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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).

    Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!

    ...Right?

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  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Your name is John Egbert. If you could, you would go back in time and tell Casey that she doesn't need to see her friend, because she sees him every single day at school. You are now stuck in this Mommy and Me group, even though you are NOT a mommy. You have noticed that there is another father here, and your mind notices too -- because it is now screaming, "oh shit, he's hot!" and you want to facepalm.

    Your name is Dave Strider. If you could, you would punch your twin sister in the face, because you are a single MALE and you don't want to be part of a fucking Mommy and Me group. Not even for the irony of it. You have taken note that you are not the only dumbfuck dad here, and holy shit, why is the other father so damn attractive? Shut up, you don't have a schoolgirl crush on a single father in a Mommy And Me group.

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  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    For the kink meme. Originally posted May 2011.

    In which John and Dave come up with a lot of flimsy excuses for the things they've been up to. Wink wink nudge nudge.

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    5 Jul 2015

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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dave hates described video. Joan still loves movies. It's like a nature documentary movie except instead of zebras being ripped apart on camera it's Dave crying on the tiled floor.

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    5 Jul 2015

  6. Public Bookmark 22

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    They have a strange relationship. You cross your arms and stand in the doorway while your father scratches his head over the broken passengers’ side window of his Buick. Dave also arrives one day having borrowed the Corvette, drenched from head to toe, and the interior growing puddles all over. While you try to form the words to demand an explanation he flicks a cigarette to your feet and trudges off with his hands in his pockets.

    “I know you’re fond of him,” you tell your father after dinner, over dishes, “but he seems a bit dangerous to me. A delinquent.”

    “He’s just troubled,” he says, and puts his broad hand on your shoulder. “Don’t worry so much.”

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    You wrap your free arm around yourself tightly, your existence narrowed down to the point of contact between your ear and your phone. He's been missing for a month, and you're just now finding out why. And that does it, you're moving up with him to take care of him, because you can't let him be so far away from you anymore.

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  8. Public Bookmark 25

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    He’s a weird old guy. Some sort of old school funny man or some shit. Charlie Chaplin of the 60’s, that’s John Crocker. He doesn’t really get your jokes, all wrapped up in layers of irony like a Dave Strider onion, but he appreciates it as a fellow comedian you fucking guess. He’s no Daddy Warbucks to your Little Orphan Annie but he buys you lunch and takes your script and hands it to the right people, typed and in a pretty envelope, and in order to take the forward payment he has to bring you to the bank to get an account.

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  9. Public Bookmark 19

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    John Egbert gets everything that he wants

    He gets good looks from his dad.

    Money from his family's corporation.

    Popularity, girls, and much more.

    He also gets to make a fuck toy out of you. but it doesn't matter, because at least he's happy.

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    5 Jul 2015

  10. Public Bookmark 2

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    Dave and one of his best friends Aradia enter a show in which they sing and play music. Competing for cash money and specific awards. He never thought he'd meet the love of his life.
    And ruin it.

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    5 Jul 2015

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    just two hormonal teenaged boys talking about their dicks.

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    "and you never guessed/the one you loved best/to draw always drew/pictures of you/undressed." A fairly plotless accumulation of pornographic pennings, courtesy of one Dave Strider.

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  13. Public Bookmark 14

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    "Hi, David 2001038. Good morning. Today is the seventh of May, your room temperature is a comfortable 21 C°, your awakening is right on time and your vital signs look good. How are you feeling?"

    You rub your head and are already annoyed to hear John's voice first thing in the morning. At first you want to say you feel like a weather frog in one of those tiny as fuck glass cases that was shaken a little too long and a little too hard by one asshole of a sadistic kid that needs to vent its anger about not getting all the shit it wanted from mommy and daddy during the divorce battle on tiny, ugly animals nobody cares about because why the fuck would anyone care about frogs? They cut 'em up in biology class, really.

    “Groggy.” You decide and blink blearily into the light.

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    5 Jul 2015

  14. Rec *

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    Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.

    Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.

    They meet in a waiting room.

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    i'm crying

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    "Everything about Dave is wonderful, especially when it's not."

    Three years after the game ended, the kids and their guardians live together as a big, goofy family, and John is so happy he could explode. The thing that makes him happiest is Dave. They are the best snugglebros and everything is perfect.

    Except that people are giving John looks like he's missing something important here, and he's not sure he wants to figure it out...

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  16. Public Bookmark 5

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    5 Jul 2015

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    John and Dave move into an apartment together and it's easy, carefree, and just as awesome as expected. John has everything he could ever need, but then, after a few weeks... he finds something he wants.

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    John Egbert lives in his own world. He speaks to no one and no one speaks to him. When the resident, self-proclaimed cool kid, Dave Strider, is partnered with him for a project, Dave and his friends try to accept John into their world. But John isn't very keen on leaving the sanctuary of his solitude, and it will take more than tentacle therapy to make him open up.

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  19. Public Bookmark 28

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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

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    5 Jul 2015

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    Born as a heir to the Prospitan faerie court, John was sent away to grow up as a changeling when he was just a babe. He has long since woken up, and with the help of his sister, has fully embraced his fae heritage. Jade says he has some big destiny ahead of him, but he's not quite ready for that kind of responsibility. He's not even sure he wants it. Destiny is a big word, and he's just a wind sprite.

    Dave was born with the genetic curse of second sight. Able to see the world of faeries, he must hide this gift or risk their wrath. He's lived with this danger for his entire life. After a tragic incident back in Texas, he is finally getting settled in this new town. Rose says he has some big part to play in the future of the local faeries, but he wants nothing to do with that. He just wants to live a normal life without any of this bullshit.

    This is the story about those destinies, and how the two intertwine.

    Meanwhile, Dirk has his own part to play. After being blinded the previous year, he was certain he could stay away from the fae forever. That is, until Jake English walked into his life. Now he's not so sure he wants to stay away. But, strangely, Jake doesn't seem to know about his faerie blood.

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