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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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    25 Feb 2017

  2. Rec 62

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    Dave, otherwise known as Subject DS12-395, has escaped from confinement and has made his new home in Seattle. He doesn't do much, just watch people from the trees, at least until somebody sees him.

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    25 Feb 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Getting to the top doesn't mean that you have to be lonely, and John's willing to prove it. When John's out with Jade and Rose, and Hollywood's least favorite, infamous, abrasive, rich alcoholic director walks into a bar one night, John's warned to steer clear of Dave Strider. He's here to drink, hates everyone, and has no living or known family. He's notoriously hard to work with, rude in person, hard to talk to, and an all around asshole with no friends. John, America's most beloved comedian of the time takes is always up for a challenge, and decides not to leave until he's befriended Dave Strider. The result? Awkward pauses, clear rejection, and an evening that shakes John's perception of friendship and romance forever. Contains NSFW content at the end, but there's a satisfying story before it too. JohnDave fluff/ eventual smut. Enjoy.

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    25 Feb 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Based off of the idea that Sburb was a video game. The story occurs with the kids (and human trolls) now grown adults. This may or may not turn into more than a one-shot. I'm really not sure. It's my first fic, please don't murder me. Notes are at the bottom.

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    25 Feb 2017

  5. Rec 6

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    Dave and John aren't always focused on school, and their escapades in the bathroom show it.

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    25 Feb 2017

  6. Public Bookmark 22

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    25 Feb 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 1

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    A simple 'good morning' can turn into 'we'll get through this together'.

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    25 Feb 2017

  8. Public Bookmark 16

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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

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    25 Feb 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 9

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    After a satisfying wet dream, John finally gets what he's been hinting at for so long. Dave's ass is his.

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    25 Feb 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jake works at the zoo, which is great until a monkey outsmarts him and escapes. Luckily, he has his three boyfriends back at home to make him forget all about work.

    Gifted to Viczen, who gave me the prompt for Jake working at a zoo (and having to capture an escaped animal) almost two fucking years ago. Don't know if you are still into Homestuck but this is for you, friendo!

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    25 Feb 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 11

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    "you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot" AU. Except instead of drummer, it's singer. John is the lead singer for Dave's twin brother's band, and Dave finds out he's really hot and basically he swoons.

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    25 Feb 2017

  12. Public Bookmark 25

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    What starts out as a desperation game turns into something much more. More mature than my usual fics. No need to know anything about the Homestuck fandom, it's just a story of two guys getting really, really desperate.

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    25 Feb 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 28

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    So, these are just drabbles based on homestuck sexcannons, sometimes sad canons, prompts presented by myself or submitted to me by others on my blog, and misc. artwork. There is no storyline and nothing is related to anything else. I also don't really proofread these (I mostly do them at night as a way to relax), but there shouldn't be a huge amount of typos or anything. The titles of each chapter will let you know which couple is featured in that drabble and the chapter summary will contain tags for what that drabble contains.

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    25 Feb 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 10

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    You are John Egbert and you are extremely horny.

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    25 Feb 2017

  15. Public Bookmark 9

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    Dave wakes up with some morning wood and John watches him take care of it.

    From his closet.

    Because that's totally original.

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    25 Feb 2017

  16. Public Bookmark 17

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    John and Dave really miss each other.

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    25 Feb 2017

  17. Public Bookmark 60

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    Dave Strider, discontent photographer, is looking for the meaning of life through the greyscale frames on a roll of film. He finds it, one San Francisco spring, but liberation from the window of his lens is not forthcoming.

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    25 Feb 2017

  18. Public Bookmark 24

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    There's a reason Dave spends every Friday night slinking around the locker room, a dark place with a faulty lighting system and a gross sweaty smell that promises him his darkest desires fulfilled.

    Highschool AU in which Dave is the football team's fuck toy.

    !! DISCONTINUED !!

    im sorry but i probably will not continue this for a very long time, i have lost interest in homestuck for now and have moved on. i had a lot of plans for this so i cant just simply wrap it up right here. again, im sorry.

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    25 Feb 2017

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.

    Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.

    They meet in a waiting room.

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    25 Feb 2017

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Non-Sburb AU. Bro Strider has to raise a kid with gender dysphoria. Trying not to screw Dave up permanently is hard, and nobody understands.

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    10/10
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    471
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    48207

    25 Feb 2017

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