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"The first thing Charlie hears upon waking is 'Fuck off!'" (BAFTA, morning after)
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- Part 2 of BAFTA-verse
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Out of all the times for an ambush, why did it have to be at night in a forest?
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- Part 5 of Valet Service
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Lee's card reads, Early in series one, I committed an indiscretion with David Mitchell. Truth or lie? And in fiction, what's the difference? Also, Rob's homophobia gets a well-deserved smackdown.
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In which Charlie is a journalist, and David works at the Natural History Museum. Obviously.
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Prompt: Charlie and David get sick of posing for photos on the red carpet at the Baftas and decide the most off-putting thing would be for them to make out. This has the opposite effect. Yes, it is just wish fulfilment. Tuxes! Kissing! Public displays of affection!
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"I should have been warned about this sort of thing before I moved in, you know. 'Prospective applicants should be aware that the successful candidate will be required to relinquish all agency in their television viewing, and be prepared at all times to take the place of household furniture, whenever they are found to be more suitable than the perfectly good, if messy, bed already in the possession of the advertiser.'"
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Aisleyne buys Charlie a sex robot named David.
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Charlie's not known for his willpower, after all.
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Charlie hasn't slept in three days.
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It's always 'later', Rob thinks.
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Inspired by the homoerotic butler sketch from That Mitchell and Webb Look.
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David needs to stop biting his nails.
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"Let's talk about sex," Rob says.
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From the pov of Isy (Suttie), Olivia (Coleman), Sam (Bain) and Matt (King).
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Christmas drabble.
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- 100
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Christmas and New Year.
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I think we may have finally reached the limit of Open World games by melannen
Homestuck, British Comedian RPF
7 Feb 2012
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Herein find Charlie Brooker's hypothetical review of the hottest new game of the year, SBURB.
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Because David is a fucking masochist, the fantasy ambushes him right when he's in the middle of trying to have a sensible discussion...
(Prompt: tuxedo)
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"The beast is inside you now, and the more you fight it, the angrier it will become. Eventually, it will consume you. It's a disease, you see, and if you don't learn to live with it, you will die of it."