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    Bro literally brings all the boys to the yard. And the girls. And the dogs.

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    The prince stood tall above the broken body, littering an otherwise spotless hall. He was hurriedly addressing his subordinate, a fine young lady wearing a beautifully simple blue dress. It framed her shoulders nicely.

    She was crying.

    He was trying not to.

    Dave was suddenly and abruptly aware of how alone he was in the world.
    He doubted his loneliness would ever reach an end before he did.

    The kingdom of Skaia has just lost its greatest prince, and his younger brother needs to escape the castle.

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    Karkat is hanging out at Gamzees house watching rom coms when he asks him about how much he has changed and why. At first he can't answer, but after a few moments he decides to go ahead and tell him everything.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    John Egbert is Sixteen, and finally old enough to go on his Pokémon journey! Along with his friends Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam and Karkat Vantas as well as his sister Jade, he's going to have the time of his life.
    But, he's worried that when they go their separate ways, everyone will be too busy to hang out with him!
    Luckily he meets Dave, who is cute, a massive nerd and really cool. Who John definitely doesn't have a crush on, nope not at all.

    But Dave has a secret that will rock the foundations of John's world forever.

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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens trying to make the best of a tough situation. After living their entire lives in the foster system, eventually a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in. The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newest siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds).

    Roxy is desperate to make it work and Dirk just wants control of his own space.

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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Earth with the Guardians revived, Dave has nothing much to worry about, and way too much time to dwell on what he's lost.

    A whole world of new experiences within his grasp, Dirk thinks it's time to move on with his life.

    Under the ticking clock of a curse he picked up during the Game, Jake may not have much of a life to move on with.

    (Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Alternia with the Empress revived, Karkat has a lot to worry about, but not too little time to hurt over what he's lost.)

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    You step outside to find your sweater clad neighbor once again screaming at the scene at the bottom of the staircase

    "Shit."

    Your name is Dave Strider and you're stuck living the same day over and over again.

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    In which Dave can't sleep and goes to the beach to clear his mind but instead of sleep, it's Jake that he finds.

    In otherwords, Jake is a merman of the shark nature who rarely interacts with humans but he sees Dave and is awestruck by his beauty before deciding to just take him as he personal treasure.

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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

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    Karkat Vantas is just trying to drink away his problems, but this asshole in shades shows up and tries to convince him they knew each other in another life. Who even is this douchebag? Might as well humor him.

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    Dave is missing. Dirk is going to do something about it. All the while, the Protectors of Alternia are growing stronger.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

    Edit 4/4/15: Now with some pictures~!

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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    Just a really short, really silly drabble about John and Bro gettin' it on. Smuppets included. I co-wrote this with a friend of mine a while back. Dave and John are 19 and 20 respectfully, while Bro is in his early 30's.

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    And, so, a pair of young and naive fuckwits wander ever deeper into this massive catastrophe described as "adulthood."

    OR... In which our protagonists are faced with everything from the most outrageous of dramas to the most mundane of fluff.

    This is the sequel to holy shit we have quite possibly the most fuckin ridiculous love quadrilateral on our hands. Reading the first part of this series is not necessary but HIGHLY recommended. Although, admittedly, it's mostly really really long enemies-to-lovers fic.

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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

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    It was nearly nine o’clock in the morning in Phoenix, Arizona, and the weather was absolutely perfect.

    Some might have called it too hot. The temperature was just below eighty degrees, warm enough to be uncomfortable in the right clothes, in the sun. Kretta knew from experience that the day would only get warmer, hotter, until seeking out the shelter of the shade was necessary for most to keep comfortable outside. Most of the people she knew would be inside at this time, maybe for the rest of the day. They would enjoy the much-needed air conditioning, none of them had ever enjoyed being outside, especially not in the sun.

    ((First part of four (one for each book), so it's a little OC-heavy at first, but perspectives will change as time passes. First Fic! I would love feedback.))

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    An aged up Dirk Strider, teenage Jake tagging along with his cousin John at Dave's sleepovers. Some cornered sexual exchanges. It's only /slightly/ fucked up right? I mean, it's not like anyone's saying no. Right?

    A few things on the checklist are denial, teenage heartbreak, porn, and some eventual happiness.
    featuring gem moments such as:
    “Feeling it now Mr. Krabs?” you have to hold back laughter at your own shitty joke while Jake’s expression flips between heart eyes and dumb genuine grins. Fucking grown ass man quoting Spongebob during foreplay.

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