

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    10
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