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    Dave’s been feeding on humans for centuries and has been hunted on and off for just as long; yet out of all of his pursuers this blue eyed hunter is the most fun he’s ever had. Yeah he really should kill him, but he’s not about to let him get away without having a little fun. Maybe the guy will finally put some excitement back into Dave’s humdrum life of the same old screwing and scaring of humans; or maybe he’ll be what gets Dave sent back to hell for punishments like he’s never experienced before.

    (This is a full re-write of the original Scarring series with lots of extra content and has been updated to fit with the rest of the Dealings with Demons series. If you read the original Scarring series then I implore you to read this one.)

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    A collection of drabbles from my tumblr, ranging from general fluffy things to smut.

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    Anonymous said to naasssttttyyyyy: can you maybe write john in a dress getting double teamed by the striders? everyone is age appropriate no underage? john is def the sub here with dave being kind of neutral and bro being the massive dom. props if you fit bondage in with john too. sorry if you don’t do anonymous as well…

    Anonymous said to naasssttttyyyyy: dave/dirk/john - bottom!john

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    John comes to Bro with an idea, and Bro follows through with it. Who wouldn't want to get their hands on two plush rumps like these anyways?

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    Bro has a job to get to; Dave and John keep him from leaving.

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    John and Bro are dating. Dave loves John. John and Bro haven't told Dave. Dave thinks Bro likes John and doesn't want him to get John first. Things are about to hit the fan. What will John do? Read to find out. I am not sure what pairing this story will have as of this moment. I might make it BroJohnDave, not sure yet. Anyways rating may change later.

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    "Okay," you say, your mouth dry, "okay. What the fuck is this supposed to be?"

    Bro smirks at you from the couch. "Dessert," he says. His eyes glow through the douchebag shades he took off some kid you guys ate last month. He pets John's hair absently and John does nothing, a puppet whose strings aren't getting pulled. "Can't tell me you don't want him, kiddo."

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    Dave's word to mouth filter has always been glitchy at best. This time is no different, though the outcome is anything but what he expected.

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    Dave's first mistake was inviting John to visit them. His second was thinking he and Bro could hide their relationship from him.

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    A collection of Homestuck ficlets from prompts on tumblr, written upon the occasion of reaching various follower milestones, plus some extra driblets that don't really fit anywhere else. Tags and ratings will be updated as necessary; chapter names show pairings and titles.

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    When eight-year-old Dave Strider asked you if his friend, John Egbert, could stay for the weekend, you just couldn't say no. You had no idea of what would happen.

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    James had never been able to say no to his son. When John grows older, however, he finds that he's not the only one answering the steady demanding tone that can only be answered with agreement.

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    Dirk was no longer a prince of heart, for his heart had shattered into a million pieces. He was a prince of broken hearts. Everything was breaking down right in front of him. He was the destroyer class. He was the one supposed to break others hearts... so why was he the one hurting right now? Will anything be able to heal his heart, or will the pain just become too much to bare?

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    There's nowhere else you'd rather be.

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    John can't keep warm in his sleeping bag so he decides to snuggle in with the Striders.

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    The game is not real. It never happened. Homestuck never happened. Trolls don't exist. Skaia and Alternia aren't real places. And John, Dave, Rose, and Jade were never convinced of that. So their parents threw them in the AA (Alternia Asylum). And now that they are there together, they have things to do. But... are they really living in the world they think they are? Or are they being held from stopping the Condesce in her prime?

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    2/?
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    John comes over to the Strider household for a visit. He soon learns about Bro's profession and becomes closer to his friend than he ever has before.

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    Everyone is trolls, and Bro has trouble sleeping. An early Christmas gift to Arathe, and a highly speculative sequel to her Walk Before You Run.

    In the non-canon domesticity of the far future, there is only porn.

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    When John Egbert's mother died, his father spiraled into depression. He's abused and finds hope in red text. Dave is his cool friend and his relief from his horrid life. What happens next, he would never of guessed. John's life is never going to be the same-whether for better or worse he doesn't know.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    52
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    112
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    15
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    2986

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