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    Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. Now with more canon-compliance!

    (Features brief Dirk/Roxy, 'cause babies gotta come from somewhere.)

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    13/13
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    TG: you know how johnny boy is
    TG: cheesy wedding gags out the wazoo
    TG: next thing u no dirks right with him pretending to take him srsly and jade and dave have a bouncy castle rented for the ceremony
    CG: FUCK
    TG: what u know im right
    CG: I KNOW
    CG: THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE.
    TG: what
    TG: srsly
    CG: YEAH SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ROSE'S FLOWERY BULLSHIT TENDENCIES AND CROCKER'S POTENTIAL PRANKS ALONE?
    TG: ...
    TG: shit

    Jade and Dave are getting married, and it's up to Roxy and Karkat to save them from their bridal party.

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    15,467
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    567
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    847
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    When Agent Kurt Hummel of SHIELD is given the mission of protecting Captain America and Iron Man's son, Blaine Anderson, he thought it would be a simple mission. Little did he know that Hydra was working on bringing down the Avenger's, and their sons were the first targets in the new war that would bring his personal and professional life together in a way that would never recover.

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    5,367
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    269
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    708
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    21
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    23,023
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2364
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    47
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    The Next Step was around every corner. In every cafe and department store. On the TV at night it would glow off the screen and onto your faces. The Next Step was being placed in front of you wherever you went.

    It had been exactly fourteen days, seven hours, and forty six minutes since that moment when Terezi brought up the Next Step.

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    2,229
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    219
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    Mike Wazowski, Olaf, Dave the minion, and Gru go on a double date.

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    756
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    GEMINI: It's fine to scream at all the strange faces in the mirror. But they're just observing. They mean you little harm. (x)

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    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159
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    Yeah this is something new im trying out. It might be fun.
    In this AU Dirk is a neanderthal of sorts. He wears a dinosaur for clothing. Velociraptor mongoliensis to be exact. (like this http://sta.sh/0256ct339cux ) John finds him, or rather Dirk finds John while the boy was on his way back home from Dave's place. John is then followed home after feeding the crazy spaz dino boy. At first John was completely against the idea of keeping another human as a pet like figure. But after Dirk's show of capable intelligence and human speech, John decided to give it a shot. No one really knows where he came from or how he came to be, either way he’s totally Wild.

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    17,595
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    724
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    It’s been this way as long as John can remember; as long as his dad can remember. Jade’s grandfather remembered though. He used to tell stories as they fell asleep under the stars. He’s gone now- lost to the world. Much like the rest of their race will be soon enough.

    They’ve taken over and soon the human race will be entirely eradicated.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1664
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    John tries to go home for winter break but a sudden blizzard cancels all of the flights and he gets (airport)stuck there. He then meets one of the other kids in his astronomy class (any guesses? of course not it's all in the tags you dumbass) and they become friends.

    Homestuck Mordern AU and implied College AU

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    609
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    "If you're hitting on me, queue's to your left," Dave replies, and then he looks.

    The man has nice arms. Solid shoulders, strong biceps. Baby face still, baby-blue eyes in the white strobe lights and friendly dimples. Someone got him with funny cat-whiskers paint that's just subtle enough to tickle Dave's funny bone, but with a body like that he's got to be at least twenty.

    "What, no!" The man blushes so hard Dave can see his face darken even through the flashing lighting and dim of the dance floor. He actually honest-to-God flails his hands, what a dork. "I just -- argh, and you totally know that, don't you?"

    --
    Anonymous asked: Dave/Naruto, hooking up at a house party (papabrostrider is to blame for this one)

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    1,642
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1016
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    Sebastian is addicted to Zydrate after his double kidney transplant, and Dave just wants to keep him alive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    10
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    Dirk Strider knew that his younger brother was a melodramatic diva. He knew that he would nag on for him to pass the remote when it was right next to him, just to piss him off. He knew that he had the attention span of a puppy and would forget things he was doing. He knew that when approaching Dave, you needed to be calm.

    But also knew when Dave was moping and sad, he needed a distraction. Something to cheer him up, make him go back to his normal self.

    And that distraction was baseball.

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    1,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    20
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    So,

    You figure you and Bro will be okay.

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    804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    53
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    AU. Ten years after the class of 2012 graduates from McKinley High, the gang returns to Lima, Ohio, for a Glee Family reunion. Although they have managed to stay close after all this time, life hasn't quite turned out the way anyone ever expected it would. While Santana battles guilt from the past, the rest of the Glee clubbers find out just how deep their bonds really go.

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    4,958
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    124
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    “Your pastries,” He murmurs, setting down the plate of various sweets in front of the two of you as you give a slight nod in understanding, a hand moving to adjust your shades as you lift the cup to your lips again. “I hope you enjoy them!”

    He smiles. Not a polite ‘You’re Dave Strider so I should be nice to you if I want to keep my job’ sort of smile, but a genuine, almost ecstatic smile. His teeth poke slightly over his bottom lip as he did so, his eyes crinkling at the edges and, God, you could see the small indentations of dimples in his cheeks, every small freckle or beauty mark that dotted his features.

    The first thing that comes to your mind is ‘utmost perfection.'

    The second is ‘Holy shit that’s really fucking hot.'

    Words:
    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    403
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    It's your typical girl-likes-boy story. Girl is sad, Boy is horny. Let's call Girl Billie Tush; she's spent her entire life being left behind by everybody around her. Boy is named Dave Tucker; he just wants Billie to fall in love with him, and is determined to show her he isn't everybody.

    Words:
    31,995
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    75

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