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    Dave didn't want to go to the fucking beach for vacation. He's scared of the water.

    Then he almost drowns and is saved by a certain merman by the name of John.

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    18 Apr 2014

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    Dave didn't want to go to the fucking beach for vacation. He's scared of the water.

    Then he almost drowns and is saved by a certain merman by the name of John.

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    18 Apr 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Your pastries,” He murmurs, setting down the plate of various sweets in front of the two of you as you give a slight nod in understanding, a hand moving to adjust your shades as you lift the cup to your lips again. “I hope you enjoy them!”

    He smiles. Not a polite ‘You’re Dave Strider so I should be nice to you if I want to keep my job’ sort of smile, but a genuine, almost ecstatic smile. His teeth poke slightly over his bottom lip as he did so, his eyes crinkling at the edges and, God, you could see the small indentations of dimples in his cheeks, every small freckle or beauty mark that dotted his features.

    The first thing that comes to your mind is ‘utmost perfection.'

    The second is ‘Holy shit that’s really fucking hot.'

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    17 Apr 2014

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    [sequel to 'Marvelous Things', from dave's POV.]

    "Camping?" you echo skeptically. Spending a week without internet access isn't something you're eager to volunteer for. And you're not exactly the outdoor type. Sunshine is not your friend. Why he would think you'd want to spend your spring break in the middle of nowhere, out in the open, sleeping in a tent...

    ... in a tent with John Egbert, in the middle of nowhere, just the two of you... sharing a sleeping bag for warmth... no one to hear his doofy giggling... or any other noises he might happen to make...

    A slow smile spreads over your face. "Whatever you want, baby."

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    17 Apr 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    17 Apr 2014

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    17 Apr 2014

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    "Everything about Dave is wonderful, especially when it's not."

    Three years after the game ended, the kids and their guardians live together as a big, goofy family, and John is so happy he could explode. The thing that makes him happiest is Dave. They are the best snugglebros and everything is perfect.

    Except that people are giving John looks like he's missing something important here, and he's not sure he wants to figure it out...

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    17 Apr 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 11

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    John moves from Washington to Texas, where he meets the mysterious and incredibly dorky Dave Strider.

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    17 Apr 2014

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    17 Apr 2014

  10. Public Bookmark 23

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    17 Apr 2014

  11. Public Bookmark 4

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    In his many, many, many years walking the planet, Dave had seen, done and experienced things the like of which have made his collection of talking shrunken heads and undead specimens floating in jars seem as normal as grass on someone's lawn.

    It occasionally still kind of weirds him out however, to know that he's dating a sentient piece of gum.

    He mentions this to the autonomous piece of candy in question one dusky afternoon, and his literal sweet sugar candyman, without even looking up from another one of his creepy biology projects, simply says

    “Your face is weird Dave. And don't call me that you huge dingus.”

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    18 Apr 2014

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    johndave

    short cute bubblefum/marcelline au

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    John starts to love it when Dave talks with his hands.

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    17 Apr 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 5

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    John wasn’t expecting to find Dirk in Dave’s office. What an interesting turn of events.

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    17 Apr 2014

  14. Public Bookmark 3

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    Prompt for Dave taking sexy pictures of crossdressing twink John.

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    17 Apr 2014

  15. Public Bookmark 4

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    A crow was perched on the window sill. It pauses mid tap when the curtains part and stares down at you with glossy black eyes and tilts its head to the side curiously. You're not sure what's weirder, that there were black circles on its feathers, around its eyes or that its feathers a bright shade of red. The answer would be neither. At least to you since you've seen this bird a billion times, the last of which would be this morning, right before the first bell when you split ways to go to your respective classes.

    The crow jerks its head up a little. Sup

    In which super teens skip super school because pshh who needs to learn how to save the world, let's leave that to the adults

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    18 Apr 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    johndave

    sky high au beautiful characterization

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    You hear that voice again, all angry and crackling with the kind of words your dad used to slap you upside the skull for. But you can sense the undertones, see the color of them splayed out over the wall like splatter paint, the sharp blue-green of his worry and the flashes of lighting-white fury, but it doesn’t strike you.

    You can see your friend’s charred and lighting-white back with your closed eyes, imprinted on the backs of your eyelids.

    “Don’t you fall asleep on me, douchebag. Get up.”

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    17 Apr 2014

  17. Public Bookmark 11

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    What if the one that was apparently our true love was a freak? What if you were a freak too?
    That's the challenge John has to face except he doesn't have a true love. John is a freak along with the rest of his family.
    They all were born with weird symbols on their bodies that 'Supposedly' glows when around your soulmate. John has never found someone take his markings glow, let alone another freak like himself. Though when he enters his new school, everything changes.
    For the worse of course.

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    17 Apr 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 33

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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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    17 Apr 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 33

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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    17 Apr 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 8

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    Dynamic duo Karkat Vantas and John Egbert run an unpopular gaming channel on YouTube, and it seems like their dreams of quitting their sucky jobs and become full time YouTube stars might never become a reality. That is, until they get to go to a YouTube convention in LA where they meet some unlikely friends- all people with a huge amount of subscribers and some time to spare. Bonds are formed, romance ensues... and videos are made.

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    17 Apr 2014

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