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    You are sixteen years old when you cough up your first flower petal.

    It's red.

    Of course it's fucking red.

    The same exact red of his text.

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    The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited feelings, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings and memories about the person disappear along with the flowers.

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    Winner of the 2016 Espenson Award for Best Anyelle in the Gazelle category!

    When Nathan invites Gaz to the upcoming Meet the Teacher Night at his school, Gaz takes it as a sign that maybe his son is starting to form a better opinion of his worth as a father and immediately agrees to attend. Miss French, however, is nothing like he expected. Perhaps the most notorious womanizer in Sheffield has finally met his match.

    Takes place starting just a few days after the beginning of The Full Monty and will continue throughout and beyond the timeline of the film. Rating will likely go up later on.

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    Dave and John become friends but neither knows what the other wants and what they can really give to each other while rose and kanaya have fun. Things are complicated always.

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    Plot what is that?

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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

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    "So you live in the woods like Winnie the Pooh?" Graham asked and Damon spat out his ginger beer in disgust.

    "Winnie the what?!?!"

    hobo farie and wannabe guitar player spend the summer together trying to avoid superstitious locals and irritating siblings whilst ignoring the elephant in the room. (title based off of the song "yellow light" by of monsters and men)

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    Eridan and Karkat sometimes know a bit too much of the others life. But isn't that what happens to best friends?

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    29. каркат/дейв. каркат ненавидит окружающих людей и рисует себе идеального друга дейва. дейв приходит к нему во снах, где они идеально проводят время и идеально встречаются. беспокойство окружающих на тему того, что каркат ни с кем не общается и ни с кем не встречается, крики на тему того, что это ебануто, встречаться с тем, кого не существует, во снах, от какого-нибудь друга. самоубийство как переход в другую реальность, и обязательный намёк или открыто прописанный финал, где каркат всё-таки оказывается не поехавшим крышей самоубийцей, а попадает во вселенную дейва и там у них типа хэппи энд.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    7/?
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    You're moving to LA. While you're just settling in you run into your old highschool friend Suzy. She offers you to stay with her and Arin for a while instead of the shitty motel.

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    A world of laughter and silliness awaits you as you try your hand at the stand-up gig and try to sort out your feelings for the Jim Henson wannabe.

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    “Dave…”
    Nothing more than a whisper came out of those dry, shaking, smiling lips.
    “…take me home”

     

    In which Caliborn as a Lord of Time has the power to control other Time's players and Dirk destroyed his own Heart.
    And everything goes wrong.

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    This is my own take on pet stuck, it may not be completely canonical with the actual au but oh well.

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    I love Bawson fics but I couldn't write one to save my life. Instead I decided to delve further into Mike's past and Mike's potential family life.

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    Telepathy can have it's ups and downs. You could accidently read your brother's mind to find out he's planning on selling you to some creepy agency or you could read your teacher's mind to get all the answers for the pop quiz. Overall, it's alright then it wasn't. Dave doesn’t know the exact moment when everything went to shit, but he could say it had to do with one Karkat Vantas.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're the new student at a new school in a new state because your father was murdered. You say you're a normal teenager, turned fourteen in the summer, but you would be lying through your teeth. You *used* to be a normal teenager, but then you met Dave Strider and everything changed.

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,498,279
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    1331
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    1673
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