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In an AU where the Trolls complete the game and become Gods of their universe, eight kids must live up to their meant to be tittles and overthrow the tyranous Gods.
Or id there something else brewing?- Words:
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It's one of those horrible winter days when it should be snowing, but it's not, and you swear it can't get any worse until you spot a strikingly ridiculous boy across the street.
(Really this fic is just something I've been writing in my free time, so in my opinion it's not all that great, but you know. That's just me.)
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Dave Strider, newest Texas Ranger, finds himself stationed at the ass end of the state looking for his greatest hunt, the outlaw gang The Midnight Crew. Famed for robbing every bank from Hell to Houston, The Midnight Crew are the most notorious and most wanted in The United States.
But this small town turns Dave's worldview on its head where trolls can be Deputy Sheriffs, and a beautiful, feisty woman can make him fall in love.
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- Part 1 of Cowboystuck
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Your busied boyfriend doesn't really seem to notice when his weight starts to spike, and it's all thanks to you.
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(Alternate Universe) Elizabeth Roxanna Lalonde and her friends have made it into the game-- but is winning even a possibility?
[Chapter 3] She'd been their leader, she was supposed to be the one who knew everything, and it hadn't worked, it hadn't been enough, she hadn't done it right, she hadn't known enough, hadn't tried hard enough, and then the pop quiz had come in the form of rocks from fucking space.
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- Part 3 of Goodnight Sburb
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You can see yourself in her shades, its unnerving, and when she tilts her head, like she's appraising you or some shit, it makes your stomach flutter with tension.
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The best laid schemes, of mice and me, often go awry.
Neither side knows how the Grievers arrived, both blaming the other because what else are they supposed to do? Personally, you think it was an accident. That, or a government conspiracy to diminish the population. You can never tell with governments; especially the one that was in charge when all this started.
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(NOTE: THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS)
After the Sburb session, The Condesce comes to destroy Earth but is somehow defeated. Trolls are enslaved to humans and sold like candy. -
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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A short ficlet where Rimmer ponders Lister's liking for his curls and vice versa. Established relationship.
Set post Series X; spoilers for "The Beginning".
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A season two (and eventually beyond) rewrite: what might have been between Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans and how one date could have changed it all. Picks up mid-episode in "Duets" and continues to roughly follow canon plot points.
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The situation clearly not resembling a romantic comedy in any way, Dave Strider comes into the same Cafe everyday for the past few weeks. The food is great and all but...another reason has brought him here. That very reason was a black-haired, bucktoothed waiter walking around and damn. Dave was going to get a date with him no matter what. Methods include: cheesy pick-up lines, flirting and a little luck and patience.
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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The game is over. Everything has returned to the way it was before. No one remembers anything from the game. No one, that is, except Dave.
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
19 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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Las metas de Dave han cambiado igual que el resto de los aspectos de su vida. Después de fallar para entrar en la universidad elegida, se arriesga a intentar algo que nunca había tenido agallas de hacer: dejar el deporte para formarse como chef en el Instituto Culinario de América. Pero no puede escapar de su pasado cuando se encuentra una cara familiar que es más amigable cada día
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Vriska had mentioned that she left an ex-matesprit behind when she came to Earth, but John didn't expect to meet him in one of his classes. He had no reason to be jealous...until Vriska gave him one.
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“You have tits? When did that happen??”
He facepalms; “Last molt,” he grumbles from behind his palms.
“When you disappeared for a while? That’s what that was?”
“Yes Dave, when trolls reach that special molting phase, they grow rumblespheres. Mammals.”
He spits the last word as a curse and you’re pretty sure you’re offended.
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"Your name is John and you are in no way a homosexual, like no way nada nope niet nai. You are 13.6 years old and therefore you are completely sure about this, because you kissed a girl and you liked it. "
a.k.a, John is completely oblivious to everything until he isn't.
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He told you that cigarettes were more sophisticated, more elegant. Required more work, more practice. Told you he thought it was beautiful, how much closer to death it was, to inhale it.
Didn’t even mention irony.
You just thought it was cool, really. But when he spoke, you were enchanted with how poetically stupid it all seemed. You asked for a cigarette.
He indulged you.
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- Part 2 of a series of stridercestous events