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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens trying to make the best of a tough situation. After living their entire lives in the foster system, eventually a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in. The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newest siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds).

    Roxy is desperate to make it work and Dirk just wants control of his own space.

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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    Just a really short, really silly drabble about John and Bro gettin' it on. Smuppets included. I co-wrote this with a friend of mine a while back. Dave and John are 19 and 20 respectfully, while Bro is in his early 30's.

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    It was nearly nine o’clock in the morning in Phoenix, Arizona, and the weather was absolutely perfect.

    Some might have called it too hot. The temperature was just below eighty degrees, warm enough to be uncomfortable in the right clothes, in the sun. Kretta knew from experience that the day would only get warmer, hotter, until seeking out the shelter of the shade was necessary for most to keep comfortable outside. Most of the people she knew would be inside at this time, maybe for the rest of the day. They would enjoy the much-needed air conditioning, none of them had ever enjoyed being outside, especially not in the sun.

    ((First part of four (one for each book), so it's a little OC-heavy at first, but perspectives will change as time passes. First Fic! I would love feedback.))

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    An aged up Dirk Strider, teenage Jake tagging along with his cousin John at Dave's sleepovers. Some cornered sexual exchanges. It's only /slightly/ fucked up right? I mean, it's not like anyone's saying no. Right?

    A few things on the checklist are denial, teenage heartbreak, porn, and some eventual happiness.
    featuring gem moments such as:
    “Feeling it now Mr. Krabs?” you have to hold back laughter at your own shitty joke while Jake’s expression flips between heart eyes and dumb genuine grins. Fucking grown ass man quoting Spongebob during foreplay.

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    Rose is staying with the Striders for the summer, and Bro starts obsessing a little. Okay, a lot.

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    Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Earth with the Guardians revived, Dave has nothing much to worry about, and way too much time to dwell on what he's lost.

    A whole world of new experiences within his grasp, Dirk thinks it's time to move on with his life.

    Under the ticking clock of a curse he picked up during the Game, Jake may not have much of a life to move on with.

    (Spat out by the Game on a reconstructed Alternia with the Empress revived, Karkat has a lot to worry about, but not too little time to hurt over what he's lost.)

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    John Egbert is Sixteen, and finally old enough to go on his Pokémon journey! Along with his friends Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam and Karkat Vantas as well as his sister Jade, he's going to have the time of his life.
    But, he's worried that when they go their separate ways, everyone will be too busy to hang out with him!
    Luckily he meets Dave, who is cute, a massive nerd and really cool. Who John definitely doesn't have a crush on, nope not at all.

    But Dave has a secret that will rock the foundations of John's world forever.

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    You've never doubted your ability to killer. You're Bro Strider for hell's sake, you've always been booming with confidence. The stuff basically spills off you. You'd never had a problem with any job before. Until you're hired to kill him. That's when things take a turn.

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    Sollux is a kid fresh out of highschool who needs money and does super low budget porn movies for Bro Strider. Dave, not liking what Bro lets other actors do to Sollux, tries to get Sollux out of the situation.

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    John Egbert was a normal 22 year old, college student. For summer vacation he and his sister, Jade Harley, flew to Dallas, Texas to see their long time friend, Dave Strider, and his brothers. Luckily, the Zombie virus had not spread to Dallas yet, so they were quite safe for the expected two week stay with their Texan friends.

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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

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    Dave Strider is not a girl, even if it said that he was on his birth certificate. Thinking this manages to only get him one place, though, and that place is facing an awkward confrontation on the couch where his brothers figure out several things and where he starts over in New York and meets a pale kid he met on the roof (who's dying of cancer, by the way) and a boy who's really good at piano and has a really cute smile. And even if he can't figure out why, he thinks that just maybe these two are reason enough to live a while longer.

    ((This died like two years ago rip))

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    Step back, step forward, lunge,
    Dave was used to these moves. He had been practicing them practically all his live. He wasn't exactly prepared when falling in love was added to the mix.
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    A strife with Bro went south, in the most unbelievable way possible. Now Dave is stuck in a hospital, crazily yelling about the monsters that put him there. Why won't anyone believe him? Why won't they let him leave? Why is the boy in his ward so fucking cute??

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    For once, Dave is having a pretty good night. Alternatively, Karkat is not.

    Directly fallows Not Listening.

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    Karkat Vantas is just trying to drink away his problems, but this asshole in shades shows up and tries to convince him they knew each other in another life. Who even is this douchebag? Might as well humor him.

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    Bro Strider is a patient man, but a certain prankster by the name of John Egbert is really starting to get on his fucking nerves. He was nice enough to let the kid come down for two weeks out of his summer, but he's been driving Bro crazy in more ways than one.

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    "They'll take the kids away," he said, gasping like all the oxygen in the room had disappeared. "I can't let that happen, I can't protect them if they're not here."

    "No they won't, I promise I won't let them. Dirk. Please," Roxy said. She rested her rifle against her shoulder. She took one step towards him.

    "A crazy dad and a former alcoholic of a mom, and you don't think they'll take them away," he said, practically snarling at her.

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    Dave at his lowest point of self-loathing and kinda rambles on about Bro and Dirk. There is a lot of rambling here. Fair warning, I suppose. This will have multiple chapters, all sadstuck. I do take requests for Strider-based (and occasionally Lalonde-based) writing prompts. Feel free to ask me if you want any idea of yours written. This work is rated for teen and up audiences because of graphic depictions of violence, and possibly future depictions of sexual activity. Rating can and, most likely, will change.

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    They both thought their times at Hogwarts would be relatively normal: make friends, learn magic, and later on, graduate and get jobs in the wizarding world. But Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider never expected to be part of something bigger.

    In their first year alone, what sort of challenges will these two face to not only bring them closer together, but bring them one step closer to saving the wizarding world- even the muggle world- as we know it? And what do their eyes have to do with it?

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