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    Dave at his lowest point of self-loathing and kinda rambles on about Bro and Dirk. There is a lot of rambling here. Fair warning, I suppose. This will have multiple chapters, all sadstuck. I do take requests for Strider-based (and occasionally Lalonde-based) writing prompts. Feel free to ask me if you want any idea of yours written. This work is rated for teen and up audiences because of graphic depictions of violence, and possibly future depictions of sexual activity. Rating can and, most likely, will change.

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    TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
    TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
    TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
    CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
    TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
    CG: ... HUH.

    --
    For this kink meme prompt:
    So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦

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    Rose is staying with the Striders for the summer, and Bro starts obsessing a little. Okay, a lot.

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    Bro's never around, but when he does decide to pop in once a week to torment you he sure does make the most of it. Maybe you've had enough.

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    A heated strife. Idk what to put here, really. Just pure smut. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Dave starts working at an office with a rather interesting boss.

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    Dave sighed, closing the door. "I'm sorry dude but we cant let you leave now. Bro would throw a fucking fit." He mentally curses himself. How could he be so careless?

    Oh well. It looks like yet another person is going to have to disappear.

    (some loosely based psychostriders/yanderestuck drabble bullshit ay. enjoy)

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    Even when you're fingering out your brother's cum, you keep your face as neutral as possible.

    Yeah, he's a little abusive, but... Guys can't get raped. Guys don't cry.

    And you're a guy, after all.

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    Dave is going to the Americas. Bro sees him off the only way he knows how.

    Series
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    In hindsight you were utterly unsuitable to raise a child. You didn't really understand emotions, and you were a DJ and puppet porn site owner. Not to mention that humanity in general was a mystery to you, yet you'd fumbled through this shit as best as you could. But as you block another attack, the sound of steel against steel grating in your ears on this godforsaken disk on a blistering hot planet, you pray to whatever passed as God in this place that you'd at least prepared him to succeed and end this game.

    You lose your footing on a groove in the disk below you, and the dog-monster thing takes his chance. You don't even feel it when the sword goes through you and everything goes black.

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    When Vriska and Terezi first move in a few doors down from the Strider brothers, they don't think anything of it. All too soon, however, it's the only thing on their minds.

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    Dave Strider: American sweetheart, Hollywood genius, mogul of comedy, satire, and shitty jpeg artifacts, and technologically paranoid asshole. When his manager finally convinces him to get a pet to help with his undiagnosed mental health issues nobody (least of all Dave himself) expects him to buy an android in a fit of willful defiance and ridiculously laughable irony.

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    Dave fails to masturbate, but not for want of trying. Mostly because Bro's being a dick. Hopefully, because the alternative is too terrifying to be considered.

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    They've won the game and made a new world. Now that Dave finally has some time to just chill with his bros...a post it note turns his perfect world upside down. Someone else seems to have survived and made it to this new world and he has a lot of apologizing to do.

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    Dave has recently aquired an interest in dirty talk, which naturally leads to him...appreciating...Bro's voice. Long story short, Dave gets horny via smexy rap in the car and Bro gets him off. Yup. Bro also deepthroats him at a red light so yah.

    As always, if you don't like this don't read it, please read the tags before continuing (i.e. You have been warned)

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    My name is Dave Strider. Life isn't always fair, we don't always get a refund. But I'm not looking for store credit, I'd rather just throw it away and never look back.

    A story in which Dave doesn't really see life as he used to, naive as he was as a kid, which is probably a good thing. On his own, starting a new life, he doesn't expect his new world to come crashing down with just a couple of voice mails. Poor Dave, he's been through a lot, who will catch him when he falls?

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    It's all over.
    All the enemies defeated.
    All the goals achieved.
    All the battles won.
    Everyone was safe.
    Now just to finish the job.
    To create the new universe.
    It was time for everybody to go home.
    To continue with life.
    To be free again.
    To forget your allies and remember your friends.
    But, at the end of the day it's all just a memory.
    It's all over.
    Time to go home.

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    Dave had begun planning this for weeks ahead of time. He stood there trying to build up the nerve to distract his brother from whatever shit he was doing, because this was definitely more important. From head to toe a sexy nurse's attire caressed the soft curves of Dave’s body, he even added a small doctors bag and a clipboard for that special little touch.

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    Another vampire au that is loosely inspired by AHS Hotel. There will be a plot. Just. Stay strong through the bullshit.

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