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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    So, these are just drabbles based on homestuck sexcannons. There is no storyline and nothing is related to anything else. I also don't really proofread these (I mostly do them at night as a way to relax), but there shouldn't be a huge amount of typos or anything. The titles of each chapter will let you know which couple is featured in that drabble and the chapter summary will contain tags for what that drabble contains.

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    4 May 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

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    4 May 2016

  3. Rec *

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    Non-Sburb AU. Bro Strider has to raise a kid with gender dysphoria. Trying not to screw Dave up permanently is hard, and nobody understands.

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    4 May 2016

  4. Rec *

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    4 May 2016

  5. Rec *

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    4 May 2016

  6. Public Bookmark 16

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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    4 May 2016

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    Chapter 8 Dirk panicking about how do I social lol

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    4 May 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 33

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    Dave Strider is a webcam stripper. He gets quite a good amount of cash for this little job, and he's got a devoted fanbase online. Of course, no one at his school knows about this, but things do seem to have a way of getting out. Especially where his best friend John is concerned. Lmao this is dumb

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    4 May 2016

  9. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dave’s been feeding on humans for centuries and has been hunted on and off for just as long; yet out of all of his pursuers this blue eyed hunter is the most fun he’s ever had. Yeah he really should kill him, but he’s not about to let him get away without having a little fun. Maybe the guy will finally put some excitement back into Dave’s humdrum life of the same old screwing and scaring of humans; or maybe he’ll be what gets Dave sent back to hell for punishments like he’s never experienced before.

    (This is a full re-write of the original Scarring series with lots of extra content and has been updated to fit with the rest of the Dealings with Demons series. If you read the original Scarring series then I implore you to read this one. Story updates on Wednesdays.)

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    4 May 2016

  10. Public Bookmark 24

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    Dave Strider has it made. He's made his first movie and is about to screen his second. To keep his busy life in order, he hires a young secretary called John. John is everything he could need; orderly, efficient, and regrettably attractive. Despite Dave's best attempts, John starts to worm his way into his personal life, uprooting the calm he's worked so hard to maintain.

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    4 May 2016

  11. Public Bookmark 21

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    John Egbert had a typical life; a sister, two cousins, and a family hand in demon hunting. But how will he continue after a hunt goes wrong and his entire world is ripped apart? And what about that blond wearing aviators hellbent on destroying everything John knows?

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    4 May 2016

  12. Public Bookmark 30

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    These are just a few smutty requests I've done (a few are my own making)

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam; Butt Plugs
    7)JohnDave; Spanking and Bondage
    8)Thorki; Jealous sex
    9)Stackson; Daddy Kink
    10)Destiel; Daddy Kink again
    11)Stucky; Bottom!Steve
    12)Stackson; SluttyBottom!Jackson
    13)DirkJake; Hair Pulling
    14)Scisaac; Daddy Kink
    15)DirkJake; Crossdressing-IN PROGRESS

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    4 May 2016

  13. Public Bookmark 29

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    John Egbert is just trying to work through his course work in peace, but his neighbor's antics make for impossible working conditions. Who practices sword-fighting half naked, anyway?

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    4 May 2016

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    John starts to love it when Dave talks with his hands.

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    4 May 2016

  15. Public Bookmark 49

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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    4 May 2016

  16. Public Bookmark 82

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    When you were little, your kindergarten teacher gave you a homework assignment. Write three sentences, three things that you love. Your sentences only needed to be three words long.

    Spelling didn’t matter. Periods were optional. You wrote the entire thing in blue crayon.

    I LOV JOKS
    I LOV MOOVEES
    I LOV DAV

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    3 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    a full arch of story in a very perfect amount of time! Writing goals? Not very narrative as could be, but still good.

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's, the guitarists that have a little talent, but only know three songs. They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert.

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    3 May 2016

  18. Public Bookmark 1

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    you do not like boys and dave should not be kissing you.

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    who is dave?

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    3 May 2016

  19. Public Bookmark 7

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    Dave Strider is a Peacekeeper of Skaia, with a long-guarded secret; in an underground room beneath his home, he hides a group of Alternian Demons, outcasted from their own home.

    John Egbert is the first Fledgling that Dave has caught since his Solstice duty student fell four years ago, and when John, his sister, Jade Harley, and his friend, Rose Lalonde, fledge on the Summer Solstice, it will be Dave's duty once again.
    But Dave is still scarred from the fall of his last student, so he elects to take Karkat, one of his demon refugees and his best friend, along with him.
    The risk that Dave takes is easily brushed aside by the newly fledged John- but will he reveal Dave's forbidden secret and condemn both Dave and the refugees, or will he sink himself into an enigma bigger than Skaia itself?

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    3 May 2016

  20. Rec *

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    "Show me your true colors
    In their blinding brightness,
    Like they glow in the night
    When you are dreaming,
    Forget about the others,
    The unbearable lightness,
    Of our being"

    "What the hell is this, the new national anthem for the assholes trying to justify the fact that they have no fucking say in who they get to love?"

    On a persons 21st birthday, they would discover the first name of their soulmate. John had waited his entire life for the moment, while Dave loathed the very idea of being paired with someone against his will. However, when the moment actually comes, both react much different than anyone would have thought.

    (Written by: Hammer)

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    3 May 2016

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    This made me so happy y'all don't even understand I has to stop several times just to flip out about how adorable this was aaaaaaa jeeeeeezzz

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