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    John and Dave move into an apartment together and it's easy, carefree, and just as awesome as expected. John has everything he could ever need, but then, after a few weeks... he finds something he wants.

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  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    Chosen to serve two separate gods as an infant, Dave Strider has been raised pure and chaste by the temple to await their call. What plans do the God of Wind and Luck and the God of Fire and Virility have in store for him, and will it even be worth the wait?

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    Those fucking humans. You remember. They won. They won everything. They even won you. Won all of you back from your dead-end fucking universe and took you with them into their reality-spraining victory. Cheating nookstains didn’t even fight; they won by ‘shenanigans’, that peculiarly human trick of winning-by-not-playing. And in that inside-out, backwards way of theirs, they never even considered keeping all the spoils for themselves.

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  6. Public Bookmark 77

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    Dave and John are college students with no money and one job between them. Unable to pay their bills or cover food costs, dire steps must be taken in order to rectify this. these new steps are a catalyst for a drastic shift in their relationship.
    this is homosexual.

    the author does not know how the porn industry works. shhhhhhh...

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  7. Rec 7

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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  9. Public Bookmark 22

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    Life after the game is an exercise in grammar: Grow into, grow apart, grow up.

    Dave watches months go by in slips of paper and tries to find definition on his own. John is patient enough to wait, but not enough to stay rooted at his side.

    John/Dave || Post-SBURB

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    Dave wears a clean red suit and says he's a demon. John runs a bookstore and says he's busy.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    Strider turns his head to sweep the room quickly. Despite not seeing his eyes behind those shades, you swear you could feel his eyes on you for a long moment. A chill runs down your spine, and you do your best to avoid his gaze, choosing to look somewhere else.

    There's a brief pause, and then. "Sure." He pushes off the doorway, walking completely into the room.

    Apparently, that was all it took to convince him. The corner of your mouth twitches, and you start bracing to embarrass yourself in front of all these people--because you have a good feeling you're going to now--preferably as gracefully as possible.

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  13. Public Bookmark 11

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    Mr. Egbert's daughter realizes at a young age that she would much rather be his son. John then joins an online forum for support and meets a certain Dave Strider, just about the same age as him, who feels the same way about himself. The two quickly bond over this, along with other things, and some feelings slowly begin to develop.

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  14. Public Bookmark 2

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    The kids have won the game and decide to live on one of their new planets with the rest of the trolls. The half that are still alive are still scared that they'll wake up tomorrow and be right back in the middle of the game, fighting for their lives again. But Dave still refuses to admit that he has nightmares until John starts coming to him for help with his.

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    Definitely worth a read, y'all.

  15. Public Bookmark 34

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    Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company? (Pornstar AU)

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    On chapter 18

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Dave is a knight in love with the prince. In plain sight they are best friends, but behind closed doors they are much more. But knights are meant for princesses, and John is the heir of the kingdom- and they can not keep another.

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    "This is exactly why teenage boys shouldn't be forced to share a bed, Dave decided."

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  18. Public Bookmark 58

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    so there’s this guy who keeps coming to the coffee shop i do a lot of my homework in and i swear every time i see him he has a different skull that he includes in his instagram pictures of his coffee.
    how weird is that??

    An obligatory coffee shop au. Also involves bars, bone hunting, copious amounts of lesbians, nude photography, really tiny apartments, crumpet strumpets and unicorn jizz.

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  19. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dave Strider is the new boy at school and John's taking a fancy, but what happens when Dave finds out about John's mental history and violent ways? There is love and there is fear. Especially when John decides to take Dave for his own! *psycho!John, JohnDave, purposefully ooc john. Sister story to I'm in Love with a Killer by PepsiColaGurl95*

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    4

  20. Public Bookmark 17

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    these are just some of drabbles that i've been doing on my tumblr blog and i decided to smoosh them together in one masterpost. these are just basically all porn so yea

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